Fights of the Round Table

Best MCU Fight SceneWelcome to Season 2 of Fights of the Round Table! This year can't possibly be worse than the last. Listen in as five semi-informed humans argue over the best MCU Fight Scene. Spanning the breadth of the Marvel Comic Universe, we will work to debunk each other's opinions. Be forewarned that spoilers are revealed during our discussion. If you haven't watched the entire MCU, first of all, what is wrong with you? But more importantly, disregard your own thoughts and merely conform to what we think. As always, download, subscribe and give us five stars (don't worry about listening).  https://twitter.com/fightsotrthttps://www.instagram.com/fightsoftheroundtableSpace Pastor/Co-host: Matt SwearingenSalty Guy/Co-host: Josh HurthThe-kid-who-replaced-Dobson/Co-host: Tyler Feikert Beard god/Co-host: John AveraSemi-legal alien/Co-host: Edson BezerraMusic: Jami Bezerra

Best Form of PotatoWelcome to Season 2 of Fights of the Round Table! This year can't possibly be worse than the last. Listen in as five semi-great humans argue over which form of potato is best. Understanding that this starch has so much potential is pivotal to the human race. Join us as we debate the potato from its raw state to its purest form; it's almost as though the other vegetables aren't even trying. As always, download, subscribe, and give us five stars (don't worry about listening).  https://twitter.com/fightsotrthttps://www.instagram.com/fightsoftheroundtableSpace Pastor/Co-host: Matt SwearingenSalty Guy/Co-host: Josh HurthSoon-to-be-replaced/Co-host: John DobsonBeard god/Co-host: John AveraSemi-legal alien/Co-host: Edson BezerraMusic: Jami Bezerra

Best Movie TrilogyIn this episode of Fights of the Round Table we welcome our friend Joel Martin, yes THAT Joel Martin, to fill in for Edson to help the other nincompoops debate the Best Movie Trilogy.  We take a few liberties with what we’re considering a trilogy but it’s our podcast so, ya know...deal with it.  As always, download, subscribe and give us five stars (don't worry about listening).   https://twitter.com/fightsotrthttps://www.instagram.com/fightsoftheroundtable Space Pastor/Co-host: Matt SwearingenSalty Guy/Co-host: Josh HurthSoon-to-be-replaced/Co-host: John DobsonBeard god/Co-host: John AveraCo-host (Not appearing in this episode): Edson BezerraModerator/Patience of Job: Matt SinexFill in Host: Joel Martin Music: Jami Bezerra

Best Sitcom (2000-present) Welcome to Season 2 of Fights of the Round Table!  This year can't possibly be worse than the last.  Listen in as five morons and their equally moronic moderator argue which Sitcom (2000-present) is best.  Having spent the past year binge-watching streaming providers, we are anxious to rank our favorite reasons to laugh.  Fair warning spoilers are coming, but in our defense, you should have watched these shows already.  As always, download, subscribe and give us five stars (don't worry about listening).   https://twitter.com/fightsotrthttps://www.instagram.com/fightsoftheroundtable Space Pastor/Co-host: Matt SwearingenSalty Guy/Co-host: Josh HurthSoon-to-be-replaced/Co-host: John DobsonBeard god/Co-host: John AveraSemi-legal alien/Co-host: Edson BezerraModerator/Patience of Job: Matt Sinex Music: Jami Bezerra

Best Team (with a Twist!)Welcome to Season 2 of Fights of the Round Table! This year can't possibly be worse than the last. Listen in as five idiots, and their genius moderator argue which team is best (with a twist!). Instead of just picking our favorite teams, we have created random events for each match-up. This old format, paired with these creative scenarios, should make for scintillating listening. As always, download, subscribe and give us five stars (don't worry about listening).  https://twitter.com/fightsotrthttps://www.instagram.com/fightsoftheroundtableSpace Pastor/Co-host: Matt SwearingenSalty Guy/Co-host: Josh HurthSoon-to-be-replaced/Co-host: John DobsonBeard god/Co-host: John AveraSemi-legal alien/Co-host: Edson BezerraModerator/Patience of Job: Matt SinexMusic: Jami Bezerra

