Podcasts about hork bajir

There is a chance for the free Hork-Bajir on Earth to start their own rebellion against the Yeerks. They have the numbers, but they don't have the weapons. And they've learned from the last surviving Arn -- the race that created the Hork-Bajir -- that Aldrea, daughter of Prince Seerow, knew the location of a stolen Yeerk vessel. Unfortunately, the only way to recover the ship is to ask Aldrea herself -- and she's dead. But the Arn has Aldrea's persona stored. And Cassie, Rachel, or Toby Hamee are the closest match. The only problem is that once Aldrea gets into one of their minds, she may not want to come out...  -- Audiomorphs is an Animorphs podcast which is actually not so much a podcast as a bootleg Animorphs audiobook. Releases every Friday. Visit https://www.theapodcalypse.com/ Twitter: @audiomorphs

Hork Bajir, Gone Tomorrow -- Audiomorphs is an Animorphs podcast which is actually not so much a podcast as a bootleg Animorphs audiobook. Releases every Friday. Visit https://www.theapodcalypse.com/ Twitter: @audiomorphs

Things continue ramping up as we crest the last 5 books in the Animorphs series! After evacuating most of their families to the Hork-Bajir valley, tensions are running high, and the kids finally decide on a drastic measure to even the odds...

Send us a textIn which Rachel gets tased, Ax gets shot, and Jake morphs into a battering ram. Why is Fenestre more capable of fending off the Animorphs than the US military or even Visser 3 himself? Is Jake's failure to delegate tasks his fatal flaw? Just how many butt slaps are there in sports nowadays? What type of video game makes most sense for an Animorphs adaptation: a visual novel, a Telltale game? Would Marco be a Fortnite kid, flossing his way to Fenestre? What generic office title would be most appropriate for each Animorph?  And does Marco really hate Tobias, or is he just jealous that he and Jake didn't do their first morph together, that the two of them never played with a string? Support the showSupport us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/anidorks@anidorkspod on twitter! Send questions to anidorkspod@gmail.comHey! For real though: Leave us a 5 star review and we'll read it on the air! New episodes every Wednesday!!!

In this Animorphs book, we learn the backstory of Doctor Hamee, Aldrea, and a very long Yeerk. Mustard had zero issues with this book for some reason. See our Arn drawings which we discuss in the episode: https://twitter.com/AABCpodcast/status/1845844332214910998 Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/rbX3dC6 Email: AABCpodcast@gmail.com Twitter: @AABCpodcast

Send us a textThe gang successfully infiltrates Visser 1's underwater base only to find themselves in immediate danger of being slaughtered. Rachel's head nearly explodes. Marco hangs out with his mom. And Chris announces that it's official: the Anidorks are  fighting!!Are tuna the Hork-Bajir of the sea? How exactly does Eddy define "inappropriate stretching"? Do Andalites have ears simply so that Yeerks can infest them? Where did Marco learn the word "festoon"? Is Cassie an anti-vaxxer? Sure, Visser 1 may be a more effective boss, but isn't Visser 3 more fun to work for? Not that the Anidorks need to announe yet another project that will never be realized, but wouldn't Council of 13 be an incredible social deduction game?Support the showSupport us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/anidorks@anidorkspod on twitter! Send questions to anidorkspod@gmail.comHey! For real though: Leave us a 5 star review and we'll read it on the air! New episodes every Wednesday!!!

The free Hork Bajir teach Tobias all about the many flavors of bark while he figures out what he wants to eat for lunch.Why are the Yeerks spending all of these resources to track down two Hork Bajir? Salad tossers or salad shooters? Do the Hork Bajir have the most depressing backstory in the entire series? And how are the themes of violence different in Tobias' books than in Cassie's books?Support the Show.Support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/anidorks@anidorkspod on twitter! Send questions to anidorkspod@gmail.comHey! For real though: Leave us a 5 star review and we'll read it on the air! New episodes every Wednesday!!!

Miranda, Chris, and Eddy enter into the back half of Book 13, but you wouldn't know it from all of the tangents they're pursuing. Tobias wrestles with enormous existential  questions while the Animorphs try to figure out what to do with the only two free Hork-Bajir in the galaxy.How far along in his Andalite deprogramming is Ax at this point? Is there anything sadder than Tobias' backstory? How many judges would get eaten at a Taxxon Dog Show? How long have the Yeerks been selectively breeding Taxxons if the war has only been going for twenty years? Where does Chris hide their emotional support spoon?Support the Show.Support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/anidorks@anidorkspod on twitter! Send questions to anidorkspod@gmail.comHey! For real though: Leave us a 5 star review and we'll read it on the air! New episodes every Wednesday!!!

