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    GrubbSnax
    Massive Layoffs Across the Xbox Division

    GrubbSnax

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 2, 2025 51:59


    Mike Minotti and Jan Ochoa are piecing together your gaming life with today's top stories in games! We cover the evolving situation at Microsoft amidst massive layoffs, terrible former Ubisoft employees getting suspended prison sentences, Dave the Diver not being an indie game, and more stories!

    Dan Snow's History Hit
    The Seven Years War

    Dan Snow's History Hit

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 1, 2025 64:48


    The Seven Years' War in the 18th century is often called the first world war - it was fought across Europe, North America, the Caribbean, Africa, and Asia. It redrew the world map, setting the stage for the rise of the British Empire and the eventual American and French revolutions.Dan guest-presents this special episode of the Echoes of History podcast that we're sharing on this feed. He is joined by Dr Emma Hart to discuss this clash between the Old World and the New.Echoes of History is a Ubisoft podcast, brought to you by History Hit. Edited by: Michael McDaidProduced by: Robin McConnellSenior Producer: Anne-Marie LuffProduction Manager: Beth DonaldsonExecutive Producers: Etienne Bouvier, Julien Fabre, Steve Lanham, Jen BennettMusic by Elitsa AlexandrovaIf you liked this podcast, please subscribe, share, rate & review. Take part in our listener survey here.

    IGN.com - Daily Fix (Video)
    'Xbox Hardware Is Dead,' Says Founding Team Member | IGN Daily The Fix

    IGN.com - Daily Fix (Video)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 1, 2025


    On today's Daily Fix: One of the original founding members of xbox, Laura Fryer, says that Xbox Hardware is “Dead” and expressed disappointment with the direction Xbox has taken since she was a part of the company. Xbox recently announced a partnership with ROG for their latest handheld, the ROG XBOX Ally X, which has ROG taking care of the hardware and Xbox the software. To her this is an indication that the company is no longer interested in hardware and is the beginning of an exit for them. She now says that she thinks Xbox Hardware is “dead”. Xbox also announced a partnership with AMD which hints at something hardware related being in the works. Will Xbox's 25th Year anniversary reveal what's next for XBOX? On a more positive note, the actor who voices Edward Kenway in Assassin's Creed Black flag has dropped hints at an Assassins' Creed Black Flag remake being in the works. After the many leaks over the years this is the closest we've had to a confirmation. Ubisoft has yet to confirm that the game is in development. Also, EA Sports announces the revival of their College Basketball games after 16 years in a recent tweet. The announcement comes after the NCAA lifted the restrictions over college players being able to earn income from their image and likeness while maintaining an amateur status.

    Clownfish TV: Audio Edition
    Stop Killing Stop Killing Games?

    Clownfish TV: Audio Edition

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 28, 2025 28:31


    There's an internet slap flight raging over the Stop Killing Games movement. The Stop Killing Games campaign, launched by YouTuber Ross Scott of Accursed Farms in April 2024, aims to prevent video game publishers from rendering purchased games unplayable by shutting down servers, sparked by Ubisoft's decommissioning of The Crew. The initiative advocates for laws requiring publishers to provide end-of-life solutions, like offline modes or community-run servers, to preserve digital ownership and game accessibility. However, it faced criticism from Twitch streamer and indie developer Pirate Software (Jason Thor Hall), who called the campaign vague, unrealistic, and potentially harmful to developers, arguing it could burden indie studios and misdirect regulatory focus. This critique led to a public feud, with Scott responding in videos and interviews, accusing Pirate Software of misrepresenting the campaign's goals. Supporters like MoistCritikal and SomeOrdinaryGamers backed Scott, emphasizing consumer rights and game preservation, while the debate highlighted broader tensions about digital ownership in gaming. Despite significant support, the campaign struggled to meet its signature goals for petitions, notably the European Citizens' Initiative, and Scott announced plans to step back due to burnout. Watch this podcast episode on YouTube and all major podcast hosts including Spotify. CLOWNFISH TV is an independent, opinionated news and commentary podcast that covers Entertainment and Tech from a consumer's point of view. We talk about Gaming, Comics, Anime, TV, Movies, Animation and more. Hosted by Kneon and Geeky Sparkles. D/REZZED News covers Pixels, Pop Culture, and the Paranormal! We're an independent, opinionated entertainment news blog covering Video Games, Tech, Comics, Movies, Anime, High Strangeness, and more. As part of Clownfish TV, we strive to be balanced, based, and apolitical. Get more news, views and reviews on Clownfish TV News - https://news.clownfishtv.com/ On YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/c/ClownfishTV On Spotify - https://open.spotify.com/show/4Tu83D1NcCmh7K1zHIedvg On Apple Podcasts - https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/clownfish-tv-audio-edition/id1726838629

    Rejugando
    Rejugando 264 el del Capcom Spotlight e impresiones de Death Stranding 2

    Rejugando

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 27, 2025 107:12


    🎮 Rejugando 264 – Kojima brilla, Capcom repite y Square Enix decepciona En este episodio, el equipo analiza el Capcom Spotlight, las primeras impresiones de Death Stranding 2 y la polémica del remaster de Final Fantasy Tactics. 💼 Capcom ofrece poco nuevo: Monster Hunter Wilds, Pragmata, Resident Evil 9 y Sagat ybañadores en Street Fighter 6. 🚶‍♂️ Death Stranding 2 fascina (o no): técnicamente impecable, pero muy continuista. ¿Más y mejor o repetitivo? 😤 Final Fantasy Tactics Remaster indigna: sin traducción al español, con filtros cutres y precio de lujo. 👏 Expedition 33 recibe elogios de Square Enix por su sistema de combate. 📉 Xbox prepara despidos y pierde rumbo con su marca. ❌ Hytale, el “Minecraft de Riot”, cancelado tras 10 años. 📱 Netflix borra joyas como Hades o Katana Zero en móviles. 🧟‍♂️ Ubisoft, en juicio por acoso sexual. 🧠 Y Don’t Nod también recorta tras tropiezos en ventas. Todo esto, con risas, crítica y mucho calor veraniego. Porque Rejugando aun no se va de vacaciones. Escucha el episodio completo en la app de iVoox, o descubre todo el catálogo de iVoox Originals

    Mon Carnet, l'actu numérique
    {ENTREVUE} - Ludger Saintélien de Gearbox Québec

    Mon Carnet, l'actu numérique

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 25, 2025 10:15


    Carl-Edwin Michel s'entretient avec Ludger Saintélien, directeur créatif chez Gearbox et vétéran du jeu vidéo passé par EA, Ubisoft, Warner et Activision. Ludger revient sur son parcours, entre design, narration visuelle et grandes franchises comme Far Cry, Batman ou Call of Duty. Il partage sa vision du rôle du directeur créatif, au croisement de l'artistique et de la coordination d'équipe. Sur l'IA, il évoque un équilibre à préserver : l'outil est prometteur, mais il ne doit pas effacer la sensibilité humaine. Chez Gearbox, l'automatisation touche les pipelines, mais la création reste entre les mains d'artistes. Pour lui, l'intuition et la touche unique de chaque créateur demeurent irremplaçables.

    Pour Une Poignée de Gamers
    Test : Dune Awakening

    Pour Une Poignée de Gamers

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 24, 2025 35:45


    Pour Une Poignée de Gamers - La Chaine Podcast Gaming & Culture GeekTEST : Dune AwakeningEditeur : FuncomDéveloppeur : FuncomDate de sortie : 5 juin 2025Genre : Meuporg !Dans « Dune : Awakening » le principe est simple : vous êtes un survivant échoué sur une planète désertique. Tout est hostile. Le soleil peut littéralement vous tuer, l'eau est une ressource rare et sous vos pieds, des vers géants attendent que vous fassiez un pas de travers pour vous avaler.Rejoignez toute l'équipe PPG sur le Discord : https://discord.gg/z5avdnNSvSOn vous y attend pour échanger sur les différentes émissions, le jeu vidéo en général, les constructeurs et même pour jouer en coop !Pour Une Poignée de Gamers - La Chaine Podcast JV & Culture Geek ACTUS PPGL'émission  100% news qui commente l'actualité du Jeu Vidéo disponible chaque semaine !Vous pouvez nous retrouver sur ITunes, Ausha, PodCloud, Deezer, Spotify, Amazon Music...Si vous appréciez l'émission et que vous souhaitez nous encourager à poursuivre, merci de laisser un commentaire étoilé sur Apple Podcasts..Bonne écoute à toutes et à tous !Ausha:  https://podcast.ausha.co/pour-une-poignee-de-gamersHébergé par Ausha. Visitez ausha.co/politique-de-confidentialite pour plus d'informations.

    Echoes of History
    The Northwest Passage: Doom of Arctic Explorers

    Echoes of History

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 23, 2025 39:22


    Assassin's Creed Rogue and Assassin's Creed III let us sail through the frozen waters of the Northwest Passage at the most dangerous time in history.From Hudson Bay to Hawaii, the coasts of Canada and the USA were mapped as an unintended consequence of history's greatest explorers trying to find a navigable path from the Atlantic to the Pacific. Just what was it that made this route so hard to find? And how did explorers overcome the fatal challenges it posed? Historian and adventurer Ken McGoogan helps Dan Snow discover the answers.Echoes of History is a Ubisoft podcast, brought to you by History Hit. Hosted by: Dan SnowEdited by: Michael McDaidProduced by: Robin McConnellSenior Producer: Anne-Marie LuffProduction Manager: Beth DonaldsonExecutive Producers: Etienne Bouvier, Julien Fabre, Steve Lanham, Jen BennettMusic by Elitsa AlexandrovaIf you liked this podcast please subscribe, share, rate & review. Take part in our listener survey here.Tell us your favourite Assassin's Creed game or podcast episode at echoes-of-history@historyhit.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    Talk to the Internet
    Ubisoft Sells $50 Skins In Rainbow Six Siege X - Inside Games Roundup

    Talk to the Internet

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 20, 2025 16:30


    Support Inside Games on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/insidegamesYTHosted by:Lawrence: http://twitch.tv/sirlarr | Bruce: http://twitch.tv/brucegreene Edited by: Shooklyn: https://linktr.ee/ShooklynSources --https://www.videogamer.com/news/rainbow-six-siege-x-drops-most-expensive-skin-slows-currency-gain/https://www.reddit.com/r/Rainbow6/comments/1lbd3p6/108_renown_with_30_booster_after_a_won_full_game/https://www.videogameschronicle.com/news/third-party-switch-2-game-sales-have-started-off-slow-with-one-publisher-selling-below-our-lowest-estimates/https://www.videogameschronicle.com/news/nintendo-has-detailed-the-free-switch-2-updates-coming-to-12-switch-games/https://www.windowscentral.com/gaming/xbox/xbox-amd-partnership-next-gen-xbox-console-hardwarehttps://www.windowscentral.com/gaming/xbox/xbox-hardware-report-project-keenan-next-gen-xbox-2027https://www.videogamer.com/news/nier-creator-yoko-taro-less-weird-people-making-games/https://automaton-media.com/en/news/nier-automata-creator-yoko-taro-says-there-are-less-weird-people-in-the-gaming-industry-nowadays/Music —Switch It Up - Silent Partner https://youtu.be/r_HRbXhOir8Get Back - Silent Partner https://youtu.be/iQYmgOrPEvsFunk Down - MK2 https://youtu.be/SPN_Ssgqlzc

    Gamer Como A Gente > > > Podcasts
    GCG Podcast #196: Prince of Persia - The Lost Crown

