We Want Answers!

Liz & Carolyn read the internet's most “entitled" questions and useless answers about Chads & Karens, including “What does being a ‘Karen' mean?” and “Who is ‘Chad' and why are incels obsessed with him?” Got a topic suggestion? Contact us at wewantanswerspod@gmail.com or visit www.wewantanswerspod.com to fill out our contact form. Follow us on Instagram @wewantanswerspod, and please rate & review our little newborn baby podcast!

We're baaaack! Liz & Carolyn read the internet's most “fermented" questions and useless answers about Wine, including “What do I need to know to become pretentious about red wine?” and “What does prison wine taste like?”Got a topic suggestion? Contact us at wewantanswerspod@gmail.com or visit www.wewantanswerspod.com to fill out our contact form. Follow us on Instagram @wewantanswerspod, and please rate & review our little newborn baby podcast!

Liz & Carolyn read the internet's most “annoying" questions and useless answers about Pet Peeves, including “What is your pettiest pet peeve?”Got a topic suggestion? Contact us at wewantanswerspod@gmail.com or visit www.wewantanswerspod.com to fill out our contact form. Follow us on Instagram @wewantanswerspod, and please rate & review our little newborn baby podcast!

Liz & Carolyn read the internet's most “bridezilla" questions and useless answers about Weddings, including “What is the worst song to play at a wedding?” and “What was the most tasteless wedding you've ever been to?” Got a topic suggestion? Contact us at wewantanswerspod@gmail.com or visit www.wewantanswerspod.com to fill out our contact form. Follow us on Instagram @wewantanswerspod, and please rate & review our little newborn baby podcast!Portlandia Cool Wedding Sketch: https://youtu.be/thHu-oGl_d4

Liz & Carolyn read the internet's most “steamy & oily" questions and useless answers about Spas, including “Has anyone ever died from getting a Thai style massage?” and “Is it illegal to flirt with my massage therapist?” Got a topic suggestion? Contact us at wewantanswerspod@gmail.com or visit www.wewantanswerspod.com to fill out our contact form. Follow us on Instagram @wewantanswerspod, and please rate & review our little newborn baby podcast!Show Notes:SNL Papyrus Font Sketch: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jVhlJNJopOQ

Liz & Carolyn read the internet's most “clever" questions and useless answers about Life Hacks, including “What are some unethical life hacks?” and “What is a life hack that completely backfired on you?” Got a topic suggestion? Contact us at wewantanswerspod@gmail.com or visit www.wewantanswerspod.com to fill out our contact form. Follow us on Instagram @wewantanswerspod, and please rate & review our little newborn baby podcast!

Liz & Carolyn read the internet's most “dirty" questions and useless answers about Camping, including “If you were an inch tall, how would you build a campfire?” and “If you're camping, how do you legally urinate?”Got a topic suggestion? Contact us at wewantanswerspod@gmail.com or visit www.wewantanswerspod.com to fill out our contact form. Follow us on Instagram @wewantanswerspod, and please rate & review our little newborn baby podcast!

Liz & Carolyn read the internet's most “roomy" questions and useless answers about Roommates - including “How did your roommate make your life a living hell?” and “I caught my roommate with his private part in my purse. What do I do?” Got a topic suggestion? Contact us at wewantanswerspod@gmail.com or visit www.wewantanswerspod.com to fill out our contact form. Follow us on Instagram @wewantanswerspod, and please rate & review our little newborn baby podcast!

Liz & Carolyn read the internet's most “Swedish" questions and useless answers about IKEA - including “What is the best thing to eat at IKEA?” and “Why do you hate IKEA?” Got a topic suggestion? Contact us at wewantanswerspod@gmail.com or visit www.wewantanswerspod.com to fill out our contact form. Follow us on Instagram @wewantanswerspod, and please rate & review our little newborn baby podcast!

Liz & Carolyn read the internet's most “beardy" questions and useless answers about the Amish - including “Is it ok to dress Amish if you are not Amish?” and “Spiritually speaking, why do the Amish repress their women and not allow them to get Brazilian waxes?” Got a topic suggestion? Contact us at wewantanswerspod@gmail.com or visit www.wewantanswerspod.com to fill out our contact form. Follow us on Instagram @wewantanswerspod, and please rate & review our little newborn baby podcast!Show notes:Sword of Peace by Louisa M Bauman

In this very special episode, Liz & Carolyn honor the memory of Yahoo! Answers with a ceremonial recitation of the website's best and worst questions from over the years. Let's all pour one out for the homies as we cover classics from “How is babby formed?” and “How big is the specific ocean?” to “Do you think humans will ever walk on the sun?” and “Where can I buy a frog (not for sexual reasons)?” RIP Yahoo! Answers.Got a topic suggestion? Contact us at wewantanswerspod@gmail.com or visit www.wewantanswerspod.com to fill out our contact form. Follow us on Instagram @wewantanswerspod, and please rate & review our little newborn baby podcast!Discussion links:How is Prangent FormedLorde - Royals video

Liz & Carolyn read the internet's most “mystical" questions and useless answers about psychics & mediums - including “Can mediums talk to my dead dog?” and “Is the woman from Long Island Medium really a psychic?” Got a topic suggestion? Contact us at wewantanswerspod@gmail.com or visit www.wewantanswerspod.com to fill out our contact form. Follow us on Instagram @wewantanswerspod, and please rate & review our little newborn baby podcast!

