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A podcast by author E. Christopher Clark and comedian Steve Woodbury.

E. Christopher Clark and Steve Woodbury

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    • Jul 12, 2021 LATEST EPISODE
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    • 1h 2m AVG DURATION
    • 271 EPISODES


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    The Tijuana of New Hampshire

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 12, 2021 61:55


    It's a real clusterfruit in here, as Chris and Steve are joined by John and Rob for our first in-person episode since early 2020. Learn why John was into the Prodigy, why Rob does NOT call them moist towelettes, and why Chris can't do a Borat impression to save his life (or his wife). Then listen as Steve tries to explain where East Coast Video used to be, all without strangling his constantly interrupting co-host.

    Older Than Homer Simpson

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 16, 2021 68:57


    For the first time in nearly a year, Chris and Steve are here to invade your earholes.

    Hand-Washing Hiatus

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 23, 2020 1:41


    Chris and Steve are on an indefinite hiatus due to the Coronavirus crisis.

    The Linda Hamilton Paradox

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 16, 2020 63:24


    Would Steve ever consider adopting a primate? In what way is Chris like Tonya Harding? And what exactly is consensual kneecap banging?

    Super Mario 65

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 9, 2020 60:34


    Steve finds out what happens when LEGOs stop being polite and start getting real. Plus: whatever was stupid, that’s what Chris did.

    Town Howl

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 2, 2020 64:35


    Steve spoils the Yankee Cannonball, Chris thinks it’s better when bathrooms don’t have doors, and one of us is involved in a top-20 lesbian romance.

    Raw Toonage

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 24, 2020 62:19


    Chris is such a supportive daddy, Steve has SUCH strong feelings about crocs and socks, and the only Vs we want are the consummate ones.

    Winnie the Pooh With a Bat

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 17, 2020 61:21


    Steve gets things started with some Hawk Talk; Chris finally begins the recounting of his vacation to Orlando, Florida; and the fellas announce plans for the Horribly Off-Topic World theme park.

    Where the Brassieres Live

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 10, 2020 60:29


    Chris thinks someone in the relationship between the McDonald's and Coca-Cola corporations is the son of a fizzy bitch. Meanwhile, Steve wants to learn all about that lost Dr. Seuss classic "Horton Gets His Rectal Exam."

    Your Future in College Radio

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 20, 2020 61:35


    Find out what happens when Chris blames it on the drain, why someone once asked “Hey Steve, can you take care of this guy for me?” and who it is that’s just like one of our hosts, only not funny.

    Muppets in the Middle

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 13, 2020 64:50


    Chris overreacts when a guy tells him he’s not a Star Wars fan, Steve remembers Sam the Eagle’s name but can’t remember Sweetums’, and it’s 70 degrees outside in the middle of January.

    Jingle Gel and the Junk Trunk

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 23, 2019 64:14


    Chris asks for advice on "Rick and Morty," Steve coins the simile “like a warm human bidet,” and we learn why everybody on Twitter right now is like the Penguin.

    Devilware

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 2, 2019 63:42


    Chris can’t choose between altra and regular, Steve woodburies the lede, and we research the etymology of the word dildo.

    Anybody Who’s Everybody

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 18, 2019 60:09


    Steve comes up as a crazy wave, Chris has a few miles on his metaphorical tires, and it’s a rare circumstance when a great movie is also a great pinball machine.

    Personnequin

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 11, 2019 61:55


    Steve says he’s never intentionally written anything, Chris wonders if the latest top-notch video game is just an updated version of PAPERBOY, and together we learn that you can’t double nothing.

    My Buddy and Twin Sister

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 4, 2019 63:28


    Steve calls the fire department and Chris explains why Kelly was Al Bundy’s Roadrunner.

    The Headitor-in-Chief

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 28, 2019 61:59


    No one brought their axes to class, Steve doesn’t know why he said “baby cat,” and Chris wonders if the kid from "Mid90s" will escape the corpse.

    Freedom Factories

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 21, 2019 62:16


    Chris stacks some wood, Steve plans a trip to the movies, and it turns out it’s called a “weird album.”

    Crotchless Kid Rock

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 14, 2019 60:58


    In which we learn Chris used to be a sloppy party bottom; Steve’s not a potato person anymore; and, if you’re starving, you could eat some fondant.

    A Car That Isn't a Car

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 30, 2019 61:03


    Steve visits Canobie Lake Park, Chris visits the Registry of Motor Vehicles, and one of us gets better at subtle nudging.

    An Eye on Ziering

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 25, 2019 63:21


    Chris has a full-on hard-on for Dr. Seuss, and Steve doesn't understand a balk unless it comes from a chicken.

    Deep Hot Lore

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 16, 2019 61:12


    Steve loves "The Boys," Chris doesn’t love King Richard’s Faire, and Maine really loves its Italians.

    Petite Mademoiselles

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 9, 2019 61:04


    Chris has a very brief Amazon bitch, Steve has some suggestions about where Chris should start with Terry Gilliam, and we realize that we’ve always wanted to be a part of someone’s algorithm.

    Experiment Gum

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 26, 2019 62:17


    Steve turns 40, Chris learns what a “butt funnel” is, and we wonder if an atomic whoopee cushion could stop a hurricane.

