Unhealthy Discourse

The duplicitous duo duel to decide which is most desirable: Rolling Rock (the beer)

Special guest episode with John! The trio debate ice cream cones

NEW SEASON OF UNHEALTHY DISCOURSE JUST DROPPED! Matt and Aarin are back! Listen while it's still free and we start charging people to listen to our phone calls! 4:58 - Gateway tugs 13:00 - Deep Peanutsverse Lore 33:00 - Big dustpan is shaking in their boots! 53:30 - Seeing Aaron Craft exactly where you expect… 54:30 - HUGE BASEBALL RETIREMENT NEWS Vanity is a crime of which we are guilty! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/unhealthy/support

Matt, Aarin, and special guest Maddie discuss and debate the wonders of dates (calendar, fruit, and romantic). They cover the Ethiopian calendar, the new beer and date diet, bad dates, and first day of school stories. Find out who wins! YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCWc6EGP0JMzTAXHvZETDjtg Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/unhealthydiscourse/ --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/unhealthy/support

Aarin and Matt debate 2 indulgences: coffee vs. toffee. Then give the listeners some healthy and unhealthy ways to deal with the winter blues and wrap things up with Super Bowl trivia. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/unhealthy/support

Aarin and Matt dive deep into crossbows and crosswords and answer your burning questions: why do crossbows exist? How many major movie franchises utilize crossbows? What lessons do we learn about life from crosswords? Then they talk about their dream book club members and New Years resolutions for other people. Support us: https://anchor.fm/unhealthy --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/unhealthy/support

The unflappable duo determine which is truest: carbon or carbonara? They also talk about Paul Volcker, the Corbillon Cup, and the Sub Atomic Giraffe Mammal Awards.  --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/unhealthy/support

Should we fire John Kim after this episode or keep him? The gang debates Christian Bale vs. Gareth Bale vs. hay bales and then talks about their pet peeves. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/unhealthy/support

March is here and that means Madness, and pocket monsters vs hot pockets. That's right, we're debating everyone's favorite monsters, Pokémon, and every 3rd grader's favorite snack, Hot Pockets. We also talk about your favorite television shows (probably) and draft hygiene products. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/unhealthy/support

Our heroes bravely foray into the inscrutable depths of debate. Which traps are superior: muscle vs. booby? Other subjects covered: What kind of parades are appropriate? How big is Hideki Matsui’s head? Which booby trap varieties are most effective? Grave digger stories Aarin reads her best Tweets from the past decade Hot fashion takes --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/unhealthy/support

The dynamic duo dutifully debates squirrels vs. Professor Quirrell and then tell each other their worst jokes. What a trip! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/unhealthy/support

Are all sandwiches just different styles of hot dogs? Aarin and Matt ponder deep philosophical questions such as this and talk about Aarin's dating life during quarantine. Support us: https://anchor.fm/unhealthy --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/unhealthy/support

The fearless duo plunge deep into the murky depths of debate to uncover the uncomfortable truth of which is superior: stickers or potstickers? Some topics of discussion: Is face-paint a form of make-up? We discover the “Sticker Quotient” which describes the proper objects to which stickers can be applied. Rechristening the “Harlot Equation”. We play a game. ALL APPS SHOULD HAVE A FEATURE TO MESSAGE YOURSELF!! What’s the new “I’m so awkward :(“? Matt fails miserably at Aarin’s game. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/unhealthy/support

In a novel audio forum, our brave duo parley the truer merits: naps or knapsacks? There must be a winner. What a conundrum! Lastly, but surely not leastly (please don't call me Shirley), our compadres inform the ignorant public of Greenland Sharks and their many idiosyncrasies. Toodaloo! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/unhealthy/support

Our emboldened colleagues not so fiercely debate which is the superior crescent: Fertile or Moon? Plus, Aarin relives all of her memories from the entire decade. Happy 2020! Remember to follow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/unhealthydiscourse/ --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/unhealthy/support

In this sultry episode of Unhealthy Discourse, we debate with much viscosity which crust is superior: Earth's or pizza. Then we introduce the scientific measures behind the WHORE EQUATION, rebrand "Santacon", and finish by sharing exclusive inside data into the world's first recorded calculation of foot-to-height ratios. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/unhealthy/support

In episode 3, Matt and Aarin subltely debate the validity of sunshine vs. the song "Pocket Full of Sunshine". A shocking twist reveals a surprise winner!! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/unhealthy/support

In episode 2, Matt and Aarin politely debate the pros and cons of airplane flights and tequila flights. They're judged by 2 special guests and you won't BELIEVE how they settle this tie!! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/unhealthy/support

In the inaugural Unhealthy Discourse podcast, Matt and Aarin vehemently debate the merits of flutes the drinking instrument vs. flutes the musical instrument. Plus, they rank dog names. FIND OUT WHO WINS! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/unhealthy/support

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