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Two girls in the wedding industry talk about wedding fails! We work hard to keep our wedding days smoothly, and are for the most part very fortunate. However, some people are not so lucky. From a crazy uncle, to an unfortunate accident, we want to hear it all!

Nicole Dion and Taylor Bond


    • Mar 10, 2020 LATEST EPISODE
    • infrequent NEW EPISODES
    • 35m AVG DURATION
    • 20 EPISODES


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    Stuck

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 10, 2020 38:13


    We now pronounce you Stuck. You can try walking down the aisle but sometimes you just get stuck.  Nicki tells a few mini-stories of attempts from wedding party peeps walking down the aisle. 

    Under Paid

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 3, 2020 36:37


    Season 2 Episode 2, a written in story from a photographer who was just starting out and the mistakes along the way of her first wedding.

    S2 Ep 1. Snowed Out

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 25, 2020 39:37


    The girls are back for season two of the mayhem! Taylor starts this season off with a story of a not so winter wonderland wedding. Followed by the girls getting into a heated discussion about animals at weddings.  We now pronounce this episode, Snowed Out

    Ep 17. Bustle

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 10, 2019 39:46


    The girls talk all things bustles this episode. Taylor currently works in a bridal studio and spills the tea on all the behind the scenes details of getting a dress. 

    Ep. 15 Wardrobe Malfunction

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 25, 2019 38:37


    Taylor tells a story the proved three strikes and you're out is not always the case while Nicki shares a short story on why it is important to always have a backup plan. We now pronounce this episode, Wardrobe Malfunction.

    Ep . 13 Caked

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 11, 2019 34:40


    Cake, Cake, Cake! Taylor does some digging on where traditions behind wedding cakes began. While Nicki tells stories of wedding day cake mishaps. 

    Ep. 16 Caught

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 4, 2019 30:18


    In this episode, the girls talk about couples caught cheating during weddings. Talk about a big YIKES. We now pronounce you... CAUGHT    

    Ep 12. On Pause

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 22, 2019 32:50


    The girls put all jokes aside this episode and get a little deep. 

    Ep. 14 Rabbi Jamison

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 16, 2019 43:33


    We now pronounce you hosts their first guest! Nicki invites her old coworker and they share a detailed story about their first wedding together which was a total mess that bonded the two for life. 

    Ep 11. Robbed

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 23, 2019 38:27


    In this episode, Taylor tells a story of sticky situation with a guest who was attending a wedding she was working. 

    EP. 10 Fairy Godmother

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 16, 2019 36:29


    Nicki tells a crazy story that happened to her with a bride this weekend. The girls continue to share stories of people who have saved the day in other similar situations.

    Ep. 9 Animals

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 11, 2019 35:31


    In this episode we share a series of mini stories about the wild behavior people suddenly have when free things are involved, or the lack of morals that are seen weekly at weddings. 

    Ep. 8 Sketchy AF

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 1, 2019 37:03


    Taylor tells a personal story of how she thought a groom was cat fishing her but a few rumchata shots later and a language barrier realization this wedding goes from shady to sweet. 

    Ep. 7 Fired

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 19, 2019 31:32


    We Now Pronounce this coordinator and made of honor... FIRED. A coordinator lets the day slip away from her and a made of honor chooses Disneyland over a wedding. Join us on this roller coaster of an episode.

    Ep. 6 Drugged

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 5, 2019 29:08


    The girls discuss the recent tragic wedding of two youtubers, along with weddings that involved drugs with two very different out comes. We now pronounce you, Drugged

    Ep. 5 That Guy

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 30, 2019 35:44


    Taylor and Nicki discuss a guy you will see at every wedding you attend, along with some recent wedding fails a mutual friend of theirs had.

    Ep. 1 Live And Loving It

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 24, 2019 34:23


    Welcome! It is our very first episode Nicki and Taylor introduce themselves and how they are involved in the Wedding Industry we also talk Bridezillas and how different Colorado to Texas Weddings are! 

    Ep. 2 Mother In Law Approved

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 24, 2019 26:33


    We are breaking down CRAZY MOTHERS from a mother of a bride who wore white to the wedding to a mother in law who forgot the bride's name! 

    Lost and Found

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 23, 2019 37:19


    A groomsmen goes missing the night before the wedding. Where was he and what happened on the wedding day? Taylor spills the tea for us.  

    Ep. 3 Shit Out of Luck

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 21, 2019 31:46


    A groom with a black eye, and a bride with spanx holding in other things than just fat rolls. We now pronounce this weeks episode, shit out of luck.

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