KiddChris WEBN Radio Show

The Surprising Truth About Rock Star Fortunes: Prepare to have your assumptions about fame shattered. KiddChris reveals that despite their public image, many rock stars, like Mike from Staind, don't make a "ton" of money from record sales. In fact, record companies often take the bulk of the profits, leaving artists "exposed" and even owing money for "20-something years". This segment offers a crucial insight into why supporting bands by attending live shows and purchasing merchandise is vital for their survival."Balls Out Bowling": An Event Like No Other: Sara brings a detailed discussion about an annual bowling event in Pittsburgh where "no clothing is allowed except the bowling shoes". Hear the "nude group's" advice to "not forget a towel", and comparisons to a naked bike ride event in Portland, Oregon, that featured "thousands of people naked riding bikes". Learn about the event's rules, including the 18+ age limit and the strict "no cell phone" policy, ironically juxtaposed with the expectation of people wearing recording glasses. Unconventional Soundscapes: Discover a unique musical experiment where an online artist took samples of Heathrow Airport sounds and created ambient music designed to help people fall asleep. The surprising twist? The airport itself found it "pretty cool" and asked to "pipe it through our airport". Learn where you can find this "Heat Throw airport" music for free if you're looking for a new way to drift off.Take a walk down memory lane with "On This Day In History" segments, revisiting moments like Limp Bizkit's album "Significant Other" hitting number one, Metallica's Lars Ulrich testifying in the Napster copyright battle, and the enduring, perhaps overplayed, "Macarena". Enjoy a hilarious description of a karaoke performer's rendition of "This Is How We Do It" that might make you rethink the song's lyrics.

Hear about Ron Lang, a Georgetown, Ohio, resident who won a $1.5 million jackpot in a Queen of Hearts card game, and his humble plans for the life-changing money. This really irritates KiddChris.KiddChris shares some isolated vocals from an emotional Ozzy from his final concert performance and discussions around legendary rock artists like Ronnie James Dio. McDonald's Snack Wrap returning, the frustration of long waits at restaurants like Chili's due to short staffing, and vital tips to avoid Amazon Prime Day scams discussions with John Matarese.Cincinnati Sports & Entertainment: Catch up on the latest from the Cincinnati Reds with The Segman and exciting news about WWE Smackdown coming to local Big 12 markets. Win Big: Find out how listeners can sing their way to VIP front-row seats for Cincinnati's iconic WEBN Labor Day fireworks show.

All US airports now allow you to keep your shoes on during TSA security screenings, thanks to new technology.  Now people with "exploding shoes" are back in business. KiddChris and Sara complain about smelly bare feet at the airport.MORE shootings in areas like Price Hill and Covington! Exciting times in Cincinnati! Beyond the Headlines: Get updates on Ozzy Osbourne's significant charity work (raising over $200 million for kids' charities), and local sports news covering the Reds' recent losses and the upcoming Cincinnati Open tennis tournament featuring top players like Carlos Alcarez and Novak Djokovic.True Crime Twist: Explore the controversial "Lie Detector: Truth or Deception" show on A&E, where Gary Coleman's widow, Shannon Price, failed a lie detector test regarding his fatal fall in 2010. The discussion raises questions about the possibility of reopening the investigation."Can I Sue?" Real Legal Answers: A lawyer offers insights on various legal dilemmas, including wage garnishment mistakes by employers, handling damaged cars from shipping companies, and navigating OVI/DUI arrests, including rights concerning breath tests and phone calls.

KiddChris and Sara chat more about the rising juvenile crime and the evolving "defund the police" debate! Go to: OverTheCrime.com for a bad ass shirt!A black bear roaming Cincinnati's suburbs and Joe Burrow's unexpected Batmobile security woes. Sara has the hilarious story of a woman whose phone got "babooned" at a zoo!Find out how you can sing your way to front-row, VIP seats for Cincinnati's Western & Southern WEBN fireworks spectacular.Plus: Tickets to All Elite Wrestling live by playing ‘KiddChris's Massive Organ”.

Summer Milestones & Anticipation: We are ramping up for their "Wrestlemania" or "Super Bowl" event – the Western and Southern WEBN fireworks, which are just 7 weeks away. There's also a post-Fourth of July longing for "spooky season," Pumpkin Spice Lattes (PSLs), and hoodie weather. Parenting Realities & Mishaps: Hear about a relatable "proud dad" moment gone wrong when a host missed his youngest daughter's horse show by arriving at the wrong time. He's making it up to her with a trip to King's Island.Tragedy in Texas: A somber discussion with iHeart pal Anne Hudson show is in Texas about the devastating flooding. Details about nearly 70 fatalities and the terrifying speed at which water rose (27 feet in 30 minutes). KiddChris's daughter is in San Antonio, and extended family was affected. Shout-out to Matthew 25, a local charity, acting as "superheroes" in the recovery efforts.Get the latest on Ozzy Osbourne's recurring "retirement" and his wife Sharon's expensive habits, with one KiddChris admitting he's "just not an Ozzy Black Sabbath guy".Plus, a bizarre story about a man named Matthew Allen charged with theft for spending over $7,000 on OnlyFans with a business credit card, which leads to a wild anecdote about a friend from the 90s using a company card for prostitutes.There's also the eyebrow-raising tale of a UK teacher caught drinking, cussing, and making students dance the Macarena in class.The "Foley" Phenomenon: Dave the Engineer gives his definition of "Foley'd" where anything KiddChris looks forward to, "comes crashing down". Examples include the missed horse show, his dog not adjusting to his new apartment, and getting kicked out of a pool.Outrageous "Hook-Up" Tips: A discussion about viral, highly unethical online advice for getting dates, including one shocking "immigration help" scheme and another involving shared Airbnbs.

Beyond the Headlines: Sports & Wild Theories: Catch up on NFL training camp hype, NBA deals, and NHL expansion talks for cities like Indianapolis and Atlanta. Also, hear a bizarre debate on cloning dinosaurs and a candid chat about controversial "massage places".Diddy's Legal Labyrinth: Dive into the latest on the Diddy trial, including a deadlocked jury on the major racketeering charge and the possibility of a 20-year sentence. KiddChris and Sara ponder Diddy's "freakoffs" and his decision not to testify."Can I Sue?" - Your Legal Fix: Expert Stuart W. Penrose tackles listener dilemmas from suing friends over car tickets to copyright infringement by a big brewery. Learn about navigating legal issues and intellectual property.

