KiddChris WEBN Radio Show

KiddChris says, forget gun violence! lets dive into a shocking knife attack at 2 AM in downtown Cincinnati, sparking a call for "knife control" and questioning officials who claim things are "getting better". They highlight the raw truth about downtown safety, with one co-host's friend reporting shootings almost every night that don't even get reported.City officials are probably too busy "cutting ribbons" for "great stuff happening downtown," like the the Blink event, while regular citizens are left unprotected on "regular dude nights". Wear Kevlar turtlenecks for throat protection!--- The RV, The Naked Couple, & The Trashy Truth: Prepare for a jaw-dropping story out of West Virginia: a 48-year-old man and 35-year-old woman caught driving a stolen RV while engaging in sexual activity – naked and highly intoxicated! KiddChris and Sara unpack the police officers' dilemma of dealing with "trashy people" and the unforgettable sights and smells.Your Food Fails & Podcast Peccadillos: The unimaginable horrors of vending machine chili cheese coneys and barbecue riblets, they share relatable food rants. Plus, get a candid look behind the radio curtain with stories of a colleague fired after an emotional on-air moment, stolen bobbleheads and broken equipment in the studio, and an utterly disgusting "crusty booger" left by another co-worker.Sports, Steroids, and Street Interviews: Catch up on local sports with updates on the Reds, Bengals, and FC Cincinnati, including a hilarious, and perhaps controversial, suggestion to "bring back the roids" to make baseball fun again. Enjoy an unforgettable interview clip with a Rochester man recounting his encounter with a supposed mountain lion, proving that "storytelling is top tier" when it comes straight from the source.

KiddChris is happy top be back at work. Sara understands the others who struggle, acknowledging the "wet, nasty, lots of flooding" start to the week but aiming to cheer you up on your commute. ----Dive into discussions on the box office crushing success of the new Superman movie and Cincinnati's "blink and you'll miss it" cameo that still gets locals clapping. Get ready for the highly anticipated Happy Gilmore sequel and the wild concept of a new Uno-themed social club opening in Las Vegas where you can win money playing your childhood card game. They even touch on the resurgence of bands like Limp Bizkit, reflecting a broader era of '90s and early 2000s nostalgia.Discussions on recent shootings in Middletown and Cincinnati and the excitement surrounding Cincinnati sports. Hear about the Reds' big wins and Manager Terry Francona's 2,000th career win, plus the buzz around FC Cincinnati's upcoming match against Lionel Messi.A caller chimes in about the smoking and drinking monkey from Kentucky. Join in on lighthearted debates, from ranking top cereals (Cinnamon Toast Crunch takes the crown!) to critiquing Harper's Bazaar's "Hottest Men of All Time" list that puts James Dean and Tupac above George Clooney or Bradley Cooper.KiddChris will be at the Warren County Fair again this year! Complete with demolition derbies, fair food, and cow milking, perfect for family outings. And for a dose of modern parenting reality, hear about the KiddChris's experiences with Jojo Siwa and the fast-paced world of child YouTubers.

The Surprising Truth About Rock Star Fortunes: Prepare to have your assumptions about fame shattered. KiddChris reveals that despite their public image, many rock stars, like Mike from Staind, don't make a "ton" of money from record sales. In fact, record companies often take the bulk of the profits, leaving artists "exposed" and even owing money for "20-something years". This segment offers a crucial insight into why supporting bands by attending live shows and purchasing merchandise is vital for their survival."Balls Out Bowling": An Event Like No Other: Sara brings a detailed discussion about an annual bowling event in Pittsburgh where "no clothing is allowed except the bowling shoes". Hear the "nude group's" advice to "not forget a towel", and comparisons to a naked bike ride event in Portland, Oregon, that featured "thousands of people naked riding bikes". Learn about the event's rules, including the 18+ age limit and the strict "no cell phone" policy, ironically juxtaposed with the expectation of people wearing recording glasses. Unconventional Soundscapes: Discover a unique musical experiment where an online artist took samples of Heathrow Airport sounds and created ambient music designed to help people fall asleep. The surprising twist? The airport itself found it "pretty cool" and asked to "pipe it through our airport". Learn where you can find this "Heat Throw airport" music for free if you're looking for a new way to drift off.Take a walk down memory lane with "On This Day In History" segments, revisiting moments like Limp Bizkit's album "Significant Other" hitting number one, Metallica's Lars Ulrich testifying in the Napster copyright battle, and the enduring, perhaps overplayed, "Macarena". Enjoy a hilarious description of a karaoke performer's rendition of "This Is How We Do It" that might make you rethink the song's lyrics.

