YEA Talk

Paul rambles about: - Not getting packages and maritime economics - Homeless strategies and girl scout cookies - Brail vs all handles - End of COVID, pitchers of water and drunk people - What to bring to the BBQ - Shirts and his idea for Long Johns

Paul rants about: - His missing package order and scooby doo - IG Fathers day posts - US Open - Is cheese based on where its made or who makes it - the perfect age to die at

Paul gives takes on: - comparing his life to the movie Casino - "Body like Adonis" and really was Adonis - streaming services and food delivery services - unruly neighbors, Shutter Island lady around my building

Note: Podcast had to be re-uploaded for full content; shoutout to the Yea Talk SuperFans for noticing the cut off Paul rambles about: - being confused about the definition of bootylicious - awards for barbers, bartenders, and "working" dads - should women have height requirements for men they date; how to make your kid a CEO - What to look for in M&A investments - jobs where your family harasses you for advice

Paul ponders the following questions: - Cinco de mayo parties and how to put together a swing set? - Why can you draft a whole fantasy football team in 2 hours but the draft takes 6 days for 4 players? - Carbon footprint buffet? - Will terrorist claim the thumbs up gesture? - Difference between the hamptons and jersey shore? - Buffett, bitcoin, robinhood?  

Paul discusses: - why car alarms don't make sense, ringtones, phone apps - Super League sports - Could you beat up your grandfather if you were the same age? - Crypto and pregnant 30 year old ladies - Time travel - Free run at weddings

Paul discussions: - Being less passive aggressive and if Steve Jobs got into heaven - Vito and Carmela Corleone and the Godfather book - How his grandmother hates his gifts, handwarmers, iphone classes - fighting 50 scorpions, one T-rex or a giraffe

Paul talks about: - Passive aggressive family meetings; handwarmers that blow your fingers off - Pound vs hashtags - taxes and daylight savings - International waters, fake fish, and how the plot in fish movies is in the title

Paul discusses: - Saturday Night Fever being rape-y - Donating your body to science and ending up in a museum - aliens vs ghosts - transgender dogs, wedding parties, sports playoffs

Paul debates the following topics with himself: - If you try to be a nicer person for Lent, can you be too nice where everyone thinks you went to rehab - Are headaches a symptom for everything hurting condition (happy breadcrumbing season) - Does being an deadbeat dad making your kid successful, s/o Jeff Bezos - Can you fake to know Brail and fake being an XFL player

Paul ponders about: - do dogs get dehydrated? - SuperBowl and vaccine chasers - The Night stalker, all stalkers, chicks dig hobos - Growing Pains, Jeremy Miller stalkers, Kirk Cameron religion movies - Rex Ryan foot and Armie Hammer human rib fetishes and what they could do to dispel the rumors (?)

Paul talks about recent news in the stock market and: - confuses himself - probably confuses you - short sells and squeezes

Paul talks about: - putting "spins" on the National Anthem and ketchup - disdain for the Untuckit guy and using paper plates if you make your date dinner - Pre-nups, the Jessica Simpson "porker" clause, and a divorce game show - Not understanding sports analytics

Paul talks mainly to himself about: - not trying to die after you say something stupid (like this podcast) - putting things in terms you understand and doomsday preppers - Washington attacks, your dad hyping vacation, bachelor party travels, the Patriot/Braveheart, and Scarface - olives - why pitchmen (people) are crazier than cage fighters

Paul gives unprofessional advice on: - probating and discussing a will - reading food labels and Irish coffee - merger arbitrage - inconsistency of mac & cheese

Paul gives his opinions on: - Which Christmas movies are for kids and adults (#1 vs #2) - How does one become an art historian? - Why use a gun shot to start races - Mount Rushmore of appetizers - Why Santa can and should steal your girl

Paul clamors about: - christmas cards, charcuterie boards, IG and lunchables - ZZ top and storing money in your underwear - wearing shorts under sweatpants to be basketball ready - streaming services, sharing passwords and Bill Nye

Paul talks about: - calling yourself the "original" butcher - why the movie ELF sucks - trying to get typed casted in a movie - "Aftershock" book review - having your wife/husband in your profile pic

