Drek & Dragons

Who says Summer can't be spooky? (At least that's my excuse for getting this one out in October)  Hope you're ready for some good ol' fashioned father-son bonding as Xander and his dad take to the wilderness to put hairs on his chest.   ---Contact us!   Twitter: @DrekandDragons // Email: drekanddragons@gmail.com       ---Support us! Patreon.com/drekanddragons

Goodbye elevators, hello vents. Athena stands out, Voodoo tries to play it cool, and Ajax breaks a heart.   ---Contact us!   Twitter: @DrekandDragons // Email: drekanddragons@gmail.com       ---Support us! Patreon.com/drekanddragons

Athena attempts to get Bravo's gear and finds herself in a tough position as Ajax and Voodoo try their best to make, arguably, the best distraction attempt ever made. Athena gets stuck in a closet, Voodoo talks a lot, and Ajax relieves himself.   ---Contact us!   Twitter: @DrekandDragons // Email: drekanddragons@gmail.com       ---Support us! Patreon.com/drekanddragons

The party is well underway as Bravo's infiltration continues. Athena plays, Stephen schmoozes, and Ajax drinks.   ---Contact us!   Twitter: @DrekandDragons // Email: drekanddragons@gmail.com       ---Support us! Patreon.com/drekanddragons

Bravo finishes preparations and begins their daring rescue mission. Athena gets hit on, Ajax refuses to be in character, and Stephen raises his hand.   ---Contact us!   Twitter: @DrekandDragons // Email: drekanddragons@gmail.com       ---Support us! Patreon.com/drekanddragons

Stephen and Ajax catch up to Athena in Essen and devise a plan to kill three birds with one stone.  Stephen bullies a man, Ajax puts clothes on, and Athena makes a deal.   ---Contact us!   Twitter: @DrekandDragons // Email: drekanddragons@gmail.com       ---Support us! Patreon.com/drekanddragons

Bravo plans their next steps, but Athena isn't one to wait. Stephen copes, Ajax meditates, and Athena takes a flight.   ---Contact us!   Twitter: @DrekandDragons // Email: drekanddragons@gmail.com       ---Support us! Patreon.com/drekanddragons

After confronting Avery, Bravo has to decide what to do. But first, they must debrief with Johnson and deal with some unfortunate news from home.   ---Contact us!   Twitter: @DrekandDragons // Email: drekanddragons@gmail.com       ---Support us! Patreon.com/drekanddragons

We're BACK! Sorry for the wait, but as you all should know by now, ChrisannukuhwanzadonTM takes place in mid to late January! Anyways, we'll be back with the next arc of the main campaign in the coming few weeks. Thanks for hanging in this with us!   ---Contact us!   Twitter: @DrekandDragons // Email: drekanddragons@gmail.com       ---Support us! Patreon.com/drekanddragons

*Spoopy noises* Did you hear that? That sound from behind you... that's right- it's the Halloween Special, *screams*.  You know what it is- buckle up and stay spoopy as Garth, Xander, and Silver dive into an underground lab that's sure to be full of as many tricks as it is treats. Happy Halloween!   ---Contact us!   Twitter: @DrekandDragons // Email: drekanddragons@gmail.com       ---Support us! Patreon.com/drekanddragons

It's time to confront Avery and see what secrets lie in wait in this, the finale of Act 2 (of 3)!!    ---Contact us!   Twitter: @DrekandDragons // Email: drekanddragons@gmail.com       ---Support us! Patreon.com/drekanddragons

Bravo enters the flooded ruins of Gaea in search of Avery. Ajax reminisces, Stephen panics, and Athena threatens a homeless man.   ---Contact us!   Twitter: @DrekandDragons // Email: drekanddragons@gmail.com       ---Support us! Patreon.com/drekanddragons

Continuing down the rabbit hole, Bravo enters a nearby shantytown in their pursuit of the rogue agent, Avery Jackson. Athena shoots even more things, Ajax makes a sketchy purchase, and Voodoo feels Athena's pain.   ---Contact us!   Twitter: @DrekandDragons // Email: drekanddragons@gmail.com       ---Support us! Patreon.com/drekanddragons

Bravo follows the only real lead they have left in their hunt for Avery Jackson. Athena can't see anything, Stephen loses his saved game, and Ajax casts horrifying spells.   ---Contact us!   Twitter: @DrekandDragons // Email: drekanddragons@gmail.com       ---Support us! Patreon.com/drekanddragons

