Pisces – Stoner Astrological Horoscope

Stoner Pisces, you are the emotional core of the stoner Zodiac. Your ability to empathize remains unmatched, and your willingness to listen, laugh, and light one up with your fellow tokin' terrestrial astronauts seems endless. You should definitely continue the mantra of sharing is caring, just make sure that you are giving yourself the care you need first. Afterall, it's great to share a bowl with a friend in need, to puff, puff, and pass on the good vibes, but this doesn't mean that you have to give away your entire stash and positivity: Leave some for yourself my friendly Fish. Don't worry stoner Pisces if you feel a little like a fish-out-of-water in the early days of the month. This is expected because your usual, chronically calm and cool demeanor is set to get shaken up by the Sun's invigorating rays. At least for the early days of June, you should steer clear of Sativa-dominant strains. The additional solar energy might take a little getting used to. The goal is to harness that extra energy, and channel it into creative endeavors and new adventures; not to end up with your mind racing while you go nowhere fast. You should keep your stash jars and smoke sessions filled with Indica-dominant or hybrid strains like Wedding Cake, Blue Dream, or any of the Gorilla Glue family. These feel-good greens will help you harness the power of the Sun, and turn it into forward moving momentum and growth, while still keeping you grounded. Stoner Pisces, as the month progresses you will get used to operating at a higher energy frequency.  Once the Summer solstice hits on the 21st, all systems and strains are a go!  If any of your current cannabis companions can't keep up with your newfound fast pace, it's okay to find a new school of stoners to swim and sesh with for a while.

Hopefully your cosmic space suit is ready my frisky Fish. The universe has cleared your airspace of any external obstacles, and you are clear for takeoff. So, buckle up stoner Pisces, because this month it is all systems go! It may have taken you longer to get off the ground than some of your peers, but throughout the month you will continue to soar ever higher until you reach your cruising altitude. Remember, you're in the cockpit my high-flying Fish; how high you climb, and how far you journey will be up to you. With nothing but wide-open skies ahead, you can expect your trajectory to be meteoric. Before you get blazing at full speed, be sure to spend a few days early in the month plotting your course. This doesn't mean you have to spend hours in official meditative smoke sessions, planning every part or imagining every possibility of your journey. This month, a little time with the sacred herb will go a long way. Although you will have the time to take the scenic route, or to get lost wandering, it is still a good idea to have a final destination in mind. Just be sure to toke a few moments to puff puff and plan. It is important to look before you launch stoner Pisces. While until recently it felt like you were trailing behind your fellow terrestrial cannanauts, now you find yourself in pole position. Just keep in mind that not everything this month needs to be a competition. Now you are the friend in the lead with plenty of greens. But it wasn't so long ago that you were the one who needed a little help from their friends. So be mindful stoner Pisces. While for you, the sky might be the limit, you have a few partners-in-chronic who will need a lift in order to soar among the clouds.

Stoner Pisces, March was all about breaking away from the smoke circle to sit quietly with your thoughts and the sacred herb. It was a time to light up, to look inward, and take some much needed ‘Me Time.' Hopefully you took advantage of this period to recreate, reflect, and hit the reset button. Because this month you will be rejoining your fellow tokin' terrestrial cannanauts for happening hangouts and hotbox sessions. We start April off with a New Moon my frisky Fish. Which aligns perfectly for showing your partners-in-chronic the new you. And whether or not they notice your rediscovered inner peace, they are sure to notice you have gotten your groove back. So roll up a few joints, and invite your cannabis companions to join you in a celebratory smoke session. Stoner Pisces everything seems to be on the rise this April. The weather is heating up, your optimism is elevated, and you can even expect to grow your financial greens too! Just remember that while building up your bank account is nice, it can be even easier to burn through those hard-earned bucks. To ensure your accounts don't dip into the red, you will have to balance your eagerness to earn, and your readiness to spend. After the bills are paid, go ahead and splurge a little stoner Pisces. Treat yourself to some of your favorite top shelf buds, or a few extra edibles for the weekend. But, remember that you will save more, and can even smoke more, by sticking with mid-shelf selections most days. Stoner Pisces, you should still make medicated meditation sessions part of your weekly routine.  Maintain the calm you've cultivated over the past couple months. But, with Spring in full bloom, it's time to light up and let loose. Your year may have started out with a slow burn my friendly Fish, but by the end of April, you'll be blazing with the best of them.