    Gamer Como A Gente > > > Podcasts

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 20, 2025 85:38


    Olá Amigos e Amigas Gamers! Sejam bem-vindos a mais um podcast do Gamer Como a Gente! Neste episódio voltamos a Persia para acompanhar a nova aventura nas areias do tempo de The Lost Crown. Um petardo da Ubisoft, quem diria! Apertem o play e vamos lá! Já conhecem a nossa forja de armaduras? Mande o seu email ou uma DM no instagram que a gente disponibiliza uma camiseta bem maneira para vocês! Dúvidas, sugestões, xingamentos, desafios ao mestre platinador é só chamar a gente no email: gamercomoagente@gmail.com Podem também deixar seus comentários nas postagens e não se esqueçam de acessar o nosso Instagram e Blue Sky. Arte da vitrine: Rodrigo Estevão Edição: Diego Ferreira

    ExplicitNovels
    Quaranteam – Book 1: Part 11

    ExplicitNovels

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 18, 2025


    Quaranteam – Book 1: Part 11 The girls suggest to Andy who to bring in. Based on a post by CorruptingPower, in 25 parts. Listen to the Podcast at Explicit Novels. Eric's house now stood with seven women in it, and Andy had agreed that he would try to learn all of their names eventually, just as Eric did for Andy's household, although both of them agreed that the task would definitely take some time. The two men and Phil had all planned to meet up for dinner on Thursday, as they usually did. It was good to keep a routine. Also on that Sunday, Ash had commandeered the pool house, giving each girl the chance to pitch to her twice, once in the midday and then again in the evening, allowing them to improve and refine upon their pitch. That had kept the entire house occupied, and allowed Andy to spend all of his time writing, although he did make an exception for lunch, when he'd tended to Jenny and Katie's needs. In a move that had surprised him, Jenny had insisted Katie ride his cock until he came inside of her, then sucked her share out of her partner's cunt afterwards. It had proven an excellent test, and Katie had still gotten her fix out of the experience. She'd described it to Andy as "filthy in the best possible way." Other than that, Andy went two days without engaging in any sex, a sort of chance to recharge his batteries. He suspected he might have a bit on Monday, but also acknowledged to himself that he was going to be booked wall to wall with the meetings, hearing the girls pitches, so it might even be a third day off from sex. Monday morning he awoke in bed alone, an absence he definitely noted, but it let him get his morning workout in, followed by a shower. After he got out of the shower, when he went to get dressed, he found a printed schedule of his day on top of his dresser. 10 11: Asha, Emily, Hannah, Jenny 11 12: Katie, Lauren, Nicolette, Niko 12 1: Lunch 1 2: Piper, Sarah, Sheridan, Taylor 2 3: debrief with Aisling Ash had decided to just organize the girl's pitches in alphabetical order, so that Andy wouldn't see any prejudgment on her part. On the schedule, there was also a map of the house's lower level, a room marked with an X and a note from Ash that read simply "See you there!" The house was the quietest it had ever been, even his two cats seeming a little perplexed at the lack of people moving around. Andy wandered down to the marked room at about fifteen minutes to 10, finding Aisling already in the room, which had been set up as a little conference room, a large television on the wall doubling as a computer monitor. On the screen was a black screen with the words "Project Pair Up" in friendly white lettering. "Hey love," she said to him with a smile. She was dressed in professional looking attire, the most dressed up he'd ever seen her. With the quarantine, everyone had been completely casual, and Andy suddenly felt wildly underdressed, wearing just a pair of jeans and an old, faded Jesus Jones t shirt. She saw his look and immediately grabbed his arm. "Relax. You're the one everyone's pitching to, so you're allowed to dress however you like. It's good to be the king," she giggled. "You've heard all the pitches already, Ash," he said to her, as she led him to the head of the table, making him sit down. "Anything truly shocking?" "I told you I wasn't going to make decisions for you, babe, so you'll just have to wait and see." "I wasn't asking you to make a decision, Ash," Andy laughed, "simply whether or not you thought this was a good idea or not." "Oh, aye," she nodded. "There's some truly remarkable women up on offer for you today, and I'm certain there will be some hard decisions in your future, in more ways than one. A few dodgy ones too, by my reckoning, but I'm not the final say in the matter, am I?" She moved to sit down next to him, at his right hand spot, the television screen on the wall opposite him. "There are pros and cons to all of them. But all the girls have agreed nobody will be upset at you, no matter what you decide." "And you think they're all going to hold to that?" "I told them if they couldn't then they shouldn't bother pitching anyone at all. That sort of got them in line." Andy nodded sagely. "Where are they?" "Everyone's hanging out in the pool house right now, and they'll come up when we text them, one at a time, so if anyone runs short, or needs to run long, nobody will get interrupted." "Okay then, let's get to it, I suppose." Ash nodded, and then picked up her iPhone from the table, sending Asha a text to come to the room. A few minutes later, the half Indian half French girl strolled into the room in a powder blue power suit, her hair done up in a bun, wearing bright red 1950s librarian glasses. "Thanks for letting us pitch ta ye, Andy," she said, moving to sit down on the chair at the opposite end of the table from him. "Going first is a bit of a pisser, but I s'pose I'll set the bar high for the lot of'em." She picked up the little remote from the table and clicked it, as the monitor behind her sprung to life, an image of a bright, bubbly blonde girl appearing on it. "This is Olivia Shoemaker, my bestie from me London days. Now I know what you're thinkin', that she's young, and you're nervous or whateva about bringin' too many young birds into the house. But Livvy's a doll. She's a student down at UCSD, so she could just transfer up here and go ta UCSF or Berkeley or Stanford or whateva." Asha clicked the button and the screen advanced, showing Olivia in a colorful yellow sundress, standing on the Santa Monica pier. "She's also a right big social media influencer, with half a million followers on Insta and about as many on TikTok. They were tryin' to get her to appear on Love Island back home, but she said she wanted to wait until she was a bit older for that. She's 19, she's fit and she's a babe. We've been friends since we was toddlers, an' I know she'd likely fall for you like I have." "What's she going to school for?" Andy asked. "She's undecided right now, but she's thinking she might get into international finance. Banking, stocks, that lot. She changes her mind about that all the time, though, so who knows where she'll end up. Girl's got a mind that goes a kilometer a minute, you ask me." "You think I'd be her type?" Andy asked, a touch of doubt in his voice. "I have trouble imagining someone like her being satisfied with someone older like me. I'm not particularly social media savvy, and she looks like the kind of girl who would take one look at me and think 'old man.' And that's no judgment on her,  I'm just saying, you want to make sure this is someone who you think is going to be happy here, and with me. Simply because I can request anyone I want to doesn't mean that I necessarily should." "She and I have been friends since we were wee high, so if I tell her she'll like you, she'll trust me on tha', and once she gets to know you, she'll fall for you like e'eryone does, Daddy." He still wasn't entirely comfortable with her calling him that, but he'd learned that telling Asha no just made her do the thing twice as much, so he was hoping she'd get it out of her system eventually. "And part of the pitch process was also you identifying what the challenges might be if I were to extend her an invite to our family. So what do you think those would be?" "Um," Asha said, looking down at the table a moment. "I'm not gonna lie ta ye, Andy. She can be a mite tad possessive. Her last relationship imploded because her boyfriend gave another girl a ride home after a party, and she thought he'd cheated on her." Andy winced a little bit. That struck him as more than a challenge. "So you think that's not going to be a problem here, where she has to share me with all of these other women?" "She'll get over it!" Asha pouted. "She just needs to be shown that not all men are lads, and that she doesn't have to have someone's complete attention all the time to get by in the world." "Do you know what she likes and dislikes sexually?" Ash asked her, cutting straight to the point. "Are you sure she's compatible with Andy?" "She's a bit more reserved than I am," Asha sighed. "More reserved than she oughta be, you ask me, but I don' like the idea of her just fallin' in with some bloke who won't do right by her. She deserves better'n that. The prude walls hafta come down sooner or later." "But do you think she and I would make each other happy?" Andy asked. "I'd like to think so, Andy," Asha said, "but I'm no' sure one way or the other. I'm just tryin' to look out for her." "Okay, Asha. You're the first one we've talked to today, so obviously we have a lot more pitches to hear, so we'll keep your friend in mind." Asha nodded, standing up again. "An' if you decide she's not for you, Andy, I'd understand, but, y'know, maybe pass her on to one of your friends around the town as a thought? It'd just be nice to have one of me mates around here." Andy smiled. "I'll see what I can do." Asha walked over, leaned down and gave Andy a soft kiss. "Thanks, Da. I'll see you at dinner, yeah?" Before Andy could answer, Asha was already heading out the door, closing it behind her. Aisling pushed the button and the screen moved to a simple black background with "next: Emily" in white letters on it in a classy font. He turned to look at Aisling, not entirely sure what to say, which made Ash giggle. "They're all very different, Andy, so you'll just have to decide for yourself." She sent a text message on her phone to Emily, letting her know to start heading to the conference room. "An influencer, though?" Andy said, rolling his eyes. "I still don't get how anyone can think that's a real job." He sighed, seeing the smirk on Ash's face. "I think it's more likely that I'll recommend her over to Eric or Phil, but I'll try to keep an open mind." "That's all anyone's asking, love." "Emily's pitch isn't also for a social media influencer, is it?" he asked, caution plain on his face. "Olivia was the only one, silly, so you can relax." He nodded, hearing a knock at the door. "C'mon in, Emily!" Emily entered the room, and it seemed as though all the girls were going to be in their best professional wear today. She had a modest dress than hung nearly to her ankles and a bright red silk blouse that was almost entirely buttoned up. She looked like was planning to meet the head of some movie studio more than simply talking to Andy and Aisling. She gave a warm, impish little smile and wave, then pulled the door closed behind her. "Hey love. Ash. This is so exciting!" she giggled. "How did Asha do?" Andy was about to say something when Ash put her hand on his wrist to quiet him. "He's not going to talk about any of the pitches to anyone other than me until he's heard them all, Emily, so I don't know why you're asking." The blonde Brit giggled again, flashing a little wink. "I asked because I almost got him to spill the goss." Emily moved to sit down in the pitcher's chair, and picked up the remote. "But it's fine, it's fine. Andy darling, let me present to you Summer Steele." She clicked on the remote and the screen behind her flickered and turned into an image of a woman in her late 30s sitting behind a camera, clearly on a set somewhere. Summer was fit, although not overly muscular, with hair a deep dark brown, like a freshly cut walnut tree. Her nose was slightly crooked, like it had been broken and reset at least once. Her skin had a natural tan to it. Andy suspected her heritage was either Jewish or Palestinian. She looked focused on whatever she was working on. She was certainly lovely, but also had a tough, street fighter kind of vibe to her. She was dressed in leather pants and a leather jacket over some kind of t shirt, as she peered at the camera's monitor. "Her real first name is Maya, but professionally she's been Summer Steele for nearly a decade now. I think you can call her either." Click. The image turned to show the woman on set of one of the Daggerfall Academy movies with Emily, one of the later ones clearly, judging by Emily's age in the picture. It looked as though Maya was teaching Emily some moves for an upcoming scene. "We first met when she was the stunt coordinator and 2nd AD for 'Power Taken: Daggerfall Academy IV.' We've been friends since then, but she's gone on to direct episodes of all sorts of shows: 'The Last Garrison,' 'Everyone Dies At Midnight,' 'Uprising From Below,' and even a couple for Disney+, although she obviously can't tell me about any of those." Click. The image shifted and was replaced by an image of current Hollywood it guy Scotty Jansen with his arm around her, as she sipped from a beer, probably at some afterparty in the Hollywood hills. "She was with Scott Jansen up until January of this year when they split after Scotty got drunk and put his foot in his mouth one too many times. There were lots of reasons they were never going to work out, but this was the final straw." Click. A new image appeared, with Maya in between Sarah and Emily, the three women clearly out for a night on the town, although based on the buildings behind them, Andy would've guessed they were somewhere in central Europe. "So, she knows Sarah and I rather well, and we can both vouch that under her occasionally crass veneer, she's a sweetheart with a kind spirit. Many of the things some lesser men would find turnoffs,  her tendency to drink and swear, her sometimes lacking sense of tact, her habit of acting first and thinking later,  those are all things you like in a woman, so that's delightful." "Well, as long as she isn't sloshingly drunk all the time, Emily," Andy said. "I don't want to bring in a dangerous alcoholic we're going to need to check into rehab all the time." Emily flapped a hand dismissively in his direction. "Nothing so coarse, my love. While she can attack a bottle with a gusto I've yet to see rivaled, she does keep those benders to a manageable number, and never lets them affect the rest of her life." "Alright, carry on." "She likes the same kind of sex you do, Andy,  she's a talker, and she enjoys both the softer and harder sides of it. She's very professional and you've made a point to tell all of us that if we want to continue working and chasing our dreams, we should do it, something she would very much appreciate, as she's certainly making headway. She directed her first film last year, 'The Secret In The Shadows,' and while it didn't win any awards, it came in under budget and over performed expectations by a sizable amount, so she's in talks to do another movie after the pandemic has passed." "Where's she from?" Ash asked her. Click. Andy suspected this was the most recent photo of the woman, and she'd undergone a drastic haircut. The left side of her head was shorn down to almost a buzz, while the front had a large flop of hair dyed bright green hanging over one eye, a look Andy had been told was called an undercut. She was wearing a white tanktop and he could see the woman had tattoos on each of her shoulders, epaulets of ink depicting fighting fish in a lake, done in a Japanese style. "Upstate New York. Her father was a rabbi and a jeweler, her mother ran a deli. Dad passed away last year from a heart attack, so her mom's running both businesses now. No brothers or sisters. Maya's got a few friends in the L A area, but for the most part, she's on the go so much that she really never settled anywhere. I'd like for her to settle with us." "What sort of challenges do you anticipate?" Andy questioned. He had a yellow legal pad of paper in front of him, and he'd been keeping small notes during the presentations, mostly so he could keep everything straight in his head at the end. "Two, but both I think aren't deal breakers. First, she's going to want to continue working so there may come a time when Andy might need to do a bit of travel to accommodate Maya's schedule, or Maya will simply need to ensure that most of her work as a director is done relatively local to here. I know that there have been some sound stages built in Oakland for the purpose of doing more film work here, so we will simply need to remind her of that." "And the other?" "The other is a little more of a challenge, but mostly just for you, love," Emily said to Andy, her coy smile widening a little. "Maya isn't at all bi curious. She is absolutely, positively, 100% heterosexual, meaning that you would need to tend to her needs without anyone else as company. I know this because both Sarah and I have made passes at her, only to be told that she's very much 'men only.' She would be completely aware of the rest of us, but simply wouldn't want to partake in any group activities. That also might mean you would need to share a bed with just her every once in a while, so she feels like she has as much a stake in you as everyone else, but you're clever, so I think you would do fine. Like you told me, constraints are simply gifts to creativity." "Do you think I would make her happy? Do you think she would make me happy?" Emily nodded. "It wouldn't be without minor complications, naturally, but I think you two would get along like a house on fire, and she would fit into the house much like Lauren does,  present and eager with you when she's spending time with you, and self reliant and capable when she isn't. She started as a stuntwoman before she got into directing, so she has always had an uphill climb in her life. We aren't best mates, but