Dillon and Dutch Metal Detecting

Listen in to our annual Christmas episode. Dillon and Dutch discusses the recent presidential election, the pandemic and the vaccine, and their top 10 favorite Christmas movies. Stay till the end to listen to their rendition of three classic Christmas songs. 

Listen in as the famous Dillon and Dutch talk about how they helped liberate the embattled country of Burundi from Belgium. They further go on to talk about the self help group they founded for ex pats, and the shenanigans they get into along the way. 

Listen this week as we describe our harrowing journey to our gold claim in Somerset, Ca. Hear about our grueling trials at the dreaded Bureau of Land Management in Sacramento, California. We mine, we hunt, we... avenge. 

Somewhere in all the hoopla, in all the chest beating, all the minutiae, our intrepid warriors Dillon and Dutch fell on hard times. We were in a rut, no place to go, no purpose in our lives per se, and also in the literal sense. It took us to depths you could never understand. While DJing for a barmitzvah, we were approached by a man who gave us a great idea, the kind of idea that only occurs once in most humans lives, but actually happens to us all the time, mostly because we are better than you in almost all ways imagineable. Listen this season as the world's most humble duo ignites a firestorm the likes our prey had never seen before. 

Listen this week as Dillon and Dutch speak on the secrets to a lasting celestial hegemony, the proper way to quell an illiterate rebellion, and how to skin a pig and keep it alive.  It's been a while since Dillon and Dutch recorded a podcast. We blame our previous corporate shills for that, but this time it's different. This time we call the shots, and allude to mostly extreme and reckless behavior that is borderline illegal in every single soveriegn nation around the globe. This episode is probably the greatest comeback story to date, try not to get chills towards the end when Dillon invents the greatest interactive dinner party game in the history of the English speaking world. Try even harder not to fall into a puddle of your own tears when you realize its a recipe for overthrowing third world oligarchs.   God bless, and welcome back to the third most popoular English speaking metal detecting podcast in the lower 48 states of the United States of the U S of A. 

Listen this week as we celebrate the Christmas holiday by discussing our favorite Christmas traditions, the best way to heat a flat iron, and our successful career as showrunners in Syria. 

Listen this week as Dillon and Dutch discuss multiple non random things and link them all back to their successful translation of the Voynich Manuscript. This led to them cracking the last Zodiac cypher which opened a literal Pandora's box. 

Listen this week as Dillon and Dutch carefully walk us through the proper way to fight a legion of trained marsupials, the proper format in  editing an index while writing a dissertation, and how to categorize brake pads, spoiler; it isn't alphabetically. Follow us on twitter @dillonanddutch, Friendster, or our Geocities web site. www.dillonanddutch.com 

Listen this week as Dillon and Dutch talk about their love of botany, the best camping advice for suburban camping, and falconry. 

Listen this week as Dillon and Dutch tackle the most difficult issues plaguing our society. We hit these issues hard, right between the eyes, and then kick them repeatedly while they are down. Enjoy.

Listen this week as a Dillon & Dutch discuss something, and other things. We sing, we laugh,... we conquer. 

Listen this week as Dillon and Dutch talk about our slight treason in using our profits from skinned possum hair beard brushes, to trade with Cuba, evidently this country had an embargo with ours in order to prevent world war 3 (check source). To make our business legal, we took the profits and invested them in poppy fields in the middle east, which exploded into an enormous profit margin. Who knew there was a rising demand for poppies world wide? Our business partners kept calling us hero dealers, but for some reason kept mispronouncing "hero". Not to brag, but we do inspire people to be the heroes in their own walks of life, so we never corrected them. Obviously while in the middle east, we tried our hands at kite fighting promotions but had to back away when it got too corporate, and took the purity out of the sport. 

Listen this week as Dillon and Dutch discuss what a Solar Eclipse is. Find out out how many minutes is safe to view the sun unaided. And we finally get to the bottom of which are the best movies about north bound rivers. 

Listen this week as Dillon and Dutch discuss the exquisite art of hot air balloon jousting, the key to a great hedge, and learn about the animal of the week. Spoiler alert, it isn't a golden eagle. 

Listen this week, as we embark into new territory. We are now going to have hour long episodes for the time being. Local radio station KACR, 96.1 (if you live in Alameda), has decided to broadcast this podcast.   Tune in this week as we discuss our favorite space movies, which movie star we coaxed into his "Big" break, and why ovens are the best appliances for cooking food. 

Listen to our season 4 finale, while we go over exposition, ad nauseum, and discuss what themed bakeries we would most likely open if given the chance. 

