You Dumb Bastard

This segment was recorded on Friday after a long week of bullshit. You Dumb Bastards relate, sometimes you just need to get shit off your chest. So thanks for listening Y'all. Song: Ain't No Mountain High Enough Artist: Marvin Gaye & Tammi Terrell

Siener, Juice, and Mexican Larry are the bombastic trifecta that brought you this podcast. Act casual.... Artist: Metallica Song: Atlas, Rise!

This is the longest podcast we've ever done. There's a lot going on in this one. Sit back, relax, get your favorite snack and beverage and enjoy the show. Song: One Hundred Mile High City Artist: Ocean Colour Scene

While we lost Ginger Raptor Leeka to an intense game of 4 man chess again. We found a Mexican Larry to be on the podcast. This show is sponsored by no one, because we are not that cool. Artist: Stiltskin Song: Inside

It's a warm Friday in Cincinnati. Most people would drive to the local ice cream dispensary and get their favorite tasty treat, but these dumb bastards decided to sit on a hot bus and talk about a bunch of bull shit. This podcast was produced exclusively on my Samsung Galaxy S7 while drinking Moscow Mules in my pool. Happy Friday you dumb bastards! Song: 6 Underground Artist: Sneaker Pimps

Dr. Birthday is back and quiet as ever. Siener talks about his upcoming concert and trip to Chicago. Juice gets a Tijuana Mama. Artist: Soundgarden Song: Black Holed Sun

We're back on a Friday. Sorry we've got lives too you dumb bastards. We talk restaurant behavior, how to not coach a softball team, and why was it so hard to find left-handed gloves in the 90's. Artist: Jay and the Americans Song: Come A Little Bit Closer

The guys bash a couple Larry's and gossip about a few more. We're all a bunch of gossiping dumb bastards at heart. Why else would you be listening to us? Thanks to all the fans subscribing to our Instagram and Twitter. We love hearing from you. Artist: Cheap Trick Song: Surrender

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This week's podcast starts off a little slow (sorry for the audio quality). Cousin Eric stops by to talk politics with Siener. Juice and Dr. Birthday indulge in leftover tacos from Tuesday while bribing Siener with a snow come machine. Leeka stops in part two to give us a summary of his Red Cross mission to Haiti. Artist: Blue Swede Song: Hooked on a Feeling

Siener snd Black have the most delicious burgers from Burgerfi and won't stop talking about it. Juice introduces the purge to the workplace. Dr. Birthday talks about his brief college career. Artist: George Harrison Song: My Sweet Lord

Black, Juice, and Siener talk about gas station food, High school, and kids. Leeka is on a Red Cross tour of Haiti and Dr. Birthday was holding out for a managment position and couldn't make the podcast. Artist: Montell Jordan Song: This is How We Do It

The guys reflect on a controversial local incident, only to then segway onto global issues. Siener's parental units are questioned. There is only so far a Catholic school education can take you. Apparently much higher than government work. Artist: The New Radicals Song: You Get What You Give

Juice rehashes his wrestling career, his tattoos, and his juggalo lifestyle. Siener is threatened repeatedly by Leeka with a knife. Black successfully defends his deadbeat dad. Bonus Raw JJ recording at the end. Artist: Korn ft. Skrillex Song: Get Up!

We had so much fun on Wednesday we decided to do it again on Thursday. Juice has a bad experience with the health insurance and blames Siener Black graces us with his presence only to argue with Juice. Leeka eats half a pizza and a bag of Cheeto fries. (proof on the You Dumb Bastard Instagram). Artist: Jamiroquai Song: Automaton

The Chris' argue over how affective our HR department and our insurance is. Siener wins by a landslide. Juice talks more about the juggalo life and critics Siener's company politics. Dr. birthday recaps his birthday weekend. Artist: Bloodlust Song: Civil war (feat. Dave Mustain)

Juice comes in pouting hard. About what? We still don't know. Dr. Birthday talks about hurting for love and breaking the dry spell. The guys come up with a fool-proof plan to solve the heroin epidemic. Artist: Tool Song: Hooker With a Penis

Siener returns from a long 2 week stint on third shift and discusses his vacation plans. Juice vents about no child left behind laws and digs into Catholic corruption. Leeka tells us about the best Cheetos ever made and Dr. Birthday makes it wierd. Artist: Ace Frehley Song: Insane

This show is brought to you by: Diesel engines. Creating white noise for your podcast since 1893. The Delicatessen. Order by price or by pound, we don't care we just want to get rid of this meat before it goes bad. And Larry's everywhere. With out you we would have nothing to talk about. Artist: Metallica Song: Whiplash

The guys sit around the table discussing the various ways to eat food and other topics.

Juice and leeka discuss their old carpooling days. Black defends his dead beat dad against Juice again. We continue ask a black guy with Dr. Birthday. The guys also play a game of Marry, Fuck, kill but no one has the heart to kill so they change the game.

Just a random Thursday lunch hour recorded for your listening pleasure.

The guys talk about their parties at President Larry's house. Juice rants about Black's ass crack and getting screwed on his taxes. Dr. Birthday discusses his birthday suit.

Juice is back with a vengeance. Black and him air out their differences about Starbucks. Dr. Birthday gives us his secrets to a healthy lifestyle. And we kick off a new segment entitled "Dumb Bastard of the week".

A special one on one time with Juice. After getting some things off his chest, Juice fills you dumb bastards in on the latest news about our podcast.

Juice is out sick so we discuss the proper way to order milk with out him. Black and Chris butcher history and bore the rest of the Larry's to death.

Frankenlarry tells about his adult circumcision. Juice takes a beating on his beard. Black rambles about 20 year old movies and the guys almost hatch a plan to take shaky Larry's guns away. (One Larry was harmed a long time ago in making this podcast but he's over it.)

So you probably have a Larry or two in your life? Well we have a company full of them. (No Larry's were harmed in the making of this podcast)

Black sits with us and talks about the huge set of balls he saw in the shower as a child. Dr. birthday has a stroke. Things get out of hand at the local brewery and Juice doesn't know what to cook for his daughters class project.

This is an edited version of our debut podcast.