Dinner Party Small Talk

In which an insane scientist brings us back from the dead so we can interview a cloistered hillbilly and a witch, and we finish the series of stories of a man named Fuck.These descriptions just get weirder and weirder.

In which we update you for the second time

In which most of the four Alien films don't suck as much as they're supposed to. MOST of them.

In which we waste our time with another crappy guest that doesn't know how to do her job - entertainment reporter Dong Smith, we regret reading some fan letters, and psychic medium Expecto the Magnificent helps us commune with the dead.

In which Matt and Nyssa, for some stupid reason, slog through Dumb and Dumber To, Dumb and Dumberer, and the inferior unrated edition of the otherwise-classic Dumb and Dumber.

In which Matt and Nyssa talk about Sly Stallone's latest piece of shit paid vacation, The Expendables 3.

In which Matt and Nyssa begin with a bad judgement call and things get worse from there as they talk to PR-hack Mary Sherry, indulge another twisted Story Time, and interview someone who is not Kenny G.

Where the big issues take a back seat to small talk!

In which we interview aspiring young celebrity Marine...Maureen...something, we return to Nostalgia Killer and have a look at the Disney film 'Mulan', and we hear some poetry and other such ramblings from an Australian bush poet only known as Darryl.

We have a chat about the latest, greatest...well, at least the latest thing to come out of South Australia - creepy boogeyman/psychological thriller, The Babadook.

In which it's CHRISTMAS! We interview Mrs Claus, Matt speaks to a bunch of uppity ghosts trying to tell him what to do, and Nyssa interviews Krampus, the Christmas Asshole.

In which we receive shocking news, we look back on the eventful Season 2, we interview Matt and Nyssa from Episode 1 and we interview Nyssa's favourite returning guest.

In which we interview 5 famous British Davids, resolve some hypothetical situations, and interview amateur film reviewer Gladys Vance.

In which Matt and Nyssa discuss the 'greatest bad movie ever made' - The Room - and the book written by principle cast member Greg Sestero chronicling the production of The Room, his past as an actor, and his friendship with the bizarre man behind the movie - Tommy Wiseau.

In which MattBot 5000 and Nyssatron are joined by meat-sack Carl Gregory for story-time, the disastrous return of Jennifer Love Reptile, and interviews with corpse-stylist Cadmium Thurman, and little twerps Scott and Taylor. 'Bradley Pooper' written by Carl Gregory

In which MattBot 5000 and Nyssatron tell a story of Slap, the not-gay boy, take callers for advice columnist Deanna del Pescado, and chat with German experimental film-maker Gress Scheßschterfescht.

In which MattBot 5000 and Nyssatron celebrate Robot Awareness Month by interviewing a representative of the Royal Robot Council of Australia, Fuckbot, the figurehead of the Royal Commission for Recommissioned Royal Robots, Queen Elizabeth II, and finish the episode with a mystery guest. Featuring a submission from Carl Gregory

In which friends of the podcast - Pat and Melissa - fill in for Matt and Nyssa, who have mysteriously disappeared in the wake of their alleged charity fraud. They conduct a special investigation into the developing situation with reporter Bindi Irwin, take some calls from the podcast's audience, and interview Tricia Merquet on the subject of her unconventional new dating advice book.With a submission from Carl Gregory, A.K.A Steazy McWhale-Tits.

In which we rerun an old episode from the 20's featuring the glamorous Miriam Snipes and the lecherous Baron Munchausen-By-Proxy, a Nostalgia Killer review of George Melies' 'A Trip To The Moon', and eager young inventor Samuel Swift and his electrical cure-all treatment.

In which we discuss two fantastic and bizarre films from Phantasm and Beastmaster director Don Coscarelli - 'Bubba Ho-Tep', and 'John Dies At The End'.

A special hour-long episode in which we try to raise enough money to save the show from imminent financial ruin, featuring interviews with local superhero Captain Lung and spiritual advisor Phineas Fillet, a deep analysis of some cheap snacks, a chat with phone volunteers/returning guests Kev McCauley and Candy Crush, a moving tribute to those involved in the show that have passed, and a freestyle rap from rapper Beef Jerky.

In which we discuss the merits and faults of Escape From New York, and its bizarre sequel - Escape From LA.

In which we kick Matt off the show, feature Space Jam and Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure on Nostalgia Killer, finish Kanye West's original fiction, and interview energetic rapper and star of the reality show 'BJ's Love Pit', Beef Jerky.

In which we talk to Jennifer Love Hewitt's mother regarding her daughter's recent reptilian revelation, we learn about the latest innovation in home security - the SCRAM Home Protection Cannon, we read a short story submitted to us by Kanye West, and we talk to a young lady called Candy Crush regarding her upcoming legal stoush with King Games.

In which we discuss snacks and some crazy forms of Japanese locomotion, Carl Sagan reports on a nasty accident, we ruin more of your childhood memories with Nostalgia Killer, and explore uptight politician Barton Cranberry's hidden talent.

In which you get to know us, an elderly person dies on air, we discuss our opinions on Roland Emmerich and Gremlins, and we interview unlikely business mogul Kev McCauley.