Divide And Multiply

How many of you have had - or will admit to having - work dreams? I've been retired for almost 4 years, and I've had a couple of doozies lately! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/headlock/message

A shopping trip gone awry. Trapped in a mushroom cloud of perfume. Have some people gone nose blind, or is there another reason why they douse themselves in scent? --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/headlock/message

A elderly man was murdered and dismembered in the not-so-distant past. Who could commit such a heinous act? Was the perpetrator ever brought to justice? --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/headlock/message

This is the story of Porter Ross, who killed his wife and sister-in-law in the late 1800s. Did he get away with murder? Tune in and find out. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/headlock/message

This story is about the murder of Lars Oleson, which took place in the winter of 1878-1879. Was it self-defense? Or something more sinister? --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/headlock/message

Oshkosh is home to EAA (Experimental Aircraft Association's annual fly-in). Here are a few EAA-related stories. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/headlock/message

Do you ever wonder where certain expressions come from. Here's a bit of trivia for you! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Well friends, I'm done people-ing for the day. My confidence in the younger generation is lacking. Let me just say this: Reading comprehension is important. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

The remains that were found in the Town of Vinland in 2015 have been identified!! https://anchor.fm/headlock/message --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

A listener left a voice message via the Comments button on my podcast page on Anchor.fm. The question: "Have you ever received any death threats?" Yes, as a matter of fact, I have. Tune in for story time! Please note that this episode contains some salty language. If you're easily offended at a few naughty words, please do no listen. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

What could cause the eardrums of two strangers- in the same housing unit - to rupture, in less than 12 hours? --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

The past few months have been quite an adventure.

Housing a male inmate who identifies as female in a male housing unit certainly isn't a recipe for disaster...or is it? --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

I did not fall off the face of the earth, I just retired. Here's what I've been up to since September 1st. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Drug-addled inmates and all of the issues that come with them (i.e., enabling family members, etc.) --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Human remains were found in the Town of Vinland on April 29, 2015. I discuss all of the efforts being made to give this person his name back. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Lots of immature humor when it comes to certain names! Much more than just a "Top 10" list of unfortunate names. Just wait till you hear the top 2 - and yes, they are real names!! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Join me as I talk about one of Winnebago county's cold cases: the 1963 murder of Wayne Pratt. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Chronic masturbation and other inappropriate behavior in the housing units. Be warned - there is a certain "yuck" factor in this episode. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

I delve into why certain inmates have hygiene issues, and other gross things that we deal with. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

I am one of the lucky ones who gets to administer drug tests to people at my job. Here are some fun stories about my experiences. Please note these stories will be disgusting and will either make you laugh or gag depending on your sense of humor. Enjoy! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

This episode focuses on some of the things we have found while searching people, and while doing shakedowns of cells. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

This is dedicated to the people with seemingly no sense of personal space with whom we interact on a daily basis. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Much like the title describes I discuss medical nightmares and individuals who still haunt me --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

We discuss the joys of housing female inmates. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

My inspiration for this episode came from a question posed on one of the Corrections pages I follow on FB. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

I would like to paint you a picture of how my work day went today. I am a gigantic black cloud when it comes to being in our booking area. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

This episode is a brief glance into why people who work in corrections develop a twisted sense of humor as a way of coping with the more disgusting parts of the job. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Here are a few examples of why you should stay in school. Simple math is really not that difficult. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

This is a brief explanation of why I chose to do a podcast. There's also what I think is maybe a not-so-funny situation that one of our dispatchers shared with me, and I feel the need to share it with you. I think this will explain why we in law enforcement have such a strange sense of humor. We develop it to deal with the situations that we respond to. You just can't make this stuff up! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Working in law enforcement - specifically corrections - for almost 30 years gives a person a unique perspective on things. I'll be sharing my experience with you. I'll also have friends join me to share theirs as well. This is my take on humor, managing stress, and life in general. Please know that there will probably be strong language sprinkled throughout this podcast. Thanks for listening!