Cliterally

In this episode, Abby and Clara answer YOUR burning questions. How do you make friends as an adult? What’s the worst advice they’ve ever been given? What’s the meaning of life? Find out in this weeks episode! Superstar Jill emcees!

In this episode, Clara and Abby use the podcast as an open diary entry. They talk about everything on their minds, including but not limited to Abby’s career in theology, the way that the bible crushes misogyny in the book of Judges, gentrification and Trump getting Covid. Pour yourself a glass rosé and buckle up for girl talk.

In this episode, Clara and Abby talk with Clara’s best friend from college - JILL!!!!! The girls learn about capitalism’s affect on the health and wellness industry. Pro tip - buy organic! They also discuss the presidential debate and boy drama!!!

In this episode, Abby and Clara chat with Megan Beck from the Freak in the Mom Jeans podcast! They simply can’t help themselves from talking about the chaos that was Tyler Ward’s WAP video. They also discuss whether or not it’s a good idea to get back together with your ex, the way men from dating apps have a sneaky tendency to ghost after sex, and the way Clara is suspicious that all men might be murderers. Tune in for some mania!!!!

Lordy Lordy Clit is 40! In this episode, Abby and Clara bring back fan favorites Annie Dirusso, Jordy Searcy and their producer Karl!!! They give their opinions on some hot topics. They address politics, quarantine, sex, the 1975, mental health, bodily functions and sugar daddies. Stay tuned to hear Jordy and Annie rewrite the Cliterally jingle!

In this episode Abby and Clara discuss their admiration for Nadia Bolz Weber. They bond over their love of theology and their disdain of modern day religion. They discuss pros and cons of Christianity and the Bible. They also talk about God and gender and why a male God does not exist. Listen until the end to hear them play 2 Truths and 1 Lie with Karl!!!

In this episode, Abby and Clara get to hang out with a very special guest, Clara’s mom!!! The ladies all discuss tattoos their obsession with tattoos. Abby asks what it is like raising feminist children and they talk politics. Clara's mom has a lot to say about porn and what it’s like to being a MILF.

In this episode, Abby and Clara tackle some an assortment of topics. They discuss the afterlife and past lives. They acknowledge the nasty reality of gentrification. They guess who Joe Biden’s running mate could be (give us some slack we recorded this a while ago!) . At the end, Abby and Clara realize they share a surprising passion for sharks.

In this episode, Abby and Clara get the absolute pleasure of talking with musician Jake Wesley Rogers! They discuss Kamala Harris and universal health care. They also discuss Jake’s music and spirituality, including his own personal altar and close the episode out by doing an insanely accurate tarot card reading. Listen and learn about Jake’s love for trees and CATS.

In this episode, Abby and Clara kick off the night with group therapy. Abby discusses how she self sabotages in relationships and Clara brings her back to reality. They also discuss how men take up space unapologetically and wonder why we can’t make a feminist utopia a reality. They end the episode with topics such as homophobic chicken, philanthropy, and capitalism. Don’t forget to subscribe & leave reviews on Apple podcasts!!!

In this episode, Abby and Clara share a little late night girl talk over hard cider and beer. They do a deep dive into Folklore, discuss powerful women in pop culture and talk about why Normal People is better than porn. Abby also discloses some fun secrets about her dating life and where to find the best skirts.

This week, Abby and Clara took to instagram to answer your most burning questions! The gals discuss their feelings about female anger, the way porn contributes to performative sex, whitewashing and fat phobia in the media, and ways to support sex workers! Then they scurry off to get Abby ready for a date. It is chaotic and informative!

In this episode, Abby and Clara debunk some taboo christian topics including but not limited to: masturbation, homosexuality, abortion and feminism! Then they pull a full 180 and giggle about Clara’s engagement and Abby’s big move!

In this episode Abby and Clara interview Clara’s fiancé Jason!!!!! They talk about their recent proposal with stories dating back to 2017!!!! After telling both sides of the proposal, Jason and Clara talk about conspiracy theories. Abby admits to being a flat earther for 3 days once. As always listen for Karl and his sweetie pie laughter!!!!

It’s the 30th episode!!! For this super special fun episode Daddy Karl comes in hot with a Q & A for Abby and Clara! (They forced him to do this on the spot nonetheless). Karl asks them about a range of topics : including but not limited to evolution, Donald T****, protesting, and the animal kingdom.

In this episode Abby and Clara cover a wide spectrum of hot button topics! They dive into the disappointing truth about both J.K. Rowling and Tennessee’s new abortion laws. Abby teaches Clara about the firework conspiracy and they finish the episode off by reminiscing about the days they could go to parties. Stay until the end to hear them both tell a funny story from college.