Book 13 escalates with one of our favorite action sequences yet in the series!!  Have we mentioned that we love this book?When the Yeerks sound the alarm about the the escaping Hork-Bajir, KA Applegate tells us that "up from the hole in the ground humans poured." Miranda wants to know if it's accurate to say that something can pour up, or if things can only pour down. After hearing that said human Controllers are disguised in an array of normal-looking human clothing, Eddy is curious what the Yeerks consider "normal-looking": business casual? various authoritative uniforms? Crocs? Chris, meanwhile, just wants to know about how they're pouring: are they climbing ladders, or is this more of a gradual ramp situation? As always, the Anidorks are on the case!!Support the Show.Support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/anidorks@anidorkspod on twitter! Send questions to anidorkspod@gmail.comHey! For real though: Leave us a 5 star review and we'll read it on the air! New episodes every Wednesday!!!

The Hork Bajir would make excellent landscapers tbh.Theme music by Benedict Kupstas of Field Guides, graphics and logo by Turning Pages Designs.You can always email us at circleyeerk@gmail.com and find us on Instagram @circleyeerk.

The whole cast talks about the Hork-Bajir Chronicles and absolutely destroy Austin for what he's done! Dungeons and Dracon Beams is an Animorph's Dungeons and Dragons 5th Edition adventure with an entirely different team of Animorph's in an alternate homebrewed world.  What would happen if the events of the Yeerk invasion played out differently? The players will shape their own story, in their own city, fighting their own war. Will they make the change? Join Savannah, Kamren, Dylan, and Zac as they gain the power to turn into any animal they can touch and go claw to tail blade with Visser Three and the Yeerk Empire. New chapters of D&DB will stream every other Sunday at twitch.tv/seezydrop with VODs and a podcast released the following week on Youtube. Join us and catch all the action and drama live! If you would like to support us and get extra content and a bunch of other perks, you can join our The Dungeons and Dracon Beams Patreon! The 5$ tier gets you exclusive episodes! Cast Keffa/Dylan - Jenna - @Jennachil Sanillion/Savannah - Alex - @AlexandBirds Ilira - Kaycie - @kayciedoom Yall Zall - Tim - @remobware Ech - Emily - @aSwanNamedEmily Pik/Zac - Nate - @SplintersmithNC GM - Austin - @DNDBPOD Music Smooth Waters by Sergii Pavkin from Pixabay

A brief look into Illira and Sanillion's story after the event of the Hork-Bajir Chronicles.   Dungeons and Dracon Beams is an Animorph's Dungeons and Dragons 5th Edition adventure with an entirely different team of Animorph's in an alternate homebrewed world.  What would happen if the events of the Yeerk invasion played out differently? The players will shape their own story, in their own city, fighting their own war. Will they make the change? Join Savannah, Kamren, Dylan, Zac, and Aximili as they gain the power to turn into any animal they can touch and go claw to host body with the Yeerk Empire. New chapters of D&DB will stream every other Sunday at twitch.tv/seezydrop with VODs and a podcast released the following week on Youtube. Join us and catch all the action and drama live! If you would like to support us and get extra content and a bunch of other perks, you can join our The Dungeons and Dracon Beams Patreon! The 5$ tier gets you exclusive episodes! If you already have a morph suit, but need some walking around gear, we've got you covered! Head to the revamped DnDB Merch Shop to show off your favorite podcast! Cast Sanillion - Alex - @AlexandBirds Ilira - Kaycie - @kayciedoom

It's all led to this. The group confronts Jahem. Dungeons and Dracon Beams is an Animorph's Dungeons and Dragons 5th Edition adventure with an entirely different team of Animorph's in an alternate homebrewed world.  What would happen if the events of the Yeerk invasion played out differently? The players will shape their own story, in their own city, fighting their own war. Will they make the change? Join Savannah, Kamren, Dylan, Zac, and Aximili as they gain the power to turn into any animal they can touch and go claw to host body with the Yeerk Empire. New chapters of D&DB will stream every other Sunday at twitch.tv/seezydrop with VODs and a podcast released the following week on Youtube. Join us and catch all the action and drama live! If you would like to support us and get extra content and a bunch of other perks, you can join our The Dungeons and Dracon Beams Patreon! The 5$ tier gets you exclusive episodes! If you already have a morph suit, but need some walking around gear, we've got you covered! Head to the revamped DnDB Merch Shop to show off your favorite podcast! Cast Keffa - Jenna - @Jennachil Sanillion - Alex - @AlexandBirds Ilira - Kaycie - @kayciedoom Yall Zall - Tim - @remobware Ech - Emily - @aSwanNamedEmily Pik - Nate - @SplintersmithNC GM - Austin - @DNDBPOD Music Smooth Waters by Sergii Pavkin from Pixabay

