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Hey hey Scamster Nation! This week the guys take a look at a sovereign citizen defending themselves in the courtroom, how does it end up? Well lets just say he uses "I totally did it" energy in his defense. After that everyone's favorite Constitutional Lawyer Rick Martin did a stand up set. The fellas give him a few notes. As always the guys end the show by answering a few emails from people looking for a little; free consultation. BONUS: Stick around to the very end of the episode for the most ridiculous video the guys have seen yet! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/free-consultation/support

The Return of the Consular! Nick and Lou have been off for a while, but don't call it a comeback (it's a comeback), they've been here for years. The fellas have spent the time setting up a new studio space in Salsa Parlor LLC, and have taken the Podcast live to Youtube! Check it out on Nick's youtube here:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F7jnRJybU6s With a new look the guys also have some new segments, as a treat the guys go after everyone's favorite: Sovereign Citizens! Nick has beef with a "real life" Constitutional law lawyer Rick Martin! And as always the guys end the show reading some wild internet emails from people looking for a little; free consultation. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/free-consultation/support

Hey hey gang, glad you guys are back! Sorry the fellas had to take a few weeks off, but some life stuff came up. All's well now and Nick and Lou are back at it. This week the guys bring back a little segment called "legally speaking" where Lou struggles to read legal terms and Nick giggles at Lou's silly attempts to give a definition to the word. Then the guys get into some WORLD WIDE (united states of USA) WEIRD LAWS! As always the guys finish up the episode answering some emails from people looking for a little; free consultation. Nick Leydorf @comedianatlaw Lou Michael @Louthesurgeon @askfreeconsultation --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/free-consultation/support

Hey gang, this week the fellas talk about the woman in congress causing a fuss because she believed a letter! The letter Q to be precise! Then there are some wacky weird laws, followed as always by the guys answering some emails from people on the internet looking for a little; free consultation. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/free-consultation/support

Hey scamster nation, this week Nick and Lou talk about those oh so fun white collar crimes. Wallstreet was on some real BS, and Gamestop made the news again! You know the story of Robinhood: steal from the poor and hope to god the poor don't eat you! After Lou stops rambling about how we are all going to be crypto millionaires, we get a feel weird laws from Good Housekeeping. Find out what vests can land you more time in the slammer. Finally, the show comes to close as it always does with a few emails from people looking for a little; free consultation. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/free-consultation/support

Hey gang, WOWWE what a slow news week. I guess Nick and Lou will have to make up some legal BS to chat about. Oh what's that? A bush league coup! Oh boy the fellas have a hoot with this one. After talking about the craziness of last Lou has a few weird laws for us, and Nick has a few emails from people online looking for a little; free consultation. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/free-consultation/support

Hey gang, oh hey you scammy scammsters! This week Nick and Lou are back at it. Starting off with a little chat about America's sexiest lil money holding sweetheart Mitch McTurtle. $600 dollars is plenty of money you silly %99ers. Moving right along the fellas have some weird laws for you; find out what you can't do at Dunkin' Donuts. As always the fellas end the episode finding some crazy emails from people online looking for a little; free consultation. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/free-consultation/support

Hey Scamster nation! The guys are back at it with a fresh episode right out of the virus turn times. This week the guys talk about Texas' big dick energy move of trying to sue other states, for on goings in those states that have nothing to do with Texas. Hey Tex, state in your lane bud. Then the fellas bring back the crowd favorite "weird laws" find out what states you can't bang a horse in. Lastly the fellas have some tasty emails from a few goofs looking for a little; free consultation. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/free-consultation/support

Due to some Covid related BS the guys couldn't a new episode up this week. Sorry gang, but the guys have some pretty grand things in the works! So tune in to this ep and have fun with it! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/free-consultation/support

It's Friday!  Have yourself some oldie, but goodie emails!  With love, Nick and Lou! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/free-consultation/support

HEY hey Scamster nation! Nick and Lou are back at it with a new full episode! They cover lockdown depresh, sexual harassment, the return of WORLD WIDE WEIRD LAWS(in the USA only). As always they end the episode reading a few emails form peeps on the internet looking for a little: free consultation. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/free-consultation/support

It's Friday, It's just the emails from the past! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/free-consultation/support