Paul rambles about: - naming your kids in a scheme - holiday commercials and Hobby Lobby - The Masters - Where did all the dog catchers go

Paul mainly discusses random wedding topics: - splits his tux pants and saves a gentleman's life - some lady at the wedding brunch tells him he's boring - doesn't understand why weddings have "speak now or forever hold your peace"

Paul rambles about: - "a portion of the proceeds" and donation scams - Presidents only being remembered for one thing and furries - Zoom meetings and crawling to Boston

Paul gives takes on: - how everything affects the poor - crosswalks and vitamins - Jabba Walkers (?) - Chinese menus and covid

Paul discusses: - Baptism gifts - Mirrors/tvs above your bed - Powerpoint presentations and debates - Backpacks and front lawns

Paul rambles about: - wild dogs, house cats, and pizza - gender reveals - pressure, gravity, pipes, digging mines - election technology and pumpkin season

Paul connects the dots on: -wearing a onesie to the bathroom -cuffing seaon -the "stay at home" investing trend -handicapping pro sports

Paul rambles about: - when is it proper to reverse park - cults and pineapple signaling - joining a country club - getting your friends to go camping with booze - wedding/haggle season

Paul gives insights on: Paul gives insights on: -natural disaster research -birth control and wildfires -movie soundtracks -how to sneak a date into a wedding -dog names

Paul talks about: - Hurricane tarps and the absence of hurricane facts - Not understanding news - Stock splits - Never nudes and wearing shorts to the shower

Paul sweats it out in the penthouse while discussing: - potential business ideas - hot summer drink recommends and sunscreen (spf?) - not understanding large numbers or yachts - COVID comparisons

Paul ramble on about: - golf metaphors - the Danny Devito theory - spreading mayo and brick laying - not learning past age 75

Paul gives a subtle take on: - Public vs private schools - Lou Pearlman/P Diddy/reality shows - Free birthday stuff - Walking desks

Paul gives insight and answers questions on; - COVID/phone apps/charities that suck - sports coming back - coasting on family success/getting paid/anthrax - fake it til you make it

Paul chats about: -Dipping his toe into trends and no cell phone -Going into space -Poppin Fresh aka the Pillsbury Doughboy

Paul talks about the following topics: - how the podcast is like pregnant ladies and omelettes - making bacon and info-mmercials - barbershops and the best time for a haircut - golf and sports coming back

Paul gives his thoughts on: -The current situation of the nation - yelling at his grandkids about Netflix and Wikipedia - Will businesses survive - Smart dogs  

Paul discusses: Cutting his own hair documentaries on everyday life Old guys, wars, and lawns Levels of fame  

Paul talks about: -Open containers and lawlessness -How to value a stock -Wawa vs Sheets and Medieval Times -How to pee -Will COVID affect cuffing season?

Paul talks about: Nature pile on Using Corona to your advantage Wedding party size Spike in kids with bad teeth

Paul takes questions including revisiting Brail, best quarantine meme, and Olympic poop. 

Paul talks about animal facts and dictators. 

Paul discusses predicting the future, Brail, and hotdog buns.

Paul dissects feel good sports movie, Tiger King vs McMillions, and WFH tips

Paul addresses the re-do guy, shanks vs shivs, Tiger King, and the $1,200 stimulus.

Paul talks about doing your part, being worse than the inventor of corona virus, calling someone your gf/bf, and rethinks m/k/b

Paul talks the corona virus, Golden locks, food rankings, and sweatpants

Paul moans about judging things by the way they look, your friends not supporting your business, and why dads take all the blame

Paul the corona virus and hooking up, getting a twin sized bed when you're married, and if grandmothers use analytics for candy.

Paul discusses not knowing holiday names, bang, family, kill (its a family show), and how you rank your hoodies.

Paul discusses China vs Japan, half time shows and hotdog guns, and Valentines Day dates.

Paul rambles about the Super Bowl, emotional support bees, and losing his shoe.

Paul discusses a system to be able to raise kids, math skills that may end him up in jail, stripper skills, and what can be said on the documentary of his life.