Liz & Carolyn read the internet's most “whoooooaaaaaa..." questions and useless answers about 4/20 - including, obviously, “How do you plan on celebrating 420?”, "What does 420 friendly mean on Craigslist?", and "What is the deal with the date April 20, 2069 - why is it important?" Got a topic suggestion? Contact us at wewantanswerspod@gmail.com or visit www.wewantanswerspod.com to fill out our contact form. Follow us on Instagram @wewantanswerspod, and please rate & review our little newborn baby podcast!

Liz & Carolyn read the internet's most “sweaty” questions and useless answers about Health Clubs & Gyms - including “What do guys think when there's another guy changing in the locker room, and boom, he's wearing a thong?” and “Why does nobody talk to me at the gym?” Got a topic suggestion? Contact us at wewantanswerspod@gmail.com or visit www.wewantanswerspod.com to fill out our contact form. Follow us on Instagram @wewantanswerspod, and please rate & review our little newborn baby podcast!

Liz & Carolyn read the internet's most “stuffy” questions and useless answers about the Victorian Era - including “What are some things that were acceptable in Victorian times that we would find disgusting?” and “Why did Queen Victoria despise children?” Got a topic suggestion? Contact us at wewantanswerspod@gmail.com or visit www.wewantanswerspod.com to fill out our contact form. Follow us on Instagram @wewantanswerspod, and please rate & review our little newborn baby podcast!Links relevant to this episode:Caitlin Doughty - the incredible mortician and activist. Don't miss her amazing and super educational YouTube channel! We highly recommend all of her books:Smoke Gets in Your Eyes: And Other Lessons from the CrematoryFrom Here to Eternity: Traveling the World to Find the Good DeathWill My Cats Eat My Eyeballs? And Other Questions About Dead BodiesThe Casketeers (IMDB) - Watch it on Netflix! Maori funeral directors Francis and Kaiora Tipene and staff temper good humor with care and respect as they help Polynesian families cope with loss.

Liz & Carolyn read the internet's most “raunchy” questions and useless answers about Bachelor & Bachelorette Parties - including “If two men marry each other, do they each get their own individual bachelor party?” and “My friend cheated at his bachelor party, he said the sex was meaningless and didn't count. Is it still cheating?” Got a topic suggestion? Contact us at wewantanswerspod@gmail.com or visit www.wewantanswerspod.com to fill out our contact form. Follow us on Instagram @wewantanswerspod, and please rate & review our little newborn baby podcast!

Liz & Carolyn read the internet's most “dreamy” questions and useless answers about Dreams - including “What does a dream about a mongoose mean?” and “How can I force myself to have a nightmare?” Got a topic suggestion? Contact us at wewantanswerspod@gmail.com or visit www.wewantanswerspod.com to fill out our contact form. Follow us on Instagram @wewantanswerspod, and please rate & review our little newborn baby podcast!

It's our 13th episode, so you know what that means...Liz & Carolyn read the internet's most “unlucky” questions and useless answers about Superstitions - including “Why are white lighters considered bad luck?” and “Is it bad luck to have a piece of furniture of a relative who has passed away?” Got a topic suggestion? Contact us at wewantanswerspod@gmail.com or visit www.wewantanswerspod.com to fill out our contact form. Follow us on Instagram @wewantanswerspod, and please rate & review our little newborn baby podcast!

Liz & Carolyn read the internet's most "newborn" questions and useless answers about baby names - including "What are the most Texas-sounding baby names?" and "Has anyone ever stolen your baby name?" Got a topic suggestion? Contact us at wewantanswerspod@gmail.com or visit www.wewantanswerspod.com to fill out our contact form.

Liz & Carolyn read the internet's most “nerve-racking” questions and useless answers about Job Interviews - including “Is it okay to fart during a job interview?” and “What is your worst job interview experience?” We swear we made this one entertaining, despite the topic. Got a topic suggestion? Contact us at wewantanswerspod@gmail.com or visit www.wewantanswerspod.com to fill out our contact form. Follow us on Instagram @wewantanswerspod, and please rate & review our little newborn baby podcast!

