Talkin' Schmitt

Comic, writer and actor Megan Gailey joins Britt to talk about the legitimate dangers of being a female comic, fucking a watermelon on TV, how antiquated the NCAA is and more. Sponsored by Fācit - your cosmeceutical grade skincare solution delivered straight to your door. Get yours at letsfacit.com and use code TALKIN for 25% off your first order.

DJ Kiss joins Brittany to talk about coming up DJ'ing in NYC, being whole in a relationship, getting endorsed by Oprah and trusting God. Brought to you by Fācit, your cosmeceutical grade skincare solution delivered straight to your door. Get yours at letsfacit.com

Brittany is back after a break with comic Blair Socci. They go deep into healing, dating and more. Sponsored by Fācit, your cosmeceutical grade skincare solution delivered straight to your door. Use code TALKIN for 25% off your first order.

Comic, entrepreneur, actor and friend, Pat Quinn joins Brittany to talk about launching a CBD brand in the pandemic, getting covid twice, running a marathon and fuc*ing his knee up, how they met at a shitty open mic and more. Follow Pat on IG @impatquinn Sponsored by Fācit, your cosmeceutical-grade skincare solution delivered straight to your door, use code TALKIN for 25% off your first order.

As seen on .3 seconds of the movie Major League and her entire childhood, Brittany's dad joins her on this episode of Talkin' Schmitt. They talk about their fishing trip in Cabo, how he met her mom, being single at 60 and how he told Brittany she sucked at volleyball. Brought to you by Fācit, your cosmeceutical-grade skincare solution delivered straight to your door. Get yours at letsfacit.com and use code TALKIN for 25% off.

KTLA news anchor and author of Tonight at 10: Kicking Booze and Breaking News, Courtney Friel, joins me to talk about her journey to sobriety, being bullied, raising kids in LA and more. Follow Courtney on IG @courtneyfriel Brought to you by Fācit, your cosmeceutical grade skincare solution delivered straight to your door. Use code TALKIN for 25% off your first order at letsfacit.com

Shapel Lacey, comic and podcaster from King and the Sting; Fighter and the Kid and It's Managed, returns to talk about the other side of anger, ridiculous celebrity baby names (Powerful Queen Cannon) and getting approached by swingers. Follow Shapel @shapellacey Follow Brittany @brittanyschmitt Sponsored by Fācit - your cosmeceutical-grade skincare solution delivered straight to your door. Use code TALKIN for 25% off your purchase.

Comic and friend, Steph Foster, joins Brittany to talk about moving to LA, immediately becoming 'LA', sober sex and overcoming her central Texas accent. Sponsored by Fācit - your cosmeceutical grade skincare solution delivered straight to your door. Get yours at letsfacit.com Follow Steph on IG @slufoster

Comic, actor and friend Chinedu Unaka joins Britt to talk about how Covid killed 2020, how comedy can change (or at least challenge) people's minds about their belief systems and growing up in LA. Go download Chinedu's comedy album 'Mostly Kidding' by Comedy Dynamics and check him out in Two Minutes of Fame. Follow him on IG @chineduunaka Sponsored by Fācit - your cosmeceutical-grade skincare solution delivered straight to your door. Get yours at letsfacit.com

Comic and friend Hanna Dickenson (Comedy Central) joins Brittany to talk about dating during quarantine, someone in Colorado cat-fishing with Hanna's pictures and more. Follow Hanna on social media @hansdickie Sponsored by Fācit, your cosmeceutical-grade skincare solution delivered straight to your door. Go take their quick quiz and determine which skin set is right for you. letsfacit.com. Use code TALKIN for 25% off your purchase.

Britt and Chris squeak a pod in before the madness that is Election Day ensues tomorrow. They talk about Kim Kardashian's 40th, smoking gravity bongs, being juvenile delinquents and more. Follow Britt on IG @brittanyschmitt and follow Chris @mrparfait Sponsored by Fācit -- your subscription-based, skincare solution delivered straight to your door. Use code FMC for 50% off your first skin set. Go to letsfacit.com to get yours. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

FMC is back and Brittany and Chris talk about nothing important! Chris shaved his beard, Brittany's panties are showing and Dr. Dre's wife wants $2 million/month in spousal support. Chris recounts how he thought his relationship with Brittany was over before it even started.  Follow Chris on IG @mrparfait  Follow Brittany on IG @brittanyschmitt Brought to you by Fācit - your cosmeceutical grade skincare solution delivered straight to your door. Get yours at letfacit.com 

