Tough Sh*t

(73) These sales can't handle the weight! So get your butts down to the mall for some insane price drops! They are sure to make your bank account collapse! Tragedy awaits for all you bargain hunters out there!

(72) Because our first jobs episode was such a huge success and Chris was very proud of it we decided to make another one! We go deep into some dark holes as we discuss dark holes, job stealing technology, and more dark holes full of noxious gas.

(71) A cool 11 months later and the boys are back! Retirement stunk so we decided to crawl out of the septic tank and hit you with an all new episode! So grab you hockey-balls and score a three pointer on the disc golf course while you learn about one of the deadliest motorcycle races in the world!

This brick of a show is finally getting flushed down the shitter. It's been a fun ride but all rides must end. Join us one last time as we reflect on the highs and lows that is Tough Shit the Podcast. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/tspodcastofficial/support

(69) Ghosts! Santa! and flamethrowers await our listeners. This Holiday extravaganza is one for the books. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/tspodcastofficial/support

(68) Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned... and the length of Chris's stories! Listen in a nd learn about one brutal bitch from years past. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/tspodcastofficial/support

(67) If you like foul language, bad manners and a shitty story about bugs then you will love this wacky and pointless episode of Mind Camper. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/tspodcastofficial/support

(66) Get your elbows off the table and stop pooping in the street like a dog, because you are about to get schooled on manners during medieval times! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/tspodcastofficial/support

(65) Chris's mind camper is open for business and he's ready to showcase some amazing films he's created for the world. Also some fresh changes are coming to the show! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/tspodcastofficial/support

(64) Grab the popcorn and strap in for some Hollywood hijinks. Chris goes down the rabbit hole that is educational films about "the birds and bees" while Corey breaks a leg telling the tales of silent film stuntmen! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/tspodcastofficial/support

(63) Nefarious AI has tried to infiltrate the mind of Christopher, but no super computer has a chance in hell to understand those inner workings! Join us for some wacky goodness as we hangout in the mind camper! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/tspodcastofficial/support

(62) Get ready to bang your head because it might be the last chance you get to! Prepare for a rock opera like no other... a song of death and cannon fodder will be served to the aspiring musicians of the world! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/tspodcastofficial/support

(61) It's been too long since you've last heard from these softies! So quit squawking about how bad things are and get your facts straight, because we're gonna hit you with the good stuff today. We could all use a little pick me up from time to time and another episode of Soft Served is sure to deliver! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/tspodcastofficial/support

(60) Well it's been a few months and Chris needs to clear out that brain of his to make room for crafting up new episodes! Tune is to learn about Chris's Colorado adventure and one of the coolest tattoos on the planet! Merchandise and socials, click the link! https://linktr.ee/toughshitthepodcast --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/tspodcastofficial/support

(59) Toss another coin in the swear jar because mamma don't wanna hear them bad words! Blacked out bedrooms and empty nests await all the bad kids when they cross mamma! Merchandise and socials, click the link! ⁠https://linktr.ee/toughshitthepodcast⁠ --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/tspodcastofficial/support

(58) What the hell is going on in the world of Tough Shit?! Chris is missing, who is the person sitting in his chair and do they realize how much danger they are in by sitting in that disgusting chair? Tune in to find out all the wacky behind the scenes details! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/tspodcastofficial/support

(57) HR is going to need to have a chat with you about all the terrible things you're going to learn about in this episode. From petty coworker grudges going too far or a workplace crush that gets way too serious, you'll go postal over this one! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/tspodcastofficial/support

(56) Your two favorite April Fool's are back in the studio to make you question if following this show is a great idea! it's Q&A time! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/tspodcastofficial/support

(55) That box full of dirty magazines and VHS tapes isn't gonna move itself! We can all agree that moving sucks! But it sucks extra for some of the people in todays episode. Lets load up the box van with some truly haunting tales to invade your new home with! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/tspodcastofficial/support

