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Did you read Twilight? Jonathon & David didn't and now Jacklyn & Sarah are forcing it upon them. Join these 3.5 creative writers as they dive in chapter by chapter. Follow along as we learn about Clumsy Jesus and her alternate dimension of Forks, Washington, where sparkly mythologies are made up, and time and distance don't matter.

David, Jacklyn, Jonathon, & Sarah


    • Apr 15, 2021 LATEST EPISODE
    • infrequent NEW EPISODES
    • 1h 24m AVG DURATION
    • 13 EPISODES


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    Ep. 12 - Twilight is Arguably More Sexual than Gilmore Girls (Chapters 22 & 23)

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 15, 2021 114:18


    Team Fever Dream covers Chapter 22 (Hide-and-Seek) & Chapter 23 (The Angel). The gang geeks out over writing--outline edition. Jonathon draws parallels between Twilight and Fight Club. We finally get details about Bella's life before Forks, but Sarah thinks it's too little too late. How many times will Jacklyn derail the podcast? Will David ever recover from Camera Guy's off-screen death? Stick around for Stephanie Meyer's Tips for Aspiring Writers!Follow us on Twitter, Facebook, or email us @ biteofpassage.pod@gmail.comFollow Jacklyn on on Twitter @Irishfarewells and TikTok @JacklynAndersen.Check out Jonathon's other podcast New Ears.Sarah does some editing for Hypertext Magazine.Dig the cover art? Support the artist, Roy Carney, by checking out his shop! This podcast is part of theĀ  Abandoned Mascot Network, a loose affiliation of podcasts from media arts creators and connoisseurs. For more information, follow us on Twitter @abandonedmasco1.

    Ep. 11 - No Breadcrumbs, Entire Baguettes (Chapters 20 & 21)

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 1, 2021 76:07


    Team Fever Dream covers Chapter 20 (Impatience) & Chapter 21 (Phone Call). Jonathon and Jacklyn each point out plot holes. David fights the urge to read ahead. Sarah can't believe that Charlie wouldn't call for back-up in the search for Bella. Strap in for everyone's favorite part of a podcast- visual gags. Follow us on Twitter, Facebook, or email us @ biteofpassage.pod@gmail.comFollow Jacklyn on on Twitter @Irishfarewells and TikTok @JacklynAndersen.Check out Jonathon's other podcast New Ears.Sarah does some editing for Hypertext Magazine.Dig the cover art? Support the artist, Roy Carney, by checking out his shop! This podcast is part of the Abandoned Mascot Network, a loose affiliation of podcasts from media arts creators and connoisseurs. For more information, follow us on Twitter @abandonedmasco1.

    Ep. 10 - Paper Kills Vampire (Chapters 18 & 19)

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 18, 2021 118:25


    Team Fever Dream covers Chapter 18 (The Hunt) & Chapter 19 (Goodbyes). Jonathon and David are indoctrinated into Team Twihard. Sarah forces everyone to see the good qualities in Stephanie Meyer's writing. Jacklyn comes up with her best "What If?" yet. Everyone is haunted by their college curriculum. Follow us on Twitter, Facebook, or email us @ biteofpassage.pod@gmail.comFollow Jacklyn on on Twitter @Irishfarewells and TikTok @JacklynAndersen.Check out Jonathon's other podcast New Ears.Sarah does some editing for Hypertext Magazine.Dig the cover art? Support the artist, Roy Carney, by checking out his shop! This podcast is part of theĀ  Abandoned Mascot Network, a loose affiliation of podcasts from media arts creators and connoisseurs. For more information, follow us on Twitter @abandonedmasco1.

    Ep. 9 - Lives Can Wait for Baseball (Chapters 16 & 17)

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 4, 2021 82:01


    Team Fever Dream covers Chapter 16 (Carlisle) & Chapter 17 (The Game). Sarah points out a plot hole with Carlizzle's plans. David spills his guts about the time he spilled his guts. Jacklyn wishes Twilight was a Rom-com. Jonathon asks the big question: is there life after Twilight? Follow us on Twitter, Facebook, or email us @ biteofpassage.pod@gmail.comFollow Jacklyn on on Twitter @Irishfarewells and TikTok @JacklynAndersen.Check out Jonathon's other podcast New Ears.Sarah does some editing for Hypertext Magazine.Dig the cover art? Support the artist, Roy Carney, by checking out his shop! This podcast is part of theĀ  Abandoned Mascot Network, a loose affiliation of podcasts from media arts creators and connoisseurs. For more information, follow us on Twitter @abandonedmasco1.