Heather Pasternak, stand-up comic as seen on Colbert, joins us to talk about growing up in LA, having the wedding to end all weddings and how healthy relationships are boring.  Follow Heather on social media @hellopasternak  Sponsored by Fācit -- your cosmeceutical grade skincare solution, delivered straight to your door. Get yours at letsfacit.com   

Comic and artist, Gabby Lamb, is back to talk about social media trolls, getting sober in quarantine and Brittany's ex-stepmom's nuclear meltdown.  Follow Gabby on IG @gabbylamby  Sponsored by Fācit, your cosmeceutical skincare solution delivered straight to your door. Use code TALKIN for 25% your subscription. 

The DEBUT episode of Fuck, Marry, Chill! Brittany and Chris sit down to talk about entertainment news and other un-serious-business. This episode we talk about Chris' irrational fear of the dentist, the Kardashians quitting reality TV and Cardi B and Offset getting the big D.  Follow Brittany on IG @brittanyschmitt & Chris @mrparfait Sponsored by Fācit - your skincare solution, delivered straight to your door. Get yours at letsfacit.com. Use code FMC for 50% off your first box! 

Founder of Mumbod and co-founder of Snatched by Lo, Lauren Thomas-Johnson, joins Brittany to talk about launching a company in covid (solely responsible for Brittany's quarantine booty), college shenanigans, life lessons learned through sports and more.  Follow Lo TJ on IG @laurenthomasjohnson / @snatchedbylo_ @mumbodofficial  Brought to you by Fācit - your subscription skin care solution. Get yours at letsfacit.com 

Comic, actor, producer and friend Dicey joins us this week to talk about spending time with her family in Dallas, her successes this year, being ready when they call your name and how she sees the upcoming presidential election.  Follow Dicey on IG @diceyapproved  Sponsored by Fācit skincare - your skincare solution simplified and delivered to your door; get yours at letsfacit.com 

Comic and friend Pap Johnson joins Brittany to talk about his quarantine stash, fist fights and how calling someone crazy illegitimizes and undermines them (re: Kanye). Follow Pap on IG @PappyVanJohnson  Sponsored by HO2GO.CO - essentials to save you from the walk of shame Also brought to you by Fācit, your delivery skincare solution. Get yours at Letsfacit.com 

Gal pal and actor from God Friended Me, Family Business and the upcoming Batwoman, Javicia Leslie, joins Brittany to talk about positive vibes, disease prevention, being an extroverted introvert, acting in LA and not getting lost in the shuffle and more.  Follow Javicia on IG @javicia Sponsored by HO2GO - for when you go hard and don't go home; get yours at HO2GO.CO  & by Fācit - your subscription skincare solution. Get yours at letsfacit.com   

Brittany is joined by comic and host of Dating No Filter on E!, Steve Furey, to talk about comedy, Steve's drug-running days, how whack advertising is and more.  Sponsored by HO2GO - essentials to save you from the walk of shame. Get yours at HO2GO.co  & by Fācit - a skincare subscription, simplified. Visit them at letsfacit.com to join the fam. Follow Steve Furey on IG @scubastevefurey 

Brittany is joined by comic and host of Dumpster Fire on YouTube, Bridget Phetasy. They talk about how Bridget got tied up in some pseudo Kanye beef, how sad the Playboy mansion parties actually were, moral panic, cancel culture, body dysmorphia and being drunks.  Follow Bridget on social media @bridgetphetasy Sponsored by HO2GO, for when you go hard and don't go home - get yours at HO2GO.CO & Fācit, a revolutionary, customized skincare subscription - get yours at letsfacit.com 

Britt's cohost and hubby hops on again dressed head to toe in HO2GO. They discuss how he looks in spandex, the suddenly absent pandemic, losing weight and more.  Sponsored by HO2GO - get yours at HO2GO.CO Follow Chris on IG @mrparfait Follow Brittany on IG @brittanyschmitt 

Britt's hubnasty hops back on the podcast from South Carolina, where they've relocated their quarantine to. They discuss his roots in South Carolina, Brittany tuning him out and how she sold her eggs to pay off credit card debt.  Follow Chris on IG @mrparfait Follow Brittany on IG @brittanyschmitt Sponsored by HO2GO - essentials to save you from the walk of shame. Get yours at HO2GO.CO 