Well hello there Scamster nation! We are back at it... and then the remote recording hardware took a dump. So unfortunately the guys only got the first part of the episode recorded today. It sucks, but hey not the worst thing that has happened this year. As a treat the guys dug up one of the funniest weird laws from the past episodes to round out the episode. Sit back, relax, and chuckle listening to a little; free consultation. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/free-consultation/support

It's black Friday! Don't stoop anyone for a dumb TV, and pop a mask on. We have another episode of "Just the Emails!" have fun with it, you made it through another week:). If you are new here, the fellas get real life emails form peeps on the internet looking for a little; free consultation. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/free-consultation/support

Hey gang, this apocalypse sucks horse dong cheese.. it's making it tough for Nick and Lou to get together and get some brand spanking new episodes out to you guys. Luckily, there are some great clips from back in the day that we're sure you all have forgotten about:) We are showering these dirty old bits off, and popping them back in your face like the freshed up nerd gal ready to go to prom with the hot jock! This week we revisit the heart throbs. The Menendez brothers on: free consultation. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/free-consultation/support

It's Friday, It's Free Consultation: Just the Emails! It's like lucky charms "just the marshmallows!" If you're new here, Nick is a real life lawyer, and Lou is simple of mind, but strong in heart, and together they read emails from ridiculous human beings looking for a little; free consultation. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/free-consultation/support

It's Friday so you know what that means, you're getting an episode of "Just the Emails!" Silly peoples sending real emails, to a real lawyer, looking for a little; free consultation. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/free-consultation/support

Hey Scamster nation! Sorry the episode came out a lil bit later today, but Lou needed a night off to edit! This week the guys get real about the election, how it went down, what's going on, and where the country is headed. Things get real. After, the guys get to the silly fun time we all love, as some grade A ding-dongs write in some ridiculous emails looking for some; free consultation. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/free-consultation/support

You know what this is! It's the emails! It's the goofs online! It's real people on the internet looking for a little; free consultation! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/free-consultation/support

Hey Scamsters! Unfortunately the guys couldn't get together to pod this week because this apocalypses sucks nards hard. BUT, cool new thing that you are getting a taste of. Every week on Friday's (Yes I know today is a Monday they had to test it out this week) there will be an episode out of just classic funny emails. Is it a cash grab to get twice the money for ones the content? It would be if they was making that cheddar! For real though, the guys just thought it would be a fun way to get some oldies but goodies back out there for some of the new listeners! Thanks gang, you'll get a fresh episode next week! And look for more "Just the Emails" coming out on Friday's --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/free-consultation/support

Hey Scamster nation! Long time, no listen, sorry, sorry that's the fellas bad. That dang virus has made getting together and doing the show tough for the guys. But they are back at it and fully ready to get their giggle on. Lou is nursing a bit of a hangover, and Nick's been dealing with all kinds of wanna-be dead people. This week the guys cover a bit of all the legal nonsense that has been going on with the highest court in the land, and then they get right to answering some emails from real life people on the internet looking for a little; free consultation. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/free-consultation/support

Hey gang, this week Nick and Lou cover all things police. Qualified Immunity, police brutality, local PD very Federal law enforcement, posse comitatus, the Insurrection Act, and so much more. If you have been questioning what the heck has been going on the last few weeks we high recommend you tune in to this episode! You'll have a chuckle as you learn about how boned we all could be. As always, the guys kick it light hearted ending the ep answering a few emails from people looking for a little; free consultation. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/free-consultation/support

HEAR YEE HEAR YEE! Gather round you colonial rapscallions for Nicholas and Lou shall bequeath you with a learning for the ages. It is the Free Consultation Constitutional Convention! This week both the guys figured they'd take a stab a re-writing the Bill of Rights. Are you head over heels for the Bill of Rights as is? Does it make you rock hard/wet? That's fine, totally understandable. As far as bangable documents from history go, the O.G. Bill of Rights is top 10 for sure, right behind that hot ass Magna Carta. That said the guys give the BoR a solid makeover. As always the guys end out the pod answering some emails from people looking for a little; free consultation. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/free-consultation/support

HEY hey Scamsters! The Free Consultation season 2 opener is here! Boy oh boy does it have some facts and fun:P The fellas revisit the grand ol' Constitution and recap the Bill of Rights. Why? Why, you may ask. Because the fellas are finally going to drop the Free Consultation "Constitutional Convention" next week! That's right, slug through this boring old Bill of Rights, because next week it's two, TWO brand spankin' new Bills of Rights written by none other than two white guys! As always the guys answer some fun emails this week, one is from a Canadian buddy of theirs, looking for a little; free consultation. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/free-consultation/support

