Short Stories of Augie Peterson

Click here for the transcript of this episode Hey folks! I'm making a new podcast and would love for you all to come along with me! Here's a little update about what you can expect. I didn't mention this in the episode, but wanted to make sure you know, this feed will be archived, so if you're in the middle of listening once Augie's Attic is published, you'll still be able to find most of these episodes in their original format on my new website! Support Augie on Ko-Fi Follow Augie on Twitter Follow Augie's Attic Podcast on Twitter

I worked so hard on those super cute Halloween costumes and the kids loved them! I took them trick or treating and they made out like bandits! They didn't have full sized candy bars like that when I was a kid! Full transcript of this episode Support Augie on Patreon Follow Augie on Twitter

The kids and I made it out safe, I'll be back soon! Love ya!!!   Full transcript of this episode   Support Augie on Patreon   Follow Augie on Twitter

I went over to Mr. Metallica's house to give him a piece of my mind. NO BROWNIES   Full Transcript of this Episode   This episode featured a cameo by Brandon from the Southern Gothic podcast! He'll return in a few more episodes, so get acquainted with his show now:   Podcast Twitter Website   Support Augie on Patreon   Follow Augie on Twitter

I AM BEING STALKED BY A WACKO!!!   Full Transcript of this Episode   Support Augie on Patreon   Follow Augie on Twitter

My neighbor had a "VERY" annoying visitor today.   Full transcript of this episode   This episode featured a cameo by Brandon from the Southern Gothic podcast! He'll return in a few more episodes, so get acquainted with his show now:   Podcast Twitter Website   Support Augie on Patreon   Follow Augie on Twitter

I ALMOST GAVE UP THE PODCAST BUT I'M BACK NOW HOW DO YOU TURN OFF CAPS LOCK.   Full Transcript of this Episode   Linda Listens Promo (YouTube video)   Support Augie on Patreon

Hey all!!! I finally got around to recording another episode!!! Can't wait to answer "more' questions!         Full Episode Transcript   Linda Listens Promo (YouTube video)   Support Augie on Patreon   Follow Augie on Twitter

Hey folks! Here's the promo for my new show, Linda Listens. It's a serialized audio drama set to release it's first official episode on August 4th. If you're interested in spreading the word, feel free to share this promo on your own podcast or as it's own link for your fellow audio drama loving friends!   Check out more info on the show at this link: https://augiepeterson.wordpress.com/linda    Find the transcript for this audio here    

Click here to see the transcript for this episode   Hey folks, I'm back!    I'm thankful for the break I took, but I'm so excited to jump into my next project.    This episode gives you a run down of where I was, where I am, and where I'm going, so I hope it finds you in an oddly productive mood as it has me.   To find out more about Linda Listens go over to https://augiepeterson.wordpress.com/linda   To support my wild ideas financially, head over to https://patreon.com/augiepeterson 

Hey all! My name is Linda and I am "SO" excited to be bringing you my "FIRST" episode!!!   Don't forget to follow me on Twitter!   (Find a transcript of this episode here)

I got a little drunk and reviewed the second to last movie in the TCM series for this podcast!|**Find the transcript to this episode here**|Support the show and check out my linktree: https://linktr.ee/augiep 

Thanks to several collaborators, I bring you one of my all time favorite stories.  My Boy is the tale of a friendly ghost that just wants his boy to be happy, no matter what.   **Find the transcript for this episode here**   Written and editing by Augie Peterson Narration: Remy Thumbnail Artwork: Maryanne Leonardo   Music Credits: Fanfare for Space by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)Source: http://incompetech.com/music/royalty-free/index.html?isrc=USUAN1300026Artist: http://incompetech.com/ Triumphant Return by Audionautix is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)Artist: http://audionautix.com/

In this movie, we kinda sorta get to learn about the origins of my favorite horror icon. Thing is, I thought it was all wasted on a twist that didn't add much to this film or the series as a whole. I'd love to hear your thoughts!   **Find a transcript of this episode here** Follow Bo on Twitter Buy Bo's Books   Find out more about Augie: https://linktr.ee/augiep 

Hey folks! I'm stoked to be bringing you this bonus episode today; this podcast's second anniversary! Rather than something specific and special, this episode goes over the growth of the podcast over the last year, a thanks to all of my patrons, and some special announcements and a teaser for something new I can't wait to share with you all. Without you, this weird show just wouldn't exist, so thank you for the support and love you've shared with me these past two years!   **Find the transcript of this episode here**   Find out more about Augie here: https://linktr.ee/augiep 