An Unflinching Look at Cincinnati's Violent Summer: KiddChris and Sara dive into the alarming increase in violence across Cincinnati, describing recent incidents as "one of the most violent nights ever". ⁣⁣Multiple shootings in areas like OTR's Hannah Park and Walnut Hills, with particular concern raised that many involve children.⁣⁣A brutal, 10-person fight at The Banks late on a Friday night, sparking discussions about public safety and the surprising reality of violence erupting near family-friendly events.⁣⁣A Tragic Motorcycle Accident: Learn the unfortunate details of a 23-year-old motorcycle rider who died after falling off the Taylor Southgate Bridge, reportedly while distracted by his cell phone and trying to make a video.⁣⁣Sara has the story about a father who jumped 50 feet off a Disney cruise ship to rescue his 5-year-old daughter after she fell overboard from the fourth deck. Both were rescued unharmed after 20 minutes in the water, a testament to the power of adrenaline and quick action. This dramatic account leads to a relatable discussion about the sheer panic of losing a child, referencing KiddChris' own terrifying experience when his daughter disappeared in a hotel elevator.⁣⁣"Things That Make Sarah Go Ew" Contest: This popular segment features listeners calling in to share their most disgusting, real-life stories to try and make host Sara visibly react with an "Ew!". ⁣⁣KiddChris is excited about his tweet exchange with Weather Gal Ginger Zee! He also chimes in on the ongoing debate about funding public libraries versus schools.⁣

KiddChris and Sara are joined by Blake from Sales to dive into the disaster of "Train Wreck: The Poop Cruise" – relive the wild 2013 Carnival Cruise nightmare with over 3,100 passengers and 1,000 crew members stuck at sea, facing power outages, non-flushing toilets, raw sewage, and even free-flowing alcohol leading to chaos.Beyond documentaries, it's a mix of relatable everyday absurdities, like the shocking amount of time people spend on their phones in the bathroom and the questionable hygiene habits of others.Stay updated on local sports with commentary on the Reds' walk-off victories, Bengals' countdown, and US Women's and Men's National Soccer team triumphs.KiddChris and Sara pull the curtain to expose the radio station life, including office "mutants," coffee spills that ruin expensive equipment, and a bet about a new producer's job longevity.

Opening about Cincinnati Reds' Big Red Machine 50th Anniversary weekend, featuring legendary players like Johnny Bench and Ken Griffey Senior, plus a cool hat giveaway and fireworks show.Sara has a story about… Poop Medicine? Discover a Japanese pharmaceutical company that pays for "high quality" stool donations to make medicine – a process involving strict screenings, a "relaxation room," and potentially surprising payouts. Is KiddChris Even Real? The show pulls the curtain back and proves that he has been AI since 2014 and hasn't actually been at the radio station in years, living in Omaha. HA HA!On-Air Drama and Social Media Feuds: Hear about the hosts' direct confrontations with annoying callers, including a listener who took their complaints to iHeart's massive Twitter account, leading to some hilarious social media clap backs.

John Matarese warns about getting duped this Prime Day! We unpack the scary rise of fake online retailers selling knock-off Stanley Cups and Hey Dudes shoes, revealing how AI makes these scams look terrifyingly real. KiddChris has a take on how to really fund those wars!Sara has a story about a junior high graduation stunt in Taiwan, where parents hired pole dancers to perform on school property! Was it creative or completely out of line? Also the latest in sports, including the MLB fan banned for life for heckling a player about his deceased mother.People on Talkbacks wanna hear KiddChris and his embarrassing high school rap recordings!

A fitness trainer's trip to Disney takes an unexpected turn when her outfit sparks a viral dress code controversy, raising questions about park policies and public shaming. The victim ends up calling and sharing her story!KiddChris is having his normal annoying troubles from the agony of ripping band-aids off his hairy arms to yelling at Sara over him wearing flip-flops at work. Sara has a story about a lawn care worker who threw an epic (and illegal) house party while the homeowners were away."Can I Sue?" – Your Legal Lifeline: A legal expert Stuart W. Penrose tackles listener questions on everything from child custody battles for blended families to car accident claims and credit card fraud, offering practical advice you won't want to miss.The Internet's Dark Side: A sobering discussion about shocking and controversial viral videos, including a disturbing clip of young children appearing to smoke pot.

Sara pisses KiddChris off with "calmation".  The new term for wellness vacations and hilariously debates Gen Z's demands for 4-day work weeks, ping-pong lounges, and nap rooms.KiddChris and Sara go through their wide-ranging playlist that spans from Pantera to Taylor Swift. Sara shares a bizarre story about a 61-year-old woman stealing from gravesites! WTF?KiddChris shares some WEBJUNK including and AI-generated viral McDonald's commercial and some Basement Music that you will LIKE and HATE.Sports & Entertainment Giveaways: Catch up on Cincinnati Reds baseball updates and find out how to win tickets to see Cypress Hill or All Elite Wrestling live.

Sara tells a story about a woman who allegedly married her ex-boyfriend without his consent by mailing him a marriage certificate along with Bath & Body Works products, leading to a felony stalking charge. Plus, find out about the latest trend: divorce registries for starting over.KiddChris had a run-in at his pool this weekend and that frustration lead to canceling the membership. This is AFTER dealing with a stolen watch, and even a child mashing poop into a shower drain.KiddChris and Sara talk about the dynamics of friendships strengthened by "breaking each other's balls" and hear about an elaborate ongoing "Bible game" prank between brothers.

A brewery's strict new policy for kids (e.g., children must remain seated at the table, curfew by 6:00 p.m.), sparking a lively discussion about public etiquette and family outings.Wild Stories & Pop Culture: From a 135-year-old tortoise named Goliath becoming a first-time dad at the Miami Zoo to new bands like Sleep Token and President hiding behind masks in the wake of Ghost's popularity, the show covers an array of quirky and interesting stories.Catch up on the latest in MLB, NHL, NBA, and the WNBA, including the hot topic of Caitlyn Clark's treatment in the league.Get straight answers from attorney Stuart W. Penrose on a variety of topics, including questions about:First Amendment rights in private businesses.Landlord-tenant issues regarding unfixed repairs and mold, property damage from fiber optic installations.Workers' compensation alternatives, and complex divorce and asset division scenarios.

