Aging Disgracefully with Carolyn Meyer

Be careful – be very careful – what you call me.

Porn star, candidate for mayor – back again to tell us how to do love and sex right.

What happens when a well-ordered life takes off in a wild new direction.

Inside every old woman there's a young chick wondering what the hell happened.

My unlikely and totally unpredictable career as comedian and storyteller.

As a morning person, I promise you - everything is better in the morning.

Here's practical guidance on how to succeed as a catish.

Welcome to aging disgracefully...a weekly oddcast of seriously funny and sometimes raunchy monologues. I'm Carolyn Meyer, and i have a story for you! Stay with me for episode #29: the best time for sex.

Influencer, porn star, and candidate for mayor – is back again with beauty on her mind.

No one else could write my obituary as well as I can.

Why didn't somebody interview me for the biography of Philip Roth?

My father said I needed to learn to type, in case I couldn't find a husband. So I became a writer.

My seventh grade sex education class didn't cover everything.

Tracking down my dad's former sweetheart may not be a great idea.

Diaries my father should not have kept - or saved – but I'm glad he did.

Lusty is back, and she's running for mayor of Albuquerque. Humorist Carolyn Meyer riffs on dating younger men, attending sex ed classes, shopping for underwear, buying condoms, finding her father's diaries, dealing with her hypercritical mother, writing her own obituary...and other misadventures of an intrepid silver-haired woman.

Just when I think I know everything, I find out I don't. Humorist Carolyn Meyer riffs on dating younger men, attending sex ed classes, shopping for underwear, buying condoms, finding her father's diaries, dealing with her hypercritical mother, writing her own obituary...and other misadventures of an intrepid silver-haired woman.

Once again my mother is doomed to disappointment. Humorist Carolyn Meyer riffs on dating younger men, attending sex ed classes, shopping for underwear, buying condoms, finding her father's diaries, dealing with her hypercritical mother, writing her own obituary...and other misadventures of an intrepid silver-haired woman.

Those naked baby pictures start a trend for photos without clothes. Humorist Carolyn Meyer riffs on dating younger men, attending sex ed classes, shopping for underwear, buying condoms, finding her father's diaries, dealing with her hypercritical mother, writing her own obituary...and other misadventures of an intrepid silver-haired woman. You can read this and other stories on my blog at FunnyCarolyn.com.

From the time I'm sixteen, the car plays a key role in my sex life. Humorist Carolyn Meyer riffs on dating younger men, attending sex ed classes, shopping for underwear, buying condoms, finding her father's diaries, dealing with her hypercritical mother, writing her own obituary...and other misadventures of an intrepid silver-haired woman. You can read this and other stories on my blog at FunnyCarolyn.com.

Older women, younger men, and the Duchess of Alba as a role model.

Traveling to foreign countries is a challenge - and sometimes so is coming home

The retired porn star announces her plunge into politics

Old houses can be transformed. Men can't.

There are some things you really shouldn't try.

It always seemed to my mother that I went out of my way to embarrass her.

I hate P.E. classes, fail at every sport, and still can't stand on my head.

Captain Carolyn addresses patriotism and other questionable virtues.

My taste in clothes is an embarrassment to my mother - until it isn't.

A retired porn star plans to launch a new career in film. Humorist Carolyn Meyer riffs on dating younger men, attending sex ed classes, shopping for underwear, buying condoms, finding her father's diaries, dealing with her hypercritical mother, writing her own obituary...and other misadventures of an intrepid silver-haired woman.

My mother was an awful cook, and my lover is afraid of garlic and mushrooms. Humorist Carolyn Meyer riffs on dating younger men, attending sex ed classes, shopping for underwear, buying condoms, finding her father's diaries, dealing with her hypercritical mother, writing her own obituary...and other misadventures of an intrepid silver-haired woman.

Underwear Anxiety: The journey from sagging garter belts and stuffed brassieres to thongs and Spanx. Humorist Carolyn Meyer riffs on dating younger men, attending sex ed classes, shopping for underwear, buying condoms, finding her father's diaries, dealing with her hypercritical mother, writing her own obituary...and other misadventures of an intrepid silver-haired woman.

Dumped right before the wedding, twice! Divorced, twice! But a better ending lies ahead. Humorist Carolyn Meyer riffs on dating younger men, attending sex ed classes, shopping for underwear, buying condoms, finding her father's diaries, dealing with her hypercritical mother, writing her own obituary...and other misadventures of an intrepid silver-haired woman.

It's not about being spoiled; it's about not having a sister to blame.

Learning about sex is like learning a language: the earlier you start, the more fluent you become. Humorist Carolyn Meyer riffs on dating younger men, attending sex ed classes, shopping for underwear, buying condoms, finding her father's diaries, dealing with her hypercritical mother, writing her own obituary...and other misadventures of an intrepid silver-haired woman.

The dumb things people say to silver-haired women, and the perils of online dating. Humorist Carolyn Meyer riffs on dating younger men, attending sex ed classes, shopping for underwear, buying condoms, finding her father's diaries, dealing with her hypercritical mother, writing her own obituary...and other misadventures of an intrepid silver-haired woman. You can read this and other stories on my blog at FunnyCarolyn.com. But do come back next week for Episode #2: Continuing Sex Education. And be sure to subscribe!

Humorist Carolyn Meyer riffs on dating younger men, attending sex ed classes, shopping for underwear, buying condoms, finding her father's diaries, dealing with her hypercritical mother, writing her own obituary...and other misadventures of an intrepid silver-haired woman.