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If you’re not subscribed to the feed for our new podcast, Kyle X Why?, this is your reminder to go do that! Here’s the first episode! We think it’s good, and so do you. Welcome to the first and only podcast all about Kyle XY! Remember Kyle XY? The show with the guy who has […]

If you're not subscribed to the feed for our new podcast, Kyle X Why?, this is your reminder to go do that! Here's the first episode! We think it's good, and so do you. Welcome to the first and only podcast all about Kyle XY! Remember Kyle XY? The show with the guy who has no belly button? Your favorite ABC Family podcasters Sam and Jordan are here to find out if it's actually any good, and more importantly, why doesn't he have a belly button? This week, we watch S01E01, in which Kyle pisses his pants and loves it. Alright then! Welcome to the show! Sam | Jordan Twitter | Patreon | Discord | YouTube

This is it! In our very special 150th episode finale, we finish off the remaining chapters of My Remake Of. Will Amy come out of her coma? Yes, almost immediately! What will happen next? Well, mostly a lot of hanging out and talking about a story that's happening somewhere else. Don't worry though, they're going out with a bang. This week, we need all your commas in the chat. Thank you and goodbye! Sam | Jordan Twitter | Tumblr | Patreon | Discord | YouTube

This is it! In our very special 150th episode finale, we finish off the remaining chapters of My Remake Of. Will Amy come out of her coma? Yes, almost immediately! What will happen next? Well, mostly a lot of hanging out and talking about a story that’s happening somewhere else. Don’t worry though, they’re going […]

Time to celebrate! We're coming toward the ending of My Remake Of with chapters 35-40 and Amy is finally happy for the first time in her life! Thank god! Don't get too comfortable though, Amy, because Ricky is going to shake things up with a fun and normal surprise to give your wife. This week, we're walking and talking and holding babies. Don't forget to read your bible after listening to this episode! Sam | Jordan Twitter | Tumblr | Patreon | Discord | YouTube

Time to celebrate! We’re coming toward the ending of My Remake Of with chapters 35-40 and Amy is finally happy for the first time in her life! Thank god! Don’t get too comfortable though, Amy, because Ricky is going to shake things up with a fun and normal surprise to give your wife. This week, […]

Good news, teens: it's Amy's day! It's time to celebrate, and what better way than reading chapters 30-34 of My Remake Of? As the funny four enjoy their breakfast dinner, Ben announces his plans to steal Ashley's baby. Will he get away with it? Or will we completely forget about it and do something else instead? This week, everyone is talking about eggs - even Ashely! See you next thyme! Sam | Jordan Twitter | Tumblr | Patreon | Discord | YouTube

Good news, teens: it’s Amy’s day! It’s time to celebrate, and what better way than reading chapters 30-34 of My Remake Of? As the funny four enjoy their breakfast dinner, Ben announces his plans to steal Ashley’s baby. Will he get away with it? Or will we completely forget about it and do something else […]

Bad news, folks. Juergen' It officially peaked last week. How do you follow up chapters 15-21 of My Remake Of? I guess you follow it up with chapters 22-29 of My Remake Of. Just in terms of numbers. Amy and Ricky are back from last week's uhhh excursion, so it's time to have another one. It's like a picture out of a fairy tale! This week, the memoirs are making us flinch. Thanks for coming, Jax! Sam | Jordan Twitter | Tumblr | Patreon | Discord | YouTube

Bad news, folks. Juergen’ It officially peaked last week. How do you follow up chapters 15-21 of My Remake Of? I guess you follow it up with chapters 22-29 of My Remake Of. Just in terms of numbers. Amy and Ricky are back from last week’s uhhh excursion, so it’s time to have another one. […]

Well, here we are. After 145 episodes, we have finally arrived at the greatest thing ever written by anyone. It's chapters 15-21 of My Remake Of, where you all finally learn what Sam has been keeping to himself all this time. A series of chapters so wonderful, we recorded the episode at 11 AM because we couldn't bear to wait. This week, we're getting into badrickification. "It's good!" Sam | Jordan Twitter | Tumblr | Patreon | Discord | YouTube

Well, here we are. After 145 episodes, we have finally arrived at the greatest thing ever written by anyone. It’s chapters 15-21 of My Remake Of, where you all finally learn what Sam has been keeping to himself all this time. A series of chapters so wonderful, we recorded the episode at 11 AM because […]

GOOD NEWS! This week we’re reading chapters 9-13 of My Remake Of, and we’ve finally arrived at one of the funniest lines in the entire fanfic, and perhaps the entirety of fanfic in general. ElizabethAndVictoria has truly outdone herself this week, and by ElizabethAndVictoria I of course mean special Intimate and Violent Things guest writer […]