Music Nostalgia & Celebrity Oddities: From the Beastie Boys' "Check Your Head" going gold in '92 to a deep dive into your "siren songs" – the tracks that get you fired up (think Korn, Van Halen, Kiss) – we're also talking about the wild pets of celebrities like Ice-T's sharks and Tracy Morgan's $400,000 octopus!Sara has this story of a 70-year-old "Florida Man" who allegedly urinated on over $10,000 worth of food at Sam's Club, including hundreds of cans of Spam and Vienna sausages! Find out how he was caught and what charges he's facing.Cicadas have STD's!? Get the lowdown on the Brood 14 cicadas, their loud mating songs, and the bizarre "genital destroying disease" (a "sex fungus") that's causing them to mate at an accelerated pace before they succumb.KiddChris and his hilarious habit of blocking Bengals fans on Twitter!

Is Your Radio Station a Drive-Thru? Listen in as KiddChris and Sara get a Talkback from a listener requesting coffee, breakfast, and an entire grocery list for delivery – making you wonder what people think radio hosts actually do!Weekend Recap: From Submersible Tragedies to Banana Ball Fun! KiddChris and Sara are joined by Blake from Sales to talk about the OceanGate submarine documentary, discussing society's obsession with the unfolding disaster.Sara has the lowdown on why major food brands like Oreo and Wheat Thins are suing Aldi for "blatantly copying" their packaging.Plus, join the debate on the best (and worst) of "basement music" making waves on TikTok!KiddChris shares his car crash prank call that went viral on YouTube.. He thinking “Crash Lady” may have to make a comeback!

Cicada Invasion Continues: They're still here, causing chaos, and even responsible for a wild car crash that flipped a car in Blue Ash. Expect them for about three more weeks and hear about the mayhem they're causing at Kings Island, including being so loud you can't hear music over them.New Fear Unlocked: Asian Needle Ants: Just when you thought cicadas were bad, a new invasive species, the Asian needle ants, are arriving in Kentucky and parts of Ohio. Their bites are severe, requiring an EpiPen, and they're described as "pretty bad" and an "invasive species".We got some great Talkbacks from people breaking KiddChris' balls! Father's Day Fun & Real Talk: KiddChris and Sara dive into the often-overlooked holiday for dads, highlighting how fathers are typically "forgotten" and often just want to "hang out with [their] children" rather than expensive celebrations LIKE MOMS. Plus, there's a look back at favorite TV dads from shows like Modern Family and Home Improvement.

Are you overwhelmed by streaming costs? John Matrese talks about the average family is now spending $100 a month on subscription services, including streaming, Amazon Prime, and even DoorDash, with hosts struggling to keep track of their own numerous subscriptions and discussing "out of control" price hikes. CNET recommends checking credit card bills and canceling services you haven't used in 3 to 6 months.Sara and KiddChris talk about workplace drama and the ongoing "war" against the bathroom lady at the radio station, who is always on her phone with a "big barrel" and caution sign, often blocking access to the bathroom, which frequently has issues like empty soap dispensers or clogged toilets.Hear about a man who flew for free for 7 years by posing as a flight attendant! Tyron Alexander reportedly took over 120 free flights by obtaining badge numbers and accessing special booking pages, now facing decades in prison for wire fraud and entering secure airport areas by false pretenses.KiddChris and Sara bring up the sad news on the passing of MTV's Ananda Lewis at 52 after a battle with breast cancer, Matt Pinfield's impressive recovery from a massive stroke, and insights into the tragic mental health struggles of a recently deceased Beach Boys member linked to his childhood trauma.

KiddChris and Sara discuss the sentencing of teacher Emily Nutley to 3 years in prison for hooking up with kids, giving them test answers, and money. There was debate over whether the sentence was too lenient or too harsh, with parents seeking a longer sentence. The prosecutor in the case was Elise Deters, Joe Deters' daughter.Sara has a story about the upcoming Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Contest. Noting that Joey Chestnut, the 16-time champ, is expected to return after being out last year due to a sponsor drama with a vegan hot dog company. Joey Chestnut's past records in various eating contests were highlighted, such as 83 hot dogs in 10 minutes and 182 chicken wings in 30 minutes.Sara discusses her upcoming contract renewal for the show, expressing insecurity but noting her program director's positive feedback. The conversation also touched upon the intricacies of radio contracts, including non-compete clauses.A bizarre story about a man known as "Cowboy Cody" from Murray, Kentucky, who was arrested for releasing a raccoon into a bar, which then bit someone. This was not his first incident, as he had previously been arrested for riding a mule while drunk and hitting people with a bullwhip.The "Can I Sue" segment featured legal expert Stuart W. Penrose addressing caller questions:A man named Robert asked for advice regarding a hit-and-run incident where the at-fault driver's insurance wouldn't cooperate without her statement. Stuart advised going through his own collision coverage initially and encouraged pressuring the at-fault driver to cooperate with her insurance.Jonathan, a new homeowner, inquired about suing the sellers for not disclosing a failing HVAC unit after finding a prior inspection report. Stuart confirmed this could be grounds for a lawsuit.A lawsuit against Costco for a collapsed display cabinet injuring a woman was also mentioned, with Stuart explaining that a $25,000 lawsuit often means the complaint is for "no less than $25,000" to get into a higher court.  

KiddChris and Sara talk about the Emily Nutley court case, and KiddChris expressing strong support for the teacher!A "notorious" Loveland Bridge that trucks frequently hit is a topic, with videos of incidents shared on its own Facebook and Instagram pages. KiddChris also recounts hitting it with a U-Haul.Sara has a story about how Ozempic can increase penis size, though a doctor clarifies it's likely due to weight loss.A new side business, OverTheCrime.com, selling t-shirts to raise awareness about crime in Cincinnati's Over-the-Rhine (OTR) neighborhood, is introduced.Sara And KiddChris discuss Pope Leo declining his $33,000 monthly salary, as his other expenses are covered.