she'd thrive here, she'd adore you and I think she'd make you happy as well." The tiny Brit clicked the button and the screen advanced to black once more, with white letters reading "next: Hannah" in the center of it. "No matter what you decide, love," Emily said, getting up from her chair, making her way over to Andy, "I just want to say that all of the girls are thrilled you're asking us for our opinions on this, and it means the world to the lot of us that you're letting us have a say in who we want to join the family. You didn't have to ask anyone for their opinion, so the fact that you are, well, it shows even further that you're quite the good man, Andy Rook." Emily leaned in and kissed him, soft and tender, but backed with a lot of love, before she finally pulled away and gave him and Ash a little wave goodbye, slipping out of the room, closing the door behind her. Ash smirked as he looked over in her direction. "They're all probably going to say something like that, just so you know, love," she told him. "They've all been getting stories from Niko about how things are on the base, or from the girls involved in the poker game, and so they know what a weird place the world is in right now, and everyone's delighted how you're handling this." "Hell, if I was handling it my way, I'd probably just have stopped here, Ash, and not added anyone else to the family, but based on what Phil's told me, I'm going to spend the next five years hearing that I need to help usher in a new generation to save this one." The Irish girl giggled and offered him a little shrug. "It's such a hard life, isn't it, having beautiful women constantly throwing themselves at you, begging for sex." Andy scowled, although the expression was done with amusement. "Agreed, Alcatraz it ain't, but it's still quite the change from my life six months ago." "Which reminds me, you have to be sure and call Xander tomorrow and fill him on all the changes that have happened here in the last week. He texted you yesterday offering his condolences about Matty, but hell, he doesn't know about how quickly your house has exploded. Maybe we should send him a picture of you in bed, surrounded by all your women, like a modern day Hugh Heffner." Andy started laughing at that, shaking his head. "Oh god, he's gonna fucking kill me. He had quite the crush on Emily a few years back, although I think he grew out of that. Lord, I'm never going to hear the end of it." "Well, it'll be something you two can use to keep your spirits up when you talk. Are you ready for Hannah to make her pitch?" He nodded. "Sure, she's the one who got this all started. Let's see who she thinks we should bring into the house." A few minutes later, Hannah strolled into the room confidently, although Andy was surprised to see her in her cheerleading outfit again, the first time she'd worn it again since she'd shown up to the house a few days ago. Andy found the outfit choice odd, but decided not to remark on it. "Two days enough time for you to think it over, Hannah?" he asked the Asian cheerleader, who smiled and nodded. "Totes, but I didn't know I was gonna have hella competition at the end of it!" Over the past few days, the one thing Andy had determined first and foremost about Hannah was that she was always operating at 110% energy. That's simply who she was. "It's all good, though. I think you'll vibe with my candidate, even if she's not immediately your type." Hannah picked up the remote from the table and clicked it, as a picture sprung to life behind her. The minute the image popped onto the screen, Andy was taken back a bit. "I'm fairly certain that taking on an entire cheerleading team would be well over the limit of you suggesting one person, Hannah," he laughed. The image behind her must have been from the spring of this year, as it was Hannah and her entire cheerleading team over at Woodside High, where she'd graduated from in May. There were fourteen girls in the photo, in addition to the coach, and they were completely varied in terms of size, shape and race, although he couldn't deny, they all seemed lovely. It took him half a second to find Hannah as her hair lacked the blonde highlights in the photo. "Not the team, sir," she said, clicking the button again, as the screen shifted, this time the only person on the screen being the cheerleading coach. "Just the woman running it. Tabitha Jefferson." Without all the other people on the screen, Andy could focus on the woman being suggested. She was an African American woman with milk chocolate colored skin around Andy's age, although she was in far better shape than he was. In the picture, she was in black gym shorts with an orange stripe and a large orange t shirt with the word "Wildcats" in highly stylized lettering across the front of it. She had straightened hair drawn back in a short ponytail that hung to the nape of her neck, and a friendly face, although her expression was one of shouting. "Coach Jefferson has been the cheerleading coach and P.E. Teacher for Woodside High for the last five years. She's whip smart, funny and really cares about us girls. When I was kinda a troublemaker, she'd pull me aside and give me a good talking to, tell me that she thought I was super smart, and that I was capable of anything if I'd stop fucking around and quit self sabotaging my own life. And she never gave up on me, and never let me focus just on cheerleading or the petty drama and shit a bunch of wound up girls get into with each other." Hannah pushed the button and the image changed again, showing a slightly younger Tabitha with her arm around a good looking African American man with much darker skin in military fatigues. "Just before she moved to Woodside, she was an Army wife, until her husband, Nicky, was killed in action in the Middle East. They'd only been married for about two years, and only together about four, but it still broke her heart. She moved across the country to live out here, closer to her mother, only for her moms to die last year due to lung cancer." Hannah pushed the button again. The new image also had to have been taken in the spring, just before the pandemic had set in. Tabitha had her arm around Hannah, and both of them were smiling, both of them in formal wear, this time with the blonde highlight in Hannah's hair. "She was one of the chaperons for senior Prom, and when she found out I didn't have anyone to go with, she made me go on my own, and I still had a great time. She drove by my parents house to drop off my diploma and told me to call her Tabby from now on, since I wasn't a student of hers any more, and that she hoped school would start back up soon, because she was feeling a little lost." The Asian girl sighed a little, her face contracting in sadness. "She's had a really rough go of it, Andy, between losing Nicky then her mom and now her ability to teach and be around people. I don't know a thing about what she likes sexually, so I dunno what to say about any of that, but she's a good person, the best person I know, and if I can give her just one little bit of happiness, then I fucking owe that to her." Hannah looked like she was about to cry, so Aisling reached over and took the girl's hand in her own, giving it a little squeeze. "Thanks Ash, I'm okay," she said, smiling a bit as if it might help her make it more true. "The person you most reminded me of when we were first met, Andy, was Tabby. You could've just fucked my brains out and not given a fuck about my feelings, but you didn't. You talked to me first, made sure I knew what I was getting myself into, when you so didn't have to, hell, I wasn't even expecting you to. I wanted to get back at that little shit Benny so fuckin' badly, but you wouldn't let me just charge into it without us talking it out first. That's the kind of thing Tabby did for me all the time, not letting me just leap into the first idea that popped into my head, but really making me think it all out. So I want to give something back to her, and I think that something could be her hooking up with you." "This whole polyamory thing isn't for everyone, Hannah," Ash said. "You think she'll be up for sharing Andy with all of us?" Hannah laughed a little, rolling her eyes. "Her last relationship was part of a throuple, so I totally wouldn't worry about it, Ash, although this one would be a little different." "Oh yeah?" Andy asked. "How so?" "Well, she was in a relationship with two bi guys, so she was used to having cock on tap." The busty cheerleader giggled a little bit. "But I know she's into girls too, because she refused to come into the locker room when we were changing. Said it was only respectful, but I saw that glimmer in her eyes that said she desperately wanted to peek, but wasn't going to, because that's what us girls deserved." "What ended their relationship?" "The two guys decided to move to Portland, and Tabby's mother hadn't passed yet, so she refused to leave her. They were all kinda in different headspaces anyway, I think, since Tabby never said another word about them after they left, so maybe she was kinda okay with it? Maybe it was just an easier way to end it than ending it? I dunno. It was all spring of my junior year." "Challenges you foresee?" Aisling asked. "Well, I dunno how she likes to fuck, so I dunno if you two can make that work for you or not, but I think you'd be okay. And I don't know if you're her type, so I don't even know that she'll say yes. You're a little less,” Hannah trailed off, trying to find a way to phrase what she wanted to say. "Less what?" Andy asked. "Less butch, I guess," Hannah giggled. "Dom and Mike were ultra cut, and Nicky was pretty buff himself, so I guess her type is a bit more ripped than you are, but it's not like I know everything about what kinda dudes she likes to bone. But without her being able to teach until, like, at least a year from now, I wanted to make sure she's not getting stuck inside her own head too much." Hannah clicked the button and the screen behind her changed to say "next: Jenny" on it. "Anyway, if I was you, I'd totally wanna fuck Tabby. Hell, I kinda wanna fuck her myself, if she's down for that. And she's a good person, and good people deserve to have good things happen to them in the world, so that's why I think you should invite her here. Thanks for letting me tell you all this, Andy. I didn't know how much I needed to tell someone this whole story about this amazing woman who changed my life, and I'm glad it's to the man who did the same thing." She stood up, came over and gave Ash a hug, then one to Andy as well followed by a sloppy kiss, before pulling back and heading out of the room, almost skipping in her step, making the skirt flutter a little each time. "So I know I said I wasn't going to offer you any opinions on all of this, love," Aisling said, "but I do want to make two exceptions. First, I think you should invite Tabby here. It means a lot to Hannah, maybe more to her than to any of the other girls involved, and I think Tabby seems like a fine match for you, based on what Hannah's told me." Andy nodded. "She was speaking very strongly from the heart, so I don't blame you. I won't commit to 100% saying yes right now, but I'll mark her down as a very strong likely, if that's okay." "Natch love," she said, squeezing his arm. "The other exception I want to make is to set you up for Jenny's pitch, and to tell you to tread lightly. Her pitch is for a staff person, but I suspect the person being pitched might want something more than that from you, and I think you should probably give it to her, but at her own pace. Jenny's got quite the tale to tell, and her friend has had a very rough life. I think even Jenny knows that if you bring this girl on, she's going to grow from staff to family member eventually, but that's okay with me, and all the rest of the girls, so keep all that in mind when she's talking, that we all know it's unsteady waters, and we're all okay with it, awright love?" He wasn't entirely sure what to make of that, so he simply nodded, giving himself a second to get his words in order. "She's the first staff pitch I'm hearing, but if you're telling me in advance that it's going to be different than all the rest, then that's good to know, and I'll keep it in mind." Ash smiled, kissing him on the cheek. "I think you'll like who she's pitching anyway. Has a completely different tone than anyone else you're gonna hear about today, and if I'm honest, I'd love ta meet her myself." Just as she was saying that, Jenny opened the door and made her way into the conference room, moving to sit down opposite them, her warm comforting smile well set on her face. Jenny hadn't chosen to dress up more than her usual attire, looking like a plump Martha Stewart, as she folded her hands on the table, just over the remote. "Thanks for letting us do this, sir. None of us had even thought about this until you and Ash told us about it, and the fact that you're letting the staff pitch as well, gosh, that's just the sweetest thing. My story's gonna be a little bit of a rollercoaster, so I hope you don't mind, sir." Andy chuckled, leaning back in his chair a little bit. "Fire away, Jenny." Jenny picked up the remote and clicked on it, as the image behind her changed to a much younger one of her and another woman, really more of a girl at that point, what had to be at least a decade ago. Jenny was thinner then, wearing an oversize P!nk t shirt, with her arm around a Latin girl, a little less thin, with massively blown out hair, wearing a red tanktop with a sheer mesh black shirt over it. The two girls were laughing in the picture, each holding up a red Solo cup that Andy suspected held alcohol that neither was old enough to be drinking at the time of the photo. "This is me with my college roommate, Alexis Coleman, better known as Lexi. We were both freshman at UCLA when we were randomly paired together to share a dorm room together at Hendrick Hall." The image changed again, and showed the two girls playing beer pong at some Greek event. "I'd just moved out here from Cleveland, and she'd just moved here from D.C., and so we became best friends." "You didn't go to culinary school?" Andy asked. "You're such an excellent cook, I find that impossible to believe." Jenny blushed a little. "Thank you, sir, but I did, after I got my Bachelor's degree in art history. I had wanted to become an art custodian, but couldn't seem to make it work, so I went to culinary school in SF after giving up on the art world." "And Lexi?" Ash asked. "What was she majoring in?" "Criminal justice," Jenny said, clicking the button again to show an image of Lexi, a little older, in a bikini out on the Santa Monica boardwalk, on roller skates that she looked a little unsteady on. "I know she looks like a Victoria's Secret model, but she was determined to get into law enforcement during college. She also minored in political science and theory, as well as picking up several languages along the way. I know she speaks Spanish, French, German, Russian and Portuguese, and knowing her, she's probably picked up a few more since then." "All of this has to be a while ago, though, Jenny," Andy said. "What year did you two graduate?" Jenny pushed the button again to show a graduation of the two of them together, holding up their diplomas with big smiles. "2007 sir, and I realize I'm giving you a bunch of background, but I think it's very important that I do, so you understand who Lexi is, and how she's a sweet, adorable person, despite the rest of what I'm about to tell you." Andy leaned forward a little bit. "As a professional storyteller, Jenny, let me tell you that's a hell of a way to perk your audience's interest. Go on." "Yes sir," she said, clicking the button to advance the image again. This time, Lexi was a few years older, dressed in more of jungle wear,  thick pants, a heavy shirt with a vest on, and her hair pulled back tightly. The background was thick trees and dirt, with sunlight peeking through. Of more note, however, was the AK 47 slung over her shoulder. "In her last year of college, Lexi was recruited to join the CIA. My details about this period of her life are very unreliable, but I think she was training with the agency for another year or two, and then served as a combination of analyst and field agent for most of the next decade, primarily in South and Central America, until 2017." The next image took Andy a little aback, although Ash had clearly seen it before. It was relatively recent, Jenny and Lexi together, in the kitchen of some restaurant or hotel. Both of the women were older than they were in the earlier photos, and most notably, Lexi had some significant scarring along part of her neck and the bottom left part of her chin line, although it looked as though the scarring was at least a few years old. "I don't know what happened to Lexi in 2017, but it must've been particularly gruesome. She couldn't tell me how she got the scars, only that she got them in the service of her country, and that she regretted how they were keeping her out of field work, because they were too identifiable. She'd been saddled with desk duty, and in 2018, she finally quit the CIA." The image jumped again, and this time Lexi was in a dark suit with sunglasses, opening a door for some Middle Eastern shiek. "She tried her hand at personal protection for a while, but eventually gave up on that and just became a mercenary, drifting through private security firms, independent contractors who go where the money and the work is. Just before the virus set in, she'd returned to her place in Los Angeles from a six month tour as part of a PMC in Afghanistan, and she was shaken. She said she felt like her life was a mess, she didn't know what she was doing with it, and felt like she was just a giant burden on her friends and family." With another click of the button, a new image of Lexi popped on the screen, her at a gun range, the whole image practically the still from an action movie. "What I'm suggesting is this, sir. I think you should bring Lexi into the house to be your driver and personal security." Andy was about to say something when Jenny raised her hand to silence him. "I know what you're about to say, sir, and frankly it's bullcrap, pardon my French. With the small population of men