Reality Bits

Carlos Monticito is a filmmaker who takes his work very seriously. Maybe you’ve seen some of his films? Green Bush, Pineapple Sexpress, Fifty Shades Pee’d and many more! He does porn parodies of Oscar winning films. His pitch is FMK: A Shot At Love – one woman, a bunch of men, and at the end […]

Barry McGunthrie Jr. is a Southern Man through and through. He is very devout, in fact, he is a backup preacher. While visiting LA to check out Dr. Phil, he decided to stop by and give the BitzBoiz a run for their money. He proposes a competition show for pastors. But, as always the question […]

Sprindy Carpenter is a tour guide from the Tillamook Cheese Factory. She is also a lover of jokes. She tells so many jokes you might assume she’s lying, but don’t. She’s only joking. Sprindy takes us on a wild of what’s real and what’s unreal. Her pitch is shrouded in mystery, but the bottom line […]

Dan Marvin is fresh off of the water and he’s got Sailor’s butt. For him it’s all about that “live aboard lifestyle” and he is proud of it. His pitch is salty and simple – get some people on a boat and see how the fair. The challenges are all boat related, but the drama […]

Delmont Fimley operates from his office inside of his mom’s house (by choice). As a fellow inventor and business man Delmont approaches the BitzBoiz about a brand new reality show idea. Many of his inventions were stolen from him, but that doesn’t stop him from still inventing things like the plastic tips of shoe laces. […]

Dean Colleto is stoned out of his mind. 420 – blazin’ – ready to pitch his reality television show. The “Dean Of Green” (because weed) pitches us a dank elimination show that basically boils down to ‘Survivor’ meets ‘Cheech and Chong’. You will enter sober and leave high as hell, my dude. Then again, the […]

Jordan is a hairstylist, but hobbies as a bowler. He hopes to marry his hobby with his search for love. Picture a bowling competition where those who improve the most at bowling win big- and by win big…we mean marry Jordan! But, will the idea survive the scrutiny of Jeremy and Nikhil? Will the Bitz […]

Lester (last name does not matter) is…how do we say this…a creep? He’s come to pitch a dating show in the vain of MTV’s Next, but with a bit of a twist. It’s a tough sell, but Lester’s a tough guy. But, as always the question remains. Do Jeremy and Nikhil bite on the pitch, […]

Ralph Kackoo is a 19 year old who has read lots of screenwriting books. His pitch is basically Nun-springa, or Rumspringa for nuns.  Challenging nuns to a horny competition of faith. Sultry and scandalous. But, as always the question still remains. Will Jeremy and Nikhil buy the pitch, or will they give it the proverbial […]

This is a BIG get for Jeremy and Nikhil. Lisa Frank came to pitch us a show even though it is rumored she has a movie coming out about her life. What an honor! Oh, and in case you didn’t know…Lisa Frank is the FOLDER LADY. But, just because she is an actual celebrity does […]

G-Spider is a “clout coach” and trust us – he explains what this means. It’s all about Insta’ and brand life for Mr. Spider. He pitches a show that is basically coaching people into better clout, not unlike the Will Smith film Hitch but for clout. But as always, the questions still remains. Will the BitsBoiz […]

Clarence Shipworth is a SUPER nice guy. He is studying to be a youth pastor, but not quite there yet. He is pitching a show that is a little bit of Hard Knox and a little bit of Youth Group. Too vanilla? You be the judge. And, as always the question remains- will the BitsBoys […]

Jody Watts doesn’t know reality shows. Now, does that mean he is going to be bad at pitching one? Well, how does America’s Greatest Dumps suite ya? That’s right. He pitches a show where we get up close and personal with America’s best dump-yards. Sound good? Well, the BitsBoiz have a thing or two to SAY […]

Beckhilda (the witch) knows a thing or two about manifesting your wishes. Like most wishes, she can do all kinds of tricks. Her pitches was incredibly magical. But as always, the question remains. Will Nikhil and Jeremy buy up that sweet reality-show pitch? Or, will they pass on it FOREVER? Eric Cha Ho is quite […]

Scumpt Furst wants to be a big-shot guy. One way to become a big-shot guy here in Hollywood is to get a show on television. Scumpt Furst, Friend To All Animals is his proverbial meal ticket. This gentle hearted soul might swing himself a gentle hearted deal, but first the question remains. Will they green-light […]

Jeffry Roid is from New Mexico, and he has a LOT of pitches. Some would say he has too many pitches, not us. We say, he has just enough. Jeremy and Nikhil had lots to do on this tasty episode, but as always the question remains. Will they give it the green light, or will […]

Today we hear a pitch from the legendary Daniel Plainview. No! Not THAT Daniel Plainview! The Daniel Plainview from Ann Arbour, MI. He is the choir director at his church, a real man of God, some might say. But as always, the question still remains. Will the Boys de la Bits pass on this holy […]