Hear about Ron Lang, a Georgetown, Ohio, resident who won a $1.5 million jackpot in a Queen of Hearts card game, and his humble plans for the life-changing money. This really irritates KiddChris.KiddChris shares some isolated vocals from an emotional Ozzy from his final concert performance and discussions around legendary rock artists like Ronnie James Dio. McDonald's Snack Wrap returning, the frustration of long waits at restaurants like Chili's due to short staffing, and vital tips to avoid Amazon Prime Day scams discussions with John Matarese.Cincinnati Sports & Entertainment: Catch up on the latest from the Cincinnati Reds with The Segman and exciting news about WWE Smackdown coming to local Big 12 markets. Win Big: Find out how listeners can sing their way to VIP front-row seats for Cincinnati's iconic WEBN Labor Day fireworks show.

All US airports now allow you to keep your shoes on during TSA security screenings, thanks to new technology.  Now people with "exploding shoes" are back in business. KiddChris and Sara complain about smelly bare feet at the airport.MORE shootings in areas like Price Hill and Covington! Exciting times in Cincinnati! Beyond the Headlines: Get updates on Ozzy Osbourne's significant charity work (raising over $200 million for kids' charities), and local sports news covering the Reds' recent losses and the upcoming Cincinnati Open tennis tournament featuring top players like Carlos Alcarez and Novak Djokovic.True Crime Twist: Explore the controversial "Lie Detector: Truth or Deception" show on A&E, where Gary Coleman's widow, Shannon Price, failed a lie detector test regarding his fatal fall in 2010. The discussion raises questions about the possibility of reopening the investigation."Can I Sue?" Real Legal Answers: A lawyer offers insights on various legal dilemmas, including wage garnishment mistakes by employers, handling damaged cars from shipping companies, and navigating OVI/DUI arrests, including rights concerning breath tests and phone calls.

KiddChris and Sara chat more about the rising juvenile crime and the evolving "defund the police" debate! Go to: OverTheCrime.com for a bad ass shirt!A black bear roaming Cincinnati's suburbs and Joe Burrow's unexpected Batmobile security woes. Sara has the hilarious story of a woman whose phone got "babooned" at a zoo!Find out how you can sing your way to front-row, VIP seats for Cincinnati's Western & Southern WEBN fireworks spectacular.Plus: Tickets to All Elite Wrestling live by playing ‘KiddChris's Massive Organ”.

Summer Milestones & Anticipation: We are ramping up for their "Wrestlemania" or "Super Bowl" event – the Western and Southern WEBN fireworks, which are just 7 weeks away. There's also a post-Fourth of July longing for "spooky season," Pumpkin Spice Lattes (PSLs), and hoodie weather. Parenting Realities & Mishaps: Hear about a relatable "proud dad" moment gone wrong when a host missed his youngest daughter's horse show by arriving at the wrong time. He's making it up to her with a trip to King's Island.Tragedy in Texas: A somber discussion with iHeart pal Anne Hudson show is in Texas about the devastating flooding. Details about nearly 70 fatalities and the terrifying speed at which water rose (27 feet in 30 minutes). KiddChris's daughter is in San Antonio, and extended family was affected. Shout-out to Matthew 25, a local charity, acting as "superheroes" in the recovery efforts.Get the latest on Ozzy Osbourne's recurring "retirement" and his wife Sharon's expensive habits, with one KiddChris admitting he's "just not an Ozzy Black Sabbath guy".Plus, a bizarre story about a man named Matthew Allen charged with theft for spending over $7,000 on OnlyFans with a business credit card, which leads to a wild anecdote about a friend from the 90s using a company card for prostitutes.There's also the eyebrow-raising tale of a UK teacher caught drinking, cussing, and making students dance the Macarena in class.The "Foley" Phenomenon: Dave the Engineer gives his definition of "Foley'd" where anything KiddChris looks forward to, "comes crashing down". Examples include the missed horse show, his dog not adjusting to his new apartment, and getting kicked out of a pool.Outrageous "Hook-Up" Tips: A discussion about viral, highly unethical online advice for getting dates, including one shocking "immigration help" scheme and another involving shared Airbnbs.