Best Batman VillainWelcome to Season 2 of Fights of the Round Table! This year can't possibly be worse than the last. So strap in and hang on as five numbskulls argue over who is Batman's best villain. These are his most well-known enemies. This episode has been broken down into two parts for enhanced listener enjoyment. As always, download, subscribe and give us five stars (don't worry about listening).  https://twitter.com/fightsotrthttps://www.instagram.com/fightsoftheroundtableSpace Pastor/Co-host: Matt SwearingenSalty Guy/Co-host: Josh HurthSoon-to-be-replaced/Co-host: John Dobson (missing in action)Beard god/Co-host: John AveraSemi-legal alien/Co-host: Edson BezerraModerator/Patience of Job: Matt SinexGuest Moderator/Fellow Nerd: Tim BucklindMusic: Jami Bezerra

Best Batman VillainWelcome to Season 2 of Fights of the Round Table! This year can't possibly be worse than the last. So strap in and hang on as five numbskulls argue over who is Batman's best villain. These are his most well-known enemies. This episode has been broken down into two parts for enhanced listener enjoyment. As always, download, subscribe and give us five stars (don't worry about listening).  https://twitter.com/fightsotrthttps://www.instagram.com/fightsoftheroundtableSpace Pastor/Co-host: Matt SwearingenSalty Guy/Co-host: Josh HurthSoon-to-be-replaced/Co-host: John Dobson (missing in action)Beard god/Co-host: John AveraSemi-legal alien/Co-host: Edson BezerraModerator/Patience of Job: Matt SinexGuest Moderator/Fellow Nerd: Tim BucklindMusic: Jami Bezerra

Welcome to FIGHTS OF THE ROUND TABLE where five foolish fools will fight to the death over things that don’t really matter. Today’s foolish argument revolves around Best TV/movie trope. Our six men under sixty will pull upon our vast foolishness to make choices that will leave our listeners dumbfounded. As usual download, share, and maybe even listen!https://twitter.com/fightsotrthttps://www.instagram.com/fightsoftheroundtableSpace Pastor/Co-host: Matt SwearingenSalty Guy/Co-host: Josh HurthSoon-to-be-replaced/Co-host: John DobsonBeard god/Co-host: John AveraSemi-legal alien/Co-host: Edson BezerraModerator/Patience of Job: Matt SinexMusic: Jami Bezerra

Welcome to Season 2 of Fights of the Round Table! This year can't possibly be worse than the last. So strap in and hang on as five dimwits argue over inconsequential matters to help make other's lives more relevant. We will hash out which fictional weapon will be the best weapon to have. As always, download, subscribe, and give us five stars (don't worry about listening). https://twitter.com/fightsotrthttps://www.instagram.com/fightsoftheroundtableSpace Pastor/Co-host: Matt SwearingenSalty Guy/Co-host: Josh HurthSoon-to-be-replaced/Co-host: John DobsonBeard god/Co-host: John AveraSemi-legal alien/Co-host: Edson BezerraModerator/Patience of Job: Matt SinexMusic: Jami Bezerra

Ok Fight Fans, a topic as vast as BEST CHRISTMAS SONG call for our biggest bracket yet. Join the guys (and fill-in guest) as the y debate which holiday favorite is the Best Christmas Song ever.https://twitter.com/fightsotrthttps://www.instagram.com/fightsoftheroundtableSpace Pastor/Co-host: Matt SwearingenSalty Guy/Co-host: Josh HurthSoon-to-be-replaced/Co-host: John DobsonBeard god/Co-host: John AveraSpecial Fill-in Co-Host: Jamilee HurthModerator/Patience of Job: Matt SinexMusic: Jami Bezerra

Don’t shoot your eye out, don’t be an angry elf. But do join in on the hap, hap, happiest episode we’ve done as we discuss the Best Christmas Movie. https://twitter.com/fightsotrthttps://www.instagram.com/fightsoftheroundtableSpace Pastor/Co-host: Matt SwearingenSalty Guy/Co-host: Josh HurthSoon-to-be-replaced/Co-host: John DobsonBeard god/Co-host: John AveraSpecial Fill-in Co-Host: Jamilee HurthModerator/Patience of Job: Matt SinexMusic: Jami Bezerra