The Hork-Bajir and Andalites regroup and find out crucial information.   Dungeons and Dracon Beams is an Animorph's Dungeons and Dragons 5th Edition adventure with an entirely different team of Animorph's in an alternate homebrewed world.  What would happen if the events of the Yeerk invasion played out differently? The players will shape their own story, in their own city, fighting their own war. Will they make the change? Join Savannah, Kamren, Dylan, Zac, and Aximili as they gain the power to turn into any animal they can touch and go claw to host body with the Yeerk Empire. New chapters of D&DB will stream every other Sunday at twitch.tv/seezydrop with VODs and a podcast released the following week on Youtube. Join us and catch all the action and drama live! If you would like to support us and get extra content and a bunch of other perks, you can join our The Dungeons and Dracon Beams Patreon! The 5$ tier gets you exclusive episodes! If you already have a morph suit, but need some walking around gear, we've got you covered! Head to the revamped DnDB Merch Shop to show off your favorite podcast! Cast Keffa - Jenna - @Jennachil Sanillion - Alex - @AlexandBirds Ilira - Kaycie - @kayciedoom Yall Zall - Tim - @remobware Ech - Emily - @aSwanNamedEmily Pik - Nate - @SplintersmithNC GM - Austin - @DNDBPOD Music Smooth Waters by Sergii Pavkin from Pixabay

The group plummets into Father Deep, grasping for ways to stop themselves. Dungeons and Dracon Beams is an Animorph's Dungeons and Dragons 5th Edition adventure with an entirely different team of Animorph's in an alternate homebrewed world.  What would happen if the events of the Yeerk invasion played out differently? The players will shape their own story, in their own city, fighting their own war. Will they make the change? Join Savannah, Kamren, Dylan, Zac, and Aximili as they gain the power to turn into any animal they can touch and go claw to host body with the Yeerk Empire. New chapters of D&DB will stream every other Sunday at twitch.tv/seezydrop with VODs and a podcast released the following week on Youtube. Join us and catch all the action and drama live! If you would like to support us and get extra content and a bunch of other perks, you can join our The Dungeons and Dracon Beams Patreon! The 5$ tier gets you exclusive episodes! If you already have a morph suit, but need some walking around gear, we've got you covered! Head to the revamped DnDB Merch Shop to show off your favorite podcast! Cast Keffa - Jenna - @Jennachil Sanillion - Alex - @AlexandBirds Ilira - Kaycie - @kayciedoom Yall Zall - Tim - @remobware Ech - Emily - @aSwanNamedEmily Pik - Nate - @SplintersmithNC GM - Austin - @DNDBPOD Music Smooth Waters by Sergii Pavkin from Pixabay

The group rally with the Hork-Bajir to keep the Yeerks from taking over. Dungeons and Dracon Beams is an Animorph's Dungeons and Dragons 5th Edition adventure with an entirely different team of Animorph's in an alternate homebrewed world.  What would happen if the events of the Yeerk invasion played out differently? The players will shape their own story, in their own city, fighting their own war. Will they make the change? Join Savannah, Kamren, Dylan, Zac, and Aximili as they gain the power to turn into any animal they can touch and go claw to host body with the Yeerk Empire. New chapters of D&DB will stream every other Sunday at twitch.tv/seezydrop with VODs and a podcast released the following week on Youtube. Join us and catch all the action and drama live! If you would like to support us and get extra content and a bunch of other perks, you can join our The Dungeons and Dracon Beams Patreon! The 5$ tier gets you exclusive episodes! If you already have a morph suit, but need some walking around gear, we've got you covered! Head to the revamped DnDB Merch Shop to show off your favorite podcast! Cast Keffa - Jenna - @Jennachil Sanillion - Alex - @AlexandBirds Ilira - Kaycie - @kayciedoom Yall Zall - Tim - @remobware Ech - Emily - @aSwanNamedEmily Pik - Nate - @SplintersmithNC GM - Austin - @DNDBPOD Music Smooth Waters by Sergii Pavkin from Pixabay