remaining left in the United States, every single one of you has suddenly become a V I P, and you need to think not just of your own health, but the health of all the women who are dependent on your health for their own health. If something happens to you, you have over a dozen women right now alone who suddenly run the very real risk of dying. Being that my health is fundamentally based on yours for the time being, I know I would feel safer having Lexi watch out for you." Andy scratched his goatee for a long moment, realizing that every single thing Jenny had said to him was true, making him a little ashamed of how cavalierly he'd been treating his own health, the ramifications of it not having fully sunken in until this very moment. "You are completely justified in that thought, Jenny, and you are right, I had not been giving it the diligence it deserved." "Lexi has some heavy scars from whatever accident sidelined her at the CIA. They cover just a bit of her face, but almost a third of her neck and down to her collarbone. In spite of that, I think she's still a stunning woman, and I still wish she was bisexual, because I would do her in a heartbeat, but she only likes men. I know, because we fooled around together freshmen year, and the next morning, we woke up with very different perspectives on it. It's never gotten in the way of our friendship, though, so you don't have to worry there." "Scars only add character, they never remove it," Andy said, quoting a line from one of his books. "They're a point in her favor, not against it." Jenny's smile widened a bit more at that, as if she was proud of Andy for saying it. "That's how I feel too. She was pretty adventurous sexually in college, so I don't think there would be any deal breakers between the two of you there. The two red flags I feel obligated to bring up are these. First, she has a bit of PTSD, so she can tend to be a little jumpy from time to time, and likes to keep as much of her life as she can to routine, because it helps her feel organized about all of it. I don't worry about her having a full breakdown, but she gets stressed by firecrackers on the fourth of July, so there's clearly some strain still going on there." "I think New Eden is about as far from a warzone as you can get, Jenny." "Sure, but we won't be locked in here forever, sir. And your family already includes two women who are actresses known to love doing action films, so if you go to visit them on sets, you'll need to be aware of Lexi's elevated stress levels when you do." "That's entirely manageable," Andy said. "What's the other red flag?" Jenny frowned a little bit, looked to Ash, who nodded, then looked back to Andy. "The other red flag is that I suspect she's going to want more than a staff relationship with you at some point. I don't know that for certain, but Lexi is a diehard romantic, and when she finds out that so many men have died, it's going to hit her very hard, because she's always dreamed of having her own prince charming, someone who will love her for her, through thick and thin. I think she'll be able to get past the idea of sharing you with lots of other women, I think she'll be okay with you dividing your time or having multiple people in your bed, but I think she's going to want to forge that emotional connection with you like your partners do, and that's more than what you asked us for in terms of suggesting staff. She will absolutely be the best bodyguard you could ask for, and I don't think there's a better driver I know. But the terms Ash laid down were pretty clear,  staff should only recommend staff, not partners, and I think Lexi might well end up being both, so I'm hoping that's okay." "As I told ya when you pitched her t' me, Jenny," Ash said, "sometimes exceptions have to be made for exceptional people, and Lexi seems like a hell of an accomplished and talented woman. If Andy's okay with it, the rest of the house will be okay with it." Andy smirked a little bit. "No pressure or anything, but it's fine. And you're right, I hadn't been thinking about how much my health impacted so many people until right now, so it's important that I give that consideration. She seems like a lovely woman, and you speak of her very fondly, so while I'm not making any final decisions until I've heard from everyone, I think you wouldn't be wasting your time if you wanted to start crafting a video invite for Lexi." Jenny jumped up and ran around the table to hug Andy tightly, crying a little bit. "Thank you so much, sir. When I talked to her on the phone last week, she told me how much she wished she could meet a nice man just like you, so I just know she'll say yes. I already know she thinks you're cute." "Don't tell anyone else about this, though," Ash said. "All the staff decisions are being made independently from the family member ones, and while I know all the girls were rooting for Lexi to be brought here in some regard, not a word to anyone, not even Katie, until it's final, yeah?" Jenny pulled back and wiped the tears from her face, nodding so quickly Andy was afraid her head would roll off. "Yes. Got it. Very clear. Understood, ma'am. Sir. And thanks again." The portly girl made her way out of the room without even remembering to push the button to advance the screen to the next person, leaving Andy and Ash alone in the room. "Okay, Mr. Rook," Ash said to him, "five minute break. Stand up, walk around, stretch a bit. I'd ask if you wanted to squeeze in a quick shag, but I had me turn yesterday, so I'm good to wait a few more days. Wouldn't want to deprive some of the other girls of getting their itches scratched." Andy stood up, pulling one arm behind his head, then the other, stretching out. "Four presentations down, eight to go,” Chapter 25 After a handful of minutes stretching, Ash sent a text message for the next girl to make her way up. Andy had turned his notes over so that Aisling couldn't look at them, and he smirked a little, noticing her frowning at the back of the legal pad. "You said you didn't want to influence my decision, so I don't know why you should want to look at my notes, Ash." They had built a wonderfully natural teasing rapport with each other over the past few months, so Aisling knew he was joking with her, but was willing to roll with him. She grinned up as she reached across the table to push the button and advance the slide. "Next: Katie." The redhead moved to sit back in her chair, and shrugged in his direction. "I'm mostly just curious how you're reacting to what you've heard so far, and how your opinions differ from mine, which I'm sure they will, here and there. I've heard all these pitches a couple of times, so it'll be interesting to see how many predictions I get right." "Did you write them down?" "Well, no," Ash said. Andy grabbed his yellow legal pad and ripped out a single sheet from the bottom of it, sliding it and his pen across to her. "Alright, predictions then. Write them down now. Don't show them to me, but fold up the paper when you're done. We can have whoever's after Katie bring us an envelope to seal it up. Just around the time that Aisling was folding up the sheet of paper, Katie walked into the room, confident in her stride. Andy cocked his head to one side as she walked in the room. The Hispanic woman was, as it seemed she always was, wearing a button up shirt underneath jean overalls. "Do you own other clothes besides overalls, Katie?" he asked her. She stuck her tongue out at him, which made Ash giggle again. "I can be girly and shit, sir, but I mostly keep that for Jenny. How're the presentations going so far?" "You know the rules, Katie," Aisling politely scolded, "no talking about anyone else's pitch until the very end." Katie winked at her, shrugging a little. After Andy had settled her nerves about keeping a level of removal between him and her and her wife, Katie had relaxed massively and grown into a more comfortable relationship with the rest of the house. "Had to try. Anyway, let's get this fucking show on the road!" She grabbed the remote in her calloused hand and clicked the button as the screen behind her changed to an image of a slightly matronly looking woman in her early 40s, dark chocolate hair up in a bun, skin just slightly olive, some mix of European heritage that surely had to include either Italian or Spanish. The woman on screen wasn't overweight, but was certainly the most bulky woman that had been on the screen thus far, not fat, simply hefty. "This is Doctor Morgan Fitch. She's a general practitioner in Los Altos who also dabbles in pediatrics. In talking with everyone in the house, it's clear at some point, you are going to be in dire need of a nanny around this place, and having one who's also a damn doctor just seems like smart thinking to me. By this time in a couple of years, this house is practically gonna be a little city, so you need to make sure all the major staples are taken care of. Some of the girls will wanna be full time mommies, no doubt, but for the rest, you're going to want to have child care. If you need that anyway, why not have that person be a doctor?" "How do you know Dr. Fitch?" Andy asked. Katie blanched a little bit. "She's kinda an ex of mine." She raised her hand immediately, a sheepish smile on her face. "We didn't part on bad terms, promise! At the end of the day, she was into the whole polyamory thing, and I wasn't, so we split, but remained good friends. That was five years ago, just before I met Jenny, so it all worked out okay in the end. She's had relationships on and off since then, but nothing's stuck. She's mostly a lesbian, but doesn't mind the occasional bit of cock here and there, so I think she might be a good fit for a staff member. She once told me that she likes to fuck men, but never gets emotionally attached to them the way she does to women, and what with her being staff, she'd be okay to pursue a female partner to take care of her emotional needs." "What makes you think she'll want to join the household?" Ash queried. "Morgan loves constantly shifting problems, and this house is like nothing I've ever seen before. Even before you start spawning, you're gonna need a doctor to make sure your family is in the best condition possible. Until you're having kids, she can staff a clinic in town on a volunteer basis, so she's getting settled here in the mean time. She's bored with the people in Los Altos, and we've always been good friends, so I think knowing I'm here would make her more likely to come aboard." "Challenges you anticipate?" he said. "She'd be the oldest person in the house at 46, but I think it gives her wisdom. Also, you might find her a bit, blunt, until you get used to her." "How blunt?" Katie tried to hide a little smile, shrugging, as she pushed the button to advance the slide to a screen reading "Next: Lauren" in friendly white letters. "Subtle she ain't, sir. I have never met anyone more direct in my life. I've always been a little thankful that she wasn't my doctor, because her bedside manner is more than a bit lacking. But sometimes you need someone to just slap you upside the head. Sir. We all do. Morgan would fill that role. And if she ever gets too blunt for your liking, you can tell her, and maybe she'll dial it down a little bit, or realize that she might've once gone too far. She's direct, but she's never intentionally mean. And even if you don't think Morgan's a good fit for here, and I can completely respect that if that's what you decide, I still want to stress that you're going to be in dire need of a nanny here at some point soon, so to keep that in mind moving forward." "Point taken and noted, Katie. Anything else you wanna say?" Katie brought her finger to her lips, considering for a moment, then slowly stood up. "Just one thing. I know Jenny brought you her old roommate Lexi as a candidate, and I want to throw my weight behind that, even if it's at the cost of my own candidate. I would've not pitched someone else if I could've pitched Lexi twice, y'know what I mean? Lexi's had a shitty go of it and I desperately want her to be happy, and I really think she can be here." Andy chuckled a little. "Unorthodox, but sure, I'll keep it under advisement. Alexis did seem like an excellent candidate, so we'll see how it goes." "Thanks sir! Enjoy the rest of the cunt parade!" she laughed, heading out of the room. Ash shook her head at him with a smile. "I have no idea how you can be such a good poker player with a poker face like that." He grinned, giving her a saucy wink. "It's easier when you don't give a shit about your opponents. This is family, so I don't have to stay so stoic. Besides, I know Jenny and Katie are close, so it's okay to let them share a little secret on my behalf." "Oh we've all got our little secrets, Andy. If you're nice, maybe I'll even let you in on one eventually." He tsked her in jest, waggling a finger in her direction. "My girls are keeping secrets from me? Heaven forbid, what next?" "What's next is Lauren, and frankly, I will probably be spending this entire presentation with my hand over my mouth, desperately trying to stay quiet, and likely failing miserably." Aisling had a strange grin on her face that told Andy this next one might be a little unusual. He didn't have long to consider it, though, as the door opened and the statuesque Lauren strode into the room decked out in a workout track suit with the 49ers logo on it. "Hey Andy, Ash. Thanks for letting all of us do this. I can't tell ya if I'm presenting my candidate to you on a lark, because I think she's actually a good idea or because of the girl herself. Maybe some combination of all three. So let me just get right down to brass tacks," the Aussie said, as she moved to sit down across from them. She picked up the remote and clicked the button as the screen sprung to life. On the screen was an image of a 49ers cheerleader, a fit woman with a large blonde mane of hair like sun dried grass, bubblegum pink lipstick and a smile that was so wide Andy wondered if it hurt when she finally let her face relax. She was pretty in a sort of pageant kind of way, although he suspected she didn't look quite so forced in regular photos that weren't taken from the 49ers website. "This is Jade Dillon. She's been a cheerleader for the 49ers for about three years now, and is literally the most optimistic person I have ever met in my entire life. She is bubbly and chipper and all smiles even at the worst of times. When the pandemic set in, she sent the entire 49ers organization an email reminding them that adversity is simply opportunity in disguise. No lie, Andy, she is completely unflappable in every way possible. She's, she's like a golden retriever in a person! Peppy and enthusiastic and always full of confidence." Andy looked over and saw that Ash had, indeed, both of her hands over her mouth, trying to hold in her desire to laugh, but he could still hear tiny giggles threatening to escape. He looked back to Lauren, a slightly quizzical expression on his face. "I can't tell if you admire her for that or if it drives you crazy." "Both!" Lauren said, throwing up her hands, laughing at herself. "It's infuriating! Even when she was kneeling in protest alongside Colin Kaepernick, she was still smiling about it. I don't know what to do with her! I mean, I get it. She's a kindergarten teacher as her day job, so pennies on the dollar that's what helps her keep all that energy up, but strewth, I just don't know how she does it! I mean, she comes from money, so I imagine that's gotta help." "Oh yeah?" The tall blonde tanned Aussie nodded, pushing the button to show Jade in a more normal setting, in an evening dress standing next to an older gentleman who Andy knew he'd seen somewhere before. "Her daddy is Cormack Dillon, one of the cofounders of Bindr, that teleconferencing tool everyone's using these days, but she's sort of tried to distance herself from 'er daddy over the last few years. An', in a 'ain't it a small world' moment, Cormack Dillon was the guy Katie used to work for before she came here, so she and Jade know one another already." "I could've asked Katie about her then," Andy lamented. "Shame she was just here." Jade looked much more lovely without the pancake makeup, her blonde hair a waterfall of curls, although Andy was also taken aback for a moment, reflexively trying to estimate how much that necklace she was wearing must have cost. After a second, Andy recognized where the photo was taken “ at the prestigious Palace of Fine Arts, where every year the Silicon Valley elite held their own private high end gala. Lauren pushed the button again and the image changed to Jade in more casual clothes, sitting with a handful of other girls in some sidewalk cafe overlooking the Pacific ocean. She had to be under thirty. There was no denying she was fit and lovely, although Andy did wonder if growing up steeped in money had warped her in some way. "Well, you kin ask her before make your mind up. She might have some things to say to sway your mind one way or another, but I simply gotta tell you this one thing, because it is first and foremost the reason I want to bring her to you,” Aisling looked like she was ready to turn blue, trying to hold in her breath and her laughter, her face scrunched up, actual tears rolling down her cheeks, all to Andy's confusion. Lauren pushed the button again and the photo zoomed in, showing just Jade now, laughing and smiling. "Jade Dillion,” She pushed the button again and the image of Jade suddenly had a very large cartoon cherry resting on top of her head. "...is an honest to god twenty six year old virgin." At that, Aisling couldn't help herself, and started laughing furiously, which only made Lauren grin even wider as Andy kept looking between the two of them, wondering desperately if they were putting him on. "It's not for religious reasons, an' it's not something she goes out of her way ta advertise, hell, I doubt very many people even know that she's cherry. But I went out drinking with her and the rest of the Gold Rush girls one night after an away game, and Jade got pretty hammered so I had to help her back to her hotel room. And when I was holding her hair back while she chundered in the dunny, she told me that she'd never lost her virginity, and that boys suck, and sh