Welcome back to the show where five plorps argue over the best Thanksgiving dessert in celebration of Thanksgiving. A bonus edition of "Four Doors" is included. Feel free to download and listen to this bonus episode while enjoying the best side dish of mashed potatoes and gravy. As usual, download, rate, listen and gorge yourselves along with us as we find the Best Thanksgiving Desserthttps://twitter.com/fightsotrthttps://www.instagram.com/fightsoftheroundtableSpace Pastor/Co-host: Matt SwearingenSalty Guy/Co-host: Josh HurthSoon-to-be-replaced/Co-host: John DobsonBeard god/Co-host: John AveraSemi-legal alien/Co-host: Edson BezerraModerator/Patience of Job: Matt SinexMusic: Jami Bezerra

Join us for the first of two Thanksgiving-themed episodes as our resident bozos argue what is the Best Thanksgiving Side Dish.Be sure to subscribe, like, and rate. And if you like the show, tell your friends!

Welcome back to the show where five newly discovered geniuses argue over the best mask in celebration of Halloween (a little late, we know). Old, new, and iconic masks will be sized up and deemed worthy or not. You may be surprised by our choices, but nothing will be hidden from our audience regarding our decisions. Download, rate, listen, and masquerade along with us as we find the most iconic mask of all time.https://twitter.com/fightsotrthttps://www.instagram.com/fightsoftheroundtableSpace Pastor/Co-host: Matt SwearingenSalty Guy/Co-host: Josh HurthSoon-to-be-replaced/Co-host: John DobsonBeard god/Co-host: John AveraSemi-legal alien/Co-host: Edson BezerraModerator/Patience of Job: Matt SinexMusic: Jami Bezerra

Welcome back to the show where five new-onset diabetics will argue what will become known as the best chocolate candy. Some form of audio gremlin ate our previous recording of this fight. But we, being the champions that we are, fought thru the sugar haze to bring you this masterful critique of the most fantastic chocolate candy. Download, rate, listen, and eat along with us as we all help make America fatter.https://twitter.com/fightsotrthttps://www.instagram.com/fightsoftheroundtableSpace Pastor/Co-host: Matt SwearingenSalty Guy/Co-host: Josh HurthSoon-to-be-replaced/Co-host: John DobsonBeard god/Co-host: John AveraSemi-legal alien/Co-host: Edson BezerraModerator/Patience of Job: Matt SinexMusic: Jami Bezerra

Welcome to Fights of the Round Table! In this episode, five dolts will argue which Disney Villian is the best. Our moderator required a hiatus, and we were lucky enough to have Alexis sit in as a special guest panelist. Listen and enjoy, as Josh butchers his job as moderator. Be revolted as 4 of the 5 panelists choose incorrectly. As usual, download, rate, listen, tell your friends, and debate our choice for "Best Disney Villain." https://twitter.com/fightsotrthttps://www.instagram.com/fightsoftheroundtableSpace Pastor/Co-host: Matt SwearingenSalty Guy/Co-host: Josh HurthSoon-to-be-replaced/Co-host: John DobsonBeard god/Co-host: John AveraSemi-legal alien/Co-host: Edson BezerraModerator/Patience of Job: Matt SinexKotangan Refugee/Dobson Replacement: Alexis DennisMusic: Jami Bezerra

The episode everyone has asked for is finally here! We debate the top 16 cereals to determine the one true GREATEST CEREAL OF ALL TIME. You won’t want to miss this one. We also invent a new type of milk and rename an important cereal staple (welcome Danger Pillows). Come laugh at us as mouths bleed and 5 idiots go thru gallons of whole milk despite being lactose intolerant. https://twitter.com/fightsotrthttps://www.instagram.com/fightsoftheroundtableSpace Pastor/Co-host: Matt SwearingenSalty Guy/Co-host: Josh HurthSoon-to-be-replaced/Co-host: John DobsonBeard god/Co-host: John AveraSemi-legal alien/Co-host: Edson BezerraModerator/Patience of Job: Matt SinexMusic: Jami Bezerra

