Booty Machine: daily experimental guitar and bass podcast

Repeat after me: slam the door please. Once more: slam the door please. That was good but you can do better: slam the door please. Ok, fine, this one was good, please slam the door, please.

Repeat after me: slam the door please. Once more: slam the door please. That was good but you can do better: slam the door please. Ok, fine, this one was good, please slam the door, please.

They need the activity to move their muscles and lose the power to think. If we want to preserve our social package and priviledges, we need farms for the men, ok, we're men too, but not the same.

They need the activity to move their muscles and lose the power to think. If we want to preserve our social package and priviledges, we need farms for the men, ok, we're men too, but not the same.

You can love mussels, you can praise foie gras, you can delectate yourself with turkey breasts, but there is nothing better than an oyster for new year's eve. On second thought, maybe the turkey breast.

You can love mussels, you can praise foie gras, you can delectate yourself with turkey breasts, but there is nothing better than an oyster for new year's eve. On second thought, maybe the turkey breast.

Too much at once and leftovers for weeks to come. This is a fact that I wish I could forget. We'll have to eat through it.

Too much at once and leftovers for weeks to come. This is a fact that I wish I could forget. We'll have to eat through it.

We must preserve the wonderful fauna of the tropical islands, we must take care of the snails of the Carribean before they are all gone, to let some nature to see for the future generations.

We must preserve the wonderful fauna of the tropical islands, we must take care of the snails of the Carribean before they are all gone, to let some nature to see for the future generations.

To let things go out of control, to make things happen in an untimely fashion, to hold on things that don't matter anymore, that's having crocodile instincts and nothing else.

To let things go out of control, to make things happen in an untimely fashion, to hold on things that don't matter anymore, that's having crocodile instincts and nothing else.

Kelly and John liked to collect old socks. Some of them where still inhabited by our little friends from the savannah, the butter bear butterflies. They are carnivorous, but don't eat men, so there are only a small risk if you fall asleep.

Kelly and John liked to collect old socks. Some of them where still inhabited by our little friends from the savannah, the butter bear butterflies. They are carnivorous, but don't eat men, so there are only a small risk if you fall asleep.

The lemony fruity taste was a perfect blend with the crunchyness and the juicy pulp of the fruit, this fulgurant savor could only be devoured by someone like her.

The lemony fruity taste was a perfect blend with the crunchyness and the juicy pulp of the fruit, this fulgurant savor could only be devoured by someone like her.

The running phelmonous chicks wanted to run and hop into the wall, a wall made of plain fruit pasta with a glimpse of citrus syrup. What a dream, but only it, as the world isn't so sweet as we all know.

The running phelmonous chicks wanted to run and hop into the wall, a wall made of plain fruit pasta with a glimpse of citrus syrup. What a dream, but only it, as the world isn't so sweet as we all know.

Make her happy and subscribe to hurdles and biben magazine, the magazine for the modern homely man. You deserve it and your home too.

Make her happy and subscribe to hurdles and biben magazine, the magazine for the modern homely man. You deserve it and your home too.

Please be seated to your convenience, none of the well known stars will come, so take a rest, feel confortable and take a nap. This will otherwise feel like it lasts forever.

Please be seated to your convenience, none of the well known stars will come, so take a rest, feel confortable and take a nap. This will otherwise feel like it lasts forever.

Stereophonic volerian headsets to get a grasp on all the intricate subtelties of modern sounding hardcore rock combos. Check this out, yo gals and guys.

Stereophonic volerian headsets to get a grasp on all the intricate subtelties of modern sounding hardcore rock combos. Check this out, yo gals and guys.

Not too shabby. Pretty sturdy. Greatly improved, well designed cover box for all the fashionista in town. Complicated relation between form and function, nothing is there to invert the stance.

Not too shabby. Pretty sturdy. Greatly improved, well designed cover box for all the fashionista in town. Complicated relation between form and function, nothing is there to invert the stance.