    3-bit Gamer Show
    Episode 427 - Gooner Podcast of the Year

    3-bit Gamer Show

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 17, 2025 66:22


    We recorded this one in person so we are little rusty.  It's fine.  Ubisoft doing the most Ubisoft stuff (by "most" we mean "worst"), Playstation says they've learned from their mistakes by making them all again, and some Riblets.  We do another listener Top 10 and Peterson reviews Doom: The Dark Ages.  

    De week met XBNL: Xbox en games in Nederland
    [REVIEW] The Division 2: Battle for Brooklyn

    De week met XBNL: Xbox en games in Nederland

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 17, 2025 27:29


    Ubisoft heeft een nieuwe DLC voor The Division 2 uitgebracht. In deze review bespreken Rob en Rik hun indrukken met de Battle for Brooklyn DLC. The Division 2 is een […]

    GameFeature
    Tom Clancy's The Division 2: Kampf um Brooklyn Test

    GameFeature

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 17, 2025 13:04


    Tom Clancy's The Division 2 ist wohl das einzige langlebige Servicespiel, welches bis jetzt noch kein Update für die PS5 bekommen hat. Und wenn man denkt das Spiel ist kurz vor dem Abschalten, veröffentlicht Ubisoft einen DLC. Nach 500 Stunden Spielzeit und einigen Monaten Pause also nichts wie ab in die Montur und auf den Weg nach Washington…, Moment nein. Diesmal geht es wieder nach New York. Genauer gesagt nach Brooklyn. Dort nehmen wir es mit den Cleaners auf und bekommen wieder einen weiteren Geschichtshappen serviert. Es gibt auch eine neue Fähigkeit, die man erlernen kann. Sonst bleibt allerdings alles so wie bisher. Von Deckung zu Deckung und von einem Kugelschwamm zum Nächsten. Spaß macht das nach wie vor. Vor allem wenn man mit Freunden im Koop spielt. Das Spiel hat nichts verlernt oder verschlimmbessert. Es ist einfach, was es ist. Die Geschichte ist zwar nicht sehr lang, und die Map nicht sonderlich groß, dafür ist der DLC aber preislich sehr moderat angesetzt. Für Spieler die mit Division 1+2 noch nie etwas anfangen konnten wird auch der DLC jetzt nichts ändern. Freunde des Spiels werden an der Erweiterung ihre Freude haben. Ich jedenfalls habe es nicht bereut mich wieder in die Dienste der Division zu begeben, und mich als Agent um die Bösen Jungs und Mädels zu kümmern.

    Echoes of History
    Captain Cook: The Ultimate Explorer?