Talking more about rising crime in OTR (Over-the-Rhine), including a recent fatal stabbing, and criticize the mayor's perceived inaction and slow response.A bizarre news story is shared about a woman in LA encountering a naked man pleasuring himself in her home after a break-in, who was later described as being in an "altered mental state".We have listener talkbacks, covering topics such as KiddChris' peculiar wiping habits and humorous jabs at other radio personalities like Jon Jon from Kiss 107.1.KiddChris recounts attending a David Spade comedy show at the beautiful Taft Theater and discusses the joys and challenges of being an "Uber driver" dad to his daughters.They touch upon the TSA's frustration with travelers presenting improper IDs like Costco cards for flights, and personal reasons for abstaining from alcohol due to health and social dynamics.Finally, the hosts critique the concept of "automatic fame" on free social media platforms, arguing that viral content doesn't always indicate true talent or long-term success.

They discuss the importance of Men's Mental Health Awareness, highlighting that men's struggles are often overlooked. KiddChris shares a personal story of a severe panic attack he experienced at a cemetery after seeing a girl drawing by a grave, which reminded him of his daughter. He mentions coping through humor, medication, and therapy.Sara has a news story details a DoorDash driver demanding a tip at gunpoint from a family in Vancouver, Washington, leading to his arrest on felony harassment, DUI, and assault charges.Sara discusses being in a bad mood due to her "lady time" and her dog peeing the bed.A bizarre story is shared about a thief in Portsmouth, Ohio, who broke into a Dollar General wearing only white underwear and a cape to steal women's undergarments.The hosts talk about challenges in the radio industry, including a country radio station in Nashville firing its entire staff despite being in the "country music capital". They also reveal that on-air song requests are often staged.

John Matarese talks about June is as a month for buying "guy stuff" like golf clubs, grills, and power tools. For patio sets, you can find cheap options on Marketplace or by "dumpster diving" the night before garbage day, or wait for big sales around the 4th of July.A new scam involves text messages about unpaid traffic tickets, threatening license suspension if not paid immediately, designed to get credit card information.Sara brings up the floating Hooters in Newport, Kentucky, has permanently closed after filing for bankruptcy, with speculation about Hulk Hogan potentially buying the chain. The closure is attributed to a lack of evolution and updates since 1992. The Beer Seller next door is also permanently closed.We have some listener "talkbacks" and a game called "Five and Ten," where callers name five items in ten seconds for tickets to see comedian Tom Papa. Topics from listeners included the Jerky Boys, Chris's personal calls to fans, and a humorous debate about wiping hygiene.A caller, with a background in organizational psychology, explained foot fetishes as a paraphilic attraction or obsession, which is similar to other fetishes like those involving diapers or cars, and is not as unique as some might think.Procter & Gamble is cutting over 7,000 jobs globally over the next two years as part of a "growth and productivity strategy," with KiddChris saying that remote work contributed to these cuts.KiddChris shares his experience of working from Kings Island while his daughters enjoyed the park, emphasizing the value of the season pass and the enjoyment of the amusement park.

The hosts discuss a new tiki bar opening in OTR (Over-the-Rhine), with one host expressing skepticism about its longevity due to OTR's business closures and the seasonal nature of a tiki bar.⁣⁣The widespread presence of cicadas in the Loveland area is mentioned, with descriptions of their noise, falling into pools, and their mating purpose.⁣⁣McDonald's is bringing back the Snack Wrap on July 10th, after discontinuing it in 2020 due to it slowing down kitchen operations. Popeye's is also adding chicken snack wraps.⁣⁣The hosts debate classic rock power ballads, specifically disliking Guns N' Roses' "November Rain" due to its length and Axl Rose's performance, while praising Prince's talent.⁣⁣A prank call or wrong number audio clip is played, where one person repeatedly tries to talk about a truck while the other insists they have the wrong number and threatens prosecution.⁣⁣A creepy story from California is shared about a man who stalked a woman, slept outside her house, broke in, and bit and licked her toes while she was sleeping, leading to his arrest.⁣⁣The "Can I Sue" segment with Stuart W. Penrose covers: ⁣⁣Trevor Bauer's legal victory where his accuser, Lindsay Hill, was ordered to pay him over $300,000 for settlement violations and has been arrested and charged with assault and abuse.⁣⁣A caller's sister, who has Parkinson's and tardive dyskinesia, faced discrimination at a Dunkin Donuts in Virginia when staff locked doors and called the police, believing she was intoxicated. Legal advice is given to seek an attorney specializing in disability discrimination.⁣⁣A discussion about the ethics and challenges of criminal defense attorneys representing unsavory clients, such as the "foot fetish guy," murderers, or child predators, and how they must set personal feelings aside to do their job.⁣⁣

KiddChris and Sara discuss David Spade joining the show to talk about his show this weekend at the Taft Theater. KiddChris expresses his preference for going to events alone and admits he is not much of a talker when the microphones are off, contrary to his on-air persona.Sara has a story about a “professional” that provides dating advice from a coach, highlighting text messages to avoid, such as "When can I see you?", "Want to come over tonight?", and "Do you like me?".KiddChris goofs on a new Tiki Bar and Grill called "10th Island" opening in OTR. The show shares "on this day in history" facts, including Anderson Cooper's birthday, the BBC banning George Michael's "I Want Your Sex," and David Carradine's death by autoerotic asphyxiation.KiddChris reminisces about his past addiction to a vending machine snack called "Big Texas," a cinnamon roll which he consumed frequently and associated with a sugar crash and significant weight gain.Country Jeff The Drunk Drifter calls in from his hotel, discussing his living situation with prostitutes, some of whom steal from him, and his contentious relationship with KiddChris… Jeff ends up hanging up in anger.

KiddChris talks about watching disturbing documentaries this weekend, including one about Steven Stainer, a kidnapping victim whose family faced further tragedy, and one about Pee Wee Herman.They mentioned upcoming TV shows and movies, like Stranger Things, Squid Game, Wednesday, and Happy Gilmore 2.Various sports news was covered, including baseball, golf, and basketball.Sara has a news story about a man in Japan stealing women's underwear from a laundromat was discussed.A study ranked Ohio as the 4th state with the biggest gambling problem.Bret Buganski from WCPO, a journalist and guitar player, comes in with his guitar to jam with KiddChris!KiddChris and Sara go over a list of jobs suited for people who "hate people," such as a lighthouse keeper.