GOOD NEWS! This week we're reading chapters 9-13 of My Remake Of, and we've finally arrived at one of the funniest lines in the entire fanfic, and perhaps the entirety of fanfic in general. ElizabethAndVictoria has truly outdone herself this week, and by ElizabethAndVictoria I of course mean special Intimate and Violent Things guest writer Margo. This week, we're doing an instanding Irish accent. Thank god it's almost over! Sam | Jordan Twitter | Tumblr | Patreon | Discord | YouTube

Hey, remember in the last fanfic where Amy was in labor for like 15 chapters? Well, it’s episode 2 of My Remake Of and Amy has the baby in this one. Wow! The pacing of it! We’re reading chapters 3-8 and boy do they go by in a flash. This podcast will be over before […]

Hey, remember in the last fanfic where Amy was in labor for like 15 chapters? Well, it's episode 2 of My Remake Of and Amy has the baby in this one. Wow! The pacing of it! We're reading chapters 3-8 and boy do they go by in a flash. This podcast will be over before we know it, but we're enjoying it while it lasts. This week, we've got a special guest writer for the really messed up stuff. Come on in, Margo! Sam | Jordan Twitter | Tumblr | Patreon | Discord | YouTube

Good rnorning! The final season begins! We're rounding out our podcast with a beautiful fanfic called "My remake of: The Secret Life of the American Teenager" by Wattpad user ElizabethandVictoria, starting with the very long chapter 1 and the not as long chapter 2. We begin immediately after Amy's high school graduation, and boy, she has some things to say about the choices she made in the Secret Life finale! This week, we have no chance and no chonce. Thanks, jeffslil[redacted]! Sam | Jordan Twitter | Tumblr | Patreon | Discord | YouTube

Good rnorning! The final season begins! We’re rounding out our podcast with a beautiful fanfic called “My remake of: The Secret Life of the American Teenager” by Wattpad user ElizabethandVictoria, starting with the very long chapter 1 and the not as long chapter 2. We begin immediately after Amy’s high school graduation, and boy, she […]

It's done! We finish season 6 of Juergen' It with chapters 56-58 of Together Forever, plus chapter 1 (of 1) of the sequel, ironically titled Moving On. What a ride it's been! So what if all of the drama and intrigue created over the past several chapters may as well have never happened? We had fun, and that's what matters. This week, Amy is piercing eyes. Next week, the final season begins!!! Sam | Jordan Twitter | Tumblr | Patreon | Discord | YouTube

It’s done! We finish season 6 of Juergen’ It with chapters 56-58 of Together Forever, plus chapter 1 (of 1) of the sequel, ironically titled Moving On. What a ride it’s been! So what if all of the drama and intrigue created over the past several chapters may as well have never happened? We had […]

It's almost over! We're reading chapters 53-55 of Together Forever and there's not much time left so let's introduce some new plot threads, why not? Anne has introduced her conspiracy theory to the story, and time will tell if it actually goes anywhere, but also what if Brayleigh was in danger again? Anyway, forget about that, we've got Ramy stuff to deal with! That's way more important! This week, we're heating it up - but you'll never guess what "it" is! (It's bread!) Sam | Jordan Twitter | Tumblr | Patreon | Discord | YouTube

It’s almost over! We’re reading chapters 53-55 of Together Forever and there’s not much time left so let’s introduce some new plot threads, why not? Anne has introduced her conspiracy theory to the story, and time will tell if it actually goes anywhere, but also what if Brayleigh was in danger again? Anyway, forget about […]

Amy and the baby have survived the birth, but are they truly out of the woods? Yes! Okay, great, but what if they weren't? Ahhh!!! Oh no!!!! Welcome to the drama of Together Forever chapters 51 and 52! I guess this is why Brenda always saved all the plot for the very end of the season. What happens when you resolve the tension too early? Let's find out! This week, our favorite author has a new inspirational quote for us. It's going to change the way you think of questions forever! Sam | Jordan Twitter | Tumblr | Patreon | Discord | YouTube

Amy and the baby have survived the birth, but are they truly out of the woods? Yes! Okay, great, but what if they weren’t? Ahhh!!! Oh no!!!! Welcome to the drama of Together Forever chapters 51 and 52! I guess this is why Brenda always saved all the plot for the very end of the […]