In this episode Abby and Clara sit down with Connor. They talk about Olive Garden, white privilege, and how Connor's mom is a preacher! They also talk about the way they are learning how they came to be part of a system that uplifts white stories and voices over black ones. Through theology they discuss how to view racism as a white christian. May we never become comfortable with racists and may we continue to unlearn the racism in our indoctrination....

In this episode, Abby and Clara interview feminist musician queen Samia! They go back to her roots and talk about her musical history and obsession with Father John Misty. They unpack their theologies, talk about the ways the pandemic has effected them and discuss at length the individual personalities of the Jonas Brothers. Remember to donate to Black Lives Matter!!!!

In this episode, Abby and Clara invite their sweet musician friend Gatlin on. They address George Floyd and Gatlin’s Florida roots. They also dig into their own personal theologies, get angry over what is expected of women in the music industry, and finally their thoughts on sex. The girls bond over their shared body image and how they carry shame. Make sure to stream Gatlin’s new single that they talked about SO MUCH!

In this episode, Abby and Clara are joined by Nashville musician besties Annika Bennett and Molly Martin! They dive right into their personal experiences with drugs- they cover shrooms, LSD trips, and good old fashioned Mary Jane. Annika and Molly share 5 fun facts about each other and discuss their writing processes. They talk about their experiences with dating, have a big group therapy session, and try to figure out how to be a person first and artist second. Stay until the end to hear Molly do some BDSMR.

In this episode, Clara and Abby get really excited about Too Hot to Handle before diving into some really ~serious~ topics. They discuss the murder of Ahmaud Arbery, the hypocrisy of Trump supporters, the homohpbia found in the church. They also address the ways in which women are continually stifled and the last item they would grab in a house fire. Stay tuned until the end to find out next week’s fun guests!!!!!

In this episode Abby and Clara ask each other questions as if they were on a first date. This quickly turns into a conversation on unlearning how much space women should take up, unlearning a hurtful Bible, and unlearning female shame. They also discuss vulvas and the heteronormative language surrounding virginity. They end with their biggest regrets and their thoughts on marriage!!!

In this episode Abby and Clara talk about the type of boy that is a socialist but will also treat you like an object aka the “Woke Misogynist”. They also discuss what it looks like to have thin privilege and Post Nut Clarity. They unpack their own body dysmorphia and eating disorders. Learn how to be ever so skeptical of white men who whisper sweet nothings and eating more than almonds for lunch.

In this episode Abby and Clara interview Knoxville royalty Rrita Hashani. She is the cofounder of Grlsplain and Hit It. Rrita gives us 5 fun facts and the girls discuss their worst date stories. The girls talk about the books they are reading, thoughts on Fiona Apple, abortion, and what it’s like being feminists in quarantine. They end with a discussion of free speech versus hate speech with a dash of white supremacy. Please enjoy and try not to fall in love with Rrita.

In this SPECIAL 20TH episode, Clara and Abby force Karl to tackle recording them over zoom. For their 20th episode, they answer your questions that you sent in!!! They address their origin story, how men can be advocates for women, their dream podcast guest, and favorite Nashville coffee. It wouldn’t be an episode without a dash of politics and a sprinkle of theology! They also spend too much time talking about Tr*mp’s p*nis and their own privilege.

In this episode we mic up our sweet and saucy producer Karl! We really dig into Tiger King (if you haven’t watched yet prepare for spoilers)! The girls ask Karl about his personal theology. They tackle tough subjects such as prayer, favorite theologians, opinions on C.S. Lewis, and thoughts on belief/ spirituality. They discuss of Jesus was fully God and fully human. (SPOILER - they all have different opinions!) They end the episode describing who God is to them.

In this episode Abby and Clara have therapy. They celebrate Clara’s 24th birthday!!!!!! They eat cake, paint nails, and talk about their toxic traits. Clara teaches Abby about alphas and betas. Abby realizes she has to grow up and quit accepting half ass “love”. The girls also talk a lot about their moms, crying over racism in the name of God, and why they could not vote for Elizabeth Warren. They both make each other cry at the end. This episode is so soft - ENTER IF YOU DARE.

In this episode Abby and Clara address their growing coronavirus concerns. They give you 10 things to do while you’re quarantined. You get to hear their first kiss stories as a treat. They tell other stories including but not limited to : passing out, grinding at middle school dances, and finally the do’s and don’ts of period blood. PSA : They hope you are doing okay and staying safe xoxo.