KiddChris and Sara discussed a funny moment from the news where an anchor professionally read a story about fentanyl found in someone's buttocks.Sara has a news story about Sydney Sweeney partnering with Dr. Squatch to sell soap infused with drops of her bathwater, seeing it as a way to make money off of fans. This led to a conversation about gross things like pedicures and perceived differences in hygiene between men and women.KiddChris shares an embarrassing story about arriving at a Starbucks drive-thru before it opened and mumbling and complaining while the people inside could hear him.They played their "Five in Ten" contest, where callers name five things in 10 seconds for tickets.They covered a news story about a woman charged with felony child abuse after allegedly assaulting a child on a plane who reportedly called her fat. They commented on kids being brutally honest and debated parental discipline.They took calls, including one about a new band name and one from a listener thanking a host for an inspirational voicemail.

Celebrity birthdays mentioned are Latoya Jackson (and her Playboy appearance) and John Hinckley Jr. (who shot Ronald Reagan and is now touring).Sara brings up a story about a 10-year-old girl singing loudly over a Delta plane's intercom for 45 minutes during a 2-hour delay. KiddChris is annoyed and claims terrorist have won.The Bengals 2025 Ring of Honor game date and nominees are listed. The show includes playing the "5 in 10" game with callers for concert tickets.Plans to update the Cincinnati Convention Center sign are discussed, including the Bengals' copyright issues with using their stripes. Is violence and lawsuits in the future??New prank calls from ESSIE-X! A woman who met KiddChris at the Breaking Ben concert is on the phone and is VERY excited!

The show opens with the Chuck The Traffic Guy making calls to gay prostitutes!⁣⁣Today is the anniversary of Harambe, including memorial events and ongoing public interest. ⁣⁣Today is also National Hamburger Day, sharing statistics, deals at various restaurants (Burger King, Wendy's, Buffalo Wild Wings, Shake Shack, Eddie Merllo's), and KiddChris and his sissy eating habits.⁣⁣A request for an old segment featuring autotune interviews.⁣⁣The movie Final Destination: Bloodlines was discussed, including a frightening real-life incident where a movie theater roof collapsed during a screening in Australia.⁣⁣The "Can I Sue? with Stuart W. Penrose" legal segment featured calls about: ⁣⁣Expunging a minor consumption charge.⁣⁣A medical malpractice claim involving a nerve injury and the statute of limitations.⁣⁣Children's services taking a baby related to a domestic violence restraining order.⁣⁣A caller discussing a protection order violation and seeking advice for injuries from a car accident.⁣⁣The Puff Daddy legal case was briefly mentioned.⁣

KiddChris and Sara discuss attending Staind and Breaking Benjamin, highlighting details like Aaron from Staind's stage presence and a surprise appearance by Lacy Sturm from Flyleaf with Breaking Benjamin.An update was given on the New Orleans jailbreak, stating that two more inmates were caught in Texas, but two are still at large, including one with noticeable face tattoos. A grandma was arrested for allegedly sending money to her grandson, one of the escapees, via Cash App.KiddChris makes a suggestion that could STOP ALL JAILBREAKS. Listen for the details on this idea!Chuck The Traffic Guy made some naughty calls to Gay Prostittutes!There was discussion of a Florida USPS worker who was arrested after reportedly drinking vodka on her route and driving erratically.

John Matarese from Channel 9 talks about high meat prices ahead of Memorial Day grilling and suggested cheaper steak alternatives.Sara reports on a story about a 24-year-old man from Venezuela who was arrested for using a false birth certificate while pretending to be a 16-year-old high school student living with a host couple. KiddChris explains why this guy is a genius!KiddChris brings up a hypothetical situation of wiping a coworker's butt in an emergency and debated saving a pet versus a stranger.The top songs in Country, Top 40, and Rock radio formats were reviewed.

Talking about the upcoming Stained and Breaking Benjamin concert on Sunday at Riverbend, expressing excitement about the weather and the show itself. Sara got a vampire facial to look good for the show and buying her own tickets as a Christmas gift for her husband. Chris plans to attend but doesn't intend to stand in the grass or stay for the whole show.⁣⁣An update was provided on the New Orleans jailbreak, detailing how a jail maintenance worker, Sterling Williams, allegedly helped 10 prisoners escape by turning off the water to a toilet covering a hole. Some escapees have been recaptured, but others remain at large, with three charged with murder.⁣⁣A sports segment covered the Cincinnati Reds' loss to the Pirates, college baseball updates, Bengals news including international marketing rights in Canada, the Indy500, and Florence Y'alls baseball with wrestling nights.⁣⁣An interview with Keith from Breaking Benjamin covered touring, rehearsing, his solo work, and the financial aspects of the music industry, noting that merchandise is currently the most lucrative source of income compared to music streaming. ⁣⁣Discussion included the passing of Norm from Cheers actor at age 76. Chris also shared a story about getting kicked out of the real Cheers bar in Boston for underage drinking years ago.⁣⁣A segment on the show "Girls Next Door" discussed Holly Madison's recent comments about her time at the Playboy Mansion with Hugh Hefner, including her dislike of sharing him and group sex. The conversation included commentary on age gaps and relationships perceived as transactional.⁣⁣The "Can I Sue" segment with attorney Stuart W. Penrose addressed legal questions from listeners regarding a prison not honoring a visitation order, mistreatment in jail including denial of medical care (a potential 1983 claim), wrongful termination related to a background check, and responsibility for a deceased parent's credit card debt.⁣

Sara brings up the discussion and personal reflections on ex-spouses having full access to bank accounts, highlighting Dave Portnoy (Barstool Sports founder) and his arrangement with his ex-wife Renee.⁣⁣Sports talk including Caitlin Clark vs. Angel Reese, Cincinnati Reds baseball news (wins, injured pigeon, player of the week Will Benson, Hunter Green returning, Kyle Schwarber's 300th home run), Bengals update, and NBA/NHL playoffs.⁣⁣Country Jeff is pissed at KiddChris and the calls ends up in a vulgar laced angry hang up.⁣⁣More time for “KiddChris' Massive Organ”!⁣⁣Suggestion of watching a Netflix docu-series on Osama bin Laden.⁣⁣Upcoming broadcasting plans for the Breaking Benjamin concert on Sunday.⁣⁣Sara had her face scraped from a vampire facial ahead of the concert.⁣