Stoner Pisces, you've spent the first months of 2022 playing the role of helper and healer to your cannabis companions. You were there for your smoke circle through their low moments, as well as the highs. But now we are in Pisces season my frisky Fish. This month really is all about YOU! It's time to toke a break from being everyone else's ganja guru, and focus on giving yourself the attention that you need. Start off the first days of March with deep and dank meditative smoke sessions. Spend time away from the smoke circle stoner Pisces; just you, your favorite pipe, and the sacred herb. Whether it's your favorite secluded smoke spot, or in the comfort of your cozy stoney sanctuary; find a peaceful place where you can light up the loud, and quiet your mind. Consider cerebrally-stimulating strains like Blue Dream or White Widow when selecting your herbal aids for these moments of medicated meditation. Blue Dream is ideal for when you are focused on holistic healing. Its vapors can uplift your consciousness, ease bodily tensions, and calm your spirit. It will help you enter into a contemplative state of mind without getting lost in thought, or stuck on the couch. Stoner Pisces, switch up your prescription to White Widow when you are ready to turn reflection and exploration into implementation. It can be a bit more stimulating, and might leave you restless if you don't have an outlet for the elevated creative energy. But it is a great strain for when you are really getting back into the groove of getting things done. Just remember that the goal of this month's solo smoke sessions isn't to avoid your friends and cannabis companions. It's about giving yourself the space and time you need to look in the mirror, and like what you see. So be mindful of your fellow tokin' terrestrial astronauts, but stay focused on you, my friendly Fish.

Stoner Pisces, did you enjoy a mellow start to the new year? Did you use the first month of 2022 to grind up the ganja and give yourself the time needed to gather your thoughts? For those of you who embraced the opportunity to slow your roll, you can prepare yourself for an equally peaceful and stoney sequel this February. And for those who chose to chase the chaos instead of the calm, make sure you don't miss out on this second chance to pursue a more peaceful path. You are equal parts compassionate and chronic-loving my stoner Pisces. And in recent times you have been called to play the role of both a friend indeed and the partner-in-chronic others have grown to expect will gladly supply the greens when they need. While this will still be the trend for February, you should keep your third-eye sight open and on the lookout for those whose moods might throw off your groove. Although you are usually deeply attuned to and influenced by the feelings of those in your orbit, you have been able to avoid absorbing the negative emanations from those nearest to you. My stoner Pisces, this February, you will still get to fulfill the role of the friendliest fish that you strive to be, but the cosmic protections against the negative vibrations of your fellow terrestrial travelers will wane as the month progresses. Stoner Pisces, the best plan for a blissful month is to surround yourself with those cannabis companions you know are all about high times and good vibes. Of course, you can still be there to pick up those you encounter who look like they need to share a fresh bowl and who need a friendly ear to listen. Just don't spend the whole month trying to lift the spirits of others at the risk of bringing your own spirits down.

Stoner Pisces, no matter what the past eleven months have held, you can look forward to a peaceful completion to 2021. It may not always feel like it when you're in the moment, but as you look back on the year that was, you can be proud that you embraced all the highs, and overcame … Continue reading Pisces Stoner Horoscope December →

Take a deep breath stoner Pisces.  Hold it.  Hold it.  And exhale.  Breathe easy my stoner Fish. There is no need to rush through November. This autumn is all about kicking back and lighting up.  So go ahead, pack another bowl and allow yourself to really slow your roll.  Of course you should continue finishing … Continue reading Pisces Stoner Horoscope November →

My dear stoner Pisces, it is not by accident that you are considered the most kind and caring amongst the stoner Zodiac. It is your ability and willingness to take the time to listen unconditionally to your fellow tokin terrestrial astronauts.  And really get to know them, which earns you the title of ‘the sensitive … Continue reading Pisces Stoner Horoscope October → The post Pisces Stoner Horoscope October appeared first on Stoner Astrological Horoscope.