What an exciting week! In addition to being the 2 year anniversary of Together Forever, it's also the 50th episode of Together Forever! Join us in celebration as we discover the fate of Amy and Ricky's new baby (she's fine) as well as the name of Amy and Ricky's new baby (she's *********). Also, George's hair is back and longer than ever! This week, our eyes lifted. Ammoni-yay! Sam | Jordan Twitter | Tumblr | Patreon | Discord | YouTube

What an exciting week! In addition to being the 2 year anniversary of Together Forever, it’s also the 50th episode of Together Forever! Join us in celebration as we discover the fate of Amy and Ricky’s new baby (she’s fine) as well as the name of Amy and Ricky’s new baby (she’s *********). Also, George’s […]

She... Sam | Jordan Twitter | Tumblr | Patreon | Discord | YouTube

She… Sam | Jordan Twitter | Tumblr | Patreon | Discord | YouTube

Don't let the episode title fool you; this is an incredibly eventful episode of Juergen' It! In addition to reading chapters 42 through 45 of Together Forever; we also get three author's notes! Magicofessence, you're spoiling us! Also; Sam and Jordan perform a hauntingly beautiful duet and Jordan invents a hauntingly beautiful new Ricky voice. This week; we've discovered semicolons. It's like a comma; but classier! Sam | Jordan Twitter | Tumblr | Patreon | Discord | YouTube

Don’t let the episode title fool you; this is an incredibly eventful episode of Juergen’ It! In addition to reading chapters 42 through 45 of Together Forever; we also get three author’s notes! Magicofessence, you’re spoiling us! Also; Sam and Jordan perform a hauntingly beautiful duet and Jordan invents a hauntingly beautiful new Ricky voice. […]

This is an intense one, so our listeners over the age of 60 may want to empty their bowels first. Fortunately, the Wattpad ads have you covered! We're reading chapters 39-41 of Together Forever, and things are getting serious! Amy is about to give birth, and her life hangs in the balance (she's fine) - but can she really trust this mysterious doctor? What kind of a name is Zarb, anyway? Maltese? Oh, ah, well, uh, that's fine then. This week, we're apologizing to all of our listeners who are from anywhere. Sorry we can't be Benjamin Ayres. Sam | Jordan Twitter | Tumblr | Patreon | Discord | YouTube

This is an intense one, so our listeners over the age of 60 may want to empty their bowels first. Fortunately, the Wattpad ads have you covered! We’re reading chapters 39-41 of Together Forever, and things are getting serious! Amy is about to give birth, and her life hangs in the balance (she’s fine) – […]

I hope you’re ready to learn about our favorite Wattpad author! We start this week’s reading with another Q&A with magicofessence, asking all the questions you’re dying to know: when is the next update coming? Will this season be on Netflix?? Then we read chapters 37 and 38 of Together Forever, and find out how […]

I hope you're ready to learn about our favorite Wattpad author! We start this week's reading with another Q&A with magicofessence, asking all the questions you're dying to know: when is the next update coming? Will this season be on Netflix?? Then we read chapters 37 and 38 of Together Forever, and find out how Amy is doing after her recent bout of blood explosion disease. She's fine! This week, we're listening to music... and its lyrics! We neef it! Sam | Jordan Twitter | Tumblr | Patreon | Discord | YouTube

On this week’s very haunted episode of Juergen’ It, we read chapters 34-36 of Together Forever. Amy and Ricky are beginning to begin the start of something beautiful and make a family photo, or whatever is happening in the story right now. It’s mostly just belly rubbing, I think. If only Ben was here to […]

On this week's very haunted episode of Juergen' It, we read chapters 34-36 of Together Forever. Amy and Ricky are beginning to begin the start of something beautiful and make a family photo, or whatever is happening in the story right now. It's mostly just belly rubbing, I think. If only Ben was here to enjoy it with us! This week, Amy's back... and not the Amy you're thinking of! Sam | Jordan Twitter | Tumblr | Patreon | Discord | YouTube

Grab a seat at the quicksand table and pour yourself a nice green glass of water, it’s time for Juergen’ It! We’re reading chapters 31-33 of Together Forever, and I think we’re finally seeing the long-fabled Good Ricky. And… oops, he’s gone! This week, we’re learning the meaning of Dicky. (It’s just Ricky.) Sam | […]

Grab a seat at the quicksand table and pour yourself a nice green glass of water, it's time for Juergen' It! We're reading chapters 31-33 of Together Forever, and I think we're finally seeing the long-fabled Good Ricky. And... oops, he's gone! This week, we're learning the meaning of Dicky. (It's just Ricky.) Sam | Jordan Twitter | Tumblr | Patreon | Discord | YouTube

