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Contemplations behind the windshield. contemplativetrucker@gmail.com


    • Aug 7, 2021 LATEST EPISODE
    • infrequent NEW EPISODES
    • 30m AVG DURATION
    • 22 EPISODES


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    24 - Pick 3 Celebrity Challenge

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 7, 2021 37:20


    Win an Ultimate Ears Boom speaker in the Pick 3 Celebrity Challenge! (Not joking.) Also in this all college football episode: Which whore best personifies the Texas #Longhorns? Lose 10 lbs before kickoff diet update. Mississippi State discussion. #hailstate #CFB

    23 - Man Purse Dilemma

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 27, 2021 37:38


    Topics: Bear Mommas; White people germs; Bo Mountaineering adventures; Man Purses

    22 - Grandfather's Axe

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 14, 2021 38:44


    Topics: Bo Update, Canada immigration crisis, Grandfather's axe. Is RATT a real band? Cooler take on #CFBplayoff .

    20 - Gasoline Corn Flakes

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 13, 2021 20:22


    Recorded June 3, 2021. Topics: Escape from Vegas, Synthetic Cat Pee, Empathy vs Logic, “Be Kind” Mulligan.

    21 - CFP Expanding the BS

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 12, 2021 21:01


    Bo congratulates Big 12 Commissioner for expanding the BS in his 12 team playoff proposal to be voted on June 22, and claims he can draft better proposal with a napkin and Crayon. #CFBplayoff

    19 - Be Kind, You Jerk!

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 1, 2021 27:09


    Topics: Vegas update, be kind hijacking, Thomas Sowell is a badass. Links: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-plaid-jacket-philosophers-podcast/id1530680364?i=1000518953208 . https://youtu.be/V6ZPg6kOBkc . https://m.facebook.com/UncKnowledge/

    18 - This Ain't France

    Play Episode Listen Later May 27, 2021 28:08


    Topics: -Which casinos are the best? -Skunky weed tricycles. -Bo's date with a hippie.

    17 - Broke Down in Vegas

    Play Episode Listen Later May 19, 2021 21:17


    Topics: Bo Update, Vegas cheap hotel reviews, possessed horn, Vegas marital advice.

    16 - Why Do People Lie?

    Play Episode Listen Later May 16, 2021 47:54


    Ep 16, aka Faux 17. Topics: Trailer fiasco. Why do people lie? How many people did we save with Covid response? How many did we kill? Mentions: https://anchor.fm/watchyourmouthpod and https://plaidjacketphilosopher.podbean.com/

    115 - Preposterous Protest Polka

    Play Episode Listen Later May 13, 2021 34:37


    Topics: Bo's take on podcast growth, California population decline, College Football, Two star protest polka experience. Photo Credit: gcmenezes

    114 - Verbal Racketball

    Play Episode Listen Later May 11, 2021 32:06


    When is it okay to flirt? When is a compliment too friendly? Why are men filthy minded pigs? What are your favorite romantic banter scenes from films and books? Why is Bo talking with soft NPR voice? #flirting #banter https://anchor.fm/lizzie-choate

    113 Bumble Stumble

    Play Episode Listen Later May 9, 2021 28:19


    Over-honest Bumble profile update, most arrogant CFB fan bases, and Covid virgins.

    112 - Jenner vs Markle

    Play Episode Listen Later May 7, 2021 37:53


    Who would you trust with your kids during a zombie apocalypse? Jenner or Markle? Plus McComb style fence jumping.

    2017 Expanded Playoff Simulation

    Play Episode Listen Later May 2, 2021 39:47


    How would the 2017 CFB season have played out in an alternate universe where the postseason actually makes sense? Awesomely. That's how. #cfbplayoffs #collegefootball #expandedplayoffs #ucfknights

    Awful Autobid Analysis

    Play Episode Listen Later May 1, 2021 40:30


    What would expanded playoff have been like in 2016? And Bo throws an entire passel of college football podcasts under the bus for lazy analysis, especially Stewart Mandel and Dan Wetzel. #CFBplayoff #collegefootball

    College Football Playoffs-Plan 64

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 25, 2021 21:08


    College football fans, don't let meatheads control the narrative. This 20 team playoff model makes a surprising amount of sense. #collegefootball #CFBPlayoff

    Vanity Sizing for Men

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 24, 2021 37:57


    From Haines Junction, Yukon. In this episode: Steele Glacier moves almost as fast as dress sizes, and men vanity sizing is a sign of our impending doom.

    Reindeer and the Wolf

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 17, 2021 41:12


    Wildlife encounters in the North. After declaring the importance of short episodes, Bo records a long one. The topic? Being neurotic. #apropros

    Over-honest Bumble Profile

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 12, 2021 14:35


    Anchorage bound with mattresses. Inspired by viral Chihuahua post, Bo considers updating his Bumble profile.

    Outhouse Artillery

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 9, 2021 24:41


    NSFW tale of woe and misery.

    Booger Medicine

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 9, 2021 24:55


    Oregon saves me from booger medicine. Meghan Markle insults.

    It Begins?

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 8, 2021 5:55


    Interesting way to waste more of my life perhaps?

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