Grab your swim trunks and a cold beverage- we're goin' to Summer Camp!! Xander babysits some teens, Bryce Romances a girl, and Chester enrages everyone.   ---Contact us!   Twitter: @DrekandDragons // Email: drekanddragons@gmail.com       ---Support us! Patreon.com/drekanddragons

Laying low in a nearby bed and breakfast, Bravo takes the evening off to rest up. Ajax opens up about his past, Athena lets her emotional guard down, and Stephen gets a cold shower.   ---Contact us!   Twitter: @DrekandDragons // Email: drekanddragons@gmail.com       ---Support us! Patreon.com/drekanddragons

Bravo attempts to continue the investigation in the face of mounting opposition and awful dice rolls. Athena does what she does best, Ajax sits down, and Stephen puts on his best cockney accent.   ---Contact us!   Twitter: @DrekandDragons // Email: drekanddragons@gmail.com       ---Support us! Patreon.com/drekanddragons

Heading out on their new assignment, Bravo aims to take down a rogue Chimera operative. But what awaits them may raise more questions than answers. Ajax reminisces about the good ol' days, Athena slaps Voodoo, and Voodoo gets tongue-tied for the first time.   ---Contact us!   Twitter: @DrekandDragons // Email: drekanddragons@gmail.com       ---Support us! Patreon.com/drekanddragons

As their short vacation comes to an end, Bravo prepares for their next assignment: Take down a rogue agent, and hopefully not die in the process. Athena tries breaking physics, Ajax gets a tattoo, and Stephen calls his ex.   ---Contact us!   Twitter: @DrekandDragons // Email: drekanddragons@gmail.com       ---Support us! Patreon.com/drekanddragons

Bravo gets a well-earned reward and rest after their most recent harrowing adventure. Ajax scares the locals, Athena acts like she doesn't know him, and someone gives Stephen the finger.   ---Contact us!   Twitter: @DrekandDragons // Email: drekanddragons@gmail.com       ---Support us!   Patreon.com/drekanddragons   

The finale of the Movie Night arc is here! How will the gang finish the insanely easy third movie? Will they ever make it out of this horrible simulation? Are rhetorical questions ever going to go out of style? Listen in to find out!  Athena throws a grenade, Voodoo breaks the rules, and Ajax destroys reality (but only for a minute).   ---Contact us!   Twitter: @DrekandDragons // Email: drekanddragons@gmail.com       ---Support us!   Patreon.com/drekanddragons   

Having completed the second of three "movies", Bravo takes on perhaps their greatest challenge yet in... The Godmother! ...just kidding it's going to be crazy easy- as "game is broken" easy.  Athena gets grab bags galore, Stephen buys a cake, Ajax's L337 Sw4g level goes over 9,000.   ---Contact us!   Twitter: @DrekandDragons // Email: drekanddragons@gmail.com       ---Support us!   Patreon.com/drekanddragons   

Witness the conclusion to the second of three movies, as our scurvy-riddled Bravo tries to steal an ancient magical chalice from the hands of the Royal British Navy and stop an extra-dimensional evil from being resurrected! Also: What horrors will the third and final movie of this arc bring upon our beloved sociopaths? Only time (ya know, two weeks) will tell!  Ajax "stuns" a bunch of enemies, Stephen plays action hero, and Athena jingles some keys.   ---Contact us!   Twitter: @DrekandDragons // Email: drekanddragons@gmail.com       ---Support us!   Patreon.com/drekanddragons   

Pirates? Krakens? Peg Legs? Oh MY! It's time for Bravo to brave the second 'movie' in this horrible contraption they find themselves trapped in!  Athena gets a new 'leg', Stephen makes a splash of an entrance, and Ajax gets some bling.   ---Contact us!   Twitter: @DrekandDragons // Email: drekanddragons@gmail.com       ---Support us!   Patreon.com/drekanddragons   

Bravo Team makes their final stand against the Nazi threat- will they save Brian? Will they die trying? Will I ever stop asking rhetorical questions?  Athena misses (a LOT), Ajax hoards medkits, and Stephen uses even more grenades. ---Contact us!   Twitter: @DrekandDragons // Email: drekanddragons@gmail.com      ---Support us!   Patreon.com/drekanddragons   

Our (late) Chrisanukuhwanzadon Special for 2020 is finally here!  It's a (late) Chrisanukuhwanzadon miracle!!  ---Contact us!   Twitter: @DrekandDragons // Email: drekanddragons@gmail.com      ---Support us!   Patreon.com/drekanddragons   