(54) What lurks inside the mind of Christopher? Well strap in for our dumbest side episode yet that has hardly anything to do with first world problems and a lot to do with us cleaning out the mind camper of a brain that Chris owns . We explore, dinner dates, modern news stories, enema bars, disc golf, and other pointless trash.  --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/tspodcastofficial/support

(53) Got some free time? Why not invest a small fortune into some screwball hobby that will for sure drive you nuts, leave you broke and piss you off. Sounds like a typical first world problem! So get on those dancing shoes and strap in... we're dying to show you some moves! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/tspodcastofficial/support

(52) Let's end this year with a fizzle as we squat down in the gutter to shit out another year in review episode! Join us for our lows and lowers of 2022! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/tspodcastofficial/support

(51) Questions! Answers! Crime! Poop! Apologies! Drama! The French! Dear god, this incredibly long Q&A episode got a little out of hand and Chris had to go on an international apology tour with the mind camper in tow to set the record straight! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/tspodcastofficial/support

(50) Step one... listen to this sweet episode to learn how to cheer up and get your shit together! We're gonna hit you with a heart warming "tail" and some tough love advice! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/tspodcastofficial/support

(49) It's time to go under the knife because we're gonna open up that brain of yours and dump in some hot garbage blood n' guts knowledge! You just might lose your nose at high speed from all this great info! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/tspodcastofficial/support

(48) So what do you call it when you ask your neighbor to help you move some furniture and when they show up surprise them with the forced recording of a podcast episode? Talkin' Shit, that's what! Join us for an impromptu, unsolicited and nonconsensual episode of Tough Shit! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/tspodcastofficial/support

(47) Throw on your dunce cap and get ready for some good old educating! Only the best and brightest will truly enjoy this fine episode. But if they don't then they might find themselves in a septic tank with a bullet wound from an AK-47! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/tspodcastofficial/support

(46) It's our first ever Q&A and we got some hot ass questions that only two cool boys can answer! Get to know your hosts on a whole other level as they stumble through these great questions that took over an hour to answer. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/tspodcastofficial/support

(45) Did you wait until the last minute to check the car over before your road trip to the ice cream stand? Well tune into the latest episode of Soft Served to get some uplifting stories and bad advice on your journey through life... or just on your way to the ice cream stand. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/tspodcastofficial/support

(44) What's longer than a dull ass car ride to some lame theme park? This freaking episode, that's what! Join us for our longest episode to date as we fire up the family station wagon and cart your ass across the country for a couple road trips from hell. Maybe you'll get left for dead in the desert or crash through a bridge or two... or fourteen! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/tspodcastofficial/support

(43) Get your dad, grab a few cold ones and kick back together while you enjoy this family friendly episode that's all about some of the best fathers ever... or not. The men in this story were terrible, like really fucking horrible. You will be a changed person after this episode. Enjoy! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/tspodcastofficial/support

(42) It's time for a super silly SUPER SERVED! Hopefully we wont have to tape you down to a chair and force hot mushroom coffee down your throats because you're having a dirty midlife crisis! Hop in this bathtub of fun and clean up with some positive side stories. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/tspodcastofficial/support

(41) The clock is ticking! Life is passing you by and you haven't done shit except listen to a couple of jack off's talk about first world problems on a goofy podcast... well I guess that's no so bad? Join us as we traverse the midlife "crisis" that is Tough Shit the podcast, we promise not to poison your minds too badly. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/tspodcastofficial/support

(40) Who's ready for a steaming pile of Talkin' Shit on their bed? Well get ready to change the sheets, because you're going to be getting some hot gossip about aggravating garbage! So sign up for this latest septic tank of an episode. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/tspodcastofficial/support

(39) Make sure to scrub your little butts so you can plop that ass down on the couch and enjoy this squeaky clean episode of Tough Shit! We can only hope it inspires you get the itch to take a nice hot bath afterwards! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/tspodcastofficial/support

(38) Your ears had better be prepared to indulge in the smooth words spoken by Christopher AKA the boy with the golden voice. Join us for another episode of Talkin' Shit as we discuss some serious first world problems and barely keep the show on the rails! Oh, and Chris says "don't huff glue". Enjoy! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/tspodcastofficial/support