This was a top secret mission with a stupid name. James knew he was in a bit of a mayhem when he arrived at Lebertovic airport, abort the frosted jello punch was all that could say the blond long-legged stewardess when she saw him, that was all.

This was a top secret mission with a stupid name. James knew he was in a bit of a mayhem when he arrived at Lebertovic airport, abort the frosted jello punch was all that could say the blond long-legged stewardess when she saw him, that was all.

All the boys need are cortex and style. Good looking babes, fantastic cars, money, fancy clothes are just the artefacts and being stupid would be to deny it.

All the boys need are cortex and style. Good looking babes, fantastic cars, money, fancy clothes are just the artefacts and being stupid would be to deny it.

She feels so low, so down, well under the pipes, below the ground, deep into earth and she just wish she'd be drained for something else as boring and casual day to day hassles.

She feels so low, so down, well under the pipes, below the ground, deep into earth and she just wish she'd be drained for something else as boring and casual day to day hassles.

More energy efficient than any other bathroom appliance is the war hot tub. Instant warming up with each grenade or bazooka explosion, and you even get the bubbles. This is a one day offer you may want to consider as you might never find such a bargain again.

More energy efficient than any other bathroom appliance is the war hot tub. Instant warming up with each grenade or bazooka explosion, and you even get the bubbles. This is a one day offer you may want to consider as you might never find such a bargain again.

I used to get it sour when I had to compose complete and intelligible sentences from my soup. Now with the new cans of analphabet soup, this nightmare is over, I can concentrate on my food again.

I used to get it sour when I had to compose complete and intelligible sentences from my soup. Now with the new cans of analphabet soup, this nightmare is over, I can concentrate on my food again.

Scissors, stones and lettuce, combined to paper brick and electrical barb wire make an evening at the Jones an interesting adventure the whole family can enjoy. You can even bring your dog.

Scissors, stones and lettuce, combined to paper brick and electrical barb wire make an evening at the Jones an interesting adventure the whole family can enjoy. You can even bring your dog.

Your cow liks grass and the devil is a savant lemur. There are way too many lemurs grinding around here but he is the only one with a large brain in lemurland.

Your cow liks grass and the devil is a savant lemur. There are way too many lemurs grinding around here but he is the only one with a large brain in lemurland.

The two little girls had drawn magical properties from the herbal tea they had drank that early summer afternoon at the park. Jill and Lucy are friends forever, and ever, because of that simple event and foul smelling infusion.

The two little girls had drawn magical properties from the herbal tea they had drank that early summer afternoon at the park. Jill and Lucy are friends forever, and ever, because of that simple event and foul smelling infusion.

No mortar will be needed for you to build the dreamhouse your spouse had looked upon. These superbricks don't need anything to glue tight together. And they come with a 50 years limited warranty.

No mortar will be needed for you to build the dreamhouse your spouse had looked upon. These superbricks don't need anything to glue tight together. And they come with a 50 years limited warranty.

He was told he sould be here before noon if he wanted to make it a deal. He was here, but his farm buddy was not and the delay was expected to be over.

He was told he sould be here before noon if he wanted to make it a deal. He was here, but his farm buddy was not and the delay was expected to be over.

Someone forgot him in the bottom of the bag. The fire is out now. The scouts are all asleep and the last marshmallow feels contempt. He is a happy marshmallow indeed. Who wouldn't?

Someone forgot him in the bottom of the bag. The fire is out now. The scouts are all asleep and the last marshmallow feels contempt. He is a happy marshmallow indeed. Who wouldn't?

All the fruit cargo was in as good a shape as it could be: ripe and raw, fruity and delicious. The oranges, the peaches, the apricots where desireable and one could feel the saliva drip from everyones mouth.

All the fruit cargo was in as good a shape as it could be: ripe and raw, fruity and delicious. The oranges, the peaches, the apricots where desireable and one could feel the saliva drip from everyones mouth.

Elaborate plans to circumvent the odd animal. Whatever it might be, don't fool the beast, don't kill the tarantulaah. Too late.