Monster Mates Podcast

Sometimes being big isn't all about being tall or even being muscular. Sometimes being big is having a little pudge around some areas, but either way, flaunt it! Art is by Foxy (@FoxyTheMoron | https://twitter.com/FoxyTheMoron )! Editor's note: someone on the YouTube video pointed out that this never got to audio format, so I'm fixing that now.

Thank you, every single one of you degenerates. We never thought we would get this far along in terms of popularity, but all of you certainly proved us wrong, and we couldn't be more glad for it. Art is by em (@shianebulae | https://twitter.com/shianebulae )!

Beware of the speed and rage of this monster girl. She knows she can take you on and will enjoy every second of your helplessness. Just... try not to get -too- into it, alright? Art is by ikoni (@Ikoni_Doodlez | https://twitter.com/Ikoni_Doodlez )!

Grab on to some of that big ball of fluff or else she might blow you away, or worse yet, you may be going to sleep before getting in on the action. Art is by Nats (@d0ughnats | https://twitter.com/d0ughnats )!

This big girl has a big appetite, and not just for smaller monsters. Just be careful around that tongue of hers. It can be a thing of pleasure, but it just might be your demise too. Art is by Shan3ng (@shan3ng | https://twitter.com/shan3ng )!

This blood-sucker doesn't hit you with some shrap, pearly fangs. No, this one has a sharp little poker to get that red high. Just be thankful that the poker is on the face and not below the waist. Art is by Ichimoral (@Ichimoral | https://twitter.com/Ichimoral )!

Make sure to get your lighters going, because there ain't no gummies on this high. Take a nice seat on a comfy toadstool, find a chill frog to hang with, and let the good times roll. Art is by ruru (@kuuriux | https://twitter.com/kuuriux )!

This big momma ain't just got junk in her trunk, but she's got an entire mountain on her back to boot! Just be careful, because looks can be deceiving! Art is by Twade (@TwadeArtiste | https://twitter.com/TwadeArtiste )!

With her gaze reflecting her heart, will you be able to bear this heavy load? Or will you be like the miner or the sculpture, able to pierce this harsh veil? Art is by em (@shianebulae | https://twitter.com/shianebulae )!

Just because something looks dirty, doesn't mean it's not unhygienic. Like knots, or whips, or flossing your sister's teeth, or-- actually, maybe this is the wrong analogy to use for this. Art is by Ash (@Santanaelchan | https://twitter.com/SantanaelChan )!

And lo, on Walpurgisnacht shall the true rulers of humanity be set aflame, scathing the lands and loins of those who come across them, blessed be. Art is by LJ (@cbbluberii | https://twitter.com/cbbluberii )!

No Peter Cottontail around here fellas, but maybe we'll find a good Penny Cottontail instead? Who knows!? I just hope you have enough money for all the child support. Art is by em (@shianebulae | https://twitter.com/shianebulae )!

In the most chilly of environments, lies a predator that requires only the most fiery of hearts and the most vicious of stamina. Let's go conquer it! Art if by Core34 (@thecore34 | https://twitter.com/thecore34 )!

No need for any lubricants this time, she can just slide all over you, in more ways then one. Just be careful not to get any in your mouth, I hear it doesn't taste great. Art is by Moon-chan (@MoonLSU_NSFW | https://twitter.com/MoonLSU_NSFW )!

The beginning of a new chapter has started! And we're starting out in the bottom of the trash can, where all the gross trash piles are at! Art is by ghosty (@paranoid_ghosts | https://twitter.com/paranoid_ghosts )!

Be careful of where you're walking. If you keep your eyes too forward, you might accidentally hit someone. Granted, with their large pointy hats, it's pretty hard not to spot them, calling you chum and all that. Art is by Chocolinqq (@choco_linqq | https://twitter.com/choco_linqq )!

Sometimes you just need to go on autopilot after a full day, to a point where you don't even realized you're being butt-snuggled by a random person. I'm sure it'll work out though. Art is by Ojazaki (@NotOjazaki | https://twitter.com/NotOjazaki )!

The Welsh would like to know your location. But beyond that, just make sure to keep an eye out and remember the number of sheep bouncing in your lap. Art is by Oriva (@oreebaa | https://twitter.com/oreebaa )!

