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This week, Thomas Smith joins us for an atheist review of Flywheel, the story of... a flywheel. And a guy. And that's pretty much as much of a plot description as it earns. --- Be sure to check Thomas Smith out on Opening Arguments (https://openargs.com/) , Serious Inquiries Only (https://seriouspod.com/) , Philosophers in Space (https://0gphilosophy.libsyn.com/) , and Comedy Shoeshine (https://comedyshoeshine.com/) . --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist (https://audioboom.com/channel/scathing-atheist) , The Skepticrat (https://audioboom.com/channel/the-skepticrat) , Citation Needed (http://citationpod.com/) , and D&D Minus (https://danddminus.libsyn.com/) . Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/?fref=ts All our other music was written and performed by Morgan Clarke. To hear more from him, check him out here: https://www.morganclarkemusic.com/
Thomas lets loose that he saw Avenders Engegame and the dudes have a family ending fight about it. Don't worry though, the religion of Comedy Shoeshine is no spoilers so there aren't any spoilers. Even for stupid stuff. Anyway also some other miscellaneous things. Extra long episode so boners for everyone!
Sam and Thomas are now in charge of putting on the second Fyre Festival and they're a little stressed about it. Also RIP obdopi.
This week, Thomas Smith joins us for an atheist review of "One More Round", which its makers describe as "Basically, the Christian version of Rocky"; in what be the most unwarranted confidence of all time. --- Check out Thomas's cornucopia of shows: [Opening Arguments](https://openargs.com/) [Serious Inquiries Only](https://seriouspod.com/) [Philosophers in Space](https://0gphilosophy.libsyn.com/) [Comedy Shoeshine](https://comedyshoeshine.com/) --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/?fref=ts All our other music was written and performed by Morgan Clarke. To hear more from him, check him out here: https://www.morganclarkemusic.com/
Sam is once again on some sort of trip thing and met an Australian mate, and Thomas has a bunch of crap about novels and dentists. Oh also we release our official Comedy Shoeshine podcast statement on the president feeding Clemson fast food.
Today's show starts out with a major Comedy Shoeshine official apology. We really stepped in it. Then we talk about a bunch of funny stuff including Sam's old job, call centers in India, dad pants, and probably some other stuff.
This week, Thomas Smith joins us for an atheist review of "New World Order", the story of a bunch of people waiting around for a plot to break out. --- Check out more of Thomas Smith on [Serious Inquiries Only](https://seriouspod.com/), The [Opening Arguments](https://openargs.com/) Podcast, [Philosophers in Space](https://0gphilosophy.libsyn.com/), and [Comedy Shoeshine](https://comedyshoeshine.com/). --- If you’d like to pick up a copy of our latest ebook; Diatribes Volume 2: 50 More Essays from a Scathing Atheist, you can find it here: https://www.amazon.com/Diatribes-Essays-Scathing-Atheist-Presents-ebook/dp/B06XQTJT4R --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/?fref=ts All our other music was written and performed by Morgan Clarke. To hear more from him, check him out here: https://soundcloud.com/morgandclarke
Thomas has some thoughts on being a naked robot in Westworld, Sam has tales of giraffe disposal and how we're all in a zoo and people can't think clearly. It's Comedy and it's a Shoeshine. It's a Comedy Shoeshine.
Hey yo everybuday, it's a Comedy Shoeshine. Same stuff different day.
With every download of the Comedy Shoeshine podcast you're entitled to one free dark web scan. It's just as effective as anyone else's dark web scans. We've got not 1, not 2, not 75, but 4 commercials to make fun of!!!! It's playoff football and that means we're stuck watching shitty commercials all day. But before that, Sam's got a tremendous doctor story for ya. He went to get nothing done about his back.
