Regina Watches Movies

For Matt's final Halloween pick, the Cutest Couple in Podcasting™ watch the very first horror movie he ever saw: My Little Eye! Join us for this sadly forgotten 2002 indie masterpiece(?) as we tackle the ethics of webcam hacking, the age-old Cats vs Bricks debate, and an insanely random cameo by baby Bradley Cooper.

On week three of our spooky series, Regina and Matt put on their best/worst Russian accents and watch Orphan. Join us as we explore the more lighthearted side of pyromania and debate which kids are actually worse than the serial killing title character!

Spooky season continues! This week, Regina and Matt are infected with space radiation from Venus (or something) and get zombified for Night of the Living Dead! Listen in as Matt explains the nuances of Call of Duty's zombie mode, while Regina sings a song about the moon from Even Stevens. An educational episode all around!

Spooky season is upon us, which means it's time for some spooky movies! Things get slimy as Regina kicks off October with Jeepers Creepers, the classic tale of friendship between Baby Justin Long and Mr. Creeper. Come learn the mysteries of Extra Face and trace the unexpected family tree of Ivan Ooze!

A late food delivery nearly derails this week's episode before it even begins, but Regina & Matt prevail through the hanger and watch the delightfully trippy Being John Malkovich! Yet again, everything comes down to Nicky Cage (who is not in this movie), and they invent yet another fetish that's somehow even weirder than the car one.

What does Matt hate more than anything else in the world? BEES. So, of course, Regina picks a movie that only fuels his righteous hatred of those evil creatures...Okay fine, My Girl is a movie about adolescence and loss or whatever, but really it's a cautionary tale about miniature devil monsters that Matt won't let anybody forget.

Matt has the need...the need to expand Regina's Nicky Cage knowledge, with the delightfully terrible Gone in 60 Seconds! Come for the lack of car knowledge, stay for Matt's bizarre inability to pronounce Angelina Jolie's name--and the creation of a new fetish! #waxing

For her first pick of "Season 2," Regina tests Matt's nonexistent showtune knowledge with the fabulous Connie and Carla!

Returning from a, um, brief hiatus, Regina and Matt continue Nicky Cage week with his classic cult film Point Break! (Wait, what?)

Regina and Matt are back after a totally regular not at all prolonged break!  To celebrate this non-event, they watched a standard normal Regina movie--South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut!  Listen in as they let their potty mouths run wild and debate the merits of talking female genitalia.  Stay tuned for what is easily their strangest ending ever!

The Cageathon continues! This week, we delve into a Nicky Cage classic, Face/Off, in which he literally swaps faces with John Travolta. Literally. We also discuss the origins of twerking, Nicolas Cage's disgusting tongue fetish, and how exciting boat explosions are. Basically, it's fun for the whole family!

Cageathon begins!  We start things off with one of Nicky Cage's more nuanced performances, Vampire's Kiss.  Listen in as we explore the sexuality of bats and solve the mystery behind the greatest accent in cinema history.  Also, Regina literally punches herself in the head.

If you like Donnie Darko, then this is the hate-listen episode for you...because Regina and Matt did not.  At all.  Tune in as they dissect its terribleness, debate Maggie Gyllenhall vs. Drew Barrymore, and plot out their next target: the inimitable Nicky Cage.

This week, Regina and Matt go back in time (sort of) for Pleasantville!  Aside from Matt screwing up the intro, this is easily the best episode so far.  Tune in to hear Regina actually like something she should like!

In the final episode of our holiday series, we ring in the new year with When Harry Met Sally.  We admittedly hit the champagne a little too hard on this one.  Spooky echoes, the great Rob Reiner/Rob Riggle debate, and Helen Hunt ensue.  Now sponsored by Desks™!

Still have some Christmas spirit left?  Let's hope so, because this week we watched A Christmas Story, the holiday movie beloved by everyone in the world but Regina.  We're also joined by our co-host spiked eggnog, and talk about Helen Hunt more than anyone else has since 2001.

In the third week of our holiday series, we celebrate Hanukkah with the Hebrew Hammer...and Manischewitz.  Lots of Manischewitz.  This episode is mainly about Manischewitz.  And Friday Night Lights, for some reason.

This week, we watched the Star Wars Holiday Special.  The one with the Wookiees.  The one without the plot.  Never heard of it?  That's fine.  Just listen to this.  We watched it so you don't have to.

On the first episode of our five-part holiday extravaganza or whatever, we revisit the most cuddly-then-not-cuddly Christmas movie ever, Gremlins!  Also, Regina discovers the true nature of her cat.

Regina continues her Tarantino indoctrination with the glorious, bloody mess that is Reservoir Dogs.  Fittingly, this episode proves to be far away the most violent, emotional one yet.  But hey, at least the step-dad from Free Willy shows up!

Regina and Matt saddle up for everyone's favorite gay cowboy romance--this time putting Matt's feet to the fire.

Regina hates Bill Murray, Rodney Dangerfield, and golf in general.  But Chevy Chase used to be kinda sexy.  So she's got that goin' for her, which is nice.

In their most excellent episode yet, Regina and Matt explore the most triumphant majesty of Bill and Ted, and are (mostly) excellent to one another in the process.

Things get messy when Regina takes on both Evil Dead I and II...eyeballs and all.

Regina and Matt tackle one of the most beloved movies in modern cinema and undoubtedly lose some friends in the process.