The second part to the second part of my Very Undead Christmas story! hear the chilling finale today and ring in the new year properly. It's a bit convoluted in the beginning, so let me explain what's going on here. Two years ago, I wrote a Christmas story that didn't come out till last summer. This year, I decided to get the next part of that out into the world around the right holiday. That next part is composed of two parts and this is the second. Here are all the links you need to enjoy this episode properly. everything links to Spotify First story: A Very Undead Christmas Special First part of today's story: A Very Undead New Year Special (Part 1) **Find the transcript from this episode here**   Learn more about Augie here: https://linktr.ee/augiep 

Secret grandmas, basement dwellers, and paper mache beehives. What more could you ask from the only official sequel according to Gunnar Hansen (the original Leatherface)?   **Find the transcript for this episode here**   Follow Remy on Twitter here   Find out more about Augie: https://linktr.ee/augiep 

It's been a hot second since the first installment of this series hit the feed, but 2020 is the year I no longer let the world judge me for the choices I make on my own podcast. So here's the long awaited New Years Special! **Find the transcript of this episode here** Listen to "A Very Undead Christmas Special" here (links to Spotify) Find out more about Augie (Including a link to her latest feature on The Grey Rooms Podcast!): https://linktr.ee/augiep

Thanks for being patient as I get better from this killer illness that put me out of commission for New Years. I hope you enjoy this sneak peek into what my new mic sounds like as well as the review of Green Room I did for my patrons a few months ago while I was on my hiatus.    Click here to support me on Patreon!

Get a glimpse into one of my biggest fears in this story, heard months ago by patrons while I was on my hiatus.  **Find the transcript for this episode here**   Support me on Patreon and get access to episodes like this MONTHS before the rest of the world!

Happy new year, folks! I hope you enjoyed your debauchery or lack thereof. Either way, you'll definitely enjoy how hilarious the results are when I asked Twitter for random words and inserted them into a few Mad Libs stories! **Find the transcript for this episode here**   Support me on Patreon to get perks like this MONTHS before the rest of the world!

Happy Holidays! I hope this Christmas Eve treat is just what you need to get in the mood to celebrate!  **Find the transcript for this episode here**   Support me on Patreon and hear episodes like this months before the rest of the world!    Find out more about me!

Matthew McConaughey and Renee Zelweger join the roster in this remake (touted as the proper sequel and directed by the first film's screenwriter) of the classic TCM! **Find the transcript for this episode here**   Learn more about S.H Cooper Buy your copy of The Festering Ones   Find my podcast review of the third film Buy my limited time only T Shirt!

Family secrets, an empath caught in the middle, and a gift that keeps on giving.   **Find the transcript of this episode here**   Find out more about Augie here: https://linktr.ee/augiep   Music credit: Take Off and Shoot a Zero by Chris Zabriskie is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) Source: http://chriszabriskie.com/stuntisland/ Artist: http://chriszabriskie.com/

**Find the transcript of this episode here** This is the kind of stuff my patrons get on the regular; Unscripted, honest reviews of the occasional movie.  Usually I do these for random movies I watch and happen to enjoy, those are posted randomly as I see the films. This one, however, was a review of a movie I wasn't too keen on, but it was part of the bonus material my patrons had access to over the course of my recent two month hiatus which, if you've been paying attention, you'll know is going to become an annual tradition for me. If you're interested in supporting the things I do on Patreon (and in return, getting super cool perks for doing it) click this text. Hope you had a happy holiday! Onto the next!   If you want to find out more about me in general, click this link: https://linktr.ee/augiep 

This Thanksgiving story is one I'm extremely proud to present! I went the old fashioned route for this episode, and the majority of sound effects you hear are from yours truly!  Hope you all have a happy Thanksgiving, folks! Enjoy the feast!  **Find the transcript for this episode here**   Find out more about Augie Peterson here: https://linktr.ee/augiep Want to support an indie artist and give some sweet Holiday gifts at the same time? Check out my merch shop and books! Find both at the link above!

