Bitches Be Sippin

Is five days after the fact still considered fashionably late? Well, The Bitches come, and go, as they please. In this episode, Angela and Jacob reminisce about Cinco De Mayo’s passed; from tears to tequila (not always in that order.) As an added bonus, they wanted to get their “crazies” out, while getting hammered in the process, of course... If you aren’t drinking a Marg during this episode - you’re doing it wrong! Drinking Game: Take a sip every time Jacob stumbles over his words. *Please remember to observe Cinco De Mayo RESPECTFULLY!* Donations Made To: Fundación Por Una Nueva Solución - Helping Indigenous Women Become Entrepreneurs Puerta Abierta IAP - Giving school, and love, to girls in Mexico Mundo de Talentos AC - Giving Better Future Perspective for 100 Mexican Children

As you can tell by the title, The Bitches are, in fact, alive! After a couple MONTHS off, Angela and Jacob couldn’t wait to get back to the microphone! They were definitely feeling rusty to start. But, by the end, they were feeling right at home. They even decided to bring back everyone's favorite segment - "Shitting On Socials." Grab a cocktail, Trashholes, and celebrate a year of Single-Sisterhood with your favorite Bitches! Drinking Game: Take a sip for every time Angela or Jacob say “Like”

How many times does it take to record a hate track? This week week The Bitches live up to their name. Gen Z started a war, and Angela and Jacob came back ready for a fight. Too bad bad they brought cocktails to a gun fight. “Tik-tok-ers,” Jenco jeans, and Fit Teas; this week The Bitches are pulling all the punches! Drinking Game: Take a Sip for every “you know what pisses me off?”

Well, Trashholes, the worst day of they year is approaching: Valentine's Day. Does anyone even know what this stupid "holiday" is about? Well, this week, The Bitches give you a history lesson. And, lets just say: Love Is Poison... From the cringy social media posts, to the awful six-foot teddy bears - Angela and Jacob shit on it all. A Reminder: Episode 15 - "Bitter Is Better," is a prerequisite to this week's shit show. Grab your best bitches; your fellow Trashholes and a bottle, and celebrate GALentine's Day instead. Drinking Game: Take a sip every time you hear the word "Single."

There was a development in The Bitches’ lives in the 48 hours directly following last week's recording. In this episode, Jacob and Angela describe the very details of the dreaded RUN IN WITH THE EX. If you’re a true Trashhole, you know “Ex’s never come back.” But - what if they DID?! Do you say something, or do you send your best friend on a super secret mission to creep? Drinking Game: Drink Every Time You Hear The Word "Ex"

We know you’ve been waiting with bated breath for Angela and Jacob to put out another episode. Well, you’re in luck! The Bitches took three weeks off, and guess what? They’re still Trashholes through and through. Jacob even tried serial dating...disgusting? Criminal? You be the judge. But what’s worse? DREAMING ABOUT YOUR EX. All is bad, nothing is good. Grab a bottle, hunker down, and pray for daylight - Cause this episode gets REAL!! Drinking Game: Take A Sip Every Time Charlotte Turns Out The Lights!

Happy New Year, Trashholes! Angela and Jacob have been away from the mic for a couple weeks, but with the new year comes new EWS. The Bitches shit on everything: resolutions, social media, and each other. Someone grab the champs - it’s 2021, Trashholes! Drinking Game: Take A Sip Every Time Jacob Refers To “SCi3NtiFiC” Research.

HO HO HO, Trashholes! The Bitches have a gift for you! You guessed it - a longer episode! Are you a hometown 52/10, and an Arizona 7/10? This one’s for you! They, of course, couldn’t forget basic pics, and seasonal thirst traps - you’re welcome. But, this episode truly wouldn't be complete without gifts for your boyfriend, Jeremy! Do they make a gift bag for sex? Grab some spiked egg nog, hunker down, and pray for daylight! Happy Holidays, Trashholes!

First dates, Trashholes. Love ‘em, hate ‘em - gotta get through 'em. Angela and Jacob are “expert” first-daters. From what they wear, to how much they drink, The Bitches have rules. Angela has a lot to say about Facebook couples, while Jacob can’t shut up about f*ckbois. Hope you’ve got a full bottle ready - they sure did! Drinking Game: Take a Sip every time Jacob says "That's a good point."

I hope you trashholes are in it for the long haul, cause The Bitches have a lot to say. This week Angela and Jacob talk turn-offs; everything that’ll get you blocked before the date’s even over. Don’t worry, they talk mad sh*t on themselves too (no pun intended). Grab a bottle, and buckle the f*ck up - it’s gonna be a bumpy ride... Drinking Game: Take a Sip every time Jacob burps.

This week, Angela and Jacob talk about the art of a solid breakup, stalking their ex’s, and the beauty of screenshots. Trust, the tea will be spilled. The Bitches also dive into the perfect way to f*ck with your ex: Ruin every occasion with a single text. Take a shot, and DUMP HIM. DRINKING GAME: Take a Sip every time you hear the ice in Angela’s glass. Good luck...

Holy sh*t, how is it already at the end of November? Everyone blinked and all of a sudden it’s frickin’ Turkey Day! This week, Angela and Jacob are getting into the holiday spirits - get it? That means the drunkest day of the year, meeting your significant other’s family, and texting old hookups. Drink along with The Bitches as you go Over The River And Through The Woods to Grandmother’s House - or however that f*ckin’ song goes.

The Bitches have been out in the field doing research. That’s right - they’re doing God’s work, and going on actual dates. Despite that, Angela and Jacob STILL have time to get on social media and hate on it all. By the way - SURPRISE - there’s no wedding plans in their futures. Hope you enjoy the early episode drop, trasholes.

It’s Halloween, Trasholes, and The Bitches are on one! This week, Angela calls Jacob out for his Basic tendencies. He’s literally so basic it’s scary. But do you know what’s even scarier? Running into your ex! Every trashole can drink to that! Don’t black out before the end, or you’ll miss a very special guest appearance!

Jacob and Angela are hungover. So not well that, in fact, it took three weeks to record this episode. We know you Trasholes have been there, too. Need some tips to make it through? The Bitches don’t have a single one. What do they have? DON’TS! Take an ibuprofen, make yourself friendly with the toilet bowl, and pray you continue to exist.

Is sex with friends off limits, or should you be setting your sights on White Collar Christopher? This week, Angela and Jacob dive deep into the world of "Friends with Benefits." Follow along, and if you're brave enough: Take a Sip for Every "Literally" and "Actually!" Hope your livers are ready...

The Bitches are HEATED this week! Angela and Jacob are sick of seeing the same cringy bullsh*t on social media. Grab a cocktail, because they're coming for daily gym pics, name changes, First Day of School pictures, and so much more!!!

Buckle up, B*tches - this is a long one! This week, Angela and Jacob dig deep for their drunkest texts, worst DM's, and acceptable d*** pics! If you leave this episode offended: Edit your bio.

Continue along with Angela and Jacob as they talk about their "firsts." In this episode, The Bitches spill the tea on how they lost the big V. They also dish the dirt on not just their first, but their WORST Tinder dates. Grab a cocktail - you're going to need one!

Welcome, Bitches! Meet your hosts: Angela and Jacob; best friends and drinking buddies! In the premiere episode, these two spill the tea on all of their firsts; everything from first sips to first blowjobs. Grab a cocktail and your best bitch, and follow along as these two dive into the salacious details of their personal lives.