Not My Patient is a raw, funny and sometimes shocking look into the world of three long serving Registered Nurses. Stories from the front lines of the public health system that give the listener a true insight into what it means to be a Nurse.
Western Australia
The trio are back for our final episode of season 3. Today we discuss nurses as serial killers, or should we aptly refer to them as 'cereal killers?' Let's face it, many nurses have historically and famously gone to the dark side, makes you wonder why??Shout out to our good mates at sophiejoys.com.auYou can drop us a line at notmypatientpod@gmail.com
In this episode the G has a chat with her legendary old nursing mate, Sandy. Flo and Jay are no where to be seen. Sandy received a special gift from sophiejoys.com.au and she was SUPER stoked! Please visit their website, lots of goodies for your pleasure!Flick us an email notmypatientpod@gmail.com
Flo and Jay attempt to have a chat about empathy, whilst The G is off getting her toenails 'clipped'.Flo creates a new word "Gillivante". We are currently in consultation with Oxford dictionaries to have this word included in the next edition....... or not!With thanks to our sponser sophiejoys.com.au Please visit their website, you will not be disappointed!You can email us on notmypatientpod@gmail.com
We are freelancing today, not a topic in sight! We just decided to have a chat about nothing in particular!Please check out our legendary sponsers: sophiejoys.com.auYou can chuck us a line @ notmypatientpod@gmail.com
Today we attempted to chat about how as nurses, we feel when we become patients. We strayed off topic as usual!Youll find us @ notmypatientpod@gmail.comAlso, do yourself a favour, and visit sophiejoys.com.auYou will not be disappointed!
Today we welcome our first guest! Commonly known as Shit Tits! You'll find out why soon enough! The G is absent, someting about a neck tattoo. We also welcome our sponser for this episode sophiejoys.com.auDo yourself a favour and head to their website, for some next level, unbridled pleasure!
Just a little sneaky episode for your listening pleasure. A mash up of some bits from season two.Also we shout out to our mate Barry today, who we've all come to love.
It's a Christmas episode from the trio today! We are just having a chat about all things Christmas. We wish all of our listeners a safe and happy holiday season. Go easy on the eggnog.....or the egg, and maybe the nog!
Today we are chatting about filters, or lack of filters as the case maybe. Our dedicated listeners well and truly know by now that we have issues with filtration, but hey, so do our patients!
To annoy is to, "make someone angry or upset". Today Flo, Jay and The G have a chat about stuff that pisses us off. Welcome to season 3!
The final episode of season 2, TEN! Episode 10 and we've achieved over 10000 downloads! Pretty good considering we thought that we wouldn't even get one!No real topic for this one, just us freelancing.. could be dangerous!Thanks for all the love xx Stay tuned for season 3, coming your way real soon!
Jay and The Gee are having a chat about patients who have exceeded their expiration date. We think Flo's lips have exploded (Botox?) and we're hoping we see Flo and her lips in our final episode for season 2. It's coming your way real soon.
This episode is a celebration of our Flo. We love Flo's facts. In this instance, the term 'fact' is applied loosely. Are they facts? You be the judge.
So in this episode, we are having a chilled out chat about dumb people/patients/colleagues. Just dumb shit in general. There is no stereotype for dumb.....it happens to us all!
We are chatting about patient's families in this ep. Let's face it, we love the good ones and the bad ones give us the shits. The good fams give us the will to care more, bless them!
We are chatting about shit today. As nurses, we are accustomed to the 'poonami' and all that goes with cleaning up the damage they cause. Perhaps we are the damage, due to the amount of shit we encounter on the daily, we'll let you decide!Drop us a line at notmypatientpod@gmail.com
This is one of our favourite Eps from season one. Due to popular demand, we have decided to release an UNCUT version. Hold on tight, this will have you belly laughing!
Today we are chatting about sounds. The noises we love to hear and the noises we don't want to hear! Please keep the stories coming! We'll send you a shitty, budget coffee mug if you make the cut.notmypatientpod@gmail.com
We are having a chat about dead people! The only way we navigate this topic is with humour......of course x
So The G has recovered from syphilis and the band is back together. We're talking about feet and limbs in general in this episode. We are looking for guest speakers. Please send us your stories to notmypatientpod@gmail.com . Point form is fine. This is an anonymous space..... "a safe space to talk about hard things", thanks Dr Phil for that quote!
Fight Club..... Flo and Jay cut loose (again), minus The G. Apparently she has syphilis!!
Spew!!! The perfect topic to start off series 2. Spew, chunder, chuck, technicolour burp, emesis... whatever you want to call, spew is not our friend!Please flick us an email if you want to know more about spew, or any other topic for that matter notmypatientpod@gmail.comAlso we welcome our first sponser, Shelter Brewing Co. Please check them out at:shelterbrewing.com.au
Last ep of series one! Just some more weirdness for your listening pleasure.We'll catch you all in 2024 for series two. Keep an eye out for some wedgey eps over the hoilday period. Thanks for listening xx
An episode without the G! Jay and Flo act like a couple of unsupervised toddlers. Suffice to say it's all below the belt!
A newbie nurse on a ward, we've all been there! But what's it really like?
We chat about things you find, or perhaps things you don't want to find in odd places. This episode is a little choppy, as far as editing goes, because there were multiple experiences that were not publishable! You will get the gist of it regardless. Thanks for listening.
The World Health Organisation classifies night shift as carcinogenic for the effect it has on circadian rhythms and the cardiovascular system..... but we do it, we survive and make bank.
Please show me your rash and tell me your entire medical history........said no nurse EVER!!!!
There are so many shades of grey matter it's not funny........ or is it?
We all know it smells like fish, but does it really taste like chicken?
Where our nursing careers began. The why, the how, the when and we are still asking why ?
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