Firecracker comic Audrey Stewart comes on to talk about college days, her sexuality, throwing punches and more. Follow Audrey on IG @audreystewisart Follow Brittany on IG @brittanyschmitt Sponsored by HO2GO - essentials to save you from the walk of shame. For when you go hard and don't go home, get yours at HO2GO.CO 

Comic and friend Debra DiGiovanni comes on Talkin' Schmitt to discuss dating apps during the quarantine, Debra dating younger men and L.A.T. (living apart together) - the new fad of couples living in separate homes.  Follow Debra DiGiovanni on IG @debradg Follow Brittany Schmitt on IG @brittanyschmitt Sponsored by HO2GO - for when you go hard and don't go home. Get yours at HO2GO.CO   

This week on Talkin' Schmitt, Brittany's hubnasty Chris comes back to chat about her offensive quarantine tan, his non-social DICKstancing friends, why he won't let Brittany finger his ass, his pill phase when he dropped out of college and more. Follow Brittany on instagram @brittanyschmitt and follow Chris @mrparfait Sponsored by HO2GO - the essentials kit to save you from the walk of shame; get yours at HO2GO.CO and follow on IG @HO2GO.CO

Quarantimes Episode: The only person legally allowed in my home (and vagina) is our guest this week, my husband, Chris Rutkowski. We talk about our wedding, Tinder, fallen friendships, his divorce and more.  Sponsored by HO2GO.CO Follow Chris on Insta @mrparfait 

Comic and friend Craig Conant joins Brittany to talk about Quarantimes, Craig's unforgiving attitude when he sees a comic bomb, quitting caffeine and more.  Sponsored by HO2GO - essentials to save you from the walk of shame. Get yours at HO2GO.CO  Slide in Craig's dirty DMs @craigpconant 

Comic Morgan Jay joins Brittany to talk about coronavirus (we're not scientists) sex tapes/Morgan's magnificent d*ck, threesomes and some more freaky-deaky sh*t.  Sponsored by HO2GO.CO - the essentials kit to save you from the walk of shame. Get yours at HO2GO.CO  Follow Morgan on socials @morganjay 

Comic Shapel Lacey joins Brittany to talk about sobriety, haters, Brittany's ho past, how cheerleading saved Shapel's life & more. Sponsored by HO2GO  Follow Shapel @shapellacey

Comic & actor Mateen Stewart joins us to talk some sh*t about acting classes, Mateen swears he's good at basketball, potential parenting, bombing our faces off and more.    Sponsored by HO2GO - get yours at HO2GO.CO   Follow Mateen Stewart @mateenstewart 

Comic Dana Moon joins us on Talkin' Schmitt to discuss moving to LA, tanning on trashcans, dead parents, feminism and wanting to fuck my dad.  Sponsored by HO2GO - get yours at HO2GO.CO 

Comic & Producer of Ride or Die Comedy Show at The Comedy Store, Stasia Patwell, joins us to talk about growing up in girls schools, fucking in public, almost getting caught up in a coke raid & I get super candid about the direct correlation of my mom's suicide to my sobriety.   Sponsored by HO2GO -- for when you go hard and don't go home. Get yours at HO2GO.CO

On this episode of Talkin' Schmitt, comic & friend, Ry Doon joins Brittany to talk about crazy mamma trauma, comedy, their love/hate relationship with social media and its fickle nature, drinking, recovery and more.  Sponsored by HO2GO - for when you go hard and don't go home. Get yours at HO2GO.CO 

This week's guest is comic, host and multifaceted bad bitch, Kelsey Darragh. Britt and Kelsey talk about drinking and driving, jail time, getting sober, open relationships and more.  Sponsored by HO2GO - get yours at HO2GO.CO 

Comic, Actor, Writer, Host & friend Zach Noe Towers, sits with Britt to Talk Schmitt about their perfect days, food v. sex, gay serial killers, dumb cops & white privilege.  Follow Zach on social @zachnoetowers Sponsored by HO2GO - essentials to save you from the walk of shame. Get yours at HO2GO.CO 

Comic Gabby Lamb joins us for Ep. 1 of Talkin' Schmitt. The ladies discuss their not tragic, but not not holidays, their different thought process on wanting babies, confusing chaos for love, DUIs, salvia, and donating eggs for money.   Sponsored by HO2GO - the essentials kit to save you from the walk of shame. Get yours at HO2GO.CO