    Fart Is the Mind-Killer

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 19, 2019 65:00


    Chris and Steve are joined by special guest Ryan for an episode where somebody loves a thick font, somebody wonders if Chris Evans was in "The Pirates of Penzance," and we debate the parentage of Maximillian Goof.

    A HOT Summer Vacation

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 26, 2019 0:46


    Chris has a brief announcement.

    If That's What It Came To

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 15, 2019 62:14


    Steve says he’s Both Guy, Chris needs to get himself a Little-Guy swagger, and someone DOES want to buy Dongclaw BUT…

    Silver Ball Busters

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 1, 2019 61:16


    Steve is both a newsboy and a newsman, Chris wonders what it might take to get higher than Phil Collins, and we learn what distinguishes the pros vs. the amateurs when it comes to verbs.

    Keto Dogs

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 24, 2019 61:29


    Did Chris buy Steve’s PS4 just because of his daughters’ love for high-end dollar stores? And did Steve really order a plate of endless broccoli? Listen now, and find out!

    Catfishing Before It Was Cool

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 17, 2019 63:19


    Chris liked holding the B button, Steve always wanted to visit Technical Town, and it turns out that there are two Kisses and not just one.

    The Nightwing is the Right Wing

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 10, 2019 64:50


    Someone loves Fruity Pebbles in a major way, someone wants to start a pirate franchise of his very own, and somewhere—SOMEWHERE—there’s a dog with boxing gloves on his hands.

    Failing Upward

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 3, 2019 63:02


    Steve keeps on calling it The Salty Box and Chris keeps hating on yard sales, but the bumbles definitely don’t hate the hydrangea.

    A Singular Timberlakian Accomplishment

    Play Episode Listen Later May 27, 2019 64:58


    The Tascam is out of the bag, Steve thinks our tombstones should be empty pizza boxes, and Chris asks if 'Troll 2' is better at being a bad movie than 'The Room.'

    A Tissue on Deck

    Play Episode Listen Later May 20, 2019 63:22


    Chris announces the fate of his exquisite jingle corpse and Steve refuses to explain why he has a bag of boogies.

    Too Many Snaps

    Play Episode Listen Later May 6, 2019 67:40


    SPOILERS: Chris and Steve share their controversial opinons about 'Avengers: Endgame' and 'The Long Night' (the third episode of the eighth season of 'Game of Thrones').

    Angry Angry Hippos

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 29, 2019 61:09


    Chris is a week behind and has a weak behind. Steve explains why people just get sick of laughing sometimes. And a local movie house picks bad young people.

    Candles Suck

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 22, 2019 60:40


    Chris needs the best graphics card for boob touches and Steve becomes MacGyver for the movies.

    Double Satisfied

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 15, 2019 61:16


    Steve wonders if 'Thundercats' was the show that launched a thousand furries, but Chris thinks that everything is a thing and that it’s just a matter of when it got its name.

    Doctors With Borders

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 9, 2019 61:04


    Steve calls Chris a depresario, but all Chris wants to know is why Judy Blume never wrote a book for him.

    An Unbeeped Version

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 25, 2019 61:32


    Nobody showed Chris how to ease into a mullet. Meanwhile: Steve is rollin’ in the cheap and proclaiming his love for sloppy portmanteaus.

    Shoe-Horny

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 20, 2019 60:50


    Chris and Steve get horribly off-topic from the get-go, then spend minutes 20-48 discussing the film 'Captain Marvel' (complete with spoilers).

    Our Limited Skirmish

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 11, 2019 61:28


    Steve wishes he could shuffle a sandwich together, Chris’ belt is named arbuckle, and we’ve both gotten a lot of triples in our lives.

    Team Ice Cream

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 4, 2019 60:15


    Steve needs to crack the case, Chris intends ALL of his puns, and we learn why milk shakes bring all the boys to the yard but frappes don’t.

    Don't Call It a Callback

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 26, 2019 61:10


    Steve explains how wrestling is like edging, Chris takes inspiration from the old sleepy coat bang, and we learn the name of Jesus’ favorite laundry detergent.

    The Begots Are the Best Part

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 18, 2019 59:48


    Drew Carey is ruining Chris’ childhood. Meanwhile, Steve is wondering: when she makes a mistake, do they call her Robin Wrong?

    Therapy Spoken by Chris

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 11, 2019 65:35


    Steve is sick of farting Fitchburgians drinking tall boys on the train, Chris is worried his therapist will tell him Rejection Sensitive Dysphoria isn't a real thing, and we imagine what would happen if we traveled back to the age of meaty candy bar phones.

    Super Bowl Sunday Pordcast

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 4, 2019 62:04


    In which we, two conflicted New England liberals, can't decide if we want our hometown team to win or lose.

    Problems With Pants

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 28, 2019 59:42


    Chris has troubles with trousers. Steve wonders if you can make paper out of a willow tree.

    Second-Wave Vegans

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 15, 2019 60:51


    Steve got rid of his bag of boogies, Chris is looking for people who enjoy the penis, and we ask the most important question ever: was Wilford Brimley ever cut?

    Suas Calças Estão Cheias de Queijo

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 7, 2019 60:29


    Steve brings our old pal Leo by the studio for a visit, Chris distinguishes himself as a blue-balled man of integrity, and we learn how Proud Boys and Incels are really just modern-day orcs.

    Hashtag Not My Dog

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 27, 2018 70:04


    Basically: the dog was He-Man, so Chris couldn't like it.

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