Bachelor Gaytion

In the first episode of Reality Gayze Toni and Ing go down under to uncover the complexities of 90 Day Fiance's first openly queer couple. Do queer viewers have anything to gain from watching a coming out story? Why was Steph's bisexuality up for debate? Was the show prepared to cover toxic and controlling behaviors in a queer relationship? Join us as we dive deep!

Welcome to Bachelor Gaytion! This season has been one bumpy ride, and the finale proved to be no different. Fasten your seat belts as we unpack every bit of that two-part mess of a conclusion.

Welcome to Bachelor Gaytion! In this episode, Ingrid and Toni break down how far Peter's come as the season winds down... which doesn't seem to be very far ? They discuss highlights from Women Tell All, such as Victoria F's sit-down with Chris, Tammy v. Mykenna, Champagne-gate, and more. Listen up!

Welcome (back) to Bachelor Gaytion! This week we break down Peter's three remaining relationships. Can Madison and him overcome their differences? Is Peter's abandoned jet ski still in the water? Will Peter marry someone he can't communicate with? Tune in as we recap the chaos of fanta$y $uite week!

Welcome to Bachelor Gaytion! This week Peter provided 5 full hours of content, and it was ALL juicy. This episode recaps Alayah's exit,Tammy's attacks, the problematic nature of Victoria F's relationship style, and so so much more (really there's a lot more).

Welcome to Bachelor Gaytion! This week recaps Chase Rice's facial expressions, Alayah's rocky return, and Peter's questionable decision making skills.

Welcome to Bachelor Gaytion! This week we recap Alayah's pageant antics, figure out whether or not disgenuine is a word, and celebrate Demi's guest appearance.

Welcome (or welcome back) to Bachelor Gaytion! This episode recaps Pilot Pete's debut episode as The Bachelor, and we have to say that was a bumpy landing... everything seemed smooth flying, clear skies, until a PFO (Previously-identified Flying Object) by the name of Hannah B. appeared! Tune in as we recap our thoughts on some of the early standouts, dates, and of course, that Hannah B. cameo. There's a lot to unpack, and yes, by that we do mean baggage.

It's our final recap of Bachelor in Paradise, and we have some things to say! Tune in as we break down all that final drama, give our thoughts on the couples last standing, and wrap up the season. Don't forget to take your vitamins, and we'll see you in January ;)

This week we cover the many love triangles of Paradise!

This week we recap JPJ's failure to "take the trash out," along with Tayshia's brilliant Paradise maneuvering, Caelynn's dating rollercoaster, Demi's queer fan servING, and much much more!

It's the moment we've all been waiting for! The Bachelor franchise has finally given us a queer contestant (that they wanna care about)! And we have soooo many thoughts. Listen as we break it all down, plus recap what the straight contestants were up to in Paradise this week.

The femmes get personal with this bonus recap episode. For the first time in queerstory MTV has trapped 16 sexually fluid hotties in a house and asked them to find their perfect matches! What could possibly possibly go wrong???? Turns out, A LOT. We spend this bonus episode unpacking some of the highlights of this groundbreaking season (so far). Part recap/part therapy session, we hope you enjoy!

Even though we were briefly (and rudely) interrupted by Ingrid's loud neighbors, nothing can stop us from discussing Week 2 of Bachelor in Paradise! In this week's recap we break down the growing love triangles (rectangles?)of Paradise, see some new contestants grab the spotlight, discuss Demi's coming out, and check the men's abundant toxically masculine behavior. Tune into Bachelor Gaytion!

It's the most wonderful time of the year! Bachelor in Paradise! The femmes are back and better (more tired) than ever! It's week one of paradise and we're already needing a vacation. Y'all straight people got us working over time, and you know what, we love it. What we don't love? IDK, maybe fudging up and sharing private convos that took place off of paradise? But don't worry, we have plenty to say about Caelynn trying to spin that narrative. Tune in as we break down allllll that drama, plus what else stood out to us this week! It's gonna be a long summer...

Welcome to Bachelor Gaytion! In this episode, we wrap up Hannah's season, and oh was it a juicy finale. Chris Harrison got his groove back, Jed "faced the music" and Hannah might've learned a thing or two about love(-ing herself). Tune in as we break down that whirlwind two-part finale! (whose over it and ready for Paradise??)

Welcome to Bachelor Gaytion! This recap we cover the Men Tell All episode, which we thought gave wayyy too much attention to the walking domestic abuse info pamphlet that is Luke P! Nevertheless, we appreciated that the Bachelor producers gave all the men a chance to tell Luke exactly what they thought of him, and wow, they sure had a lot to share. Luke might've even learned a new word? Tune in as we cover all thaaaat, as well as our thoughts on the remaining boys and that sizzling Bachelor in Paradise trailer!

Welcome to Bachelor Gaytion! This recap we have a lot to discuss, from *that* windmill to the steamiest of massages, Hannah's dynamics with each of the men, the latest on contestant scandal(s), why everyone's so obsessed with Tyler, and of course, it wouldn't be this season without mentioning how scared we are by Luke P.'s violent AF behavior. Tune in to hear us break down all our thoughts on ~fantasy suites~ week!

This recap the femmes are breaking down Hometowns! We send some love to the wholesome and multilingual Weber family, and the touching and resilient Cameron's, while we express our concern's about the Parker's parenting skills and... let's just say ask some questions about the Wyatt's. Meeting the fam is a stressful but necessary part of every reality television relationship, join us as we break down every one of Hannah's hometown dates!