Beyond the Headlines: Sports & Wild Theories: Catch up on NFL training camp hype, NBA deals, and NHL expansion talks for cities like Indianapolis and Atlanta. Also, hear a bizarre debate on cloning dinosaurs and a candid chat about controversial "massage places".Diddy's Legal Labyrinth: Dive into the latest on the Diddy trial, including a deadlocked jury on the major racketeering charge and the possibility of a 20-year sentence. KiddChris and Sara ponder Diddy's "freakoffs" and his decision not to testify."Can I Sue?" - Your Legal Fix: Expert Stuart W. Penrose tackles listener dilemmas from suing friends over car tickets to copyright infringement by a big brewery. Learn about navigating legal issues and intellectual property.

An Unflinching Look at Cincinnati's Violent Summer: KiddChris and Sara dive into the alarming increase in violence across Cincinnati, describing recent incidents as "one of the most violent nights ever". ⁣⁣Multiple shootings in areas like OTR's Hannah Park and Walnut Hills, with particular concern raised that many involve children.⁣⁣A brutal, 10-person fight at The Banks late on a Friday night, sparking discussions about public safety and the surprising reality of violence erupting near family-friendly events.⁣⁣A Tragic Motorcycle Accident: Learn the unfortunate details of a 23-year-old motorcycle rider who died after falling off the Taylor Southgate Bridge, reportedly while distracted by his cell phone and trying to make a video.⁣⁣Sara has the story about a father who jumped 50 feet off a Disney cruise ship to rescue his 5-year-old daughter after she fell overboard from the fourth deck. Both were rescued unharmed after 20 minutes in the water, a testament to the power of adrenaline and quick action. This dramatic account leads to a relatable discussion about the sheer panic of losing a child, referencing KiddChris' own terrifying experience when his daughter disappeared in a hotel elevator.⁣⁣"Things That Make Sarah Go Ew" Contest: This popular segment features listeners calling in to share their most disgusting, real-life stories to try and make host Sara visibly react with an "Ew!". ⁣⁣KiddChris is excited about his tweet exchange with Weather Gal Ginger Zee! He also chimes in on the ongoing debate about funding public libraries versus schools.⁣

KiddChris and Sara are joined by Blake from Sales to dive into the disaster of "Train Wreck: The Poop Cruise" – relive the wild 2013 Carnival Cruise nightmare with over 3,100 passengers and 1,000 crew members stuck at sea, facing power outages, non-flushing toilets, raw sewage, and even free-flowing alcohol leading to chaos.Beyond documentaries, it's a mix of relatable everyday absurdities, like the shocking amount of time people spend on their phones in the bathroom and the questionable hygiene habits of others.Stay updated on local sports with commentary on the Reds' walk-off victories, Bengals' countdown, and US Women's and Men's National Soccer team triumphs.KiddChris and Sara pull the curtain to expose the radio station life, including office "mutants," coffee spills that ruin expensive equipment, and a bet about a new producer's job longevity.

Opening about Cincinnati Reds' Big Red Machine 50th Anniversary weekend, featuring legendary players like Johnny Bench and Ken Griffey Senior, plus a cool hat giveaway and fireworks show.Sara has a story about… Poop Medicine? Discover a Japanese pharmaceutical company that pays for "high quality" stool donations to make medicine – a process involving strict screenings, a "relaxation room," and potentially surprising payouts. Is KiddChris Even Real? The show pulls the curtain back and proves that he has been AI since 2014 and hasn't actually been at the radio station in years, living in Omaha. HA HA!On-Air Drama and Social Media Feuds: Hear about the hosts' direct confrontations with annoying callers, including a listener who took their complaints to iHeart's massive Twitter account, leading to some hilarious social media clap backs.