    Ep. 8 - I Just Care About Quizilla (Chapters 14 & 15)

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 18, 2021 82:42


    Team Fever Dream covers Chapter 14 (Mind Over Matter) & Chapter 15 (The Cullens). Everyone takes offense to Edward's taste in music. Jacklyn gets a little too emotional when confronting the logistics of vampire memory. David converts to Team Alice. Jonathon believes that Stephanie Meyer wrote in a subliminal message to eat snacks. Sarah poses the question: is Carlisle a good person?Follow us on Twitter, Facebook, or email us @ biteofpassage.pod@gmail.comFollow Jacklyn on on Twitter @Irishfarewells and TikTok @JacklynAndersen.Check out Jonathon's other podcast New Ears.Sarah does some editing for Hypertext Magazine.Dig the cover art? Support the artist, Roy Carney, by checking out his shop! This podcast is part of theĀ  Abandoned Mascot Network, a loose affiliation of podcasts from media arts creators and connoisseurs. For more information, follow us on Twitter @abandonedmasco1.

    Ep. 7 - You Wanna Put Your Murderer At Ease (Chapters 12 & 13)

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 4, 2021 91:06


    Team Fever Dream covers Chapter 12 (Balancing) & Chapter 13 (Confessions). Sarah recalls how she got Twilight-ed. Jonathon continues to be haunted by Forks' distorted time. Jacklyn envisions the perfect attraction for the Twilight Theme Park. David wonders how many red flags the vampires would have to raise before Bella took them seriously. Follow us on Twitter, Facebook, or email us @ biteofpassage.pod@gmail.comFollow Jacklyn on on Twitter @Irishfarewells and TikTok @JacklynAndersen.Check out Jonathon's other podcast New Ears.Sarah does some editing for Hypertext Magazine.Dig the cover art? Support the artist, Roy Carney, by checking out his shop! This podcast is part of the Abandoned Mascot Network, a loose affiliation of podcasts from media arts creators and connoisseurs. For more information, follow us on Twitter @abandonedmasco1.

    Ep. 6 - Go Ahead, Tell Her I'm a Century (Chapters 10 & 11)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 21, 2021 78:39


    Team Fever Dream covers Chapter 10 (Interrogations) & Chapter 11 (Complications). Sarah's former self comes to defend Twilight's high school romance. Jonathon, on the other hand, yearns for a more traditional vampire story. Jacklyn wants more representation for Charlie, and suggests a couple of other career choices, including the Hot Cop OnlyFans, to which David would subscribe (ā€œIt's the least Team Charlie could do.ā€). Follow us on Twitter, Facebook, or email us @ biteofpassage.pod@gmail.comFollow Jacklyn on on Twitter @Irishfarewells and TikTok @JacklynAndersen.Check out Jonathon's other podcast New Ears.Sarah does some editing for Hypertext Magazine.Dig the cover art? Support the artist, Roy Carney, by checking out his shop! This podcast is part of the Abandoned Mascot Network, a loose affiliation of podcasts from media arts creators and connoisseurs. For more information, follow us on Twitter @abandonedmasco1.

    Ep. 5 - Have A Date Ya Dingus (Chapters 8 & 9)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 7, 2021 89:44


    In this episode, Team Fever Dream covers Chapter 8 (Port Angeles) & Chapter 9 (Theories). Jonathon thought he'd finally escaped Edward's chuckles for an entire chapter, but he was quickly proven wrong. Sarah admits what she really wants in a relationship. Jacklyn wonders if other monsters can show up in Forks. David proposes that Edward should have committed murder, which opens the door for everyone to join in on a hypothetical murder scenario and the events that would have followed.**Sexual Assault is mentioned in this episode as it is a plot point in Chapter 8.Follow us on Twitter, Facebook, or email us @ biteofpassage.pod@gmail.comFollow Jacklyn on on Twitter @Irishfarewells and TikTok @JacklynAndersen.Check out Jonathon's other podcast New Ears.Sarah does some editing for Hypertext Magazine.Dig the cover art? Support the artist, Roy Carney, by checking out his shop! This podcast is part of the Abandoned Mascot Network, a loose affiliation of podcasts from media arts creators and connoisseurs. For more information, follow us on Twitter @abandonedmasco1.