    Echoes of History

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 16, 2025 31:42


    Assassin's Creed Rogue allows players to explore the icy landscapes and freezing oceans of the Arctic as it was during the Seven Years' War. Appropriately, it also lets players hang around with one of history's greatest explorers: Captain James Cook.What made Cook an exceptional navigator? And how does his depiction in the video game compare to the reality of the man? Historian and adventurer Ken McGoogan helps Dan Snow get under the skin of the celebrated sailor.Echoes of History is a Ubisoft podcast, brought to you by History Hit. Hosted by: Dan SnowEdited by: Michael McDaidProduced by: Robin McConnellSenior Producer: Anne-Marie LuffProduction Manager: Beth DonaldsonExecutive Producers: Etienne Bouvier, Julien Fabre, Steve Lanham, Jen BennettMusic by Elitsa AlexandrovaIf you liked this podcast please subscribe, share, rate & review. Take part in our listener survey here.Tell us your favourite Assassin's Creed game or podcast episode at echoes-of-history@historyhit.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    Razzle Dazzle
    Special Guest - Sean Beeson

    Razzle Dazzle

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 16, 2025 73:57


    Get ready for a deep dive into the world of game soundtracks with composer and sound designer Sean Beeson! From scoring iconic video games to crafting cinematic soundscapes, Sean's music has made waves across the industry.In this episode, we chat about his creative process, his journey through the world of game music, and how he brings worlds to life through sound. Plus, hear about his work with major studios like Disney and Ubisoft!Special Guest - Sean Beesonhttps://www.seanbeeson.com/ Host: Jared Gonzalez. Cohosts: Chaz Hawkins, Mauro Piquera. Master Chief Engineer: Jared Gonzalez. Editor: Jared Gonzalez. Graphics Editor: Jared Gonzalez. Digital Media Editor: Jared Gonzalez. Producer: Jared Gonzalez.

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    Silence on joue !
    S18E43 - Le Summer Game Fest, la Switch 2, «Mario Kart World», et le procès Ubisoft

    Silence on joue !

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 13, 2025 186:23


    Cette semaine, on commence par revenir sur la semaine passée au procès des trois ex-cadres d'Ubisoft On continue avec le déluge annuel de bandes annonces qui, comme souvent, met en lumière quelques pépites, mais elles sont parfois bien cachées. On termine avec la sortie de la Switch 2 la semaine dernière et on s'attarde sur ce que Mario Kart World apporte de nouveau.Jérémie Kletzkine, dans sa chronique jeux de société, nous parle de Symbiose.Chapitres :0:00 Intro4:18 Le procès Ubisoft50:01 Le com des coms54:55 Le Summer Game Fest2:00:27 La chronique jeux de société : Symbiose2:05:30 La Switch 2 et le Welcome Tour2:24:24 La minute culturelle2:27:39 Mario Kart World2:52:35 Et quand vous ne jouez pas, vous faites quoi ?Retrouvez toutes les chroniques de jérémie dans le podcast dédié Silence on Joue ! La chronique jeux de société (Lien RSS).Pour commenter cette émission, donner votre avis ou simplement discuter avec notre communauté, connectez-vous au serveur Discord de Silence on joue!Retrouvez Silence on Joue sur Twitch : https://www.twitch.tv/silenceonjoueSoutenez Silence on joue en vous abonnant à Libération avec notre offre spéciale à 6€ par mois : https://offre.liberation.fr/soj/Silence on joue ! c'est l'émission hebdo de jeux vidéo de Libération. Avec Erwan Cario et ses chroniqueurs Patrick Hellio, Corentin Benoit-Gonin et Marius Chapuis.CRÉDITSSilence on joue ! est un podcast de Libération animé par Erwan Cario. Cet épisode a été enregistré le 12 juin 2025 sur Discord. Réalisation : Erwan Cario. Générique : Marc Quatrociocchi. Hébergé par Acast. Visitez acast.com/privacy pour plus d'informations.

    Castle Super Beast
    CSB324: Wuwa Goonlikes: Don't Skong My Rog

    Castle Super Beast

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 11, 2025 265:50


    Download for Mobile | Podcast Preview | Full Timestamps Twitch VODs are now being uploaded to the new channel: https://www.youtube.com/@CastleSuperBeastArchive Talkin' Tokon: Arksys Marvel Takes The Throne Delta Rune 3+4: The RPG Starts NOW Resident Evil Requiem Might Be The MGS4 of RE games Invincible VS Must Overcome The Goku Problem Watch live: twitch.tv/castlesuperbeast Click this link https://boot.dev/?promo=CASTLESUPERBEAST and use my code CASTLESUPERBEAST to get 25% off your first payment for boot.dev. - Go to http://buyraycon.com/superbeast to get 15% off Raycon's best-selling Everyday Earbuds! - Go to http://shopmando.com and use code BEAST to get 20% off sitewide and free shipping. - Go to http://rocketmoney.com/superbeast to cancel your unwanted subscriptions and reach your financial goals faster with Rocket Money. Ubisoft trial witnesses testify to "being tied to a chair, forced to do handstands, and subjected to constant comments about sex" State of Play | June 4, 2025 [English] Xbox Games Showcase 2025 Summer Game Fest 2025  

    Talk to the Internet
    Some Ubisoft Games Won't Launch Anymore - Inside Games Daily

    Talk to the Internet

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 10, 2025 19:06


    Support Inside Games on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/insidegamesYTHosted by:Lawrence: http://twitch.tv/sirlarr | Bruce: http://twitch.tv/brucegreene Edited by: Shooklyn: https://linktr.ee/ShooklynSources --https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jUtKF3eW6n0https://store.steampowered.com/app/33230/Assassins_Creed_2/#app_reviews_hashhttps://store.steampowered.com/app/33220/Tom_Clancys_Splinter_Cell_Conviction/#app_reviews_hashhttps://store.steampowered.com/app/33229/Tom_Clancys_Splinter_Cell_Conviction/https://steamdb.info/patchnotes/11503660/Music —Switch It Up - Silent Partner https://youtu.be/r_HRbXhOir8Funk Down - MK2 https://youtu.be/SPN_Ssgqlzc

    Pour Une Poignée de Gamers
    Test : Onimusha 2: Samurai's Destiny

    Pour Une Poignée de Gamers

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 10, 2025 27:52


    Pour Une Poignée de Gamers - La Chaine Podcast Gaming & Culture GeekTEST : Onimusha 2: Samurai's DestinyEditeur : CapcomDéveloppeur : CapcomDate de sortie : 23 Mai 2025Genre : ActionForgez votre propre destin.Onimusha 2: Samurai's Destiny revient avec des graphismes en HD et des commandes améliorées pour des combats à l'épée intenses et une histoire de vengeance dramatique. Dans la peau de Jubei Yagyu, explorez le Japon féodal avec vos alliés.Rejoignez toute l'équipe PPG sur le Discord : https://discord.gg/z5avdnNSvSOn vous y attend pour échanger sur les différentes émissions, le jeu vidéo en général, les constructeurs et même pour jouer en coop !Pour Une Poignée de Gamers - La Chaine Podcast JV & Culture Geek ACTUS PPGL'émission  100% news qui commente l'actualité du Jeu Vidéo disponible chaque semaine !Vous pouvez nous retrouver sur ITunes, Ausha, PodCloud, Deezer, Spotify, Amazon Music...Si vous appréciez l'émission et que vous souhaitez nous encourager à poursuivre, merci de laisser un commentaire étoilé sur Apple Podcasts..Bonne écoute à toutes et à tous !Ausha:  https://podcast.ausha.co/pour-une-poignee-de-gamersHébergé par Ausha. Visitez ausha.co/politique-de-confidentialite pour plus d'informations.

    Echoes of History
    Britain vs France in America: The First World War?

    Echoes of History

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 9, 2025 62:58


    Assassin's Creed Rogue takes us back to a time when the troubles of royal houses in Europe violently affected the lives of people across the Atlantic Ocean. When the Old World and the New World violently collided in the French-Indian War. But that was just one part of a clash of empires. Professor Emma Hart joins Dan Snow to explain the complex causes and events of an 18th century conflict that was so huge, it might truly claim the title of the first world war: the Seven Years' War.Echoes of History is a Ubisoft podcast, brought to you by History Hit. Hosted by: Dan SnowEdited by: Michael McDaidProduced by: Robin McConnellSenior Producer: Anne-Marie LuffProduction Manager: Beth DonaldsonExecutive Producers: Etienne Bouvier, Julien Fabre, Steve Lanham, Jen BennettMusic by Elitsa AlexandrovaIf you liked this podcast please subscribe, share, rate & review. Take part in our listener survey here.Tell us your favourite Assassin's Creed game or podcast episode at echoes-of-history@historyhit.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    Slightly Above Average Gaming
    Episode 90 - Battle Royals beyond Warzone

    Slightly Above Average Gaming

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 9, 2025 122:40


    Follow J and Sub on their socials: J007: Twitter : https://x.com/FakeJ00712 Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/j007tv Sub: Twitter: https://x.com/subonekd Youtube:  @subonekd  Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/subonekdSummary SummaryIn this episode, the hosts discuss their personal experiences with gaming, including technical issues, recent gameplay in Warzone, and their thoughts on new games like Splitgate and X Defiant. They also touch on the state of the gaming industry, particularly focusing on Ubisoft's recent titles and the challenges they face. The conversation flows into the mechanics of Warzone, the introduction of casual modes, and the overall enjoyment of the game. The episode concludes with reflections on the current gaming landscape and future trends. In this conversation, the hosts delve into various aspects of gameplay in Warzone, discussing strategies for solo play, the evolution and difficulty of bots, the challenges posed by skill-based matchmaking, and the impact of player density on matchmaking experiences. They also explore the future of casual modes, the ongoing issues with cheating and anti-cheat measures, and the importance of maintaining a balanced player experience. The episode concludes with a preview of an upcoming guest who will provide insights from the gaming industry. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

    The Fork In Your Ear Podcast
    The Fork In Your Ear Ep#195: Should You Choose To Accept.... Frankenstein Audio Version

    The Fork In Your Ear Podcast

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 8, 2025 174:43


    The Fork In Your Ear Ep#195: Should You Choose To Accept.... Frankenstein Audio Version *Note Episode Recorded 5-31-25* In this episode of "The Fork In Your Ear," Tim and Nate dive deep into the world of gaming, kicking off with a humorous discussion about technical glitches and browser compatibility before moving onto their personal top 10 most-played games. Tim shares his meticulously tracked list, revealing surprising entries like Final Fantasy XV (a divisive choice he ardently defends, particularly praising its infamous secret dungeon) and Metal Gear Solid V (highlighting its open-world gameplay). He also breaks down his gaming hours across PvE, PvPvE, and PvP genres, revealing a significant lean towards PvE, despite his "Halo guy" persona. Nate, on the other hand, anticipates Destiny 1 as his likely top contender. The hosts lament the lack of comprehensive historical data from older consoles, particularly for classic titles like Halo and StarCraft. The conversation then shifts to recent video game news: Apple Arcade's First Studio Acquisition: Apple Arcade has acquired the two-person team behind Sneaky Sasquatch, marking their first game studio purchase. Tim expresses skepticism about Apple's claim that this isn't the start of a trend, speculating on a potential rebranding or platform launcher for Apple Arcade. Fortnite Returns to iOS: Fortnite is back on Apple devices, with impressive performance and optimization for older iPhones. The hosts praise Epic Games' granular installation options, which allow players to selectively download game components and even other players' skins. Randy Pitchford's $80 Game Comment: Gearbox Studios CEO Randy Pitchford's controversial remarks about game pricing ignite debate. While acknowledging the tone-deafness, Tim and Nate discuss the context of his statements and the evolving pricing models in the gaming industry, with Nate offering his ideal pricing structure for different game types (standalone, with monetization, MMO, PvP). Anti-Cheat in PvP Games: The hosts delve into the persistent problem of cheating in PvP games. As a Rainbow Six Siege player, Tim commends Ubisoft's innovative "Mouse Trap" and "Shield Guard" anti-cheat systems, which actively penalize cheaters with increasingly severe input lag and segregated matchmaking. Nate expresses his desire for other developers to adopt similar robust anti-cheat measures. Palworld's Legal Setback: Palworld lost a US lawsuit against Nintendo regarding specific gameplay mechanics. While the "ball-throwing" mechanic was deemed too similar to Pokémon, the ruling against "gliding with an animal" baffled the hosts, who pointed out its prevalence in other games. They ponder the implications of such legal battles for smaller studios against industry giants. Join The Fork Family On Discord: https://discord.gg/CXrFKxR8uA Find all our stuff at Remember to give us a review on iTunes or wherever you downloaded this podcast from. And don't forget you can connect to us on social media with, at, on or through: Website: http://www.dynamicworksproductions.com/ Twitter Handle: @getforkedpod eMail Address: theforkinyourearpodcast@gmail.com iTunes Podcast Store Link: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/dynamic-works-productions/id703318918?mt=2&i=319887887 If you would like to catch up with each of us personally Online Twitch/Twitter: Tim K.A. Trotter's Youtube ID: Dynamicworksproductions Tim K.A. Trotter's Twitter ID: Tim_T Tim K.A. Trotter's Twitch ID: Tim_KA_Trotter Also remember to buy my Sc-Fi adventure book “The Citadel: Arrival by Tim K.A. Trotter” available right now on Amazon Kindle store & iTunes iBookstore for only $2.99 get a free preview download when you visit those stores, it's a short story only 160-190 pages depending on your screen size, again thats $2.99 on Amazon Kindle & iTunes iBookstore so buy book and support this show!

