Low Stakes Learning Redux

laughing at lauren getting abused at the chiropractor 

hell of a year

you heard it first here folks

bet that taste of italy felt off

over and over again

id kill for a white chocolate dipped ritz

smokes inside, everyone gets one

I know u and ur momma are waiting

leggo my muthafucking eggo      bitch

sturgil please

gimme some money

celery salt? yay or nay

????

lauren be eating good

father bless these ankles

eat the cheese stick

its happening

smash that can gurl

12.99 Marlboro lights

I can taste the salty toes

double post for ya

through the eyes of a gremlin

why can't i gape my ass?it used to

monday? twas a good day

not halloween style either u dig

i frew up lucy

shaving your hoo-hah

would u rather

she frew upshe aight tho

still feel the splinters years later

let her yap, let her talk all night

big bird fans now dude

yeh we back babylove some freak-bob instagram

in da closet? in da attic?

sorry george it was time

alan please don't get mad at me

lemme get a couple of d cells

I tear my ass open

huntbrotherspizzamaxxing.jpg

whoops. could it be me

Give me a mid 40's milf

florida georgia line need not apply

and as I exited the shitter, I felt closer to god

shout out freddy durst

back to my roots blame it on my toots

im the snake in the hose, pushed up against my woes

your dad probably had crabs, or knew a guy

I take a couple uppers, I take a couple downers but nothing compares to these blue and green ketchup

give me a 

pop that pussy like a wagon wheel

they call me the enjoyer, cuz i be enjoying