Welcome to Bachelor Gaytion! In this week's recap, we tsk tsk Hannah B., who's taken this Luke P. thing too far. We don't get it, we've never gotten it, and now it's taken up so much of our time that we're not even mad anymore, Hannah, we're just disappointed. The femmes recap all that Luke P. B.S., Jed's yawn of a date (and personality), Tyler C.'s increasingly impressive performance, as well discuss some sad goodbyes... tune in to hear all our thoughts (and don't forget to drop a review if you love 'em)!

Welcome to Bachelor Gaytion! This week the femmes have a lot to go over: naked bungee jumps, poly date montages, driving metaphors (?), sexy saunas, musical numbers that no one asked for... the list just goes on and on. Tune in to hear our thoughts on all of the above and more! ~Love ya~

Welcome to Bachelor Gaytion! This time we're recapping the last two episodes of The Bachelorette, which was easy af given the fact that NOTHING HAPPENED. Luke P. continues to singlehandedly make the most compelling case for the Law of Attraction, as he's pretty much turned The Bachelorette into The Luke P. Show. According to Luke, if you can dream it, you can be it (and by "it" we mean "not a psycho", "totally telling the truth", and "Hannah's future husband"). We have a lot to say about this hot mess express. Tune in to hear more! Don't forget, if you love us, leave us a review. We love ya!! Byeeee

Can you even believe Luke P.? We can, because nothing scares us femmes more than a Bad Aries, and Hannah's got one Bad Aries on her hands. The femmes break down all that problematic behavior, along with the cute af date with Tyler C., the snooze fest that is Jed, and our predictions for the next episode. Listen up everyone! The femmes are speaking!

Colton Who??? Welcome (back) to Bachelor Gaytion! In our first episode of this season's recap of The Bachelorette, the femmes get up to speed on all the boys! We have a few thoughts/concerns regarding this season's lineup, which includes an airborne Leo, a Resting Sleeze Face Aquarius, and a bible-thumping Aries (yikes). With so many to choose from, however could a Libra pick just one??? Hannah is clearly loving the attention and the femmes are living for it. Tune into our recap to hear more...

It's the much-anticipated, wrap-up recap episode, finally! If you thought we were done talking shit... think again! The femmes are fashionably late to discussing the season finale. Wanna hear our take on Colton's toxically masculine, last-ditch effort to prove his love to Cassie? How about our thoughts on the newest Bachelorette? Tune in to the final episode of the season (if you even care anymore lol, we get that it's hard to). Thanks for listening and we'll see u lovely queers (and allies) next season!! We

Welcome to our super queer Bachelor recap, Bachelor Gaytion! This week's episode comes a little late, because, well, we just don't care for this season anymore (also, retrograde has been ruff !). We did record us talking shit though, so better to share that late than never, right?? If you can't get enough of that fence jump, or wanna listen to the femmes breakdown that breakup (yiiiikes), or maybe just enjoy a good Colton roast, tune in!

Welcome to Bachelor Gaytion! Do we even like the bachelor anymore? Is this a complaining podcast? Why is Colton so boring? We have so many questions! Tune in as we break down the latest episode.

Welcome to Bachelor Gaytion! This week the femmes are MAD. Listen 2 us give Colton and the franchise a piece of our mind!!

Welcome to our queer Bachelor recap! Listen up, cuz these two femmes have a lot to say this week. We break down Heather's...awkward... dating history, Colton & Cassie's Survivor audition tape, and probably the most entertaining group date so far this season (Demi -- are they paying you extra?? pls say yes). Things got a little slimier this time around, and we're not sure how we feel about it...

In this episode Ingrid and Toni "discuss" Colton's Aquarian behavior, from awkward conversation to kissing banditry, even playing referee to some more contestant drama. The femmes have a lot to say about this bachelor, the ladies, and of course, their sun signs. Listen up!

In this episode the femmes break down Hannah B.'s questionable decision-making as well as the less-than-stellar group date challenges, all while taking a deeper dive into this season's sun signs. Plus -- pirates, childcare, and limousine pulling?? It's all just too much! Or is it not enough? Listen to find out!

Look who’s back back back again! And that means... so are we

Bachelor in Paradise Season Five Finale RECAP Welcome to Bachelor Gaytion! This season of Bachelor in Paradise may be long over, but us femmes aren’t done talking about it!! Listen up, as we wrap up all the drama, dissect the heartbreaks, celebrate the victories, and get a little off topic (but you love it soooo). Tune in as queer up Paradise.

Bachelor in Paradise Season 5 Episode 8 & 9 RECAP Welcome to Bachelor Gaytion! In this episode these femmes are very bothered by the next Bachelor pick, Joe’s parenting skills and all the free emotional labor Kevin seems to be doing?? Charge a sliding scale Kev, please! We shame the cast for starting a witch hunt, and even attempt to rationalize the strangest pair in Paradise: Krystal & Chris. Listen as we break. it. all. down.

Bachelor in Paradise, Season 5, Episode 6 & 7 Recap: Welcome to Bachelor Gaytion! This week, the femmes are back to call the men of Paradise out on all their problematic behavior. From gaslighting to backstabbing, to tricking dates into free yoga sessions (has Chris never heard of ClassPass??). Listen up as these queers call it out as we see it.

Season Five Episodes 4 & 5 RECAP In this episode we beg for sweet relief from Tia and Colton content, break down ALL the teddy bear drama, chastise the leos for being bad bad bad, and crown a new Dyke of the Season. Who could possibly dethrone Astrid?! Listen to find out! ;))))

Welcome to episode 1 of our podcast, Bachelor Gaytion, where two salty femmes queer The Bachelor, so you don't have to (looking at you ABC). In this episode, we break down just how problematic Colton's storyline is, admire Crystal's ability to make getting dumped look beautiful, and divulge who we think really are the queerest contestants of the season. It's Bachelor in Paradise bae-by, let's get gay.