Your French Fries are Drowning

We discuss an elaborate prank on 1980's heterosexual America. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/frenchfries/support

With special guest muppet: Andy White --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/frenchfries/support

We can't keep it a secret anymore... we're coming out of the elevator. Whoa yeah. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/frenchfries/support

Gimme the wet bag, party nogs, celebration eggs, Frankie Snackers, Rodney Candies... the gang's all here. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/frenchfries/support

Special guest star Mike Davis via satellite --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/frenchfries/support

Ted's Excellent Matrix starring David Lee Roth. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/frenchfries/support

Kenny Snarzyk tries to help us figure out this weird Dio fever dream. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/frenchfries/support

Is Die Hard a Xmas movie?? Who gives a shit, dork! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/frenchfries/support

Chuck Norris sucks. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/frenchfries/support

Kenny is back for an episode full of tricks, lies, and hurt feelings. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/frenchfries/support

We talk about the music video for These Dreams by Heart. Yeah, we don't know what this podcast is about anymore either. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/frenchfries/support

We watched Spawn. Do not watch Spawn. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/frenchfries/support

Andy White is back with a demolition plan for a very special 30th episode. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/frenchfries/support

Talkin some Schwarzenegger, talkin more beef. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/frenchfries/support

The 1991 Brian Bosworth movie, not the Wrestler. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/frenchfries/support

After 27 episodes, this is the very first one that Sylvester Stallone doesn't get mentioned in. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/frenchfries/support

If you make it to the end of this you deserve a trophy. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/frenchfries/support

We have the script for Roadhouse and we're reading the entire fucking thing. Mike Davis joins. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/frenchfries/support

The big bang of goddamn action movies. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/frenchfries/support

Special guest star: Andy White --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/frenchfries/support

Special backyard episode with Kenny Snaryzk --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/frenchfries/support

Mike Davis joins us to talk about the greatest love story of all time. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/frenchfries/support

Special guest star: Andy White --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/frenchfries/support

Two guys who are not in a pool talk about the new Bob Odenkirk movie. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/frenchfries/support

We made Scott Fogelbach watch a Steven Seagal movie. Fuck you, Scott. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/frenchfries/support

Give it to me. Give it to me. Give it to me. Give it to me. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/frenchfries/support

With special guest star: Andy White --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/frenchfries/support

With special guest star: Kenny Snarzyk --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/frenchfries/support

Get over here, I guess. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/frenchfries/support

Commentary chunks by commentary hunks --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/frenchfries/support

With special guest star: Mike Davis --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/frenchfries/support

Will two giant cartoon monsters punching each other be cool? --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/frenchfries/support

10th episode! Stop touching! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/frenchfries/support

Guns out, buns out. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/frenchfries/support

A bunch of wet mullet slow motion bullshit. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/frenchfries/support

Who made who? The answer is cocaine. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/frenchfries/support

With special guest star: Scott Fogelbach --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/frenchfries/support

Nicolas Cage as John Travolta as Nicolas Cage. It's gonna get confusing. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/frenchfries/support

Did this movie just confirm the existence of pizzagate? Probably not. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/frenchfries/support

We talk about the new Rambo. Spoiler alert: it rips. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/frenchfries/support

Take us awaaaayyyyyyy! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/frenchfries/support

Ben and Rick give this thing a test run with one of their best pals, Marion Cobretti. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/frenchfries/support