John Matarese warns about getting duped this Prime Day! We unpack the scary rise of fake online retailers selling knock-off Stanley Cups and Hey Dudes shoes, revealing how AI makes these scams look terrifyingly real. KiddChris has a take on how to really fund those wars!Sara has a story about a junior high graduation stunt in Taiwan, where parents hired pole dancers to perform on school property! Was it creative or completely out of line? Also the latest in sports, including the MLB fan banned for life for heckling a player about his deceased mother.People on Talkbacks wanna hear KiddChris and his embarrassing high school rap recordings!

A fitness trainer's trip to Disney takes an unexpected turn when her outfit sparks a viral dress code controversy, raising questions about park policies and public shaming. The victim ends up calling and sharing her story!KiddChris is having his normal annoying troubles from the agony of ripping band-aids off his hairy arms to yelling at Sara over him wearing flip-flops at work. Sara has a story about a lawn care worker who threw an epic (and illegal) house party while the homeowners were away."Can I Sue?" – Your Legal Lifeline: A legal expert Stuart W. Penrose tackles listener questions on everything from child custody battles for blended families to car accident claims and credit card fraud, offering practical advice you won't want to miss.The Internet's Dark Side: A sobering discussion about shocking and controversial viral videos, including a disturbing clip of young children appearing to smoke pot.

Sara pisses KiddChris off with "calmation".  The new term for wellness vacations and hilariously debates Gen Z's demands for 4-day work weeks, ping-pong lounges, and nap rooms.KiddChris and Sara go through their wide-ranging playlist that spans from Pantera to Taylor Swift. Sara shares a bizarre story about a 61-year-old woman stealing from gravesites! WTF?KiddChris shares some WEBJUNK including and AI-generated viral McDonald's commercial and some Basement Music that you will LIKE and HATE.Sports & Entertainment Giveaways: Catch up on Cincinnati Reds baseball updates and find out how to win tickets to see Cypress Hill or All Elite Wrestling live.

Sara tells a story about a woman who allegedly married her ex-boyfriend without his consent by mailing him a marriage certificate along with Bath & Body Works products, leading to a felony stalking charge. Plus, find out about the latest trend: divorce registries for starting over.KiddChris had a run-in at his pool this weekend and that frustration lead to canceling the membership. This is AFTER dealing with a stolen watch, and even a child mashing poop into a shower drain.KiddChris and Sara talk about the dynamics of friendships strengthened by "breaking each other's balls" and hear about an elaborate ongoing "Bible game" prank between brothers.

A brewery's strict new policy for kids (e.g., children must remain seated at the table, curfew by 6:00 p.m.), sparking a lively discussion about public etiquette and family outings.Wild Stories & Pop Culture: From a 135-year-old tortoise named Goliath becoming a first-time dad at the Miami Zoo to new bands like Sleep Token and President hiding behind masks in the wake of Ghost's popularity, the show covers an array of quirky and interesting stories.Catch up on the latest in MLB, NHL, NBA, and the WNBA, including the hot topic of Caitlyn Clark's treatment in the league.Get straight answers from attorney Stuart W. Penrose on a variety of topics, including questions about:First Amendment rights in private businesses.Landlord-tenant issues regarding unfixed repairs and mold, property damage from fiber optic installations.Workers' compensation alternatives, and complex divorce and asset division scenarios.

Music Nostalgia & Celebrity Oddities: From the Beastie Boys' "Check Your Head" going gold in '92 to a deep dive into your "siren songs" – the tracks that get you fired up (think Korn, Van Halen, Kiss) – we're also talking about the wild pets of celebrities like Ice-T's sharks and Tracy Morgan's $400,000 octopus!Sara has this story of a 70-year-old "Florida Man" who allegedly urinated on over $10,000 worth of food at Sam's Club, including hundreds of cans of Spam and Vienna sausages! Find out how he was caught and what charges he's facing.Cicadas have STD's!? Get the lowdown on the Brood 14 cicadas, their loud mating songs, and the bizarre "genital destroying disease" (a "sex fungus") that's causing them to mate at an accelerated pace before they succumb.KiddChris and his hilarious habit of blocking Bengals fans on Twitter!