Hey Scamsters! This week the fellas are back in the sweat lodge that is Lou Micheal's room, masks on, coronavirus and sucka free! Still in prep for the drop of season 2, LONG TEASED: season TWO, the second seasoning, the guys have another episode of just the titular segment; free consultation. This week the guys tackled questions about, herpes, sexual harassment at the work place, what a snitch is and so much more! Thanks for listening gang. It's been tough recording during the pandemic, but we the team is excited for things to come! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/free-consultation/support

Hey you beautiful party people, Nick and Lou are back at it baybay! Covid-19 and all kinds of end of the world stuff has been keeping the fellas away, but the Free Consultation team is making moves to push the podcast forward. To the loyal Scamster fans thank you so dang much for sticking with us! Tune in to the episode to here about some of the new cool stuff the fellas have plans, new segments, promo for the pod, merch, tech, the guys have been planning and learning during the break. They WANT A CHANCE AT THE CHAMP! As sweet treat the guys end the pod with some emails from all the lovely goofs on the internet looking for a little; free consultation. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/free-consultation/support

Nick's in lockdown, Lou's in lockdown, WE ARE ALL IN LOCKDOWN. Buckle up for marshal law and a whole bunch of wakado shit in part 1 of episode 52! The fellas had a shit ton of tech problems with the E-mails this week so they are going to record and release them later this week. Thanks for being cool. Stay safe scamster nation! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/free-consultation/support

Hey gang, for the first time the fellas did a pod apart, Nick called in and the fellas made it work. Socially distant, still funny's as phuck. Covid-19 gets a lil bit of a chat about in "Judgement Call!" Lou struggles to spell and then sound out the words this week in "Legally Speaking." Guns and Ammo get the spot light in "Bernie's Big Book of Weird Laws." As always the guys have a bunch of fun reading panic emails from people just looking for a little; free consultation. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/free-consultation/support

Hey gang, sorry this one took an extra day to get to you! But you know, the world has a bigger thing going on. Nick and Lou hope that this silly podcast helps give you a laugh in these trying times. That said this episode is funny as hell! Lou made me say that. You know me, the guy typing. Nick? No. Lou, well yes, but it's the royal Lou! but for real, they got "Judgement Call," "Legally Speaking," "Bernie's Big Book of Weird Laws," and as always the gents get to those emails from a few people looking for a little, free consultation:) --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/free-consultation/support

Hey you legal law licks, we got some tasty comedy-law based goofs coming too you this week! The gents keep it up with "Legally Speaking," "Bernie's Big Book of Weird Laws," and that sweet sweet final segment, where we get real people sending in emails looking for a lil, free consultation! Normally there would be more to this type up fam, but the hour is late and I'm very tired. Oh and tell your closest friends to stop listening to this, this podcast is just for us;) --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/free-consultation/support

Hey guys we are back! Nick and Lou get right to it with "Legally Speaking" and spoiler alert Lou goofs up pretty much all of them this week. Next up is that sweet book of weird laws, "Bernie's Big Book of Weird Laws." Find out what taking a dump in public can cost you. Finally the guys get to those sweet, sweet email and boy howdy are they funny this week. Never a dull moment when people are looking for a little free consultation. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/free-consultation/support

HEY Hey hey gang! We know, we know it has been too long. That's our bad, Nick had some real lawyering to get to, and Lou had some bunk murder charges to deal with. With that said the U.S. of A's 3rd favorite comedy-law podcast is back at it! We got all your favorite segments, "Legally Speaking," "Bernie's Big Book of Weird Laws," and some new ones! As always, and until the end of time the fellas end the podcast reading real emails from peeps on the internet looking for a little free consultation. Good to be back, fam. Best, the fellas. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/free-consultation/support

What's going on you beautiful scamsters!? This week the fellas have a fun one for you, a whole lot of laughs were had recording it! Lou starts off with a legally charged story about when to keep your mouth shut in front of a crowd of people. Then the fellas get into the "Legally Speaking" segment, where Nick picks out lawyer jargon terms, and laughs as Lou struggles to read them and give a half assed guess as to what they mean. The dudes keep it going with "Bernie's Big Book of Weird Laws!" talking about man trying to put laws on nature. Spoiler; nature don't give a shit about us. Finally the guys get to answering legal questions from strangers emailing the internet looking for a little; free consultation. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/free-consultation/support