In this fun, pre-Thanksgiving episode, we delve into a number of interesting topics. We begin with the popular (if much maligned by Thomas) card game "Cards Against Humanity" and their pitch to "save America." Are you surprised that it turns into a deep dive about eminent domain? (You shouldn't be.) After that, Andrew answers a listener question about whether, in fact, there are "magic words" in the law. How does this relate to the infamous lawyer dog? Listen and find out! Next, the guys discuss Trump's secret war on the judiciary, beginning with a judge less qualified than Thomas and most OA listeners. It's depressing! It's true! It's... depressing. The episode closes with the answer to Thomas Takes the Bar Exam Question #50 involving hot rods, cruisin', and assault with a deadly car hood. Don't forget to following our Twitter feed (@Openargs) and like our Facebook Page so that you too can play along with #TTTBE! Recent Appearances Andrew was a return guest on Episode 7 of the How-To Heretic Podcast; give it a listen! Show Notes & Links Check out Cards Against Humanity Saves America! Oh, and afterwards, give Episode 52 of Comedy Shoeshine a listen and hear how Thomas really feels about adult Apples-to-Apples! You can read this Washington Post story about the infamous "lawyer dog" by clicking here. And, of course, you can always read Kelo v. City of New London, 545 U.S. 469 (2005). Support us on Patreon at: patreon.com/law Follow us on Twitter: @Openargs Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/openargs/ And email us at openarguments@gmail.com
SPECIAL CHRISTMAS GIFT! This is normally for Patrons only, but we wanted to gift our non-patronizing listeners a gift and a sample of what they might be missing over at patreon.com/law!! Behold the majesty of what you are about to receive. This is, hands down, the worst legal movie ever made. From the opening credits to the cheesy ending voice-over, literally everything this movie has to say about the law is completely and utterly wrong. Yes, for our first Patreon movie reward, we suffered through all 2 hours and 34 minutes of The Firm (1993), which chronicles the amazing journey of Mitch McDeere (Tom Cruise), an I'm-no-idealist Harvard Law grad who refuses to break some imaginary law he thinks exists regarding attorney-client privilege, but has no problems with extortion, illegal wiretapping, fraud, and kicking a 92-year-old man to death. Come for the crazy legal subplot that can be solved in two seconds! Stay for the crazy second legal subplot that gets introduced for the first time right after most movies are rolling the credits! Stay even longer to watch the epic Tom Cruise-Wilford Brimley fight to the death! Special guest: Sam from Comedy Shoeshine. --------- Support us on Patreon at: patreon.com/law Follow us on Twitter: @Openargs Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/openargs/ And email us at openarguments@gmail.com
Thanks to our guest, Thomas from Thomas and The Bible, Atheistically Speaking, Comedy Shoeshine, Opening Arguments....and probably ten more podcasts we can't remember... Congrats to Thomas for finally finishing The Bible, check out his video here: Stories covered in the episode: Join us and the GAM crew in Chicago Jan 13th. The show is selling out fast! Li'l Despots - Thanks Kernan! How to actually drink Eggnog:
Thanks to our guest, Thomas from Thomas and The Bible, Atheistically Speaking, Comedy Shoeshine, Opening Arguments….and probably ten more podcasts we can’t remember… Congrats to Thomas for finally finishing The Bible Stories covered in this episode: Women’s Groups Challenge New Texas Abortion Restrictions Alex Jones: ‘Hillary Clinton Has Personally Murdered And Chopped Up And Raped’... The post Episode 332: Thomas and the Apocrypha first appeared on Cognitive Dissonance the Podcast.
Thanks to our guest, Thomas from Thomas and The Bible, Atheistically Speaking, Comedy Shoeshine, Opening Arguments....and probably ten more podcasts we can't remember... Congrats to Thomas for finally finishing The Bible, check out his video here: Stories covered in the episode: Join us and the GAM crew in Chicago Jan 13th. The show is selling out fast! Li'l Despots - Thanks Kernan! How to actually drink Eggnog:
Thanks to Jake Farr-Wharton from Imaginary Friendshow, Noah and Heath from Scathing Atheist, and Thomas from Atheistically Speaking, Comedy Shoeshine and Thomas and the Bible, for joining us and celebrating 200 episodes. All the podcasters that joined us:
Thanks to Jake Farr-Wharton from Imaginary Friendshow, Noah and Heath from Scathing Atheist, and Thomas from Atheistically Speaking, Comedy Shoeshine and Thomas and the Bible, for joining us and celebrating 200 episodes. All the podcasters that joined us:
Thanks for David from My Book of Mormon, Adam from The Herd Mentality, Andy from Inkredulous and Michael from Be Reasonable for joining us. : : : : Next week - Thomas from Thomas and the Bible, Atheistically Speaking and Comedy Shoeshine, Heath and Noah from the Scathing Atheist and Jake from Imaginary Friends Show. To see the video or the image go to dissonancepod.com.
Thanks for David from My Book of Mormon, Adam from The Herd Mentality, Andy from Inkredulous and Michael from Be Reasonable for joining us. : : : : Next week - Thomas from Thomas and the Bible, Atheistically Speaking and Comedy Shoeshine, Heath and Noah from the Scathing Atheist and Jake from Imaginary Friends Show. To see the video or the image go to dissonancepod.com.