Bravo begins defending Corporal Brian against the incoming Nazi army.  Athena shoots terribly, Stephen throws grenades, and Ajax urinates. ---Contact us!   Twitter: @DrekandDragons // Email: drekanddragons@gmail.com      ---Support us!   Patreon.com/drekanddragons   

Bravo enters a fever dream virtual reality. Will they be able to beat the system itself,  save Lima, and free themselves from the grasp of this deadly AI?  Voodoo needs a pop-up blocker, Athena questions her team's intelligence, and Ajax does his taxes.  Contact us!   Twitter: @DrekandDragons // Email: drekanddragons@gmail.com     Support us!   Patreon.com/drekanddragons  

Bravo gets their first assignment as an Omega-class team: Find out what caused a massive black out in Hong Kong, rescue Lima team, and find evidence of any Mechinidrax activity. Athena gets jumpy, Voodoo lays down, and Ajax almost kills himself.  Contact us!   Twitter: @DrekandDragons // Email: drekanddragons@gmail.com     Support us!   Patreon.com/drekanddragons  

This shorter-than-normal episode wraps up the team-building exercise before starting an all new, action-packed arc. For now, sit back, relax, sip that soykaf, and tune out.  Athena plays piano, Stephen let's his walls down, and Ajax listens to a wall.    Contact us!   Twitter: @DrekandDragons // Email: drekanddragons@gmail.com     Support us!   Patreon.com/drekanddragons  

It's time to tear down the frigid barrier that keeps this team from truly getting to know one another. That is to say, it's time for the HR-mandated Team-Building Exercise!  Athena uses a ladder, Stephen questions life choices, and Ajax terrifies everyone.    Contact us!   Twitter: @DrekandDragons // Email: drekanddragons@gmail.com    Support us!   Patreon.com/drekanddragons  

Stephen takes some time to think.  Contact us!Twitter: @DrekandDragons // Email: drekanddragons@gmail.com Support us!Patreon.com/drekanddragons [Music by Kyle Davidson]

Welcome one, and welcome all, to the most spookiest night of the year! *Lightning Strike* It's time once more for a double-length episode to explore All Hallow's Eve! The veil between worlds thins, the dead to rise, and mad scientists play with powers far beyond their control... Let's find out what happens, tonight... in the Shadow Zone.  Silver loves ley lines, Xander gets out of his car, and Garth burns everything  down (again...) Contact us!Twitter: @DrekandDragons // Email: drekanddragons@gmail.com Support us!Patreon.com/drekanddragons   [Music by Joel Steudler, www.patreon.com/joelsteudler]

Stephen and Athena are brought up to speed on the real inner workings of Chimera whilst an old man tends to his zen garden.  Stephen raises his hand, Athena isn't surprised, and Ajax trims his nose hair.  Contact us!Twitter: @DrekandDragons // Email: drekanddragons@gmail.com Support us!Patreon.com/drekanddragons [Music by Kyle Davidson]

Stephen and Athena escape the pyramid, Mechinidrax in hand.  But at a cost they didn't wish to pay. What happens now? Contact us!Twitter: @DrekandDragons // Email: drekanddragons@gmail.comSupport us!Patreon.com/drekanddragons[Music by Kyle Davidson]

Bravo walks through a wasteland of death and decay, the purple glow of an otherworldly plague all around.  A storm looms overhead, and even the very air hides an unseen threat...  Robin laughs, Stephen cries, and Athena does what she must. Contact us!Twitter: @DrekandDragons // Email: drekanddragons@gmail.comSupport us!Patreon.com/drekanddragons[Music by Kyle Davidson]

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As Robin hangs on by a thread, the team pushes further toward their goal... the scent of decay and death lurks ever closer.  Athena shoots first and asks questions later (again), Voodoo enables a recovering drug addict, and Robin's leg smells funny.Contact us! // Twitter: @DrekandDragons // email: drekanddragons@gmail.com [Music by Kyle Davidson]

After surviving the ant debacle the team continues northwest into the unknown. Starving, thirsty and wounded, the team is in desperate need of good fortune- something that just isn't in the cards in the unforgiving jungle.  Athena ends another innocent sentient being, Stephen doesn't understand fish, and Robin gets more to worry about than his missing toe. Contact us! // Twitter: @DrekandDragons // email: drekanddragons@gmail.com [Music by Kyle Davidson]