    Ep. 4 - What Are You Doing Just Typing Vampire? (Chapters 6 & 7)

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 24, 2020 93:50


    In this episode, Team Fever Dream covers Chapter 6 (Scary Stories), & Chapter 7 (Nightmare). The gang finally meet Jacob. David & Jonathon develop theories on the anomalies in Forks. Jacklyn discusses her favorite search engine while Sarah pushes Jonathon to Team Side Characters. Also, Jonathon has microphone issues.Follow us on Twitter, Facebook, or email us @ biteofpassage.pod@gmail.comFollow Jacklyn on on Twitter @Irishfarewells and TikTok @JacklynAndersenCheck out Jonathon's other podcast New EarsSarah does some editing for Hypertext Magazine.This podcast is part of the Abandoned Mascot Network, a loose affiliation of podcasts from media arts creators and connoisseurs. For more information, follow us on Twitter @abandonedmasco1.

    Ep. 3 - This Nurse Is A Tethered Old Bus Stop Sign (Chapter 5)

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 10, 2020 76:46


    In this episode, Team Fever Dream covers Chapter 5 (Blood Type). Jacklyn and Sarah compare Twilight to Gilmore Girls. David takes notes on how to pick up ladies. Jonathon wonders why this chapter was so long. Everyone debates whether there is deeper meaning in Stephanie Meyer's writing. Follow us on Twitter, Facebook, or email us @ biteofpassage.pod@gmail.comFollow Jacklyn on on Twitter @Irishfarewells and TikTok @JacklynAndersenCheck out Jonathon's other podcast New EarsSarah does some editing for Hypertext Magazine.This podcast is part of the Abandoned Mascot Network, a loose affiliation of podcasts from media arts creators and connoisseurs. For more information, follow us on Twitter @abandonedmasco1.

    Ep. 2 - Bella Is Clumsy Jesus (Chapters 3 & 4)

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 26, 2020 99:49


    In this episode, Team Fever Dream covers Chapter 3 (Phenomenon), & Chapter 4 (Invitations). David & Jonathon discover the first instances (of many) of time irregularities in Forks. Jacklyn & Sarah discuss the vampires' taste in music. Everyone wonders what Twilight could have been, and they begin a long-running discussion of their hypothetical fan-fiction. Follow us on Twitter, Facebook, or email us @ biteofpassage.pod@gmail.comFollow Jacklyn on on Twitter @Irishfarewells and TikTok @JacklynAndersenCheck out Jonathon's other podcast New EarsSarah does some editing for Hypertext Magazine.This podcast is part of the Abandoned Mascot Network, a loose affiliation of podcasts from media arts creators and connoisseurs. For more information, follow us on Twitter @abandonedmasco1.

    Ep. 1 - Vampires Are Notoriously Soggy (Chapters 1 & 2)

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 21, 2020 87:40


    In this episode, Team Fever Dream cover the Preface, Chapter 1 (First Sight), & Chapter 2 (Open Book). David & Jonathon take their first bite of Twilight. Jacklyn & Sarah poorly hide their shame. They realize Stephanie Meyer churned out this saga as fast as they churn out episodes. Follow us on Twitter, Facebook, or email us @ biteofpassage.pod@gmail.comFollow Jacklyn on Twitter @Irishfarewells and TikTok @JacklynAndersenCheck out Jonathon's other podcast New EarsSarah does some editing for Hypertext Magazine.This podcast is part of the Abandoned Mascot Network, a loose affiliation of podcasts from media arts creators and connoisseurs. For more information, follow us on Twitter @abandonedmasco1.

    Ep. 0 - Camera Guy? Really Excited To Meet Him (Trailer)

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 18, 2020 12:55


    In this trailer, Team Fever Dream covers the 2008 "exclusive" iTunes clip from the first Twilight movie. The gang gives listeners a bite-sized preview of their brand of discourse / tomfoolery. Jacklyn and Sarah are ashamed as they reminisce. David can't wait to meet the camera guy. Follow us on Twitter, Facebook, or email us @ biteofpassage.pod@gmail.comFollow Jacklyn on TikTok @JacklynAndersenCheck out Jonathon's other podcast New EarsSarah does some editing for Hypertext Magazine.This podcast is part of the Abandoned Mascot Network, a loose affiliation of podcasts from media arts creators and connoisseurs. For more information, follow us on Twitter @abandonedmasco1.

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