Nick's sick. Lou was sick. The emails from last week didn't post, CATS AND DOGS LIVING TOGETHER, MASS HYSTERIA! It's gunna be okay, the guys got the emails for you this week, and sweet Lou will explain the rest. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/free-consultation/support

Hey Scamster nation! The fellas hope you had a fantastic weekend, if not, don't worry the guys have what you need. A touch of learning about the law, and a WHOLE lot of laughs! Keeping it going with "Legally Speaking" segment, Lou takes a stab at reading and defining legal terms, as Nick laughs and laughs at how simple his buddy is. This week the guys crack open "Bernie's Big Book of Weird Laws" and talk about all kinds of BIRD LAW. You do not F*CK with a man's bird law. Finally, they guys get to those emails from strangers like you looking for a little; free consultation! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/free-consultation/support

Hey, hey, hey, party peoples! The fellas are back and happy to be at it! Nick and Lou hit you up front with a little plan about how they want to take the podcast to the next level, you guessed it. Truck stop bj's. After, the guys get into the "Legally Speaking" segment where Lou struggle to read and then define legal terms Nick pretends to use daily. It's a hoot:) . The guys then crack open "Bernies Big Book of Weird Laws!" and talk about some sexy titty laws! TITTY LAW, tell your friends. lol jk, all your friends listen to the pod (If they don't you're not doing your part). Finally after a nether swelling amount of ads the guys come back to answer emails from people online looking for a little; free consultation. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/free-consultation/support

This week the fellas are back at it! No podcasting and driving this week, nope, nope it's back to podcasting in a good old room, and oh boy this is a funny one! The guys have fun as Lou continues to struggle to read legal, jargon, nonsense and give a half assed guess as to what they mean in, "Legally Speaking." Are you ready for some food law? Heck yes you are! Listen up on this weeks "Bernie's Big Book of Weird Laws!" Finally, the guys answer a few emails and messages from people looking for a little; Free Consultation. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/free-consultation/support

WoW this one was done on the seat of our pants! Mystery Ep give it a listen! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/free-consultation/support

Holy smokes gang, Scamster Nation, we made it to 40 episodes! WHAT!? Thank you guys so so much for all the support, and, and sorry this episode was a touch late, Lou was hanging out with stand up comics all weekend telling their yuk yuks to each other:) . This ep the guys tell you a little bit more about the newest sponsor the show has, it's a big deal. Then Lou struggles to read some legal jargon as Nick corrects him and then tells him what the term actually means in the newest segment, "Legally Speaking!" The gent's then crack open "Bernie's Big Book of Weird Laws" and find out all about pinball law! Finally, those funny (and sometime tragic) emails come flooding in from a few people looking for a little; free consultation. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/free-consultation/support

Hey gang! This week the guys have a whole bunch of fun goofing around with a new sponsor: Green Lumber. Promo code: Salsa. Fellas, you're welcome;) . Getting back into a new segment, Lou sounds out legal terms and then gives his best guess as to what the jargon means before Nick has a hoot laughing at just how wrong the simple minded sweet boys was in, "Legally Speaking." Redbookmag.com is all done so the fellas have to get their weird laws else where. Luckily Lou's older brother Bernie is a fan of the show and hooked the gents up with a book of weird laws, so they will keep the segment going thanks to, "Bernie's Big Book of Weird Laws!" Finally the dudes clown around with people on the internet who blindly email the internet looking for a little; free consultation. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/free-consultation/support

Yo gang! Y'all have been real good, so the fellas are busting out a brand new segment! In "Legally Speaking" the Lou reads a legal jargon term, takes a guess as to what it means, and then Nick laughs and laughs at how wrong Lou is and then tells us all what the term really means. It's a super fun segment! "World Wide Weird Laws" from Redbookmag.com as powered by pintrest are wrapped up this week, so long Redbook! A new sponsor takes on the show, something everyone should use:) . Finally the guys end the show reading those all to silly emails from listeners like you looking for a little; free consultation. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/free-consultation/support

Hey Hey gang, we got some low energy coming at you this ep. Sorry they're not all zingers! Nick got called a b*tch from a fella from Detroit, find out way in our filler segment, "Lawyering is hard!" We got the World Wide Weird Laws coming at you! Finally, you know it, some silly peeps on the internet sent in some emails looking for a little, free consultation! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/free-consultation/support