    KNGI Network Podcast Master Feed
    Molehill Mountain Episode 404 – Storm Trooper Armor Is Fashion Over Function

    KNGI Network Podcast Master Feed

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 6, 2025 64:41


    Maybe they should try plot armor! 0:00 - YouTube continues making everything worse 4:32 - Games are more expensive these days; the total cost simply isn't the entirety of the initial purchase price 33:18 - Storm Trooper armor offers no protection 43:04 - I can't get into Kowloon Generic Romance because the protagonist is inexplicably in love with a horrible, rude, abusive scumbag If you missed Saturday's live broadcast of Molehill Mountain, you can watch the video replay on YouTube.  Alternatively, you can catch audio versions of the show on iTunes. Molehill Mountain streams live at 7p PST every Saturday night! Credits: Molehill Mountain is hosted by Andrew Eisen.  Music in the show includes "To the Top" by Silent Partner.  It is in the public domain and free to use.  Molehill Mountain logo by Scott Hepting. Chat Transcript: 7:04 PMaddictedtochaos​​I have the same pet peeve. 7:07 PMaddictedtochaos​​Pet peeve is the more polite way of saying “Major Psychotic F'ing Hatred” 7:08 PMSheekago​​Hey 7:13 PMSheekago​​I abandoned Twitter for Bluesky 7:16 PMSheekago​​Deluxe edition update, GOTY version, HD Remastered version. 7:16 PMaddictedtochaos​​The internet in general is a cesspool. 7:20 PMaddictedtochaos​​And then there is Expedition 33 and it is $50, and has sold over 3 million copies and may well win GOTY. 7:21 PMLynndy Lee​​hello 7:22 PMSheekago​​FalOut 76 7:24 PMSheekago​​We buy incomplete games now. Thanks to the internet, they can sell us a half complete game. Then release "patches" to fix it. 7:34 PMaddictedtochaos​​Sandfall Interactive is the developer 7:35 PMaddictedtochaos​​They are made up of former Ubisoft developers. 7:36 PMaddictedtochaos​​Kepler is the publisher 7:38 PMSheekago​​The Emperor doesn't care about the storm troopers. He gets their armor at Big Al's Discount Emporium. 7:39 PMaddictedtochaos​​The coolest looking armor in Sci-Fi is Captain Power. 7:43 PMaddictedtochaos​​Storm Troopers are the equivalent of Red Shirts in Star Trek, they are just canon fodder. 7:48 PMLynndy Lee​​and if you ever stumbled on an anime not about high school kids, she's a working adult but looks like a child. meh 7:50 PMLynndy Lee​​that " I can change him" trope does not work anymore 7:53 PMSheekago​​I just got a Twitch notification stating that Andrew Eisen is playing TRAILS OF COLD STEEL II - Notuce Us, Bracer Senpai! 7:56 PMaddictedtochaos​​But I hate everyone, lol. 7:58 PMaddictedtochaos​​Can't have pets where I live. 7:58 PMLynndy Lee​​I'm grow old and alone but I'll have cats (^^) 7:59 PMSheekago​​I have a Yorkie Chihuahua mutt. He's adorable and a menace, 8:05 PMSheekago​​My scale: 1. Dogs 2. Cats 3. Rats 4. People

    Kinda Funny Games Daily: Video Games News Podcast
    Unboxing the Nintendo Switch 2! - Kinda Funny Games Daily 06.04.25

    Kinda Funny Games Daily: Video Games News Podcast

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 4, 2025 82:06


    We have the Nintendo Switch 2, Ubisoft is officially not having a showcase, and what is happening with MindsEye?? Enjoy this ad-free version! Thank you for the support! Run of Show - - Start - Housekeeping Today after, KFGD, you'll get: If you're a Kinda Funny Member: Today's Gregway The Roper Report   - - Let's unbox the Nintendo Switch 2 - Ad - More Switch 2 Coverage - There will be no Ubisoft Forward this year, for the first time since it started - MindsEye studio execs depart Build a Rocket Boy, one week before game's debut - Sydney Sweeney's ‘Split Fiction' Movie Lands at Amazon - Phasmophobia Movie Coming From Blumhouse To Haunt Theaters - Surgent Studios announces horror game Dead Take with Pocketpair Publishing - Required Reading: An Update from Aggro Crab - Wee News! - SuperChats & You‘re Wrong Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    Mark's Gaming Den
    360G Episode 734 - Ubishite

    Mark's Gaming Den

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 3, 2025 103:14


    This weeks crew: Webby, Graham, WhatsMyTag Webby signs up to Ubisoft+ for a month to check out some cool stuff and some bad stuff from Ubisoft. Do their games get the hate they deserve? You will find out this week. WhatsMyTag from the community joins us as the 3rd man for this week show and runs down his latest games played. Games discussed include: Division 2 Battle for Brooklyn, Crew Motorfest, RDR2, Star Wars Outlaws, Rocket League, Lords of the Fallen, F125, Arizona Sunshine 2, Helldivers 2, The Precinct and much more. https://www.patreon.com/360gamercast https://discord.gg/CqDMSg9 https://www.facebook.com/groups/360gamercast/ https://twitter.com/Webby360G https://twitter.com/360GamerCast All Access Patrons - John Smith Philip Thompson

    GameStar Podcast
    Anno 117 im Experten-Check | Mit Maurice Weber, Steinwallen, Radlerauge und RangerArea ​

    GameStar Podcast

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 3, 2025 98:17


    Wir haben noch SO viel zu Anno zu erzählen! Und deswegen haben wir uns vier Strategieexperten geschnappt, die die großen, offenen Fragen klären - oder zusammenfassen, welche noch offen bleiben. Viel Spaß!

    Echoes of History
    How Assassin's Creed Odyssey Recreated Ancient Greece

    Echoes of History

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 2, 2025 66:57


    For the past few weeks, we have investigated the history behind Assassin's Creed Odyssey. In this episode, Matt Lewis joins historian and video game writer Holly Nielsen to step into the Animus and uncover how history and gaming interact. Holly speaks exclusively to Benjamin Hall, World Director of Assassin's Creed Odyssey, about how the developers met the challenge of bringing the past to life.Echoes of History is a Ubisoft podcast, brought to you by History Hit. Hosted by: Matt Lewis, Holly NielsenEdited by: Justin KeatingProduced by: Matt Lewis, Robin McConnell, Holly NielsenSenior Producer: Anne-Marie LuffProduction Manager: Beth DonaldsonExecutive Producers: Etienne Bouvier, Julien Fabre, Steve Lanham, Jen BennettMusic by The FlightIf you liked this podcast please subscribe, share, rate & review. Take part in our listener survey here.Tell us your favourite Assassin's Creed game or podcast episode at echoes-of-history@historyhit.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    Workforce Gaming Podcast
    Star Wars Outlaws: A Pirate's Fortune DLC Review & Final Thoughts

    Workforce Gaming Podcast

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 2, 2025 8:14


    With the last piece of DLC released for Star War Outlaws in A Pirate's Fortune, Brad looks back over both what this DLC is and what Outlaws ended up being after one of the weirder improvement campaigns we've seen in a while. Ultimately is Star Wars Outlaws ending enough to get Ubisoft to give us Star Wars Outlaws 2?

    IGN Game and Entertainment News – Spoken Edition
    Ubisoft Drops a Splinter Cell Tease

    IGN Game and Entertainment News – Spoken Edition

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 2, 2025 2:38


    "He's locked in." Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

    The TMossBoss Show
    S:202 EP:1 || Ubisoft Is Cooked...

    The TMossBoss Show

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 1, 2025 43:30


    Press F to pay respect.

    Three Angry Nerds
    Three Angry Gamers Ep 200: Game Preservation

    Three Angry Nerds

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 1, 2025


    Hosts:KurtJamie News: – Cyberpunk 2077 Sequel will return to Night City and explore new locations – Pokémon Legends: Z-A launches October 16, 2025; Pokémon Presents on July 22 – Mortal Kombat 1 will receive no more DLC; NetherRealm confirms new project – Ubisoft posts cryptic Sam Fisher image with no context – Resident Evil 9 […]

    MONEY FM 89.3 - Weekend Mornings
    Saturday Mornings: The making of successful, global game developer Ubisoft

    MONEY FM 89.3 - Weekend Mornings

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 1, 2025 29:30


    How does one of the most successful, global game developers thrive in today's competitive environment? Massive talent, deep consideration of what gamers want, and relationships with other content providers and developers. On the "Saturday Morning Show” Sit-Down Conversation with host Glenn van Zutphen and co-host Neil Humphreys... Jean Francois (JF) Vallee, Managing Director, Ubisoft Studios Southeast Asia and India tells us the secret to running one of the world’s most prolific gaming studios and what gamers really want.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Deconstructor of Fun
    TWIG #333: Apple's Stand Up Comedy, Fortnite Mobile's Tea Leaves, and a Mystery Success

    Deconstructor of Fun

    Play Episode Listen Later May 30, 2025 63:35


    With Michail out, and definitely not living a jetset life, Jen, Eric, Adam, and Phil huddle around the WWDC campfire to tell tales of Game Center. There's a big change to Battlefield that threatens the franchise, while Delta Force rises as a threat to the East. Split Gate 2? Not so much. Jen defends Apple, marketing, and transmedia, all in one, while Adam claims a Marvel Rival bet and claps for the French. Eric certainly isn't clapping for Game Pass and Doom, while Phil tries to Grow a Garden.02:19 Rumors and Updates in the Gaming Industry03:13 AI Kick-Off07:32 TV Campaigns and Marketing Strategies10:45 Off the Record Event and Industry Networking16:54 Apple's 30% Fee and Game Center 2.025:10 Ubisoft's Legal Troubles and Workplace Culture27:10 Jade Raymond's Career Moves28:26 Breaking News: EA Shuts Down Black Panther Game31:19 Expedition 33: A Small Team's Big Success33:24 Doom the Dark Age: Game Pass Impact34:57 Game Pass Debate: Success or Failure?43:18 Splitgate 2: Struggling to Gain Traction46:26 Fortnite iOS Relaunch: Lukewarm?51:40 Battlefield 659:44 Roblox's Grow a Garden

    IGN.com - Daily Fix (Video)
    Microsoft Reportedly "Pulling Back" Development on Xbox Handheld - IGN Daily Fix

    IGN.com - Daily Fix (Video)

    Play Episode Listen Later May 30, 2025


    In today's Daily Fix:A report from Windows Central claims that Microsoft might be rethinking its handheld strategy and pulling back development on a first-party Xbox handheld. Instead, they will focus on partnerships with third-party hardware manufacturers (like ASUS) to make an Xbox-licensed handheld. With the Xbox Showcase slated for next Sunday, we might learn more soon. In other news, Ubisoft might be teasing something related to Splinter Cell, after tweeting an image from the third game, Chaos Theory. Back in 2021, Ubisoft confirmed a remake of the original game was coming, but they have not said anything since. The last Splinter Cell game, Blacklist, was released back in 2013. And finally, speaking of remakes, the rumored Persona 4 remake might not bring back the original English voice cast, but no official statement has been made.And don't forget to buy tickets to IGN Live happening in Downtown Los Angeles next week, June 7-8. Go to https://www.ign.com/live/ for the full schedule, and use promo code BEYONDGUEST for one free ticket!