Listen this week as Dillon and Dutch head to the woods for some rest and relaxation. We talk about everything, our breakfast, lunch, and dinner menu. The vast amount of high quality scotch we consumed, and were consuming in real time. But onto greater discussion topics such as the plan for when we are attacked by any and all wild animals thought to be on the property, to whether you would want to fight a bear, or a wookie in a sanctioned boxing fight in Las Vegas. We get to the marrow of our meat, and discover the meaning of life itself. 

Listen this week as Dillon anf Dutch are tested at the cave. Enjoy this well edited podcast from the editors in the Dillon and Dutch editing room. We all appreciate the drop in pay, Dillon. Hopefully you both are happy with the enromous amount of editing we did for this podcast. Seriously, you send in hours of nonsense every day. We are the ones who should be featured on your podcast. This is not the 3rd or 4th best metal detecting podcast, I'd say at least 5th. I quit Dillon and Dutch, sincerely Kenny, your lead editor. (Drops Mic)

Dillon and Dutch confront Bishop Auron about the scroll found in Patagonia. The time has come for all questions to be answered, and the Bishop might not be up to the final task at hand. What will happen when the scrolls are joined, where will this final battle take place, but most importantly, ... who can survive the coming onslaught?

Some things are meant to be unknown, like the affect a 50 caliber has on a llama. 

Listen this week, and try to find the hidden clue as to where your precious Dillon and Dutch are being held captive. 

Listen this week as Dillon and Dutch discover a temple dedicated to arguably one of the worst men in history. Is the puzzle coming together yet? By the time you listen to this, they may already be gone. 

Some "treasure" should never be uncovered... Some coins, are best left buried. Two men will tempt the fates, and pay a price they aren't ready for. 

Keep listening. Dillon and Dutch are counting on you. Find them if you dare. 

40 days have passed since the world had any word from Dillon and Dutch. I have been instructed to give the following message: "Latin Gold Casts the same shadow as buried ruins"   If any of you can decipher the code, send a letter to PO Box 2372 Alameda, Ca 94501. 

I have been instructed to post this episode. More episodes will be on the way. Please make sure if you have any clues as to Dillon or Dutch's whereabouts, to call the hotline, or send mail to PO Box 2372 Alameda, Ca 94501. 

Listen this week to our Season 3 finale. Dillon and Dutch discuss our journey to the center of the earth, our race around the planet in a hot air balloon, and our fight to the death against a kraken. We go over the Christmas holiday, and the tragic death of Carrie Fisher. We end on the edge of your seat, after we carefully deconstruct the riddle behind the letters from the legendary Yukon Cornelius. See you next season when we go on the search for the world's most famous prospector. 

Listen this week as Dillon and Dutch discuss the Krampus, a half goat, half demon creature who kidnaps misbehaving children, and locks them away in his wicker dungeon. Dillon and Dutch also discuss the perfect Christmas movie, traditions over the holidays, and they both open up their Christmas gifts for each other. Pull up a chair, start a fire, sip some hot chocolate, and enjoy us talking at you about things you no nothing about. From all of us at both Triple D Mining Company, and Dillon and Dutch Metal Detecting... MERRY CHRISTMAS AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR. 

While researching the lost treasure of Santa Puente, Dillon and Dutch were approached by a mysterious sect of people whose sole purpose was to discover the fountain of youth. We were offered their greatest treasures they had come across in their pursuit to find eternal life. We accepted their gifts, quickly discovered the fountain of youth, and then forgot to tell them about it. We eventually sold off their treasure, and purchased condominiums in Las Vegas, but because of the downturn in the economy in 2008, we were forced to sell for a mere 2.7 million dollar profit. We have fought a Balrog, wild animals, and fought alongside kangaroo rebels, but we didn't realize, the hardest punch comes from the IRS. We only came away with 1.3 million in profits over a 6 year period. We have never been so humiliated in our entire lives, but, we will now live forever, so... bonus. 

Listen in this week as Dillon and Dutch plan to journey to Cairo, a land of milk and honey. There we infiltrate the "Sand Spider's" lair and wrest the leadership away from his group of bandits. Later, we teach the river tribes how to use agriculture to their benefit, by perfecting the slash and burn method. By nightfall we walk the parapets, invade a warlord's castle, and become kings. 

Listen this week as Dillon and Dutch go into minute detail about the shark fighting kumite they discovered while working undercover for Interpol. After a few months of befriending one of the sharks named "Julian", Dillon realizes that he doesn't fight to survive, he fights because it's what he loves most. After a few more months of training under Dillon and Dutch, Julian enters the sudden death competition. After nearly flawless victories, Julian faces his most difficult enemy, his nemesis Flipper. Flipper poisons Julian by blowing salt dust into his eyes, but because of his training under our intrepid adventurers, Julian soundly defeats Flipper by making his give up in the end. Julian is promptly gifted an anciet katana sword by the Kumite board of directors and starts a career in commodities trading. Godspeed. 

