We've Got No Idea What We're Gonna Say!

We've Got No Idea What We're Gonna Say!

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Ben Simmons and Nick Murphy's 20 minute bi-monthly podcast with no preparation whatsoever!

Ben Simmons and Nick Murphy


    • Nov 19, 2019 LATEST EPISODE
    • infrequent NEW EPISODES
    • 20m AVG DURATION
    • 20 EPISODES


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    s4-12 - Season 4 is Terminated

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 19, 2019 20:00


    As season four draws to a close, we remember all those good times over the whole season of 12 episodes. Who'd have thought, when we started season 4 just five years ago, that the end would come so soon. Here's to the future. And season 5. And the Terminator movie sequels.

    s4-11 - Sweets for my Sweet

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 9, 2018 20:00


    Ben and Nick get sticky and sugary while maintaining proper oral hygieneIf you've ever wanted to know what Nick found on a Chess Grandmaster's computer or what Ben got up to at University, then listen and learn my beautiful friends, listen and learn!

    s4-10 - Stick a finger up it

    Play Episode Listen Later May 11, 2017 20:00


    The boys are back, with the tenth episode of series four of their awarded non-winning podcast.We discuss castings, we discuss hotels, and we suprise Adam Jenkins by speaking to him.

    s4-09 - Chessington World of Prize

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 9, 2017 20:00


    Live (not dead) from the South Wimbledon Studios, Ben & Nick are back with more insights into the world.If you want to hear about Donald Trump, training Priests, and animals with eyes - you've come to the right place. You may regret it, but it is the right place...

    s4-08 - Unexpected Grievances with Taylor Swift, Beyoncé, and Benedict Cumberbatch *

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 8, 2016 20:00


    *Guests may or may not actually be appearing*. Ben and Nick are excitedly presenting from their brand new South Wimbledon studios, and discuss the state of the world, Philosophy, and why Nick holds a grudge.

    s4-07 - The Trustworthy Brothers

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 22, 2016 20:00


    Ben and Nick are back, and are spreading their brand or trustworthiness to another amazing podcast. Nick talks about passwords, but don't let that put you off. Ben talks about his love of the board game Stratego, but don't let that turn you on.

    s4-06 - Peeing in the Deadpool

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 15, 2016 20:00


    In a nod to the late (not dead, just unpunctual) great Barry Norman, Ben & Nick talk about all the crazy things they get up to.LIke going to an early evening viewing at the cinema. Or complaining about kids nowadays.Party on everyone. Party on...

    s4-05 - It's Not Worth-ing It

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 5, 2016 19:54


    Because pre-recording the podcast means less work for them, Ben & Nick pre-recorded a large portion of this podcast.Ben was performing in Cinderella in the seaside town of Worthing over Christmas 2015, and we interviewed some of the poor people who had to appear on stage beside him.Ben & Nick are joined by the fabulous Matt Evers & Mark Read, then the wonderful Camilla Sacre-Dallerup.Nick did nothing special all Christmas.Except this.

    s4-04 - Milk & More Dogging

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 19, 2015 19:58


    Ben and Nick use the power of the internet and time-travel to combine a new podcast with a previous podcast guest!Kylie Butler brings her breasts into our Trafford Centre studious, and we'd like you to listen to those breasts.

    s4-03 - Weirdy or Beardy

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 9, 2015 20:00


    Ben and Nick moved in together, and it all went quiet.Too quiet.What the hell are they up to..?...Well - Nick grew a beard, and Ben didn't want to.That's about it.

    s4-02 - I'll off white

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 11, 2014


    A little more than one year after the original recording, Ben & Nick present their podcast live from the Isle of Wight 2013. Amazing event, awesome star guests, and quite a lot of booze.Here they come, direct to your ears!

    s4-01 - Squeak

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 20, 2014 20:00


    In the words of Martin Luther King:"Ben and Nick have made it to Season 4 of their podcast"He was a bit weird like that.He had a dream though.So did we.It made us cry.This is our podcast about it.**This episode is in fact a normal podcast interview with comedian Joe Pasquale, and has nothing to do with dreams or Martin Luther King.

    s3-12 - Team WGNI

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 12, 2012 20:00


    2012 was a great year for Britain. The Diamond Jubilee, the Olympics, and in honour of all that makes Britain great, we offer up this podcast. For Britain. For Her Majesty. For the Glory. Oh, and it's three months late.

    s3-11 - The Drunkcast

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 2, 2012 20:00


    We've talked about it, and now it happened. We were drunk. We're sorry.

    s3-10 - Shattered Bonds

    Play Episode Listen Later May 22, 2012 20:00


    When looking for an hot girl to return to the cosy space between Ben & Nick, who better than Lainy Scott?! She's funny, attractive, good to chat to, and likes football. In many ways she's the perfect woman. We quite like her.

    s3-09 - MiddleSex

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 30, 2012 20:00


    Having finally escaped from his restraining device on the end of the phone line, Adam Jenkins rushes to join his old comrades-in-alms Ben & Nick. The first ever RETURNING studio-guest returns and is funny. Then we started recording him and it all went right.

    s3-08 - Cereal Killers

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 28, 2012 20:00


    When two boys in the prime of their life are left alone, with the whole of London at their doorstep, a world of possibilities just moments away - what do you expect will happen? Drunken debauchery? Drug-fuelled histeria? Catatonic guilt-free sex with multiple partners? No, they discuss their favourite breakfast cereal. Seriously.

    s3-07 - Voice Males

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 4, 2012 20:00


    Is there a more heavenly, ethereal sound than two idiots talking? Of course there is. However, returning to their roots (with a bottle of hair dye) Ben & Nick sit down in front of a microphone: Scriptless Guestless Witless

    s3-06 - Through the Mangle

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 19, 2012 20:00


    Some said it would never happen. Some said it could never happen. But around ELEVEN YEARS after their groundbreaking show "A Musical Showcase", the team behind the original "Be Manic Productions" are reunited to the delight of their millions of fans. Oh, and Ben, Mandi and Nick recorded a podcast as well.

    s3-05 - The Poisoned Challis

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 4, 2012 20:00


    Marleeeeeeene! No, we haven't gone (more) mental. But we have been joined by legendary actor John Challis, from such shows as "Only Fools & Horses" and "The Green Green Grass". Not only that, we're in Weston-super-Mare. It literally (and figuratively) doesn't get any better than this...

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