Liz & Carolyn read the internet's most “flashy” questions and useless answers about Mardi Gras - including “Inappropriate comments by stilt walkers at Mardi Gras?” and “What should I substitute a baby in a king cake with?” Got a topic suggestion? Contact us at wewantanswerspod@gmail.com or visit www.wewantanswerspod.com to fill out our contact form. Follow us on Instagram @wewantanswerspod, and please rate & review our little newborn baby podcast!

Liz & Carolyn read the internet's most "captive-ating" questions and useless answers about Zoos - including "Which animal in a zoo is the most dangerous to keepers?" and "What kind of toys do large predators get at the zoo?"Got a topic suggestion? Contact us at wewantanswerspod@gmail.com or visit www.wewantanswerspod.com to fill out our contact form. Follow us on Instagram @wewantanswerspod, and please rate & review our little newborn baby podcast!

Liz & Carolyn read the internet's most "thrilling" questions and useless answers about Amusement Parks - including "What do psychopaths do on roller coasters?" and "Where can I have sex in Disneyland?" Got a topic suggestion? Contact us at wewantanswerspod@gmail.com or visit www.wewantanswerspod.com to fill out our contact form.Follow us on Instagram @wewantanswerspod, and please rate & review our little newborn baby podcast!

Liz & Carolyn read the internet's most “mile high” questions and useless answers about Air Travel - including “Is it illegal to wear a robe on a plane?” and “Can we poop in an airplane toilet?” Got a topic suggestion? Contact us at wewantanswerspod@gmail.com or visit www.wewantanswerspod.com to fill out our contact form. Follow us on Instagram @wewantanswerspod, and please rate & review our little newborn baby podcast!

Liz & Carolyn read the internet's most “catfishy” questions and useless answers about Online Dating - including “What's your nastiest Tinder date experience?” and “How is a dating site that caters only to farmers so successful?” Got a topic suggestion? Contact us at wewantanswerspod@gmail.com or visit www.wewantanswerspod.com to fill out our contact form. Follow us on Instagram @wewantanswerspod, and please rate & review our little newborn baby podcast!

Liz & Carolyn read the internet's most “spooky” questions and useless answers about Ghosts - including “Has anybody been haunted by a Goodwill item?” and “How to get a ghost girlfriend?” Got a topic suggestion? Contact us at wewantanswerspod@gmail.com or visit www.wewantanswerspod.com to fill out our contact form. Follow us on Instagram @wewantanswerspod,  and please rate & review our little newborn baby podcast!

Liz & Carolyn read the internet's most "permanent" questions and useless answers about Tattoos - including "Should I get the teardrop tattoo underneath my left eye?" and "My girlfriend got my name tattooed. What's the 'best' way to end the relationship?" Got a topic suggestion? Contact us at wewantanswerspod@gmail.com or visit www.wewantanswerspod.com to fill out our contact form. Follow us on Instagram @wewantanswerspod, and please rate & review our little newborn baby podcast!

Liz & Carolyn read the internet's most "cosmic" questions and useless answers about Astrology - including  "What zodiac sign is the most dangerous?" and "Is it possible to change zodiac signs?" Do you have a topic suggestion, bad advice, or need to vent? Contact us at wewantanswerspod@gmail.com or visit www.wewantanswerspod.com to fill out our contact form. Follow us on Instagram @wewantanswerspod, and please rate & review our little newborn baby podcast!

Liz & Carolyn read the internet's most "manipulative" questions and useless answers about Multi-Level Marketing companies - including "Do women still have Tupperware parties?" and "Is it okay for a straight married guy to wear LuLaRoe leggings in public?"Do you have a topic suggestion, bad advice, or need to vent? Contact us at wewantanswerspod@gmail.com or visit www.wewantanswerspod.com to fill out our contact form.Follow us on Instagram @wewantanswerspod, and please rate & review our little newborn baby podcast!

Liz & Carolyn read the internet's most "microwaved" questions and useless answers about Chain Diners & Restaurants - including  "Can you go to Olive Garden and just eat breadsticks?" and "Is Souplantation better than Hometown Buffet?" Got a topic suggestion? Contact us at wewantanswerspod@gmail.com or visit www.wewantanswerspod.com to fill out our contact form.Follow us on Instagram @wewantanswerspod, and please rate & review our little newborn baby podcast!

Coming soon: We Want Answers! Podcast. Hosts Liz & Carolyn read you the internet's most _________ questions, and useless answers! Listen in each week as we cover topics from astrology, tattoos, MLMs, chain restaurants, dating apps, and everything in between. Subscribe today and find us on instagram @wewantanswerspod.Got a topic suggestion? Contact us at wewantanswerspod@gmail.com or visit www.wewantanswerspod.com to fill out our contact form.