The village has seen better days and so have our three psychopa- uhh, "heroes", who only have 4 days left to stop the plague! So grab a soykaf and listen in as they continue their trek through Amazonia!  Robin's withdrawal tightens its grip, Athena climbs a tree, and Stephen still hates the jungle. Contact us! // Twitter: @DrekandDragons // email: drekanddragons@gmail.com [Music by Kyle Davidson]

After destroying the lives of some innocent creatures, our favorite trigger-happy runners continue their journey into the Amazonian rain forest.  Robin vomits (...again), Athena murders more innocents (...again), and Stephen discovers a hidden power.Contact us! // Twitter: @DrekandDragons // email: drekanddragons@gmail.com[Music by Kyle Davidson]

After crash-landing in the Amazonian rainforest, the team struggles to regroup and determine where they are.  Voodoo jumps to conclusions, Athena makes a huge mistake, and Robin is gripped by withdrawal.Contact us! // Twitter: @DrekandDragons // email: drekanddragons@gmail.com[Music by Kyle Davidson]

The team gets their first real assignment as Operatives of the Chimera Syndicate.  Athena gets even more OP (again), Stephen offends customer service (again), and Robin vomits (again... multiple times).Contact us! // Twitter: @DrekandDragons // email: drekanddragons@gmail.com[Music by Kyle Davidson]

Now new agents of the Chimera Syndicate, the gang gets used to life in the syndicate's Seattle base, Typhon.  Stephen learns of his lineage, Athena finds hope for a peaceful life, and Robin's spiral continues...Contact us! // Twitter: @DrekandDragons // email: drekanddragons@gmail.com[Music by Kyle Davidson]

The gang is officially a part of the Chimera Syndicate, but before they can be sent on any further missions they must complete the rest of their new employee orientation.  Robin does his hacky thing, Athena gets hit on, and Stephen swoons a robot. Contact us! // Twitter: @DrekandDragons // email: drekanddragons@gmail.com[Music by Kyle Davidson]

Several weeks have passed since Mr. Johnson gave the team their first 'assignments'. How did they do? What have they been up to? And just how boring will New Employee Orientation be?  Athena learns a new skill, Robin learns about himself, Stephen learns to let go. Contact us! // Twitter: @DrekandDragons // email: drekanddragons@gmail.com[Music by Kyle Davidson] 

The team debriefs with Dr. Banks and decides the boy's fate before taking on Mr. Johnson's first assignment: taking some well-earned time off.  Robin tries to redeem himself, Athena thinks of the future, and Jam tries to heal. Contact us! // Twitter: @DrekandDragons // email: drekanddragons@gmail.com[Music by Kyle Davidson]

It's all come down to this, chummers... The gang fights to save the remaining technomancers from Ares' evil grasp, but also has to evacuate the oil rig in time! Can they make it? Probably, but right now I'm just focusing on the fact that we made an arc in the ocean without doing a pun on the word 'Chum'.  Like, "Will this gang of chummers become just a gang of chum?" or maybe "Chummering the Waters" or something... Oh, my bad- Uhh... Athena shoots literally everything (again), Jam remembers what class he is, and Robin learns a few new tricks. Contact us! // Twitter: @DrekandDragons // email: drekanddragons@gmail.com[Music by Kyle Davidson]

The boat's been dealt with and the survivors are secured. However, with at least one more innocent technomancer left on the oil rig (that's now on red alert), can our "heroes" make it in time and survive?  Athena continues her murder spree, Jam *doesn't* puke, and Robin beats impossible odds.((editor's note: Adam's internet cuts at the end, hence the sudden finish to the episode, noted with static, and the accidental cliffhanger.))Contact us! // Twitter: @DrekandDragons // email: drekanddragons@gmail.com[Music by Kyle Davidson]

The team took the bridge of the boat without sounding an alarm, but how far can their stealth run last when Robin's at the helm?  Robin plays with cranes, Athena ruins more families, and Jam gives Vlad an early Birthday present. Contact us! // Twitter: @DrekandDragons // email: drekanddragons@gmail.com[Music by Kyle Davidson]

The gang draws close to the Ares black site in the hopes of saving Robin's adopted family, preparing for what they might find and hoping to not die en route. Robin hits the floor, Jam counts calories, and Athena doesn't shoot everything (for once). Contact us! // Twitter: @DrekandDragons // email: drekanddragons@gmail.com[Music by Kyle Davidson]