For some stoner Pisces, September will mark the beginning of a new chapter in their smokey story; a time where the weather is cooling down, but the good vibes are heating up. For others, it could be a continuation of the same hazy, hard-to-handle happenings they have been dealing with in past months.  But, it's … Continue reading Pisces Stoner Horoscope September → The post Pisces Stoner Horoscope September appeared first on Stoner Astrological Horoscope.

Stoner Pisces, although it's peak Summer, not every day will be filled with fun in the sun. You may feel tempted at times to call out from work, and hit the open road in search of secluded smoke spots to toke a break from the daily grind.  Unfortunately, you still have business to handle my … Continue reading Pisces Stoner Horoscope August → The post Pisces Stoner Horoscope August appeared first on Stoner Astrological Horoscope.

Stoner Pisces, great buds do not happen by accident. It takes the right climate, inputs, and conditions to grow those dense, frosty nugs. Even the biggest plant in the garden started as a tiny seed that relied on the nutrients of the lowly soil. Some of your partners-in-chronic might see themselves as the dankest ones … Continue reading Pisces Stoner Horoscope July → The post Pisces Stoner Horoscope July appeared first on Stoner Astrological Horoscope.

Stoner Pisces, you are able to get along with almost everyone. Afterall, you are the kind and fun-loving Fish, ready to share a bowl, and your positive wavelengths, with all those who wade into your nearby waters. But not everyone will be attracted or impressed by your overflowing optimism. Don’t waste time worrying about a … Continue reading Pisces Stoner Horoscope June → The post Pisces Stoner Horoscope June appeared first on Stoner Astrological Horoscope.

Stoner Pisces this month you find yourself in the heart of Spring, the quintessential season of transformation and growth. For you, it is also an ideal time for outside exploration, and inward examination. When you look in the mirror, what do you see? Or, a better question is, what do you want to see? Stoner … Continue reading Pisces Stoner Horoscope May → The post Pisces Stoner Horoscope May appeared first on Stoner Astrological Horoscope.

Stoner Pisces, a slow burn is not always a bad thing. While it is true the cosmos has no epic episodes planned for you this month, the silver lining is that you also don’t have to worry about any chaotic or unexpected setbacks either. You can look at an uneventful April as boring, like you’re … Continue reading Pisces Stoner Horoscope April → The post Pisces Stoner Horoscope April appeared first on Stoner Astrological Horoscope.

Stoner Pisces March marks the official start of spring:  The season of rebirth, regrowth, and new beginnings. For some it is a welcomed time; one where they can reimagine themselves, shed old tendencies, and plant seeds for more healthy habits. But, not everyone will be as prepared as others for this time of transition and … Continue reading Pisces Stoner Horoscope March → The post Pisces Stoner Horoscope March appeared first on Stoner Astrological Horoscope.

Stoner Pisces, the month begins in the shadow of Mercury in retrograde. This means little things that would not normally get to you could feel like full fledged crisis. You may even find yourself becoming annoyed by your closest partners in chronic. Their quirks you usually find endearing, might cause you to tear out your … Continue reading Pisces Stoner Horoscope February → The post Pisces Stoner Horoscope February appeared first on Stoner Astrological Horoscope.

Stoner Pisces instead of fireworks this New Year, you can expect January to start off at a slow and steady burn.  But this perfectly rolled joint will grow into a full blaze towards the month’s end. Take notes during the slow days, and plan for the busier conclusion.  Toke time in the first week to … Continue reading Pisces Stoner Horoscope January → The post Pisces Stoner Horoscope January appeared first on Stoner Astrological Horoscope.