Listen this week as Dillon and Dutch go into minute detail about the multiple drug cartels they brought to justice in South America. 

Listen this week as we finally do a recap of last season's dramatic ending to our cat and mouse, life or death struggle against The Miner. One of the most prolific serial killers in modern history. 

Listen this week as our intrepid warriors of metal detecting detail the first time a world leader requested they step up and save planet earth from almost certain doom.

Listen this week as Dillon and Dutch take time out of their busy life to discuss the finer points of art valuation based on 16th Century Gothic buttresses. 

Listen this week, as Dillon and Dutch discuss their favorite GI Joe Action figures, and which ones were literally based on their real life fight against Libyan terrorists.

Listen in this week where Dillon and Dutch give an endorsement for President, and talk about their popular cook book series from the 1970s and 1980s. 

Listen this week as Dillon and Dutch discuss freemasonry, and their harrowing undercover operation that convinced the Peruvian Government to put warning labels on illegal fireworks. 

Dillon and Dutch are back!!!!! We took a 6 week vacation, had to rest up before we started our third season. Something happened at the end of May that distracted us, but we are back. Lots to talk about this week, including our newest trip to the gold mines where we discovered more abandoned mines, constructed a crossbow, and invented a new way of hiking. Listen in, learn, and enjoy. 

While Dutch is on his road to recovery, he is required to sit down one last time with Agent Perkins in order to give a final statement about the events of May 31st. What occurred in the mine is hard to describe, and it's only a miracle Dutch got out in one piece. And what hangs in the balance? Dutch's freedom, and Dillon's life. Tune in and find out the truth. 

Dutch is missing!!!! Most likely taken by The Miner, the self proclaimed "steward of the earth". Dillon is frantically racing against time to find him. Along the way Dillon confronts Agent Perkins about withholding vital information, which only reveals how little we really know about Dillon and Dutch. How far into his past will Dillon need to go into, in order to find Dutch? Is Dutch even still alive? Will Dillon survive the inevitable confrontation? Tune in and find out. 

Dillon and Dutch are reeling from a disturbing message left on the body of one of the serial killer's victims. This killer has named himself "The Miner" and is threatening to harm Dutch in front of Dillon. The stakes couldn't be higher as Dillon and Dutch try to find the man behind the voice, in order to put a stop to him once and for all. But these two warriors have one final serious fork in the road they must walk together, if they hope to survive until the end. Listen to the entire episode. 

CAUGHT!!!! The killer has been apprehended. Listen in this week as Dillon and Dutch walk you through the clues that led to the eventual arrest of the killer. Some skepticism still lingers a little, but with each passing hour D&D are more and more convinced that the FBI got their man. This week you'll also be privy to our preference for a brand of root beer, what we order at Jack in the Box, and our 1980's VHS series. Dillon and Dutch ...OUT!!

It has been one week since our meeting with the special agent. We have been warned to put our families in protective custody which has had mixed results. Both of us have taken sabbaticals in order to work full time on catching this killer. Things take a turn, when a simple day trip exploring an abandoned gold mine turns deadly. 

Listen this week as Dillon and Dutch finally have a sit down with a special agent. Questions will be answered, but more questions will arise. A gauntlet will be thrown down, and when the smoke clears, only those who are true will be standing. Some times, the only law you can follow, is the law of survival. Hit subscribe. 

Listen in this week as Dillon and Dutch start to piece together a tapestry of unusual occurences that are leading them in the only conclusion: they are being hunted. The FBI has asked that they come in and have a sit down with them. Our trusted heroes have no clue what it's about. At this point no one can be trusted, they only trust themselves. One thing is for certain, Dillon and Dutch have had enough. 

Listen this week as Dillon and Dutch explore a 250 ft air shaft from an abandoned gold mine. It was a little harrowing seeing as though none of us had any experience in climbing, or descending into something of this magnitude, but then again, we aren't doing this for the fame or the glory. We explore because it is there, you won't find us selling out, or giving up. Dillon and Dutch refuses to cut apart our climbing rope and make it into a rug, why? Because we are men.

Listen this week as Dillon and Dutch talk about a future adventure in the works. We also review a conversation we had with an FBI Profiler while on the airplane coming back from Montana. Random coincidences are adding up to something more...devious. Hit subscribe. 

Listen in this week as we update you on our trip to Montana to metal detect a national park. We are tasked with metal detecting a gruesome scene of a recent murder. Almost zero information is shared with us, however we have started to get the feeling that this was not an isolated incident, we were not there just to metal detect, and a killer is out there looking for his next prey.