KiddChris discussed a weekend visit to Kings Island, dealing with parking and entry costs, and using AirTags to track his kids.⁣⁣Sara talks about the largest jailbreak in Louisiana history from a New Orleans jail, where 10 men escaped through a hole behind a toilet, with three jail staff suspended amid an investigation into possible inside help.⁣⁣Listener talkback messages were played, including comments about Slick Rick, a comparison of Chris's dad to a cartoon character, and a call from a man claiming to be a victim of secret mind control and implants.⁣⁣We play "KiddChris's Massive Organ" for VOLBEAT tickets!⁣⁣Sara has a story about a high school teacher in Mississippi caught making out with a student.⁣⁣Chris mentioned receiving an invitation to speak at a school in Michigan about a radio career, which he couldn't accept.⁣⁣KiddChris.com has a video of a man exposing his wife's infidelity at a party! It is INSANELY AWESOME!⁣

KiddChris and Sara discuss a weird online listing for a Brantley Gilbert concert supposedly happening at a house in Loveland, questioning its legitimacy and wondering if people will show up there instead of the Zac Brown Band concert where Brantley Gilbert is the opener.They cover a shooting incident at a Popeye's in Charlotte, North Carolina, where the manager is accused of shooting an employee over burnt biscuits.KiddChris and Sara talk about the upcoming Shark Week special "Dancing with the Sharks" hosted by Tom Bergeron, where divers perform underwater routines with real sharks.Today's show ends with a VERY CLASSIC montage of prank calls to escort services by some comedian friends of the radio show.

John Matarese joins KiddChris and Sara to talk about Gold prices are very high ($3200 an ounce), and people can make money selling old gold jewelry. An average thin gold chain is worth about $400.There is also a VIN swapping scam where thieves sell stolen cars with swapped VIN plates, particularly targeting sales on platforms like Facebook Marketplace.There was a Pete Rose ceremony at a Cincinnati Reds game, though getting into the stadium was difficult for some fans. The New York Post reportedly referred to Pete Rose as a "Phillies great" and didn't mention the Reds, despite the Reds honoring him extensively.The Reds have been struggling recently and KiddChris and Sara talk about it with The Seg Man.It is KiddChris' 51st birthday, and he received gifts including snacks and gift cards.Sara has a strange story was shared about a man found naked in a tool shed display at a Lowe's store.

KiddChris and Sara  discuss the recent news of Pete Rose being reinstated by Major League Baseball and the possibility of him getting into the Hall of Fame, noting that some predicted this would happen after he died.There was coverage of the upcoming Pete Rose Night at the Reds game, including the jersey giveaway, gate opening time, and pregame ceremony. Conversation touched on Pete Rose's character flaws (like gambling addiction and personal conduct) versus his accomplishments as a player.News about P. Diddy, and a strange story about a robbery at a Dollar General robbery. And some great TALKBACKS that spawn the return of SARA PUPPET!A significant portion featured the "Can I Sue?" segment with Stuart W. Penrose, where legal questions from listeners were answered, including questions about old warrants, being fired due to health issues, and legal cases involving assault and child endangerment.

KiddChris and Sara talk about the extensive coverage of P. Diddy/Puff Daddy, talking about the alleged behavior with girlfriends and gay escorts.The show features a game where listeners identify Atari theme songs to win tickets to see the band Offspring. Can you identify these themes?? No it's not DUCK HUNT.There is a story about a man in Iraq who was killed by his pet lion?! A neighbor reportedly intervened by shooting the lion. KiddChris STILL wants a pet puma.

KiddChris and Sara discussed their weekend activities, including attending or missing the Sonic Temple festival, watching a scary movie called "Clown in a Cornfield", and dealing with daughters learning to drive.⁣⁣They shared a news story about a lunch lady named Jenna Woodworth in San Antonio who was charged with a felony for an inappropriate relationship with a student, allegedly occurring in a school closet and involving a school vehicle.⁣⁣They covered wrestling news, including the death of Terry Brunk (Sabu), to Billy Jack Haynes from Dark Side of the Ring.⁣⁣Upcoming summer concerts were highlighted, featuring acts like Breaking Benjamin, Stain, Masters of the Mic (Big Daddy Kane, Slick Rick, Warren G), and many others coming to Hard Rock Casino and Riverbend.⁣⁣Another news story discussed a domestic disturbance in Florida where nachos were allegedly shoved down someone's pants.⁣⁣A sad audio clip about how quickly people are forgotten after death was shared, leading to a discussion about living for oneself and the impact of loss.⁣⁣Mental Health Awareness Month (May) was mentioned, coinciding with KiddChris's birthday.⁣

KiddChris and Sara discussed the firing of radio personality Kathy Romano from the ‘Preston and Steve Show' in Philadelphia after 22 years, lamenting the cutthroat nature of the radio industry and the impact on the show and its listeners.⁣⁣A major topic was the election of a new Pope, Leo the 14th, formerly Robert Provost, from Chicago, noting he is the first American pope and discussing details about his background and the papal election process.⁣⁣The show featured live check-ins with a personality named Shroom and Angry Rodney who were delivering cookies to listeners for Mother's Day.⁣⁣Parenting was discussed, specifically Tom Brady's regret over his roast appearance due to upsetting his children and ex-wife.⁣⁣KiddChris and Sara talked about their personal social media use and dealing with unwanted friend requests or tags from colleagues.⁣

We start off with John Matarese providing updates on scams and price hikes. Mother's Day flower prices are increasing due to tariffs on imported cut flowers; buying potted plants grown in the US can help avoid this. A specific scam discussed is a "double fishing scam" impersonating PayPal and DocuSign.⁣Sara brings up a lawsuit against Burger King by customers claiming false advertising regarding the size of the Whopper.⁣⁣KiddChris and Sara playback some listener talkbacks and voicemails, and KiddChris talks about returning to making prank calls to other radio stations. Music played includes a song called "Teenage Lover" by the band Brute Force, noted for its creepy lyrics.⁣⁣There is a discussion about the death of Deputy Larry Henderson, who was directing traffic while volunteering for a graduation.⁣⁣Topics also include buying cars online, car maintenance issues, and the use of robot servers in restaurants and driverless cars/taxis.⁣