I thought I liked this movie until I really thought about it. They had us in the first half, not gonna lie.   Links to the Neon Horror Crowd Funding Campaign: Crowdfunding page Artemesia's Axe and the Corpse's Tongue Twitter   Find out more about Augie Peterson here: https://linktr.ee/augiep 

Taking the train is usually pretty stressful, but if you're lucky...   **Find the transcript of this episode here**   Check out the Hooks of Horror Podcast   Find out more about Augie Peterson: https://linktr.ee/augiep   

The fate of Features Week has hung in the balance for the last month and I've finally decided to do something about that. **Find the transcript of this episode here** Learn more about Augie Peterson here: https://linktr.ee/augiep

The beautiful franchise I fell in love with only weeks ago has already let me down immensely. **Find the transcript of this episode here**   Featured Artist: Cory Mason: Twitter Website Purchase Don't Open the Door on Amazon   Find out more about Augie: https://linktr.ee/augiep 

TW: trypophobia, body horror   Moving into a new home can be stressful...   **Find the transcript of this episode here**   Find out more about Augie Peterson here: https://linktr.ee/augiep   Music Credit: Deep Noise by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)Source: http://incompetech.com/music/royalty-free/index.html?isrc=USUAN1100381Artist: http://incompetech.com/

I was scarred as a sick child from watching this series until the fates decided now was my time. Damn am I glad I didn't let what's probably going to be a dumb remake ruin this gorgeous movie for me.   **Find the transcript to this episode here**   Featured Podcasts: Write Now (links to Apple Podcasts) Girl in Space (Podcast Website)   Find out more about Augie Peterson: https://linktr.ee/augiep 

A woman discovers that she's mysteriously been transported into the body of her daughter's next gift and desperately tries to escape. **Find the transcript to this episode here.**   Find out more about Augie Peterson: https://linktr.ee/augiep   Music Credits: Blue Sizzle - Madness Paranoia by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)Source: http://incompetech.com/music/royalty-free/index.html?isrc=USUAN1100385Artist: http://incompetech.com/      

It's Features Week, but it's also October! That means all the artists you'll hear from today specialize in creepy. Hear from a writer, YouTuber, podcast, artist, and for the first time ever, a voice actor! Thumbnail credit: Inking Imps   **Find the transcript for this episode here.**   Find more info about these artists on this blog post along with links to their work and personal recommendations!   Remy (Writer) Twitter   Octoberpod (Podcast) Twitter   S.H. Cooper (Voice actor) Twitter   Inking Imps (Artist) Instagram   Nightmare Zombicorn (YouTuber) Twitter   Find out more about Augie Peterson: https://linktr.ee/augiep   Music Credit: Virtues Inherited, Vices Passed On by Chris Zabriskie is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)Source: http://chriszabriskie.com/reappear/Artist: http://chriszabriskie.com/

I'm back, witches! Just in time for spoopy season, the pod is back in action. Of course, now I have a cold, but that's not stopping me from keeping you updated on all things Augie! Here's to chapter 2! Find a transcript for this episode here P.S. I said the next episode will be out on the 10th, but that's actually a lie, I'll be kicking off my first month back with a spoopy features week episode on October 12th!   https://linktr.ee/augiep  

In this episode, I do some research into the cast and crew of Sharknado and answer a few questions I came up with myself like "Where did Petunia come from?" and "Who the heck is Jedward?"   **Find the transcript of this episode here**   Featured Podcasts: Cult of Domesticity People Are Wild   Find all links to everything Augie here

It's finally over and I definitely didn't cry, don't worry about it.   **Find the transcript for this episode here**   Find links to my social media, websites, patreon and more at this one handy link! https://linktr.ee/augiep

Is this the best movie in the series? Does it have anything to do with a new writer, solid plot, and callbacks to the first few films? Will Augie ever get enough sleep to edit an episode properly!? Answers to some of these questions lie within this podcast episode.  **Find the transcript for this episode here**   Support This Podcast Support me on Patreon and keep this podcast going! Buy merch designed by talented independent artists!   Follow Me Twitter Facebook Instagram Website Join my Discord Server!

A very tired Augie brings you her thoughts on the most confusing movie in the series this week.  I appreciate you all hanging in there with me as I drive the struggle bus through reviewing 6 movies in one month. No one asked me to do it, I just like to complain about it.  **Find the transcript for this podcast here**   Support This Podcast Support me on Patreon and keep this podcast going! Buy merch designed by talented independent artists!   Follow Me Twitter Facebook Instagram Website Join my Discord Server!

