Sorry to be a Bitch

STBAB but ramen noodle hair can stay in the past. Episode 23 is like, totally random!! OMG! The rain in the background was an epic fail, but we hope it provides good ASMR vibes. We bitch about being prescribed whore mouth, irrational fears (like a jellybean rattling around in our lungs), and signing away our sex lives. There's also a pool joke that left us speechless. Send us your best tips to scam a telemarketer at stbabpodcast@gmail.com

We’re really sad to inform our subscribers that we’ve decided to stop recording STBAB because Laurie is joining a convent and devoting her downtime to praying… praying for you dumb bitches! April Fools, y’all. Listen to our episode today to hear about funny concert experiences, creepy interactions, and trash – both literally and figuratively. See you in a month and be sure to email us in the meantime!

Have you ever gotten surgery on your eyeball? Taken a shot with an Uber driver? Shaken your ass in a poetic way? Have it all and more on Episode 21 of STBAB!

There are only two things we want for Valentine’s Day this year, boys: a queso waterfall and rollerblades for feet. If you have curly eyes, you might just lose your virginity this V-Day, too. In episode 20, Laurie and Annie talk about love and relationships and share our deepest sepia-toned desires.

Here’s a math problem for all you nerds. If you take one bitch and add a friend of identical bitchy proportions, what does that equal? A podcast that’ll probably make you dumber. Now that’s the kind of calculation we’re good at. In episode 19, Laurie talks about her experience at a heavy metal concert while Annie sips on overly-sweetened bitch juice.

Kick off your work shoes, grab a s’more, and tune in to this week’s chillaxing episode of Sorry to Be a Bitch! Annie and Laurie chat about microwaving Starbursts and dominating the world through period syncing. In between, we bitch about negative food talk, unequal fashion access, and graham crackers. Tell us a funny story about peeing in public at stbabpodcast@gmail.com. Who’s your daddy?

Boing! Welcome to our SSSS (Super Short Snowed-In Show) where even a whole 18-inches can’t kept your favorite bitches from bitchin’. Miles apart, Annie and Laurie read through submissions and share stories about protesting, kicking strangers, and performing witchy voodoo on exes.

Do you ever feel like a toilet abandoned on the side of the road? Same. In episode 16, “Silently Weeping into a Baked Potato,” we bitch about crabby people, ex-girlfriends, and girls who “eat a lot.” Also, Laurie finally gets her hatred for a certain someone off her chest. Did you laugh? Rate us (only if it’s 5 stars) and send us an email telling us what you liked! (P.S. Sorry for an audio malfunctions. We’re still recording in a car).

Boys go to Jupiter to get more stupider and your favorite podcast hosts got shipped to the moon ‘cause we’re too Bitchy McBitch Bitch. In episode 15, we shoot major eye rolls to tampon eaters and know-it-all teen drivers. We also talk about childhood pets and what we would do for one night with JT. Shout out to Pitbull; we’re worldwide, sis!!!!

What a year! A lot of it was not so great, but thankfully, there were some really nice things that made it lighter and more enjoyable. In episode 14, we talk about some of our favorite 2018 memories and plan for a 2019 filled with more Big Dick Energy, more women supporting women, and most importantly: more bitching.

Ho ho ho, y’all! In episode 13, we get a lil’ f*cked up.. on Christmas spirit and and dickery dock. In this hilarious segment, we bitch about lame lyrics, Santa bein’ a vibe killer, and turd hammocks. We also share laughs about the true reason behind the season: Jesus making Michael Kors bags. Need a last-minute Christmas present? Share the gift of our podcast. It’s free and doesn’t require fancy wrapping skills.

No more hitting the books means more time to hit the juul. In episode 12, “Congrats, Grad!” we send Annie off to her graduation and bitch about all things college. What's your biggest university pet peeve? Send us an email at stbabpodcast@gmail.com!

In episode 11, Annie and Laurie chat about winter pet peeves, from bad park jobs to underdressed teens to people who refuse to say "Happy Holidays!" Listeners: if your house was on fire, what one item would you grab?

We've got two hands, bitches! In our first double-digit episode, we have a little fun with the number 10, reminisce about the old days, and bitch about trampolines, automatic flushing toilets, and overpriced underwear. Thanks for sticking with us!We want to hear from you! If you hate it, we probably hate it too. Spill the beans at stbabpodcast@gmail.com and follow us on Instagram @stbabpodcast

In episode 9, Annie and Laurie chat about the Browns and go in on weird Thanksgiving dishes, rude ass restaurant-goers, and Mayochup. They also give you an updated Daddies list and prepare to go streaking.

In episode 8, ya girls bitch about guns, dating, the Rotenburg Cannibal, Incels, and go over this weeks daddies. Happy Thanksgiving y'all!

In Episode 7, listen to your favorite bitches discuss wheat cracker breath, personal space, and bathing outdoors. We also read our first male submission and teach you how to get away with murder.

In episode 6, Annie and Laurie remind you to vote, bitch about Daylight Savings Time and those people who are way too eager for Christmas, remind you to vote again, and then remind you to vote one more time after that. Stay bitchy!

With a hoarse voice and a hot sauce crotch, Laurie and Annie dive into butt massages, gender reveal parties, and the key to winning Super Mario Smash Bros in episode 5 of Sorry to be a Bitch!

In this week's episode, your favorite bitches try out a 30-second rant segment, get real about mental illness, and bitch about wannabe 90s kids, cold and flu season, and haterz. We want to hear from you! Spill the beans at stbabpodcast@gmail.com

In episode 3, Annie and Laurie do their first Meme of the Week segment and bitch about dating apps, middle school grossness, and how everybody forgot how to read.

In episode 2, Annie and Laurie read one of their first email submissions and do some casual complaining about bathroom etiquette, unicorns, and body modifications. We want to hear from you! If you hate it, we probably hate it too. Spill the beans at stbabpodcast@gmail.com.

In this first episode, Annie and Laurie talk about your P.O.W. toaster, Gen. Z., shitty teachers, and much more. Thank you all for the support!We want to hear from you! If you hate it, we probably hate it too. Spill the beans at stbabpodcast@gmail.com.