In this episode Abby and Clara go back to their roots. Abby exposes her gooey soft side and her quest for a meaningful relationship. They talk about their favorite shitty TV shows, Coronavirus, and beauty standards. They discuss body hair and recount middle school pube horror stories. They bring up the Death Penalty and the cruelty of the prison system. They also expose Joe Biden & Bill Clinton as the architects of mass incarceration.

In this episode, Abby and Clara chat with Nashville power couple Natalie Madigan and Austin Sawyer! This episode is- dare we say it- the most chaotic yet. The pals open up with a few rounds of the Newlywed Game (it gets juicy!), Austin and Natalie give relationship advice, Natalie talks about SoFar shows, and Austin gives a comprehensive history lesson on the life of Dolly Parton. As always, there is baby talk! P.S. they talk about Jesus in the tomb so stick around for that!

In this episode, Abby and Clara hang with noble drifter Briston Maroney! They talk about their vices : Clara’s petty theft, Briston’s on and off relationship with cigarettes, and Abby’s first (and only) experience with cocaine. Briston talks about his songwriting process, missed connections with Annie DiRusso, and gets honest about his sobriety. They all answer the age old question... who is the best dinner guest? Then, of course, they close it out with some top notch ASMR.

In this episode, Abby and Clara welcome their favorite rockstar bitch Annie DiRusso! Annie gives them 10 fun facts about her (as a treat). Abby and Clara touch on sharting and sexual peeing. Annie discusses her New York roots, they dissect the culture shock of the South, and of course, they get political. At the end, the gals learn a secret about Clara (hint: it’s about Helen Keller).

In this episode, Clara and Abby talk with eco-feminist queen Olivia Whatley! They discuss their favorite vampire movies, being camp at the Met Gala, why Jesus is a socialist, the problems with capitalism, why you should go vegan, and why you should vote for Bernie Sanders. Also, Karl slut shames a werewolf.

In this Valentine’s episode, Clara and Abby have Jordy on to talk about love! They introduce their new producer Karl, discuss Mr.Rogers, love languages, their own interpretations of love, what being equally yoked means, and who Jordy’s dream girl is……it is not Abby or Clara (unfortunately).

In this special 10th episode, Clara and Abby answer questions sent in by Clit Nation. They discuss Taylor Swift, faking orgasms, their wildest fantasies/ kinks, how to have hard conversations, their sustainability practices, their funniest date stories, their thoughts on lingerie, and their favorite music artists. Listen until the very end to find out how you can support them!

In this episode Abby and Clara welcome their guest Rachel! They talk about gender reveal parties, sex v. gender, transgender baby dolls, their future baby names, the funeral industry, cadaver juice, their most insane ghost stories, and how they are all freakazoids.

In this episode, Abby and Clara talk about the spectacular film Midsommar, how Clara advocates for cults, the Nashville women’s march, MLK day, equity vs. equality, separation of church and state, and why they deserve a Hello Fresh sponsorship. Send them questions to answer or themes to address for their iconic 10th episode!!!

In this episode Clara and Abby talk about their most horrific period stories, mass incarceration, being spiritually fluid, the legalization of marijuana, Clara’s issues with the bachelor, and why you should not objectify sex positive people.

In this episode Clara and Abby have their first guest, Vinny! They discuss Vinny’s evolution from Catholic alter boy to godless heathen, the sex appeal of Adam Driver, the need for male birth control, which Avenger America is, and the coffee shop Christians.

In this episode Abby and Clara talk about their New Year’s intentions, body dysmorphia, dick punching the patriarchy, the theology of heaven and hell, their first tattoo stories, and the gospel of High School Musical.

In this HOLIDAY episode, Abby and Clara discuss Starbucks Christmas cups, Christian supremacy, baby talk, when Clara found out Santa was not real, holiday family dynamics, their Christmas lists, and the real meaning behind O Holy Night.

In this episode Abby and Clara discuss why Stevie Nicks should be president, how tired they are of annoying white men, when Clara looked at her vagina for the first time, the importance of comprehensive sex ed, sugar daddies, and a new fun way to reach out to them.

Clara and Abby welcome you to their podcast. In this episode they introduce a new segment: Just the Tips, discus astrology, their love for John Mulaney, destroying the patriarchy, their distain for white feminism, and future guests that will be featured on the show.

Clara and Abby welcome you to their first episode of Cliterally. In this episode they discuss their lying habits, female sexuality, their views on religion/ the church, and how everyone should watch the Handmaid's Tale.