KiddChris and Sara discussed movies they've seen, including Drop, Rosario, and Terrifier 3, noting jump scares and formulaic elements in some horror films. They talked about awkward movie moments experienced with parents when younger, like watching Titanic, Saw, or Trading Places.⁣⁣Sara has a strange incident reported in Columbus where a police officer found a raccoon with a glass meth pipe in the driver's seat of a woman's car.⁣⁣The "Can I Sue" segment with Stuart W. Penrose covered topics like lawsuits related to social media fights, a bullet found in a garage, HIPAA violations by an insurance company, issues with getting paid for auto repairs, and the ongoing legal situation involving a father who ran over and killed a sheriff's deputy after his son was shot.⁣⁣Stuart W. Penrose's law practice, Manilo Law Group, handles areas like auto accidents, DUI, and bankruptcy.⁣

KiddChris and Sara chat about a chaotic weekend in Cincinnati, including rain, graduations, and serious incidents like a police officer being fatally run over. This incident was expected to make national news.⁣ They talked about the difficulties and dangers faced by police officers.⁣⁣KiddChris says, Cinco de Mayo is a "racist holiday"!!!!⁣⁣They recounted a prank call made a year prior using a host's voice ("Sarah Bot 3000") to prank a sales colleague.⁣⁣The upcoming Real ID deadline (May 7th) was a topic, with anticipation of chaos and delays at airports and BMVs. KiddChris is excited for the TikTok videos of the anger!⁣⁣Target is limiting self-checkout kiosks to 10 items or less, reportedly to combat theft. Other stores like Walmart, Dollar General, and Five Below are also implementing similar self-checkout limits. KiddChris avoids going inside stores due to fear from watching TikTok videos of fights, opting for online ordering and car pickup instead.⁣⁣KiddChris shares a story from a wrestling podcast about how wrestler Danny Hodge would "wrestle" bears by pulling hairs from their rear end to make them submit.⁣

KiddChris spent the night at his former partner's house with his daughters and felt uncomfortable, missing his apartment's cold temperature and bed. He was wearing clothes suitable for a beer league basketball game because his other clothes were at his apartment. He ⁣⁣Sara has the story about James Faring, a 50-year-old man who won $167 million from a scratch-off ticket, gave half to his mom, but was later arrested in Florida for being drunk, getting into a fight, and kicking a police officer.⁣⁣KiddChris admitted he is scared of scratch-off tickets and doesn't know how to gamble or play games.⁣⁣A strange road rage incident in Philadelphia where a woman defecated on a car hood was mentioned, with footage supposedly available on KiddChris.com⁣⁣Old TV commercials from the 90s were discussed, specifically the "Miss Cleo DNA test" psychic hotline and a "976 Guts" pickup line hotline advertised during Headbangers Ball.⁣⁣Recent arrests related to a human trafficking ring operating out of two massage parlors (Tiger Spa and Sunny Spa) in Warren, Ohio, were discussed. Eight women managers were charged with confining and forcing Korean women into sex acts by holding their passports and IDs. Mug shots and aliases of the charged women (many older, 56-75) were mentioned.⁣⁣

John Matarese from WCPO talks about the unstable economy and how people are cutting back on airline travel, leading to lower airfares but increased fees for things like checked bags and overhead bins. Tips and annoyances about packing for travel are shared, including packing layers to avoid suitcase space and people who overstuff overhead bins. The popularity of "Buy Now Pay Later" (BNPL), especially criticizing its use for small purchases like fast food via Door Dash, calling it "stupid" and a way to get into debt.Sara has a news story is recounted about a 7-year-old driving his 5-year-old sibling over 10 miles in the middle of the night to get McDonald's, damaging the mother's car.Details are shared about Andrew Dice Clay coming to town, with the host recounting his difficult but interesting past interactions with him.Country Jeff the Drunk Drifter calls in, discussing giving rum to his fish and getting free clothes by going “shoesless”.KiddChris expresses “disappointment” at not being nominated for the Radio Hall of Fame and discusses some of the nominees.  

The show opens with frequent caller Tyler, joking about his many calls and asking personal questions about him being in bed in his blue boxers. They invite him to the studio and ask for his address.⁣⁣They discuss the story of Michael Schuer, a Disney World employee who hacked menu servers to add inappropriate content and raise prices for attention. He was sentenced to prison and restitution, losing his job.⁣⁣They discuss a strange story about a UC Health doctor performing inappropriate ultrasounds on men's testicles in his apartment bedroom after meeting them in a running group, but a judge ruled it was not a crime. KiddChris and Sara disagree.⁣⁣Stuart W. Penrose answers legal questions from callers: ⁣Lisa asks about suing a pool company that closed after selling a faulty pool. Stuart explains getting a judgment is possible but collecting from a closed or insolvent company is hard.⁣⁣KiddChris asks about carrying a weapon in a car in Ohio. Stuart explains the rules differ based on having a CCW permit.⁣⁣They share stories about past physical fights.⁣⁣Jim asks about a car accident where the at-fault driver and car owner had no insurance. Stuart confirms they are liable but collecting without insurance is difficult, suggesting small claims court.⁣⁣Kevin asks if he is responsible for a loan solely in his deceased wife's name. Stuart says he is generally not responsible as it's her estate's debt, but he should get an attorney because they were still married.⁣⁣A caller asks if she has a case after being terminated immediately after giving notice, despite a supervisor promising to pay her for the notice period. Stuart advises talking to an employment attorney.⁣⁣KiddChris and Stuart discuss having kids younger versus older.⁣⁣They discuss pets, with KiddChris expressing a strong preference for dogs over cats.⁣⁣

