The Animorphs Book Report

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Remember Animorphs? Neither do we. We're reading our way through Animorphs and reconnecting with our childhood. Read along with us!

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    • Dec 12, 2021 LATEST EPISODE
    • infrequent NEW EPISODES
    • 59m AVG DURATION
    • 54 EPISODES


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    Latest episodes from The Animorphs Book Report

    The Journey

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 12, 2021 50:41


    Oh my goddddd it's happening! The Helmacrons are here! This is not a drill!

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    The Familiar

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 4, 2021 50:38


    A Jake book...? That we...enjoyed???

    Season 4: The Recappening

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 16, 2021 44:20


    We wrap up Season 4 and we're grading on a curve so we get an A

    Megamorphs 4: Back To Before

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 9, 2021 66:13


    The FINAL (and best??) Megamorphs book!

    The Other

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 2, 2021 66:09


    Ax launches himself firmly into first place for "worst Animorph ever"

    The Hidden

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 4, 2021 49:40


    We say the word "gross" probably 3 times per minute in this episode

    The Arrival

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 28, 2021 54:35


    Honestly the Andalites need to stop coming up with plans

    The Weakness

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 21, 2021 52:14


    Rachel does not meet our already pretty low expectations for a leader

    The Mutation

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 14, 2021 53:32


    Little Mermaid, but she collects taxidermied people instead of sporks

    Visser

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 7, 2021 72:07


    Both Vissers end up on trial for things they definitely did, but categorically deny

    The Proposal

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 17, 2021 55:19


    Love is Blind meets Aliens meets Knives Out

    The Prophecy

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 3, 2021 44:23


    Cassie is possessed by the evil ghost of Aldrea, but also manages the coolest morph of all time

    The Illusion

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 19, 2021 64:27


    Unfortunately this book isn't about the magic show kind of illusions

    The Separation

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 12, 2021 59:09


    Rachel is attacked and seriously injured and everyone is mean to her as a result

    The Conspiracy

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 7, 2021 56:08


    Welcome to Season Four! Everything is terrible!

    Season 3: The Recappening

    Play Episode Listen Later May 15, 2021 42:18


    Season 3 comes to a close and we were like 50% right

    The Reunion

    Play Episode Listen Later May 8, 2021 44:16


    Marco is big sad, but can you really blame him?

    Megamorphs 3: Elfangor's Secret

    Play Episode Listen Later May 1, 2021 67:17


    How many secrets does the man have??

    The Sickness

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 24, 2021 59:10


    Cassie continues to absolutely crush it

    The Experiment

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 17, 2021 50:30


    We can't say enough bad things about this book

    The Exposed

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 12, 2021 60:56


    Honestly Erik needs to learn how to take care of himself, he's 5000 years old.

    The Attack

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 3, 2021 65:04


    Spoiler: Erek ruins everything

    The Extreme

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 27, 2021 57:31


    It's finally here! The Extreme Winter Sports episode!

    The Suspicion

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 21, 2021 67:18


    Special guest Sam joins us for an adventure with the Helmacrons

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    The Andalite Chronicles (Part 2)

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 13, 2021 51:28


    The Ellimist is back and not a single person is surprised (except Elfangor)

    The Andalite Chronicles (Part 1)

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 7, 2021 64:44


    Ever tried drinking a Dr. Pepper through your hoof?

    The Pretender

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 27, 2021 58:22


    This week's book is a Moody Bird Man Aesthetic book

    The Solution

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 20, 2021 46:28


    The final chapter of the David Trilogy (thank goodness)

    The Threat

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 6, 2021 77:00


    A presidential gala and a murder most fowl!

    Season 2: The Recappening

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 23, 2021 65:34


    As Season Two comes to a close, we spend some time reviewing and recapping to get charged up for Season Three.

    The Discovery

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 16, 2021 66:44


    We get a new Animorph and *surprise* he's worse than Jake.

    The Departure

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 10, 2021 73:03


    Who knew that Yeerks had souls?

    Megamorphs 2: In the Time of Dinosaurs

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 2, 2021 64:18


    This book is all about Time Travel Shenanigans and Borg Ants (which we do not approve of). We also learn that Cassie is a trained dinosaur cobbler.

    The Decision

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 26, 2020 57:44


    Ax is shocked and appalled because someone withholds information from him. This leads to absolutely no introspection on his part.

    The Underground

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 19, 2020 55:46


    This week's book reminds us that the 90s were a terrible time for empathy and compassion for others. Yay! TW: Addiction and Suicide

    The Warning

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 12, 2020 86:09


    Our first returning guests, Maddy and Lucy, join us for a discussion of The Internet

    The Escape

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 5, 2020 69:00


    Brother of the Pod Garrett joins us and proclaims that the Animorphs are actually eco terrorists.

    The Unknown

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 28, 2020 67:57


    This book should have been called The Horse Girl.

    The Hork-Bajir Chronicles

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 21, 2020 65:15


    Today's episode is a graduate level seminar on alien wars, so I hope you did the reading.

    The Change

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 14, 2020 62:29


    The Ellimist is back and, surprise surprise, he continues to be the most manipulative creature in existence.

    The Reaction

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 7, 2020 51:18


    It takes us a full 30 minutes before we start ranting about Jake this time, but only because we got distracted by all of Rachel's bad choices.

    The Forgotten

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 31, 2020 66:07


    Our season 2 premiere! This week we have special guest Maddy who has a lot of thoughts and some great improv skills.

    The Recappening

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 18, 2020 38:39


    We review everything we've learned from the first 10 books (spoiler: not as much as we'd hoped) and discuss all of our hopes and dreams for the next 10 books.

    The Android

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 10, 2020 84:03


    The final book of Season One featuring special guest Dan, who prepared SEVENTEEN pages of notes for this episode.

    The Secret

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 3, 2020 64:36


    High drama on today's episode - our special guest Lucy thinks that Jake doesn't suck! A new opinion that varies wildly from ours!

    Megamorphs 1

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 26, 2020 58:30


    Whoops we forgot about this one! Please enjoy some sloppy out of order podcasting where we learn about the effects of brain damage on morphs and get more evidence that Visser 3 is farther from that promotion than he thinks.

    The Alien

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 19, 2020 55:59


    Our first foray into an Andalite mind. Ax is the narrator this week and holy guacamole he's having a bad time. Jake defends humanity as not that bad, so you can guess how we feel about that.

    The Stranger

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 12, 2020 55:24


    The first episode recorded during Shelter In Place! The sound quality sucks but guess what deal with it. Unsurprisingly, Jake is still mediocre.

    The Capture

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 5, 2020 69:15


    Today we have a special guest, the amazing Sam! She's a long-time Animorphs fan and does a great job of answering our questions without spoiling everything. We love her. All three of us don't like Jake.

    The Predator

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 29, 2020 60:17


    The first big twist of the series! We are shocked! Things we continue to not be shocked by: Jake is a bad leader.

    The Message

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 22, 2020 46:51


    In this episode we talk about magic, immortality, and morphing as the new allergy shots. And we FINALLY get some answers on the ethics of morphing. Jake continues to suck.

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