Stoner Pisces what’s that in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it’s the stoner Fish feeling free, and flying high! This December, the sky is not the limit, only the stars are. The universe has projected a smooth flight for the remainder of the year, and your journey will only … Continue reading Pisces Stoner Horoscope December → The post Pisces Stoner Horoscope December appeared first on Stoner Astrological Horoscope.

Stoner Pisces some look to the approaching rains with sadness and dismay, but for the stoner Fish November can be a refreshing and rejuvenating time.  It can be a time to clear the air, and reestablish focus on the things that really matter.  The smoky days of Summer are now long ago.  It has taken … Continue reading Pisces Stoner Horoscope November → The post Pisces Stoner Horoscope November appeared first on Stoner Astrological Horoscope.

Fall is fully upon us stoner Pisces.  It will be important for you to embrace the new season with a clear mind, at least for the early days of the month.  For some this may mean smoking less.  For others it means keeping their bowls freshly packed, and stash jars filled to the top.  Whether … Continue reading Pisces Stoner Horoscope October → The post Pisces Stoner Horoscope October appeared first on Stoner Astrological Horoscope.

Stoner Pisces this September you may find yourself asking the age old question:  Should I stay, or should I go?  You’ve spent most of the summer with your head in the clouds, floating lazily and aimlessly along wherever the cosmic currents would take you.  Now, as we transition to cooler days, you might find yourself … Continue reading Pisces Stoner Horoscope September → The post Pisces Stoner Horoscope September appeared first on Stoner Astrological Horoscope.

Stoner Pisces you may not always get what you want, but you can always strive to be what you want. Oftentimes we associate Spring as being the season of transformation, but by the end of July, even your closest cannabis companions may not recognize you.  You should approach this period like a mystery bag of … Continue reading Pisces Stoner Horoscope July → The post Pisces Stoner Horoscope July appeared first on Stoner Astrological Horoscope.

Stoner Pisces you will likely enter the month feeling like you’re at the ash end of a bowl.  But, remember, you can always pack another!  Although May has left you feeling like you’re running low, during June, you are certain to re-up.  The goal during this period will be the slow, but ever-so-steady burn.  What … Continue reading Pisces Stoner Horoscope June → The post Pisces Stoner Horoscope June appeared first on Stoner Astrological Horoscope.

Stoner Pisces those perfect, frosty nugs do not happen by accident. To produce those extra kind cannabis buds, it takes diligent work and a thorough eye.  The same applies to your interactions with your fellow tokin’ terrestrial astronauts.  Results are in your hands stoner Pisces.  You have in your control the ability to heal or … Continue reading Pisces Stoner Horoscope May → The post Pisces Stoner Horoscope May appeared first on Stoner Astrological Horoscope.

Stoner Pisces hindsight will always be 20/20.  This is why the early days of April should be spent invoking the clarity of your third eye sight.  Sacred herbal meditations early on will help you work through the chaos of recent months, and better identify solutions before problems become more difficult to manage.  In other words, … Continue reading Pisces Stoner Horoscope April → The post Pisces Stoner Horoscope April appeared first on Stoner Astrological Horoscope.

Stoner Pisces February will play out like a choose-your-own-adventure story.  After the tsunami of influence that came in January, this time period will proceed more under your time-frame and speed.  The January storm has passed, and the heavens have opened to shine influence of self determination. So pack your bowl with some inspirational green, there … Continue reading Pisces Stoner Horoscope February → The post Pisces Stoner Horoscope February appeared first on Stoner Astrological Horoscope.