Our Mascot Fight Championship Episode is here! The winners of the previous 4 episodes face off in our first ever TOURNAMENT OF CHAMPIONS episode. It’s a shorter episode this time, but will finally answer the question that’s plagued mankind for decades. “Which mascot would win in a fight?”If you’re listening on Apple Podcasts, please rate us and leave a review. It really helps! Thanks. https://twitter.com/fightsotrthttps://www.instagram.com/fightsoftheroundtableSpace Pastor/Co-host: Matt SwearingenSalty Guy/Co-host: Josh HurthSoon-to-be-replaced/Co-host: John DobsonBeard god/Co-host: John AveraSemi-legal alien/Co-host: Edson BezerraModerator/Patience of Job: Matt SinexMusic: Jami Bezerra

The fourth installment of our mascot fight series is now live. Listen to find out which mascot from various products and services we believe would win in a fight to the death. The winner of this bracket earns the right to join the final showdown between the other three prior bracket champions in a battle of the ages.https://twitter.com/fightsotrthttps://www.instagram.com/fightsoftheroundtableSpace Pastor/Co-host: Matt SwearingenSalty Guy/Co-host: Josh HurthSoon-to-be-replaced/Co-host: John DobsonBeard god/Co-host: John AveraSemi-legal alien/Co-host: Edson BezerraModerator/Patience of Job: Matt SinexMusic: Jami Bezerra

Welcome to episode 9 of Fights of the Round Table! For the first time, we have a series! During this third round, five doofuses will argue which grocery store mascot would win in a fight to the death. Unlike the previous episodes, we will employ sound judgment (except for Swearingen's arguments). Sit back and enjoy the third of four episodes that will culminate in the fight of the ages. As usual, download, rate, listen, tell your friends, and be forced to agree with our final verdict of "Best Grocery Store Mascot." https://twitter.com/fightsotrthttps://www.instagram.com/fightsoftheroundtableSpace Pastor/Co-host: Matt SwearingenSalty Guy/Co-host: Josh HurthSoon-to-be-replaced/Co-host: John DobsonBeard god/Co-host: John AveraSemi-legal alien/Co-host: Edson BezerraModerator/Patience of Job: Matt SinexMusic: Jami Bezerra

Welcome to episode 8 of Fights of the Round Table! For the first time, we have a series! During this second round, five schmucks will argue which cereal mascot would win in a fight to the death. Unlike the previous episodes, we will employ sound judgment (except for Hurth's arguments). Sit back and enjoy the second of four episodes that will culminate in the fight of the ages. As usual, download, rate, tell your friends, and listen (all in that order), then be forced to agree with our final verdict of "Best Cereal Mascot."https://twitter.com/fightsotrthttps://www.instagram.com/fightsoftheroundtableSpace Pastor/Co-host: Matt SwearingenSalty Guy/Co-host: Josh HurthSoon-to-be-replaced/Co-host: John DobsonBeard god/Co-host: John AveraSemi-legal alien/Co-host: Edson BezerraModerator/Patience of Job: Matt SinexMusic: Jami Bezerra

Welcome to episode 7 of Fights of the Round Table! For the first time, we will have a series! Here five imbeciles will pointlessly argue which restaurant mascot would win in a fight to the death. Unlike previous episodes, we will employ sound judgment (with the exception of Dobson's arguments). Sit back and enjoy the first of four episodes that will culminate in the fight of the ages. As usual, download and listen, tell your friends, and be forced to agree with our final verdict of "Best Restaurant Mascot." https://twitter.com/fightsotrthttps://www.instagram.com/fightsoftheroundtableSpace Pastor/Co-host: Matt SwearingenSalty Guy/Co-host: Josh HurthSoon-to-be-replaced/Co-host: John DobsonBeard god/Co-host: John AveraSemi-legal alien/Co-host: Edson BezerraModerator/Patience of Job: Matt SinexMusic: Jami BezerraA special welcome to our first-time studio audience guests: Tyler and Blair. Those poor souls volunteered for the punishment...