Another long-tonged girl, but this one definitely seems a lot less.... refined than the others. Just make sure you get your shots after your done with her. Art is by Venky (@VenkyDraws | https://twitter.com/VenkyDraws )!

The mind, the throne to any sentient organism. But when otherworldly forces get involved, there's no telling what kind off usurpers might come knocking, especially knocking between your thighs. Art is by Isterika (@stvulgarr | https://twitter.com/stvulgarr )!

How good are your legs? DO you feel like they could be better? Well try jumping from lillypad to lillypad for 24 hours then come back to me. Art is by Kazabubu (@KazabubuNSFW | https://twitter.com/KazabubuNSFW )!

Become one with the hive mind and swarm! Gotta get on those radio frequencies if you wanna know where the magic is happening. Art is by MetalGaruruWuff (@NBDArtworks | https://twitter.com/NBDArtworks )!

It's time to follow a soldier's creed, whether it be lance, shield, or sword. Take up your arms and fight for your life, for the glory of monster girls! Art is by Jek (@Jake_LastName | https://twitter.com/Jake_LastName )!

Whispering into your ears deep at night, a flicker of what once was a soul dancing in the darkest night, let them lead you not, lest you fall victim like so many others. Art is by LittleBink (@littlebinkbonk | https://twitter.com/littlebinkbonk )!

Like any good thing, you gotta start from the ground up and work from there. In this case, I would say starting from the bottom and traveling upwards is the best part. Art is by WrizWro (@WrizWro | https://twitter.com/WrizWro )!

Spin the wheel, roll the dice, embrace the odds and defy madness itself as we go on a magical adventure. Okay, it's only slightly magical, but hey, if two heads are better than one, than getting head from 4 girls is heaven! Art is by AlizeShii (@SekaiNoTatakai | https://twitter.com/SekaiNoTatakai )!

When you least expect it, bam! Monster girls. Changing the toilet paper roll in your bathroom? Monster girl! Turning the faucet handle? Monster girl! Picking up a can of beans? Monster girl! Art is by Akane (@artamiest | https://twitter.com/artamiest )!

You gotta be one with the hive if you wanna buzz around like a beast on the streets. Or you know, at least know how to pollinate some fine flowers. Art is by Cookie (@AngeryCookies | https://twitter.com/AngeryCookies​ )!

An oasis under the sun, the obelisk in the desert planes, and place for some rad treasures! We might as well go inside and do some exploring, yeah? No need to worry about the pharaoh that lies within. Art is by AJ (@badsnailz | https://twitter.com/badsnailz​ )!

Video games... the rising popular hobby for people around the world. It was only a matter of time before degeneracy reached even these realms of relaxation and escapism.

We're heading into new, unprecedented territory now lads, the dankest, darkest caverns that this world has ever known will now be explored by us. Or you know, we could find some rad caves in this forest here, I dunno. Art is by bucketofchum (@bucket_of_chum | https://twitter.com/bucket_of_chum​ )!

A pocket-sized playmate, what more can someone ask for? I mean, those already exist in artificial form, but who needs that when there's the real deal! Just make sure there's some life insurance included. Art is by CherryStar (@CherryStarArt | https://twitter.com/CherryStarArt​ )!

Deep in the wild lands there's a rumor of an untamable monster girl, one of the queens of the jungles in fact. Well, you know what that means then. Means it's our turn to go and conquer this fine creature. Art is by Morttimer (@Morrttimer | https://twitter.com/Morrttimer​ )!

Here you go you lovely degenerates, answers to all your lovely questions! Thank you so much for sticking with us, whether you just subbed recently or have been here since the beginning! We love you guys!

These mounds sure are supple with the greatest and simplest things in life, gold, milk, and honey. What more could a person ask for? Well, how about if these mounds were attached to a femme fatal as well? Art is by MOSSYBORGAR (@MossyArtBurger | https://twitter.com/MossyArtBurger )!

We may have our umbrellas, but that's not gonna stop up from singing in the rain. Come to think of it, this rain that's getting on us is a lot more thick than I'd expect. Huh, curious. Art is by indigo (@indigodrawss__ | https://twitter.com/indigodrawss__ )!

Wow, absolutely crazy that all of you have decided to subscribe to this channel, whether it was in the beginning, or just last week. Thank you all very much for your support in whatever ways you show that, it's extremely appreciated!