(37) We're going to take a poll on all of you dreamy peanut butter lovers out there! With the first question being: Do you love Tough Shit Soft Served? Join us for a new episode full of positive, fun side stories! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/tspodcastofficial/support

(36) Let's head into the kitchen and start the bitchin'! Join your two favorite culinary kooks as they cook up a few terrible tales of meal prep for the world to feast on! Be sure to save room for seconds so you can get ahead by a foot... --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/tspodcastofficial/support

(35) SPOILER ALERT! Chris gives away a minor spoiler about the new Batman movie (it's really not too bad though) ... he said he's sorry. But another SPOILER ALERT is that it's a sweet new episode of Talkin' Shit! Join us as we discuss two stories about some first world dumb dumb brains being assholes! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/tspodcastofficial/support

(34) When I say SOFT you say SERVED! SOFT.... shut the hell up and give us a new episode! Well your wish is our command! Join us for some fun, upbeat shenanigan's where we will bridge the gap to a world where T-shirts get recycled, moose get rescued and farts get consumed! Enjoy! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/tspodcastofficial/support

(33) Who doesn't love looking funky fresh and sexy as hell? The people who are getting killed from it, that's who! Check out todays episode where you will learn about a couple deadly and destructive fashion faux pas! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/tspodcastofficial/support

(32) We hope you all made a resolution to lose a bunch of weight, get super rich, stop being a huge ass munch and most importantly listen to more Tough Shit! We got some positive stories and dumb fuckery heading your way for January 2022. Enjoy! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/tspodcastofficial/support

(31) After today's episode you will be leaving with some caveman gains, not caveman brains! Because knowledge is power! Join us for a full set of fitness fueled stories that are sure to clean you out and send you running for the hills! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/tspodcastofficial/support

(30) Who's hungry for a holiday feast of not so on the nose Christmas stories? Well you have made it to the right place for two tales of Christmas carnage! Join us for a funnel of eggnog and a punch in the gut! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/tspodcastofficial/support

(29) You have put up with our shit for a whole year (plus a few months) and we couldn't be happier! It's time for an extra special episode of Talkin' Shit, where we discuss all of our exploits from this past year! Join us for a holiday extravaganza of reflection, positivity, shit talking and dumb fuckery for all to enjoy! Oh yeah... and a huge THANK YOU to all of our listeners! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/tspodcastofficial/support

(28) Hopefully you aren't too turkey drunk or nursing a Black Friday black eye from all of the shenanigan's that go on while finding a deal! Join us as we hunt down some upbeat goodness during the month of November! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/tspodcastofficial/support

(27) It's time to harvest "the most dangerous lame"! The hunt is on for two of the internets most feared sportsmen Chris and Corey! Ok... that's a lie, but these cool cats are ready to share two blood thirsty tales of hunting with all of you! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/tspodcastofficial/support

(26) Ghosts, demons and dumb asses! It's Halloween with your two sort-of favorite podcast hosts! Join us for some upbeat stories about our favorite fall season! So check your candy for thermonuclear warheads and buckle up for a spooky ride, because we're bringing the frights! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/tspodcastofficial/support

(25) Join us as we walk through the valley of the shadow of death... and see some pretty wild shit in the process! it's everyone's least looked forward to part of life... death! Come along for the ride as we share a couple spooky tales with you all! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/tspodcastofficial/support

(24) Oh boy! It's a new bonus show in the world of Tough Shit! Welcome to first official episode of "Talkin' Shit". We dig into a modern story involving a first world problem and share some... commentary and maybe talk some shit! So we hope you enjoy this new filler show to the filler show! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/tspodcastofficial/support

(23) IT'S LIKE RAAAAIN ON YOUR WEDDING DAY!!! Nope, It's a holy union of unfortunate shit is what it is! Join as as we un-tie the knot on two separate stories of hardship involving weddings! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/tspodcastofficial/support