What's better than sharks in L.A. or New York? When sharks attack the white house and all Fin has to defend himself is a tiny chainsaw. Oh, also Nova is back and April gives birth inside of a shark!   **find the transcript of this episode here**   Featured Podcasts: Dear Murder Street Boos and Spirits   Listen to previous episodes: Sharknado Sharknado 2: The Second One    Join my Discord Server!   Support This Podcast Support me on Patreon and keep this podcast going! Buy merch designed by talented independent artists!   Follow Me Twitter Facebook Instagram Website

Everything about the first Sharknado you loved is now happening in New York with 300% more celebrities!   **Find the transcript for this episode here**   Featured Podcasts: The Haunted Ride Spell Cast   Support This Podcast Support me on Patreon and keep this podcast going! Buy merch designed by talented independent artists!   Follow Me Twitter Facebook Instagram Website

The time has come for me to listen to my friends who have asked that I review this series. Let's see how right...or wrong they were to suggest this monstrosity. Shoutout to Kim, from People are Wild, Courtney from Cult of Domesticity, and Allison from Calling Darkness for encouraging me to watch this series for the podcast! (all hyperlinks are to their Twitter profiles). Because this series has 6 movies and I'm cramming them all into one month, my review of Sharknado 2 will be live tomorrow! Stay tuned.   **Find the transcript for this episode here**   Featured Podcasts: Rose Drive Deadtime Storiez   Check these other reviews!  Sabrina  47 Meters Down   Support This Podcast Support me on Patreon and keep this podcast going! Buy merch designed by talented independent artists!   Follow Me Twitter Facebook Instagram Website

Master and I eat dinner together every night, sometimes they let me have some of theirs. It's delicious. Tonight though, something wasn't right...   **Find the transcript for this episode here** ----more---- Thank you to Jessica F. Holt for sponsoring this episode with her artwork! Find out more about Jess here: Twitter Website (use code PrideMonth for 20% your entire purchase!) Email: info@jessicafholt.com Support Jess' work here. Learn more about Jess in November's Features Week Episode!   Support This Podcast Support me on Patreon and keep this podcast going! Be sure to check out the minisode I post there with every story episode for $1+ patrons! Buy merch designed by talented independent artists!   Follow Me Twitter Facebook Instagram Website

This episode, lovingly guest hosted by the talented Matt Donohoe of the On Patrol podcast, consists of two more amazing and creepy stories from authors in the LGBTQIA+ community!  Thank you all for your kind, loving, and supportive words of encouragement as I mourn the loss of my fur baby, Winston. I hope you'll forgive how late this episode was and any technical glitches you might hear.  **Find the transcript for this episode here**   Support Jess and her partner at their shop with the promo code "PrideMonth"   Find out more about Matt: Odd Audio Network Website On Patrol Twitter On Patrol Podcast   Find the authors here: A.J. Horvath Twitter Website Instagram Goodreads Profile   Melissa Podcast Twitter Podcast   Music credits: Act One - Tenebrous Brothers Carnival by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) Source: http://incompetech.com/music/royalty-free/index.html?isrc=USUAN1100643 Artist: http://incompetech.com/   Circus Waltz - Silent Film Light by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) Source: http://incompetech.com/music/royalty-free/index.html?isrc=USUAN1100291 Artist: http://incompetech.com/   FairyTale Waltz by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) Source: http://incompetech.com/music/royalty-free/index.html?isrc=USUAN1100232 Artist: http://incompetech.com/

A story I've never read on my podcast before! Listen to what happens when an insistent friend brings their agnostic bestie to a religious women's retreat! **Find the transcript for this episode here** Thank you to Jessica F. Holt for sponsoring this episode with her artwork! Find out more about Jess here: Twitter Website (use code PrideMonth for 20% your entire purchase!) Email: info@jessicafholt.com Support Jess' work here. Learn more about Jess in November's Features Week Episode! ----more---- Support This Podcast Support me on Patreon and keep this podcast going! Be sure to check out the minisode I post there with every story episode for $1+ patrons! Buy merch designed by talented independent artists!   Follow Me Twitter Facebook Instagram Website

Meet some new artists! DO IT! NOW! I have an author, a Dustin-of-all-trades, a graphic artist, and two podcasts ready to tackle those ear holes of yours. **Find the transcript for this episode here**   Find all written interviews here   Haunted Happenstance Facebook Discussion Group Instagram Twitter Hear my IRL spooky story on Share the Scare Vol. 2   Dustin Schyler Yoak Facebook Twitter Instagram Website   Aphotic Realm Website Aphotic Realm Facebook Aphotic Realm Twitter   Masters of the Thundernerds Podcast Podcast Facebook Podcast Twitter Podcast Instagram   Cult of Domesticity Facebook Twitter Instagram Collab episdoe 1: Horrible Medical Histories Collab episode 2: David Attenborough and the Victorian Murder   Brooks Bigley Twitter   Kelly "Nerdzilla" Mendenhall Personal Instagram Personal Twitter Personal Facebook Podcast Instagram Podcast Twitter Buy the book! ----more---- Support This Podcast Support me on Patreon and keep this podcast going! Buy merch designed by talented independent artists!   Follow Me Twitter Facebook Instagram Website