Sanillion dives down into Father Deep to find out what secrets lay below the mist. Dungeons and Dracon Beams is an Animorph's Dungeons and Dragons 5th Edition adventure with an entirely different team of Animorph's in an alternate homebrewed world.  What would happen if the events of the Yeerk invasion played out differently? The players will shape their own story, in their own city, fighting their own war. Will they make the change? Join Savannah, Kamren, Dylan, Zac, and Aximili as they gain the power to turn into any animal they can touch and go claw to host body with the Yeerk Empire. New chapters of D&DB will stream every other Sunday at twitch.tv/seezydrop with VODs and a podcast released the following week on Youtube. Join us and catch all the action and drama live! If you would like to support us and get extra content and a bunch of other perks, you can join our The Dungeons and Dracon Beams Patreon! The 5$ tier gets you exclusive episodes! If you already have a morph suit, but need some walking around gear, we've got you covered! Head to the revamped DnDB Merch Shop to show off your favorite podcast! Cast Keffa - Jenna - @Jennachil Sanillion - Alex - @AlexandBirds Ilira - Kaycie - @kayciedoom Yall Zall - Tim - @remobware Ech - Emily - @aSwanNamedEmily Pik - Nate - @SplintersmithNC GM - Austin - @DNDBPOD Music Smooth Waters by Sergii Pavkin from Pixabay

The group makes it to the tree bridge after finishing the Lethardak monster. Dungeons and Dracon Beams is an Animorph's Dungeons and Dragons 5th Edition adventure with an entirely different team of Animorph's in an alternate homebrewed world.  What would happen if the events of the Yeerk invasion played out differently? The players will shape their own story, in their own city, fighting their own war. Will they make the change? Join Savannah, Kamren, Dylan, Zac, and Aximili as they gain the power to turn into any animal they can touch and go claw to host body with the Yeerk Empire. New chapters of D&DB will stream every other Sunday at twitch.tv/seezydrop with VODs and a podcast released the following week on Youtube. Join us and catch all the action and drama live! If you would like to support us and get extra content and a bunch of other perks, you can join our The Dungeons and Dracon Beams Patreon! The 5$ tier gets you exclusive episodes! If you already have a morph suit, but need some walking around gear, we've got you covered! Head to the revamped DnDB Merch Shop to show off your favorite podcast! Cast Keffa - Jenna - @Jennachil Sanillion - Alex - @AlexandBirds Ilira - Kaycie - @kayciedoom Yall Zall - Tim - @remobware Ech - Emily - @aSwanNamedEmily Pik - Nate - @SplintersmithNC GM - Austin - @DNDBPOD Music Smooth Waters by Sergii Pavkin from Pixabay

Keffa and her clan are not the only Hork-Bajir that have been effected by the Yeerk invasion. Dungeons and Dracon Beams is an Animorph's Dungeons and Dragons 5th Edition adventure with an entirely different team of Animorph's in an alternate homebrewed world.  What would happen if the events of the Yeerk invasion played out differently? The players will shape their own story, in their own city, fighting their own war. Will they make the change? Join Savannah, Kamren, Dylan, Zac, and Aximili as they gain the power to turn into any animal they can touch and go claw to host body with the Yeerk Empire. New chapters of D&DB will stream every other Sunday at twitch.tv/seezydrop with VODs and a podcast released the following week on Youtube. Join us and catch all the action and drama live! If you would like to support us and get extra content and a bunch of other perks, you can join our The Dungeons and Dracon Beams Patreon! The 5$ tier gets you exclusive episodes! If you already have a morph suit, but need some walking around gear, we've got you covered! Head to the revamped DnDB Merch Shop to show off your favorite podcast! Cast Pik - Nate - @SplintersmithNC GM - Austin - @DNDBPOD Music Smooth Waters by Sergii Pavkin from Pixabay sound from two pairs of logs.mp3 jantov https://freesound.org/people/jantov/sounds/178223/ Wooden hammer hitting wooden log alec_havinmaa https://freesound.org/people/alec_havinmaa/sounds/450209/ Hollow impact.wav C_J https://freesound.org/people/C_J/sounds/327468/ Hollow Stone Step RayGunV https://freesound.org/people/RayGunV/sounds/629456/ homemade wall cubby guitar thingy.wav kb7clx https://freesound.org/people/kb7clx/sounds/479970/ double_bass_plucked_rucksack.wav jayc66 https://freesound.org/people/jayc66/sounds/115655/ tambora clavada.mp3 el.papa.montero https://freesound.org/people/el.papa.montero/sounds/510789/ Finger - slide - wood - tap 3.wav ValentinPetiteau https://freesound.org/people/ValentinPetiteau/sounds/567862/