Stoner Pisces cosmic influences in January will be a continuation of December, but instead of subtle nudges, the universal influence will rush in like a tsunami.  Whoa right?!? Will this tsunami be a tidal wave of positivity or invulnerable obstacles? As with life, the answer to this quandary depends on your perspective and progressional position. … Continue reading Pisces Stoner Horoscope January → The post Pisces Stoner Horoscope January appeared first on Stoner Astrological Horoscope.

Stoner Pisces looking back on the year, there were plenty of highs, and perhaps more lows than you would have liked.  If you are honest with yourself my lovely Fish, maybe you can’t seem to shake the feeling of stagnation. Not a loss, but maybe not the progress you hoped to see. Do not dismay; … Continue reading Pisces Stoner Horoscope December → The post Pisces Stoner Horoscope December appeared first on Stoner Astrological Horoscope.

The planetary influence of November will be more like a planetary support system. Breathe deep stoner Pisces, inhale the sacred herb, and trust the current planetary alignment has your back. Of course you cannot behave with impunity, but the cosmos will add a protective influence to all creative endeavors. There are so many ways to … Continue reading Pisces Stoner Horoscope November → The post Pisces Stoner Horoscope November appeared first on Stoner Astrological Horoscope.

The stoner Pisces can expect a period of peace and great personal prosperity in October. This season will be marked by mellow moods, and a steady flow of positive emanations. Events created by yourself will be minimal, but the stoner Pisces can draw excitement and adventure from the rest of the canna-crew. While you will … Continue reading Pisces Stoner Horoscope October → The post Pisces Stoner Horoscope October appeared first on Stoner Astrological Horoscope.

The planets in September have aligned for great impact on most of the stoner star signs. But not the stoner Pisces. With no negative or positive universal impact in September, the stoner Fish will be able to swim through the stream of life under their own power with no help or hindrance from the cosmic … Continue reading Pisces Stoner Horoscope September → The post Pisces Stoner Horoscope September appeared first on Stoner Astrological Horoscope.

Stoner Pisces events during the last month of summer can be as wild as you want them to be. In other words, you and the cannabis crew will be straight fire! This cosmic influence could not be timed better. Internal emotions and a focused mindset will align with purpose. Strong terrestrial energy flowing like a … Continue reading Pisces Stoner Horoscope August → The post Pisces Stoner Horoscope August appeared first on Stoner Astrological Horoscope.

Stoner Pisces the easy-going summer continues from June into July. Let's look at this protracted cosmic influence as a celestial lubricant allowing the stoner Pisces to slide into whatever adventure they want to manifest. Positive cosmic winds support a sort of choose-your-own-adventure in the second summer month. Soak up the sun stoner Pisces! Solar rays … Continue reading Pisces Stoner Horoscope July 2019 →

Stoner Pisces you will handle business in June! At first, you may feel like kicking back, lighting one up, and turning on the cruise control. While the prospect of coasting through the summer months might sound enticing, where's the fun in that? The month of June should bring a stable period for love and romance. … Continue reading Pisces Stoner Horoscope June 2019 →

Stoner Pisces you are compassionate, artistic, and gentle. You have wisdom to share with all of those who are fortunate to intersect your path. While ‘gentle' may not be an attribute traditionally associated with those of a leader, this will be precisely the roll you will inhabit this month. An unusual planetary alignment will coax … Continue reading Pisces Stoner Horoscope May 2019 →

Do you feel that stoner Pisces? That’s the Spring sun shining rays of positivity down on you in April. However, care and attention must be given to all aspects of life to reap the rewards of this cosmic blessing. Keep your eyes on the road for shifting driving conditions! Unexpected obstacles are sure to pop … Continue reading Pisces Stoner Horoscope April 2019 →

Stoner Pisces the winds of change are coming. The cosmos will gift unexpected and out of your control change in March. It would be prudent to embark on a journey with the sacred herb early in the month. Use this meditative smoke session not only to release stress, but also to contemplate the self within. … Continue reading Pisces Stoner Horoscope March 2019 →