Join me as I bring you two amazing stories by two amazing people! **Find the transcript for this episode here**   Find out more about Wart, author of "Be Careful Who You Kill" Twitter Instagram   Find out more about Jess, author of "Believe in the darkness" Twitter Instagram Website (Jess is even having a sale on her shop items this month! Use the promo code PrideMonth for 20% off your order!) Artemesia's Axe and the Corpse's Tongue Twitter Artemesia's Axe and the Corpse's Tongue email: jessfholt.horrorcollective@gmail.com  

There's no way to prepare you for the awesome you're about to experience. You've got two stories for the price of one! Drumming up business, the story of a girl who, after starting her own business gets a customer she wasn't expecting. Revolution, a story inspired by a writing prompt I came across one day in which gender roles are inescapable.   **Find the transcript for this episode here** Thank you to Jessica F. Holt for sponsoring this episode with her artwork! Find out more about Jess here: Twitter Website Email: info@jessicafholt.com Support Jess' work here. Learn more about Jess in November's Features Week Episode! ----more---- Special Thanks to the talented voice actors behind this episode!   Drumming Up Business:  Kawaii Kate: Allison Brandt |Twitter|Calling Darkness Podcast|   Morgo the Demon: CK |Twitter|Mirths and Monsters Podcast|   Iheartewe: Tara Santora |Twitter| Insomnia Project Podcast|   Thisishowiedoit: Tarran Merlo |Twitter|Hail and Well Met Podcast|   Butterflygirl: RainyMcDonald |Twitter|Instagram|Just Barbarian Things Podcast|   JewelsbySophie: Mobbu |Twitter|Instagram|   Geronimo42: Andy Vineberg |Facebook|     Revolution: Edgar: Eddy Yeung |Twitter|Website|   Stella: Desdymona Howard |Twitter|Calling Darkness Podcast|   Mysterious Woman: S.H. Cooper|Twitter|Calling Darkness Podcast|     Support This Podcast Support me on Patreon and keep this podcast going! Buy merch designed by talented independent artists!   Follow Me Twitter Facebook Instagram Website

At last, my review of the Insidious series has come to an end! But what kind of podcast host would I be without researching some unanswered questions I came up with as the series went on, or filled your listening experience with wild fan theories? **Find the transcript for this episode here**   Check out Melanie (even though, for some reason I called her Melody in the episode) on Instagram!   My review of "Insidious" My review of "Insidious: Chapter 2" My review of "Insidious: Chapter 3" My review of "Insidious: The Last Key" Find part 1 of this deep dive here   Keep an eye on my Patreon page, I'll have a minisode for $1+ patrons pretty soon where I'll be reading fanfictions I found on both the Insidious fan wiki and fanfiction.net!   Support This Podcast Support me on Patreon and keep this podcast going! Buy merch designed by talented independent artists!   Follow Me Twitter Facebook Instagram Website

Who cares if Features Week is late, these indie artists aren't going anywhere. Plus, they're awesome. **Find the transcript for this episode here**   Find all artist interviews here   Featured artists:   Nefarious TV Twitter YouTube Channel Instagram   Your Brain on Facts Podcast Twitter Website Facebook Instagram   Emiru and her host Twitter Instagram   3 Spooked Girls Podcast linktree   Kris Schulze Twitter     Support Support me on Patreon and keep this podcast going!  Buy merch designed by talented independent artists!   Follow Me Twitter Facebook Instagram Website

The tale of a jilted ex writer working for a faceless family and unexpectedly forced to run for their life. The classic tale you all know and love.  **Find the transcript for this episode here** Thank you to Jessica F. Holt for sponsoring this episode with her artwork! Find out more about Jess here: Twitter Website Email: info@jessicafholt.com Support Jess' work here. Learn more about Jess in November's Features Week Episode!   Support Want to know more about this story? Support me on Patreon and keep this podcast going! There I post a minisode available to all patrons $1 and up alongside each story. Buy merch designed by talented independent artists!   Follow Me Twitter Facebook Instagram Website