Welcome to episode 6 of Fights of the Round Table! Here five imbeciles will senselessly argue what the best smell is. We will use poor judgment and terrible logic to reach our conclusions. Listeners be forewarned, this will be a pun-laden podcast (We couldn't control Josh). As usual, download and listen, tell your friends, and pretend to agree with our final verdict of "Best Smell." https://twitter.com/fightsotrthttps://www.instagram.com/fightsoftheroundtableSpace Pastor/Co-host: Matt SwearingenSalty Guy/Co-host: Josh HurthSoon-to-be-replaced/Co-host: John DobsonBeard god/Co-host: John AveraSemi-legal alien/Co-host: Edson BezerraModerator/Patience of Job: Matt SinexMusic: Jami Bezerra

Welcome to episode 5 of Fights of the Round Table! Here five morons argue to determine what activity should be included as an Olympic sport. Hold on for a wild ride as we pit current favorites against games of our own concoction. Some would disagree with our choices, but those people would be wrong. Download and listen (or don't listen, just download and tell your friends), then imagine yourself representing your country in what will surely become the most celebrated Olympic event of all time. As an added bonus, we've included a YouTube link to a side conversation we had during the show. https://twitter.com/fightsotrthttps://www.instagram.com/fightsoftheroundtablehttps://youtu.be/fvrGNgY9_i4Space Pastor/Co-host: Matt SwearingenSalty Guy/Co-host: Josh HurthSoon-to-be-replaced/Co-host: John DobsonBeard god/Co-host: John AveraSemi-legal alien/Co-host: Edson BezerraModerator/Patience of Job: Matt SinexMusic: Jami Bezerra

Welcome to episode 4 of Fights of the Round Table! Here five imbeciles try to determine which animated Disney movie after 1995 is the best of all time. No Pixar movies were included. Some would disagree with our choices, but those people would be wrong. Download and listen (or don't listen, just download and tell your friends), then have a great list of movies to watch with your kids (or by yourself, we won't judge). https://twitter.com/fightsotrthttps://www.instagram.com/fightsoftheroundtableSpace Pastor/Co-host: Matt SwearingenSalty Guy/Co-host: Josh HurthSoon-to-be-replaced/Co-host: John DobsonBeard god/Co-host: John AveraSemi-legal alien/Co-host: Edson BezerraModerator/Patience of Job: Matt SinexMusic: Jami Bezerra

Welcome to episode 3 of Fights of the Round Table. Here five idiots try to determine which duo is the most iconic of them all. You just might be surprised who wins, but you will have to listen to find out. Download and listen because you just can't do one without the other. They're just too iconic a duo...https://twitter.com/fightsotrthttps://www.instagram.com/fightsoftheroundtableSpace Pastor/Co-host: Matt SwearingenSalty Guy/Co-host: Josh HurthSoon-to-be-replaced/Co-host: John DobsonBeard god/Co-host: John AveraSemi-legal alien/Co-host: Edson BezerraModerator/Patience of Job: Matt SinexMusic: Jami Bezerra

Welcome to episode 2 of Fights of the Round Table. In this brilliantly done episode, we 5 dopey guys venture into the Marvel Cinematic Universe. Here we argue which Marvel side character deserves the title of greatest. The character must appear in the cinematic universe and NOT have their own movie. We arbitrarily chose 16 contestants; only one will be the winner. Come join us in this episode and see if friendships will continue to be destroyed or will new alliances form?https://twitter.com/fightsotrthttps://www.instagram.com/fightsoftheroundtableSpace Pastor/Co-host: Matt SwearingenSalty Guy/Co-host: Josh HurthSoon-to-be-replaced/Co-host: John DobsonBeard god/Co-host: John AveraSemi-legal alien/Co-host: Edson BezerraModerator/Patience of Job: Matt SinexMusic: Jami Bezerra

Welcome to Fights of the Round Table! A March Madness style bracket on topics that amuse five dopey guys plus our moderator. Essentially the only person who puts forethought into each episode is the moderator. The other five doofuses just argue based on their particular mood at the time. Join us for a family-friendly podcast that aims to solely amuse the guys that are talking. In this episode we uncover who deserves the title as King of Johns! Feelings will be hurt and friendships ruined, but it will be worth every minute. https://twitter.com/fightsotrthttps://www.instagram.com/fightsoftheroundtableSpace Pastor/Co-host: Matt SwearingenSalty Guy/Co-host: Josh HurthSoon-to-be-replaced/Co-host: John DobsonBeard god/Co-host: John AveraSemi-legal alien/Co-host: Edson BezerraModerator/Patience of Job: Matt SinexMusic: Jami Bezerra