Johnnys Thoughts

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Follow the journey of a new open mic stand up comedian. Hear new jokes and premises weekly along with news, betting, and updates on my cats.

Jonathan Kucela


    • Dec 20, 2023 LATEST EPISODE
    • monthly NEW EPISODES
    • 29m AVG DURATION
    • 36 EPISODES


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    Latest episodes from Johnnys Thoughts

    December 20th, 2023

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 20, 2023 28:52


    Here's an update for ya including topics such as radar detectors, taking naps to documentaries, YouTube geniuses, old school witches, scientific method, “on the reg”, don't gamble, and f*** Travis Scott

    November 25, 2023

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 25, 2023 27:05


    Weekly update including Thanksgiving, stovetop bs, Black Friday deal of the century, sewing, hockey, house work, cooking, hamburger secret, and the time of the year for shopping.

    November 15, 2023

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 16, 2023 16:01


    Little catch up episode for ya

    September 25, 2023

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 25, 2023 13:03


    Semi weekly quick update including concerts, video games, and good vibes

    September 5, 2023

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 6, 2023 17:24


    Haven't dropped a pod in awhile sorry folks, here's a lil catch up on what's going on including, Shane Gillis new special, concerts, Trump, sickness and more concerts

    August 15, 2023

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 16, 2023 31:34


    Weekly-ish update including taking fat naps, Star Wars, scratch offs, cats, scammers, being a weatherman, Trump, and Wiz and Snoop Dogg concert recap again because I forgot I already did it lol

    July 25, 2023

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 26, 2023 32:33


    Weekly update including, getting my shit together, poison ivy, Netflix's next documentary, stop tipping people, Wiz and Snoop concert, new birthday traditions, new shoes coming soon, reading, movie rec, dj drama sucks but i appreciate him.

    July 18, 2023

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 26, 2023 20:37


    Weekly update I forgot to post last week, I forgot what it was about so it probably sucks, sorry.

    July 11, 2023

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 11, 2023 28:43


    Semiweeklyish update, get your free slushy today at the one and one 7-11, choosing your neighbors wisely, Titanic model, Canadas bringing the heat, time zones are dumb, Indiana Dunes, Cypress Hill, supermoon or something, Traverse City, the legendary pit spit, Sleeping Bear Dunes, Des Moines, and how to pronounce pogoda

    Breaking News: Titan Found 1,600 feet from the Titanic on the Sea Floor

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 23, 2023 24:37


    Special report of the Titan submersible found after 5 days of searching. 5 people were in the submersible when it imploded about 500 meters from the sea floor only 1,600 feet from where the Titanic lies to this day.

    June 17, 2023

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 17, 2023 39:59


    Weekly update including new fridge and windows, gardening sucks, Biden falling, stolen baby in car, “the viper” in Seattle, what's up with the South China Sea, gophers, how Canada doesn't care about second hand smoke, royal guards passing out from the heat, kids in the Amazon for 40 days alone after plane crash, 1 million pennies, child labor laws approved, Trumps in the slammer again, Cabo gas leak, and movie recs of the week

    June 1, 2023

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 2, 2023 27:29


    Weekly update including Indiana Dunes National Park, JFK impressions, jamming to the Beatles, strawberry Frostys, Shane Gillis, Jre, and Nazi documentaries

    nazis beatles john f kennedy jre shane gillis indiana dunes national park frostys
    May 19, 2023

    Play Episode Listen Later May 19, 2023 11:02


    Weekly update including Chicago, $70 on Benihana for me, Ohio Street beach, yard work, Hogwarts Legacy, RIP Doyle Brunson, everyone wants beef, Better Call Saul, going back to college, wood splitters and more

    March 4, 2023

    Play Episode Listen Later May 5, 2023 18:21


    Weekly update and May the 4th be with y'all, topics also discussed in this episode are how the Bruins lost big time, new old music, cleaning my gardens, electric forest, car doors, raccoons, Buddy's 1st birthday, and more.

    April 19, 2023

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 20, 2023 20:22


    Weekly update including figuring out songs live, being sick sucks, the art of the deal, airplane grade windows for my house for 35k, warranties and reading the fine print.

    Great Smoky Mountains Vacation recap

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 12, 2023 61:13


    Vacation podcast including shitty park rangers, Nashville pit stop, Andrew Jackson's Hermitage, dope ass salad bars, best waffles in Gatlinburg, car movie museum and Ripleys Believe It or Not, Tuckaleechee Caverns, Meigs Laurel Mingo and Abrams falls, walking the Appalachian Trail, climbing on rocks like a child, and how I need to keep moving forward like a shark.