Stoner Pisces add this song to your soundtrack for February: ‘Winds of Change' by the Scorpions. And while you are at it, how about ‘Times They Are a Changin' by Bob Dylan. You may feel satisfied with the status quo, and think there is no need to fix what isn't broken, but the universe has … Continue reading Pisces February 2019 →

Stoner Pisces the universe must have a fondness for you! Anticipate an energy boost regarding work and health in January. As you surely know, everything happens for a reason. This will be a period of contemplation as you continue on your journey of self-discovery. You will now come to the next phase. Kick off your … Continue reading Pisces January 2019 →

Stoner Pisces dream big, think big, and understand even the largest gardens grow from the tiniest of seeds. Where do you want to go? How do you want to grow? December is the time to sow the seeds of your garden. Seeds will flourish and flower, but only if you plant them now. Plan for … Continue reading Pisces December 2018 →

Stoner Pisces your success this month will not be determined by your abilities, but by your willingness to put in the effort needed to get the job done. You are more than capable of the hard grind ahead. However, in order to achieve harmony in November, you must give equal attention to nurturing the mind, … Continue reading Pisces November 2018 →

Confidence stoner Pisces! This second month of fall isn't one to be meek or mousy, but you aren't a super hero either. Finding that inner balance between the victim and the champion will help you move forward during this fine month. Never forget that you aren't alone on your voyage. Perhaps toke a moment with … Continue reading Pisces October 2018 →

Stoner Pisces after cosmic influences pushed and pulled all summer long, this first month of fall brings them to a lull. Cosmic destiny and universal guidance will be muted in September. It's your turn to step up and take the reins. This isn't a bad thing, but rather a moment to shine. This would be … Continue reading Pisces September 2018 →

Stoner Pisces you must take care of your terrestrial space suit in July. Cosmic influences will create pressure to get everything done in all spheres at once. Pressure to conquer the world meeting all your challenges and expectations at work and home. All safety checks on your mind, body, and soul must be made to … Continue reading Pisces July 2018 →

Stoner Pisces, let the summer sun melt away all obstacles blocking your progress. And melt they should! All cosmic sign posts say smooth traveling in June. The first summer month offers the stoner Pisces networking in business, a deep spiritual epiphany, and love lessons. The work sphere will be filled with surprising opportunities in June. … Continue reading Pisces June 2018 →

Stoner Pisces there are times to swim aggressively against the current, there are times to stay bottled up in the base of your bong, and there are times like May when you need to float through the stream and trust the outlet. May could become such a dynamic period that swimming to a location or … Continue reading Pisces May 2018 →

Stoner Pisces April is sure to be a bright and productive month.  It should be said that you will be in touch with more feelings than usual during this time period.  That's not a premonition of emotional alarms, merely a warning that life may be more vibrant and dynamic during this time period.  As long … Continue reading Pisces April 2018 →

Stoner Pisces, your mood will be dominated by Venus and the Moon in March. Due to the fact we will experience two full moons–on the first and the last day of the month–you can expect to feel every emotion fully and deeply. This will be a period of increased sensitivity. For better or worse, you … Continue reading Pisces March 2018 →

Ok stoner Pisces, February will be a unique month. Original and unique as is each and every stoner Pisces. As you read this cannagram from the stars, keep this word in mind: Individualism. No one stoner Pisces is the same. It is important to note that February will have unique circumstances for each Pisces more … Continue reading Pisces February 2018 →

Stoner Pisces, you should expect the 2018 year to commence as a time of peace and prosperity, but in no way will this time be stagnant. The good news is that you will not experience many, if any, unexpected surprises. On the other hand, you can expect noticeable changes to areas which you have been … Continue reading Pisces January 2018 →

Stoner Pisces, your mantra this month will be: Learn, Laugh, Love. As the 2017 year winds down, it will be important that you are looking toward the year to come. If you haven't already, it will be very important to begin planting the seeds now for the harvest you want to see in the future. … Continue reading Pisces December 2017 →