KiddChris and Sara find it funny that conversations about Pete Rose are happening at the White House, with President Donald Trump and Rob Manfred, the baseball commissioner, discussing the permanent ban. The president is noted as a big Pete Rose fan. There's speculation that an announcement about Rose's induction could happen by May 14th, coinciding with a celebration event. The ideal scenario would be the announcement happening at the ballpark on May 14th, potentially delivered by the Reds' long-time public address announcer, Marty Brennaman. ⁣⁣The event on May 14th is expected to be a sold-out game with a standing ovation for Rose. Every single fan attending the May 14th game will receive a Pete Rose replica jersey. ⁣⁣Marty Brennaman is expected to have a significant presence at the game on the 14th. If Rose goes into the Hall of Fame, Marty might induct him and introduce the family.⁣⁣Bill Belichick is on a media tour for his new book, "The Art of Winning". His 24-year-old girlfriend, Jordan, is accompanying Bill Belichick everywhere, including interviews and even on the field with his team at UNC. Jordan reportedly interrupted and corrected Belichick multiple times during a CBS interview over the weekend, causing delays. She allegedly had a "hissy fit" and stormed out at one point. ⁣⁣KiddChris and Sara commented on Bill Belichick's recent appearance, specifically a shirt with a hole at the collarbone. He was compared to the Brooklyn Brawler. One host suggested Jordan might be cutting holes in his sweatshirts to make him not look cute.⁣⁣KiddChris is dealing with a spider problem in his apartment, having received spider bites. He killed a large spider and bought spider repellent packets. He put the packets around, laundered his sheets on high heat, and slept in long clothes. The spider repellent packets smell like pot but he finds it "earthy" and okay compared to other bad smells.⁣

KiddChris and Sara wish happy birthday to Jay Leno, noting his wife's illness.Saddam Hussein's birthday is also mentioned and the Property Brothers (Jonathan and Drew Scott), leading to a discussion about how Sara initially thinking the twins were a gay couple. Too Short's birthday is acknowledged.⁣⁣The anniversary of Boy George chaining a Norwegian male prostitute to his bedroom wall in 2007, resulting in his arrest for false imprisonment, is discussed.⁣⁣Sara breaks a story about a massage parlor bust in conservative Westchester, where a 60-year-old woman, Lin Jen, was allegedly performing sexual acts for money. KiddChris and Sara discuss whether this situation could involve human trafficking. Despite the bust, the massage parlor, New Oriental Massage, reportedly remains open with good online reviews.⁣⁣KiddChris and Sara prepare to address a large number of listener talkbacks. A listener shares a story about being scared by bees in their shoe while driving. A humorous, fake message for Sara regarding jury duty and demanding "feet pics" is played. KiddChris and Sara solicit listener stories about high school teachers who were arrested, fired, or vanished due to scandals. A listener named Sierra calls in with a story about a history teacher who seemed to be under the influence, was arrested for a DUI, and then moved to a night school position. Another listener, Krista, shares a story about her fiancé sleeping with his high school teacher throughout his senior year, around 2015, and never getting caught.⁣⁣The Rock and Roll Hall of Fame inductees for 2025 are announced: Bad Company, The White Stripes, Cindy Lauper, and Soundgarden. This leads to a discussion about Chubby Checker's past outrage over not having his own statue at the Hall of Fame and his confrontational on-air appearance on their show years prior. KiddChris and Sara replay audio of Chubby Checker arguing with a caller who claimed he didn't play real rock and roll.⁣

KiddChris shares a video of a car dealership throwing down a cheesy rap in their TV commercial so good it could be the "best commercial ever"? Also the tale of a "bogus beggar" in Lexington who raked in a staggering $100,000 a year by faking a disability, even bragging about his lucrative scheme after getting caught. It'll make you question every panhandler you see.Sara brings us into the mind-boggling case of a North Carolina woman who allegedly pilfered over $13,000 worth of candles from Bath & Body Works. KiddChris and Sara speculate on the logistics of such a massive heist and what one could possibly do with 650 three-wick candles.KiddChris and Sara analyze a story that redefines "parenting gone wrong." A mom in Tyler, Texas, is facing charges after bringing ALCOHOL-LACED JELLO SHOTS to her daughter's FIFTH-GRADE PARTY.KiddChris and Sara have the discussion around new safety measures at The Banks. The new "adults only" rule in the public plaza late on Friday and Saturday nights, questioning its effectiveness in curbing violence.

John Matarese calls in about the impending price hikes on popular fast fashion sites like Teimu and Shein, effective Friday, April 25th, due to "world economic environment and tariffs". This is your last call to snag those deals before prices potentially jump significantly.The KiddChris Show takes a moment to remember the late Steve "Mongo" McMichael, a legend in both football and wrestling, discussing his passing due to ALS at the age of 67. Reflecting on his career with the Chicago Bears and the Four Horsemen!The real entertainment kicks in with the bizarre and the relatable. Witness the outrage over a dramatic haircut incident at a Louisiana barbershop, "Draft Pics," where a stylist allegedly gave an 11-year-old a "drastic haircut" over a $25 late fee?!Hear about callers and the perceived "gayness" of bands like Creed and Nickleback but yet they want tickets for Judas Priest!? Things get spicy with an interview featuring musician Taylor Austin Dye, where playful flirting and talk of "heathen activities" and body shots create some truly intriguing radio. Find out why KiddChris is so enthusiastic about her performance at Edgewater on April 26th.

KiddChris had a stressful experience the previous day when his laptop, which contains everything for the radio show, wouldn't start due to a completely dead battery. He expressed significant relief when it finally powered on, stating that his "career saved".Sara has a news story about a 24-year-old Chicago Police Department recruit who was found with eight baggies of crack cocaine in his cargo pants during a fake drug search at the police academy. The recruit's initial panic led to him claiming the drugs were "garbage" and then that the pants belonged to his brother. KiddChris and Sara found this situation absurd, questioning how someone could forget about such a large quantity of drugs in their pants, especially knowing a drug search was part of the training.The host recounted a personal story of seeing Hawk from the Road Warriors and Shawn Michaels smoking crack out of a Pepsi can in high school, describing it as one of the scariest things he had ever seen. He later discussed this with Shawn Michaels on his radio show.The conversation then turned to the death of Pope Francis. KiddChris and Sara discussed his age, recent health issues, and the announcement of his death the day after Easter. KiddChris and Sara then speculated about the contenders for the next Pope, mentioning two American candidates, Joseph Tobin and Robert Provost. KiddChris added himself to the list. They discussed the process of selecting a new Pope, comparing it to the mafia and the NFL draft, and the tradition of black and white smoke signals. KiddChris is encouraging listeners to make "Holy Foley" a trending topic.