    March 28, 2023

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 28, 2023 38:12


    Weekly update including Mark Normands Netflix taping in Chicago, homeownership pains, considering hiring a maid and Aussie chef, 3 things you need to have to work for me, being alone for the weekend, planning a vacation for next week with nowhere planned yet, and all the places I've been to so far in Johnny Cash's “I've been everywhere man” song

    Bruins vs Blackhawks recap. Bonus ep

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 20, 2023 22:44


    Recap of the Bruins game in Chicago, overpaying for an awful hotel room with even worse parking, dealing with the time change, Expedia, dyeing the Chicago River green a week too soon, losing money, and more disappointment

    March 13,2023

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 13, 2023 34:13


    Weekly update including getting sick again, leaving work early, road rage story plus a live road rage story, Irish accents, cussing, U turns in other peoples driveways, revenge, ducks on the river, and how petting cats and dogs reduces stress and blood pressure. Lucky me.

    March 7, 2023

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 8, 2023 22:13


    Weekly update on my drive to work including me singing, a beautiful sunrise, J Cole, Wiz and Snoop tour, getting hyped up for the upcoming Bruins game in Chicago and more

    February 26, 2023

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 26, 2023 31:15


    Weekly update including Bruins goal by their own goaltender the legend himself Linus Ullmark, chow mein vs lo mein, Olive Garden family, Benihana vs local Chinese, Skippity Willikers and a lot of GTA online talk

    February 17, 2023

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 17, 2023 34:31


    Weekly update including getting a new couch, McDonald's hotcakes, old guy losing his Valentine's Day balloon, going to the casino, Mint by Intuit, water softener, Bruins are back, Sea Hear Now concert, locking my cat downstairs on accident, being organized and more.

    February 12, 2023

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 12, 2023 35:50


    Weekly update including movies to watch while sick, GTA Vice City, Valentines Day, Shauna Rae, last ND hockey game of the year, and losing more Bruins bets

    Adam Sandler Live. Bonus Ep

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 9, 2023 39:09


    Summary of the Adam Sandler Live performance including fanboying over how great Adam and the show was for most of the episode, The Cheesecake Factory's portion sizes, E-ZPASS, park Chicago app, Edward hopper painting, waking up at 4:30am when I could've slept in, and once again how incredible the show and Adam were. Okay I'm done fanboying now.

    February 7, 2023

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 7, 2023 37:49


    Weekly update, I've been sick. Also including losing hockey bets, bruins losing, trying to read, going off on an old dude and a young kid, kukulcan, the ozone's back, pickle factories, recycled hotel soap, prison, half court shots by fans, done with tipping, geo guessing, stray cat house, The Dan Band, Lebron giving up, and more.

    January 23, 2023

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 23, 2023 41:08


    Weekly update including almost dying, movie theater popcorn, back to my classy hobbies (playing piano, reading, learning French), weekly recommendations (2 old/2 new movies, music, and podcasts), car not being up to par, Rolex's, stuffed crust pizza, security cams and big brother.

    January 17, 2023

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 17, 2023 49:16


    Weekly update including movie/music recommendations, Chicago trip, hotel room shampoo, Louis C.K. & Bobby Kelly show, Tennessee lady cop, death clean up, creepy dudes, arguing around others, ND hockey game, crazy cats, RDR2 spoiler, and trying to go skiing.

    January 9, 2023

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 9, 2023 34:50


    Weekly update including BJ card counter, the balloon world cup, online availability vs in store, Rolex, hoarders, NFL, politics, red dead redemption, upcoming trip to Chicago

    January 3, 2023

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 3, 2023 32:56


    Weekly update and topics such as jersey shore family vaca, the unstoppable Bruins, ND hockey, cat tv, DoorDashers falling, and the movie rec of the week Burn After Reading

    December 26, 2022

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 26, 2022 33:59


    Weekly update while doing chores, Adam Sandler tickets, blizzard, Christmas movies and recommendations, chicken tacos, old texts, rich people, skiing, and cats eating french fries

    December 14, 2022

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 15, 2022 38:50


    Weekly recap including ND hockey game, open mic story, iCloud scam, Bruins, 3lb chocolate charlie, new cat litter box, 8 year anniversary, Judge Judy

    December 8, 2022

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 9, 2022 25:11


    Weekly update including light fixtures, blueberry cheerios, Kanye, Bruins, new iPhone, and more of Johnnys Thoughts.

    November 30, 2022

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 9, 2022 24:45


    Weekly update.

    November 22, 2022

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 22, 2022 31:39


    Weekly recap from hockey betting, jet pack soldiers, ashwagandha, Neal Brennan's special Blocks, safe to eat raw cookie dough, new podcasts, and snow.

    November 15 2022

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 15, 2022 24:10


    Intro episode. Getting used to talking in my phone to myself. Topics include the lottery, ND and Bruins hockey, gambling problem, phone screen protectors, massage gun, Point Break.

    Johnnys Thoughts (Trailer)

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 6, 2022 0:26


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