Revisit n’ Ruin

"Holy overcrowded and unenthusiastic performance filled Batman movie, Batman!" We move past the Burton movies, and explore when the 90's started to take The Dark Knight off the rails. Is Val Kilmer a decent caped crusader or an emotionless wimp? Why is Jim Carrey's performance so much better than this movie deserved? Despite being a beloved two-faced villains, why is Tommy Lee Jones a one dimensional neon fart in this film? Find out as we revisit "Batman Forever" and make sure to subscribe wherever you're listening! *Disclaimer: This episode was recorded a few days prior to Joel Schumacher’s death on June 22, 2020. Out of respect for his successful career as a visionary director, we would like to dedicate this episode to him. We poke fun and criticize his work at times, as novice critics do, but we will not deny that he contributed much to our childhood memories. For this we are thankful and fortunate to have his legacy of films to remember him by. May he rest in peace. IN MEMORY OF JOEL SCHUMACHER (Aug. 29, 1939 - June 22, 2020)

What's that?! Dungeons AND Dragons?! Wowee wow! This week we get transported to a fantasy land along with a group of kids lacking much personality, but don't worry, there's a unicorn and Yoda's disfigured cousin to lead the way! We discuss what this series brought to the game table and what it could be in today's media. So grab your 20 sided die and listen as we rewatch "Dungeons and Dragons" the animated series, and don't forget to subscribe wherever you're listening!

Before Avatar, before Pocahontas... after Dances with Wolves, there was a mystical tale about Fairies, Deforestation, and the weird romance between a child with the body of a 30 year old surfer and a pixie who is ready to sacrifice her own father so she can impregnate someone she just met. We revisit this strange movie that told an entire generation of kids that we're murdering our planet, but more importantly, gave us Robin Williams playing a bat- how fun! So join us as we replay, "Ferngully: The Last Rainforest" and don't forget to subscribe!

Space. The Final Frontier. This week we join the crew of the Enterprise-D as we boldly go where no man has gone before. We discuss the complex characters introduced in this sequel series, the deeper themes this geeky space show was layered with, and just how awful Wesley was and why he should have been jettisoned off the bridge into the deepest recesses of space. Join us for this episode as we rewatch the pilot of "Star Trek: The Next Generation", and don't forget to subscribe wherever you're listening.

Zoinks! Jinkies! Scooby-Doo! Where are yoooouuuu?! This week we tolerate all of these catchphrases as we check out the 1998 "reboot?" of a classic cartoon and see how Mystery Inc. fares in a darker, grittier setting. Join us as we discuss the gang's contributions to the team or lack there of, how horribly selfish Shaggy and Scooby-Doo actually are and if the team would have any issue with them not surviving and more on this week's episode, "Scooby-Doo on Zombie Island," and don't forget to subscribe wherever you're listening.

Some times, some crimes! This week we hop in a toothpaste tube plane and take a look at Chip 'n Dale Rescue Rangers! We discuss everything from the epic theme song to the amazing supporting cast this show introduced. Was it ahead of it's time, or just a 90's crime? Listen to find out, and don't forget to subscribe!

It's time to go all the way back to 1980 for this seaside adventure staring Robin Williams in his first big film role. We go through this early 80's musical and figure out if it's watchable in 2020, or if we should let it lie at the bottom of the sea. Grab a can of spinach, and start mumbling to yourself as we review, "Popeye: the Movie."

We're back and ready to dive head-first into our newly branded podcast for Season 2. Welcome to "Rerun/Replay"! We missed you guys. Kiss kiss! This quarantine has got us craving some classic cartoons, so we went back and watched the adventures of everyone's favorite plumbers- The Super Mario Bros.! We find out just how many kinds of pasta the writers felt they could inject into this show and try to figure out if Toad is wearing a hat, or if that mushroom is attached to his skull. Join us, and don't forget to subscribe!

What do Jurassic Park, Back to the Future and the Michael Jackson trial have in common? They were all inspiration for this piece of cinema! Join us as we revisit one of CM’s childhood favorites and figure out what qualifies as a “bad touch” from a T-Rex. Don’t forget to subscribe and leave us a review. Your approval is the only thing we talk about anymore.

Joining the workforce is scary, unless you’ve already murdered an old woman and ditched the body with a clear conscience! This week we revisit “Don’t Tell Mom the Babysitter’s Dead,” a strange film that made you believe a child could do whatever a grown-up can... until you realize this is a ridiculous fiction world full of sociopaths and sex offenders. (Don’t forget to subscribe! CM could use the friends.)

With your powers combined, we are revisiting Captain Planet and his seemingly random group of Planeteers! Does the cartoon stand up on its own in a world plagued by global warming, or should it melt away and be left to the past? Find out in this latest minisode!

We could talk about this one forever, but that might be a little too on the nose. This week we revisited "The Neverending Story." Was the Artex moment that traumatizing? Did Atreyu actually accomplish anything? Does that guy have a labia on his head? Listen and find out! (and don't forget to subscribe)

We dive into a strange world filled with nudist feline aliens, Lizard-Cats battling crippling inferiority complexes, and an agoraphobic mummy who can’t leave his house without a healthy bathtub sized dose of steroids. Listen in as we revisit “Thundercats” HOOOOO!!!

A millennia in the making! CM and Max dive into the Disney Channel’s darkest cartoon, exploring some surprisingly deep characters, betrayal and Xanatos’s stupid plan (and possibly beastiality- who knows). This week, we revisit “Gargoyles!”

We explore the other side of the He-Man universe in this episode and watch the Pilot of "She-Ra: Princess of Power!" Will CM convert Max to the Masters of the Universe fandom? Probably not, but listen anyway!

CM haaaasssss the pooooweeeerrrrrr... for this episode. What happens when you adapt a beloved cartoon to a live action feature film? Does a budget really matter? We do battle over one of CM's favorite movies, "Masters of the Universe."

We figure out who is the law, why CM hates Diane Lane and what to name your religious cannibal baby. Get your Versace cod piece ready for “Judge Dredd!”

Here’s a tasty little television nugget for you! We discuss the first episode of “Hey Arnold” and what made the show such a unique Nicktoon.

Look to the books! This week, we have some MAC ATTACK for your ear-holes. Be prepared for your literary panties to drop when we rewatch “The Pagemaster.”

God children, a lot of side thigh and so much uncomfortable staring. We watched “The Indian the Cupboard” on our first ever episode!