On this momentous episode of Juergen’ It, we’re reading chapters 28-30 of Together Forever. We’re finally returning to California. How have things changed since we left, maybe two episodes ago? Is our favorite gas station still there? Find out! This week, you’re invited to join us in the private conversation room. We’re talking, laughing, and […]

On this momentous episode of Juergen' It, we're reading chapters 28-30 of Together Forever. We're finally returning to California. How have things changed since we left, maybe two episodes ago? Is our favorite gas station still there? Find out! This week, you're invited to join us in the private conversation room. We're talking, laughing, and eating snacks! Sam | Jordan Twitter | Tumblr | Patreon | Discord | YouTube

Bad news, everyone. Amy went on a date with her doctor and there’s nothing we can do about it. On the bright side, we got to read chapters 26 and 27 of Together Forever, so that’s pretty cool! Amy has officially dropped out of college and is heading back to California, which is probably fine […]

Bad news, everyone. Amy went on a date with her doctor and there's nothing we can do about it. On the bright side, we got to read chapters 26 and 27 of Together Forever, so that's pretty cool! Amy has officially dropped out of college and is heading back to California, which is probably fine and perfectly safe. After all, her doctor told her so, right before slipping a creepy note into her pocket! Sounds fine to me! This week, we're forgetting Bowman, Marshall. Happy Nindento Day! Sam | Jordan Twitter | Tumblr | Patreon | Discord | YouTube

You’re finally awake! Welcome to an unusually Elder-Scrolls-reference-heavy episode of Juergen’ It, where we’re reading chapters 25 and 26 of Together Forever, plus a couple of author’s notes. Our favorite Wattpad author is here with answers to our many questions, including why Clementine was holding a pie. Thank god! This week, we’re checking in at […]

You're finally awake! Welcome to an unusually Elder-Scrolls-reference-heavy episode of Juergen' It, where we're reading chapters 25 and 26 of Together Forever, plus a couple of author's notes. Our favorite Wattpad author is here with answers to our many questions, including why Clementine was holding a pie. Thank god! This week, we're checking in at Weenie Hut Beneral. Hope you're ready for the next episode! Sam | Jordan Twitter | Tumblr | Patreon | Discord | YouTube

Brace yourselves for this episode, folks. This episode will shock you to your core… disturb your very soul… It is fair to say that the contents of this episode will change your life forever. Anyway, let’s have dinner first! Yum yum! After that, we can read Together Forever chapters 22 and 23, plus several author’s […]

Brace yourselves for this episode, folks. This episode will shock you to your core… disturb your very soul… It is fair to say that the contents of this episode will change your life forever. Anyway, let’s have dinner first! Yum yum! After that, we can read Together Forever chapters 22 and 23, plus several author’s notes. Will Ricky confess his crimes to Clementine? What figurines does Amy have? What IS the Mouthfeel of Greer? We’ve got questions, and magicofessence has answers. This week, we’re flexing our pipes on some Evanescence. Looks like Ricky’s not the only butcher in town!Sam | JordanTwitter | Tumblr | Patreon | Discord | YouTube

Video games? Never heard of ’em! We’re back for another regular episode of Juergen’ It to read chapters 20 and 21 of Together Forever. George has called a meeting of the council of elders to discuss Ricky’s trick, and Amy’s professor/advisor/counselor [???? editor’s note: figure out what this character’s job is] Julianne Moore is back […]

Video games? Never heard of ’em! We’re back for another regular episode of Juergen’ It to read chapters 20 and 21 of Together Forever. George has called a meeting of the council of elders to discuss Ricky’s trick, and Amy’s professor/advisor/counselor [???? editor’s note: figure out what this character’s job is] Julianne Moore is back with a trick of her own. It’s, uh, really something! This week, I guess it’s Clem now! Can you believe this?!Sam | JordanTwitter | Tumblr | Patreon | Discord | YouTube

This podcast is cool, but I wish there was a way to find the geeks and gamers in the crowd. Maybe this will do it: it’s chapters 18 and 19 of Together Forever, but that’s not all! There’s also half an hour of GamerTalk! If you’re not interested, feel free to stop listening after Sam […]

This podcast is cool, but I wish there was a way to find the geeks and gamers in the crowd. Maybe this will do it: it’s chapters 18 and 19 of Together Forever, but that’s not all! There’s also half an hour of GamerTalk! If you’re not interested, feel free to stop listening after Sam does Evanescence karaoke. Or better yet, stop listening right before that! This week, we’re trying to stay sarcastic. “Sorry!”Sam | JordanTwitter | Tumblr | Patreon | Discord | YouTube