Hey hey party peeps! This week the fellas finish up all those pesky articles from the Constitution, thank god! A sexier document there has never been written, but I think we are all ready to move on from "Constitutionally Now!" Are you chomping at the bit for some Redbookmag.com weird laws? Only if they're powered by pintrest? Heck yes! We got you on this weeks segment of "World Wide Weird Laws!" Finally and always the guys get into those sweet sweet emails from people not so different then you and I (except they are so far off the mark from us) looking for a little; free consultation. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/free-consultation/support

Hey Gang, it's real late so here's the gist this week. Those free Consultation fellas talk about the finer points of article 2 of the Constitution and what it means to be the executive, and all the sweet power that comes with it. If you a real gangsta you can send a million troops off to fight a war. All we're getting at is you gunna learn on this weeks, "Constitutionally NOW" segment! "World Wide Weird Laws" coming at you, find out what places suck, and where you can't touch a duck! As always, too help make the world a better place the guys help out people emailing in looking for a little, free consultation. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/free-consultation/support

Hey HEy HEY gang! This week the guys get into the article 1 of that sexy Constitution! It's all about the legislative branch in this weeks section of "Constitutionally NOW!" Oh what's that baybay? You're into the funky stuff? Well, Nick and Lou got a whole lot of odd things going on in this weeks "Weird Laws!" Find out what you can and can't do with a rubber ducky this week! Finally, out of the sweat shack the guys find some funny emails from a few people looking for a little; free consultation. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/free-consultation/support

The HEATWAVE goes on as the fellas record in Lou's sweatshop of a bed room! But with all these hot amendments how could the gents not be sweating? This week on "Constitutionally NOW" the guys finish all of the beautiful, beautiful, dry, beautiful amendments 24-27! Do you have chickens? Find out where in the world you can't let them cross the road thanks to the hard fact checking folks over at Redbookmag.com (powered by pintrest) on this weeks "WORLD WIDE WIERD LAWS." Finally the gents get to those sweet, baybay, sweet fun emails! Spoiler, one of the emails gets real this week on, free consultation. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/free-consultation/support

GOOD LORD IN HEAVEN IT'S HOT OUT! The gents are back this week and hotter than ever, literally... the guys have swamp-ass bad in Lou's bedroom. The guys jump right into explaining the 22nd and 23rd amendments in, "Constitutionally Now!" We know, the last few amendments aren't as sexy as the bill of rights, but it takes work to keep up a hot bod;) Prep yourself for some outlandish nonsense because Redbookmag.com (powered by pintrest) has more odd laws that the guys try to make sense of in, "World Wide Weird Laws." If you can, where ever you are, crank that A/C up because the dudes try their best despite the heat, try to help strangers emailing questions looking for a little free consultation. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/free-consultation/support

Hey hey hey gang, the boys are back and getting back on schedule! This week the fellas talk about a mad man Lou had to deal with at work, Nick backs him up by telling what he did was fine, legally speaking. Hope you are ready for some more amendments, because the guys are going to give them to you in "Constitutionally Now!" World Wide Weird Laws on Redbookmag.com powered by Pintrest are a lot of fun this week, the globe has some real goofy laws in the books! Get ready to blow your load during the commercial break, wipe yourself off and come on back and listen to the fellas give real life internet people looking for legal help some free consultation. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/free-consultation/support

WE ARE BACK BABY! The guys took a few weeks off to have themselves a summer, but now they are back at it making each other laugh as only a couple of lovely goofy buddies could. Nick kicks it off with some funny lawyering stories, if you like jacking it you'll love this one! The fellas get back to all those fun amendments in Consitutionaly Now! Weird laws keep going thanks to the amazingly bad Redbookmag.com. As always the fellas read you those sweet sweet emails from good people on line just looking for a little free consultation. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/free-consultation/support

Just a lil F.Y.I. from sweet Lou about our summer break! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/free-consultation/support

Today the guys kick it off with Nick letting out some steam about being a real life lawyer. If the 14th and 15th amendments seem sexy to you, you're in luck because they guys dress them up and throw rose peddles on the bed for you. "World Wide Weird Laws" has some goofy nonsense from the Philippines or Italy, well Lou finds out the hard way. Flipboard got hacked and the gents have a hoot making fun of the one paying sponsor they have. Finally they get to those ever nuttier emails offering real oddballs from the internets some free consultation. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/free-consultation/support