We have an ACTUAL CELEBRITY pitching to us today. It’s Miss Holly Golightly, from Breakfast At Tiffany’s. Her voice…OMG…that voice. Tis either the voice of a beloved angel or a shrew devil. You be the judge! But as always, the questions still remains. Will Jeremy and Nikhil, two men intrenched in bits, green-light this project? […]

Georgia Washington is a peach- the sweetest lady you’d ever meet. Her pitch is, however, not exactly the sweetest. Chasing Blimps a weight loss show that is just as insensitive as it sounds. But the question still remains; will the Bits-Boys green-light the project or give it the old pass. Ben Goldsmith is an improviser […]

Shirley Applebees. No relation. She has the sweet voice of a child. All she wants is a big fan. Her show pitch: Big Fan. But as always, the question still remains. Will Jeremy and Nikhil buy the show, or will they give it the old PASS?! Like/Subscribe – maybe? Libby Doyne is a hilarious improviser […]

Alan Prescott is the oldest man in the world. The. Oldest. Man. In. The. WORLD. And you might say, for better or worse, he is a man out of time. His idea are…a bit…old also. The Bitz Boyz have quite a conundrum. On the one hand, they could green light the project. Now, on the […]

Brad Stevenson is a sad dad, and poor sad Brad Stevenson came to Jeremy and Nikhil to pitch a reality show. It’s sad. REAL sad. But as always the question still remains. Will they green light the project, or will they give it the old sad pass. Bozant Katzakian is a UCB performer. You can […]

Adam is a man who leans…to the…right? Unclear! But one thing is clear, and that is his PITCH!!! Also, this is unclear! Phew! The Bits Boys are in for it this time. But as always, the question remains. Will they buy the show? Or, will they give it the boot. PJ McCormick is a Los […]

It’s not everyday we take someone off the street, but for Frida O’Chip we make an exception. She has been making waves around town with her hot take on TURTLES. Also, Nikhil had a date??? But as always the questions remains. Will the Bits Boys green light the pitch or will they pass? Rachel Van […]

Henry Martin is a mechanic with a nagging EDGE FOR DRAMA. Do you think being a mechanic is interesting? Let me as you this…do you think being ALIVE is interesting? Well, Henry would ask the same question. Now, his pitch is solid, but will the Bits Boys buy this pitch or thumbs-it-down. Lawrence Marshalian is […]

Oh, no! We accidentally took a pitch meeting from….a….MURDERER!!! Margerum Deli Legweak is a self proclaimed murderer of at least her husband, but maybe more! The Bitz Boyz sure did step in it this time. But as always, the questions remains. Will they buy the pitch, or will they send this murderer packin’? Scott Thiede […]

The Bits-Boyz are hitting all time new lows with this one. Rick Steves comes in to pitch. That’s right, you heard correct, RICK STEVES. Things get HEATED. And as always, the questions still remains. Will they green-light the project, or will they give it the old “pass”? Ben Cassil is the lovely host of Convince Me […]

Nikhil Deshpande. Jeremy Schmidt. Two Hollywood producers with dashing good looks to spare. They take a pitch from Tim Palmer, LAUSD substitute teacher and man of the people. The pitch is good, but as always the question still remains. Will they green light the project. Or will they pass?! Andrew Lindh – UCB performer, 36Hafia, […]

Drama! Drama! Drama! So much drama today with Nikhil and Jeremy. They take a pitch from Barry Waterbean; an 80s guy. And just like most 80s guys, he is very problematic. As always, the question remains. Will they green-light the project, or will they give it the old, “pass”. Mick Wannenmacher – comedian, performer, citizen […]

Whoa! Jeremy and Nikhil take a totally rad pitch from the totally rad MIKE BIKE. He’s extreme, eco-friendly and LOVES kicking the rear view mirrors off of cars. But as always, the question remains. Will they green light the show, or will they pass on it. Zach Pyke – comedian/musician – host of The Bachelor […]

Nikhil and Jeremy take a pitch from Lemon Lamar. She loves her son…a lot. I mean maybe too much? You decide! And as always the question still remains. Will Nikhil and Jeremy green light the project. Or will they give it one of their “patented passes”. Annabel Seymour – writer/performer UCB / Clubhouse Twitter: @TrumanShowT […]

Ribbit Lee is already a ghost hunter, but has dreams of being a ghost hunter IN SPACE. Now, that might seem like a hat on a hat, but as always the question still remains. Will they buy the pitch or will they pass on it? Cassi Jerkins – UCB performer with Hot Hot Goss. Instagram: […]

Jeremy Schmidt and Nikhil Deshpande took a meeting with Terry- a 6th grader from Buffalo. His pitch was solid, but as always the question still remains. Will they buy the pitch? Or, will they pass on it?   Bryan Rainstein Twitter: @BJRainstein Instagram: @bryansfaces

Jeremy Schmidt and Nikhil Deshpande take TWO meetings in this inaugural episode; one from Susan Schnickel (a woman selling Herbal Life and obsessed with cruises) and Pip-Pap (a weird tiny non-gender specific creature). But the question, as always, still remains. Will they buy or will the pass? Elizabeth Reichelt – UCB performer with Rumple, Harold […]