You lads like pets, heckin' good head pats and belly rubs? Because the monster girl adoption clinic is advertising a lot of their monster girls that need a loving and good forever home. If I catch one of you fools buying instead of adopting a pet, there'll be retribution to pay... in sex, that is. Art is by Noah Maxine (@NoahMaxine | https://twitter.com/NoahMaxine )!

Time to put on the furs once again, as there are rumors of a savage ice queen haunting the mountains nearby. Though I'm more of a tropical kind of guy, due to being able to wear less clothes. Art is by Irma (@IRMA_NSFW | https://twitter.com/IRMA_NSFW​ )!

Oh man, this is just like my Eternal Champion novels! But not only do we get a rad legendary sword, but a hot girl to go along with it. Now that's what I call a win-win situation. Although I can quickly see this becoming a Prototype situation, but don't worry, it's probably safe. Art is by Darboo (@Darbooart | https://twitter.com/Darbooart )!

I too enjoy the whitest of white bread, with a side of water with no ice or lemon, along with vanilla ice cream for desert. All joking aside, we're going away from the super feral towards the super domesticated. But how many lives will it take? Hopefully not too many, I need this speedrun WR. Art is by TopsieTurvy (@TopsieTurvy_ | https://twitter.com/TopsieTurvy_​ )!

So there's a certain meme that goes around from time to time called "big forehead energy," which indicates that someone with a big forehead doesn't have the smartest of intellects. This, of course, has no basis in actual science, but is merely an insult based on one's facial characteristics. That being said, this girl got some DUMMI 4HEAD ENERGEE. Art is by TopsieTurvy (@TopsieTurvy_ | https://twitter.com/TopsieTurvy_ )!

I'm telling you, there's some cool ancient treasures in those ruins, we just gotta go a bit deeper in. That's strange, I don't think the map said anything about... robots? And why is there a surgery table over there? Wait, where did the robot go, it was just here a minute ago, the one with the lubed fists. Art is by Tim (@TheBaconSpider | https://twitter.com/TheBaconSpider )!

So this knight dude came up to me this one time and tells me that there are some really feral monster girls in this area. We're talking REALLY feral. So that's where we're going this time. Oh hey, what's all this green stuff nearby? And why is it hissing? Art is by Jin (@out_for_lunch_ | https://twitter.com/out_for_lunch_ )!

What's that old saying about forests and trees again? Doesn't matter, why do all these weird plants looks so weird, and... voluptuous too? I'm not the only one noticing that yeah? Or has the pandemic quarantine finally broke my mind? Art is by MechZone (@MechZ5 | https://twitter.com/MechZ5 )!

Time to go deep into the tall grass this time around. Hey, this is just like that one 90s movie, you know the one, right? With the shrink ray, they made multiple of them? Doesn't matter, I'm sure this adventure will prove to be useful yet. Art is by LewdStuff (@Lewdstuffart | https://twitter.com/Lewdstuffart )!

It's a full moon tonight lads, time to get out the rum distilled in silver and tune in to your inner beast, we either ride and die tonight or become one with the pack, what sayeth you!? Art is by kiyovero (@verokiyo | https://twitter.com/verokiyo )!

From the bar to the beach, welcome to Surfin' USA. I'm pretty sure the Beach Boys can't copyright us for this one, yeah? Eh, who knows. But I'm sure they won't want none of this! Art is by Morrttimer (@Morrttimer | https://twitter.com/Morrttimer )!

And now we know why it's called The Dunwich Horror. But hey, let's leave all that behind and go to a bar! Seems they don't sell booze but something else? Well, let's see what it is. Art is by Irma (@IRMA_NSFW | https://twitter.com/IRMA_NSFW )!

This Dunwich town is a lot more peaceful than those people made it out to be. Wonder why people kept leaving this place. Hey is it just me, or did that road sign just twitch a little bit? Art is by The Masked Chris (@TheMaskedChris | https://twitter.com/TheMaskedChris )!

Alright, we safely made it back. Oh hey, a new store opened up, and it's full of antiques, rad! Boy, a lot of this stuff looks super cursed and has seen a lot of the dark memories of ancient history, but I'm sure there's nothing bad that could happen from that, right? Ignore the death stare from their porcelain eyes. Art is by stele (@eletsy99 | https://twitter.com/eletsy99 )!