    The TMossBoss Show
    S:201 EP:7 || Division 2/Ubisoft Rant + Talking On Content Creating Briefly

    The TMossBoss Show

    Play Episode Listen Later May 28, 2025 18:58


    Ubisoft sucks and content creating is a REAL career.

    Entendez-vous l'éco ?
    Télétravail : le retour en arrière (et au bureau) des entreprises

    Entendez-vous l'éco ?

    Play Episode Listen Later May 27, 2025 5:57


    durée : 00:05:57 - Le Journal de l'éco - par : Anne-Laure Chouin - Stellantis, Ubisoft, Amazon… Plusieurs grands groupes revoient à la baisse leur politique de télétravail. Une tendance qui marque un virage après des années d'essor du travail à distance. Pourquoi et avec quelles conséquences ? Analyse.

    Echoes of History
    The Minoan Labyrinth: Myth or Reality?

    Echoes of History

    Play Episode Listen Later May 26, 2025 39:23


    Assassin's Creed Odyssey immerses players in the mythology of Ancient Greece. In particular, they can walk in the footsteps of Theseus through the Labyrinth and come face to face with the mythical Minotaur.Commonly associated with the maze-like Knossos palace on Crete, how much of the myth is rooted in reality? Prof Nicoletta Momigliano guides Tristan Hughes through the pathways between myth and reality of the Minoan Labyrinth.Echoes of History is a Ubisoft podcast, brought to you by History Hit. Hosted by: Tristan HughesEdited by: Alex JonesProduced by: Robin McConnell, Anne-Marie LuffSenior Producer: Anne-Marie LuffProduction Coordinator: Beth DonaldsonExecutive Producers: Etienne Bouvier, Julien Fabre, Steve Lanham, Jen BennettMusic:Phoibe the Orphan by The Flight, Michael GeorgiadesThe Minotaur by The FlightBarnabas by The Flight, Michael GeorgiadesIf you liked this podcast please subscribe, share, rate & review. Take part in our listener survey here.Tell us your favourite Assassin's Creed game or podcast episode at echoes-of-history@historyhit.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    Intangiblia™
    Insert Lawsuit to Continue: IP Legal Sidequests You Didn't Ask For

    Intangiblia™

    Play Episode Listen Later May 26, 2025 35:50 Transcription Available


    Behind every pixel, mechanic, and character design lies a hidden battlefield where intellectual property law shapes the games we play. From energy drinks to tattoos, the unlikely legal showdowns that define modern gaming are stranger than fiction.Play IP Sidequest Showdown. An escape-room-style game inspired by this episode. Drop a comment if you cracked the code. Monster Energy's aggressive pursuit of any game title containing the word "monster" forced Ubisoft to abandon "Gods and Monsters" despite zero connection to beverages. When NBA 2K rendered LeBron James's tattoos with perfect detail, the copyright holders demanded millions—only to have the courts rule that realistic depictions qualify as fair use. And who knew that the shattered glass texture in Resident Evil was actually a photographer's copyrighted work, leading to one of the largest copyright claims ever filed by a single artist against a game studio?The patent wars are equally fascinating. Nintendo secured a $30 million settlement from fellow Japanese developer Colopl over touch controls—yes, the way your finger moves across a screen can be proprietary. Sega claimed ownership of gacha mechanics where duplicate characters fuse to unlock abilities. And Palworld's "Pokémon with guns" approach triggered Nintendo's legal team to pursue patent infringement rather than the expected copyright route.Even legends aren't immune. Diego Maradona discovered his likeness in Pro Evolution Soccer without permission, leading to a lawsuit that transformed into a sponsorship deal. Meanwhile, Call of Duty successfully defended using Humvees in-game without a license, establishing crucial First Amendment protections for realistic depictions in interactive entertainment.These cases reveal the invisible forces shaping what makes it to our screens. Next time you're playing your favorite game, remember that behind every design decision might be a legal battle that determined not just how the game looks, but how it fundamentally works. The gaming industry's most consequential battles happen in courtrooms, not on our screens.Ready to explore more? Remember to try our IP Sidequest Showdown game on our website and see if you can navigate the legal labyrinth yourself.Send us a text

    Zavtracast (Завтракаст)
    Завтракаст 347 – Нейросеть года недели

    Zavtracast (Завтракаст)

    Play Episode Listen Later May 25, 2025 207:39


    Долгожданный новый выпуск Завтракаста – того самого популярного подкаста про игры, медиа, технологии, интернет и всякое разное на русском языке, который ведут трое друзей вот уже десять лет. В этот раз, к сожалению, Макс заболел, так что за него отдуваются немного усталые Дима с Тимуром. Подписывайтесь и ставьте лайк, не забудьте нажать на колокольчик тут – https://youtube.com/zavtracast  Если вы хотите нас поддержать из России, подписывайтесь на нас на Boosty – https://boosty.to/zavtracast  Если находитесь за границей, можно подписаться на нас еще и на Patreon – https://patreon.com/zavtracast  Подписывайтесь на каналы ведущих: Радио Тимур – https://t.me/radiotimur  Фотодушнила – https://t.me/dushovato  Сказки Дядюшки Зомбака – https://t.me/zombaktales 

    Signal of Doom: A Comic Book Podcast
    #399: Spider-Man: Grim Hunt, Dave Concedes the Ubisoft Bet, Avengers Movies Postponed, Wolverine, Beast & Lizard Walk Into a Bar, Rich Insults the Spider God!

    Signal of Doom: A Comic Book Podcast

    Play Episode Listen Later May 23, 2025 153:11


    The One Where Dave is Just Pitching Gold fantasy Marvel movies... Signal of Doom was voted #13 in the Top 100 Comic Book Podcasts on Feedspot! Check it OUT! https://podcast.feedspot.com/comic_podcasts Please support the show on Patreon! Every dollar helps the show! https://www.patreon.com/SignalofDoom Follow us on Twitter: @signalofdoom Dredd or Dead: @OrDredd Legion Outpost: @legionoutpost Follow Dave on X: @redlantern2051

    Three Dads and a Console
    Ubisoft Delays, Xbox Retro Arcade and Swapmeat Playtest

    Three Dads and a Console

    Play Episode Listen Later May 22, 2025 53:46


    Ubisoft announced that their "biggest productions" will be delayed into 2026 and 2027. Xbox just dropped some retro arcade classics to Gamepass and we're pretty excited about it. Swapmeat is doing their playtest and Pez got his hands all over it. 

    Popzara Podcast
    Article: Star Wars Outlaws: A Pirate's Fortune DLC

    Popzara Podcast

    Play Episode Listen Later May 22, 2025 3:17


    While Star Wars Outlaws had a rocky start when it was released last year, I have to give Ubisoft a ton of credit for taking the time to fix it up and making it fun for fans of the franchise and those of action-adventure titles. After releasing the Wild Card DLC late last year featuring the beloved Lando Calrissian, the second one, Star Wars Outlaws: A Pirate's Fortune, has finally come and brings a lot of cool things to the Sabacc table to keep players busy long after the last mission is done.

    Dan Snow's History Hit
    Mount Hiei: Home of Japan's Warrior Monks

    Dan Snow's History Hit

    Play Episode Listen Later May 20, 2025 38:04


    Assassin's Creed: Shadows gives players the chance to visit the imperial capital of medieval Japan. But today, we're heading to a mountain lying just northeast of the capital: Mount Hiei, a sacred site that was protected by a powerful army of warrior monks.Dr Chris Harding, Senior Lecturer in Asian History from the University of Edinburgh, returns to help Matt Lewis understand what life was like on Mount Hiei during the late Sengoku period; its role in the story of Japanese unification; and what all this can tell us about Japanese religious beliefs at the time.Echoes of History is a Ubisoft podcast, brought to you by History Hit.Hosted by: Matt LewisEdited by: Tim ArstallProduced by: Matt Lewis, Robin McConnellSenior Producer: Anne-Marie LuffProduction Manager: Beth DonaldsonExecutive Producers: Etienne Bouvier, Julien Fabre, Steve Lanham, Jen BennettMusic by The FlightSign up to History Hit for hundreds of hours of original documentaries, with a new release every week and ad-free podcasts. Sign up at https://www.historyhit.com/subscribe.We'd love to hear your feedback - you can take part in our podcast survey here: https://insights.historyhit.com/history-hit-podcast-always-on.You can also email the podcast directly at ds.hh@historyhit.com.

    DroppedFrames
    Dropped Frames Episode 429

    DroppedFrames

    Play Episode Listen Later May 20, 2025 177:26


    We're joined by Dan this week to into DOOM: The Dark Ages before we tear into Bungie for plagiarizing assets off an artist in their upcoming game Marathon. AI Darth Vader is a menace in Fortnite, Stellar Blade banned in 130 countries on PC, World of Tanks introduces tiered loot boxes, more ways to pay for Star Citizen and much more this week! 0:00 - Intro0:55 - Summer Game Fest is soon3:50 - Is DOOM: The Dark Ages not as good as the others?45:20 - Art plagiarism on Marathon1:04:40 - Darth Vader in Fortnite1:32:40 - Apple denies Fortnite on App Store1:33:50 - Nintendo patents gliding1:35:10 - Ubisoft down1:37:00 - Sony considering to increase prices1:38:00 - Stellar Blade banned in 130 countries1:43:50 - Star Citizen sells more stuff before game release1:47:00 - Tiered loot boxes1:52:50 - Call of Duty Warzone Mobile shutting down1:55:00 - Bandai Namco execs2:03:50 - Dragon's Dogma Online2:06:10 - Cash Cleaner Simulator2:15:45 - Quarantine Zone2:18:55 - Clair Obscur: Expedition 332:31:15 - The Precinct2:43:00 - Sleeping Dogs2:51:30 - ShoutoutsSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    DLC
    600: Episode 600! Marvel 1943: The Rise of Hydra, Assassin's Creed Hexe delays, Jade Raymond leaves Fairgame$, Upgrades for Switch 2, Capcom Fighting Collection 2, The Slormancer

    DLC

    Play Episode Listen Later May 19, 2025 107:57


    Jeff and Christian celebrate their 600th weekly episode of DLC by discussing Jade Raymond's latest departure, delays for Ubisoft and Marvel games, Nintendo offering free upgrades, and more! The Playlist: Christian: Capcom Fighting Collection 2 Jeff: The Slormancer Parting Gifts!

    WhatCulture Gaming
    Ubisoft Is Making MAJOR Changes In Response To Assassin's Creed: Shadows

    WhatCulture Gaming

    Play Episode Listen Later May 15, 2025 57:33


    Ewan and Josh discuss the week's biggest news stories. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    Completely Unnecessary Podcast
    Super Show #22 - Xbox Price Increases, Stuff Pat Forgot He Had, Ubisoft Says We Don't Own Games

    Completely Unnecessary Podcast

    Play Episode Listen Later May 7, 2025 112:43


    Microsoft jacks up Xbox prices, retro gaming stuff Pat forgot he had, Ubisoft says we do not own games we buy, and more!Support us via our sponsors:⁠⁠⁠Mando Deodorant - Go to ShopMando.com and use code CUPODCAST to save $5 off the Starter Pack!⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠The Perfect Jean -- Save 15% with code CUPODCAST15 at checkout.⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