The Hork-Bajir and Andalites face off against the Lerdethak tree monster from Father Deep! Dungeons and Dracon Beams is an Animorph's Dungeons and Dragons 5th Edition adventure with an entirely different team of Animorph's in an alternate homebrewed world.  What would happen if the events of the Yeerk invasion played out differently? The players will shape their own story, in their own city, fighting their own war. Will they make the change? Join Savannah, Kamren, Dylan, Zac, and Aximili as they gain the power to turn into any animal they can touch and go claw to host body with the Yeerk Empire. New chapters of D&DB will stream every other Sunday at twitch.tv/seezydrop with VODs and a podcast released the following week on Youtube. Join us and catch all the action and drama live! If you would like to support us and get extra content and a bunch of other perks, you can join our The Dungeons and Dracon Beams Patreon! The 5$ tier gets you exclusive episodes! If you already have a morph suit, but need some walking around gear, we've got you covered! Head to the revamped DnDB Merch Shop to show off your favorite podcast! Cast Keffa - Jenna - @Jennachil Sanillion - Alex - @AlexandBirds Ilira - Kaycie - @kayciedoom Yall Zall - Tim - @remobware Ech - Emily - @aSwanNamedEmily GM - Austin - @DNDBPOD Music Smooth Waters by Sergii Pavkin from Pixabay

Sanillion and Ilira test out their new friends while Yall Ech f*** off! Dungeons and Dracon Beams is an Animorph's Dungeons and Dragons 5th Edition adventure with an entirely different team of Animorph's in an alternate homebrewed world.  What would happen if the events of the Yeerk invasion played out differently? The players will shape their own story, in their own city, fighting their own war. Will they make the change? Join Savannah, Kamren, Dylan, Zac, and Aximili as they gain the power to turn into any animal they can touch and go claw to host body with the Yeerk Empire. New chapters of D&DB will stream every other Sunday at twitch.tv/seezydrop with VODs and a podcast released the following week on Youtube. Join us and catch all the action and drama live! If you would like to support us and get extra content and a bunch of other perks, you can join our The Dungeons and Dracon Beams Patreon! The 5$ tier gets you exclusive episodes! If you already have a morph suit, but need some walking around gear, we've got you covered! Head to the revamped DnDB Merch Shop to show off your favorite podcast! Cast Keffa - Jenna - @Jennachil Sanillion - Alex - @AlexandBirds Ilira - Kaycie - @kayciedoom Yall Zall - Tim - @remobware Ech - Emily - @aSwanNamedEmily GM - Austin - @DNDBPOD Music Smooth Waters by Sergii Pavkin from Pixabay

During her rest, Keffa has visions from the past. Simtaff works on gaining a Yeerk foothold on the Hork-Bajir home world. Dungeons and Dracon Beams is an Animorph's Dungeons and Dragons 5th Edition adventure with an entirely different team of Animorph's in an alternate homebrewed world.  What would happen if the events of the Yeerk invasion played out differently? The players will shape their own story, in their own city, fighting their own war. Will they make the change? Join Savannah, Kamren, Dylan, Zac, and Aximili as they gain the power to turn into any animal they can touch and go claw to host body with the Yeerk Empire. New chapters of D&DB will stream every other Sunday at twitch.tv/seezydrop with VODs and a podcast released the following week on Youtube. Join us and catch all the action and drama live! If you would like to support us and get extra content and a bunch of other perks, you can join our The Dungeons and Dracon Beams Patreon! The 5$ tier gets you exclusive episodes! If you already have a morph suit, but need some walking around gear, we've got you covered! Head to the revamped DnDB Merch Shop to show off your favorite podcast! Cast Keffa - Jenna - @Jennachil Sanillion - Alex - @AlexandBirds Ilira - Kaycie - @kayciedoom Yall Zall - Tim - @remobware Ech - Emily - @aSwanNamedEmily GM - Austin - @DNDBPOD Music Smooth Waters by Sergii Pavkin from Pixabay

The Hork-Bajir have their first run in with the Yeerks. Dungeons and Dracon Beams is an Animorph's Dungeons and Dragons 5th Edition adventure with an entirely different team of Animorph's in an alternate homebrewed world.  What would happen if the events of the Yeerk invasion played out differently? The players will shape their own story, in their own city, fighting their own war. Will they make the change? Join Savannah, Kamren, Dylan, Zac, and Aximili as they gain the power to turn into any animal they can touch and go claw to host body with the Yeerk Empire. New chapters of D&DB will stream every other Sunday at twitch.tv/seezydrop with VODs and a podcast released the following week on Youtube. Join us and catch all the action and drama live! If you would like to support us and get extra content and a bunch of other perks, you can join our The Dungeons and Dracon Beams Patreon! The 5$ tier gets you exclusive episodes! If you already have a morph suit, but need some walking around gear, we've got you covered! Head to the revamped DnDB Merch Shop to show off your favorite podcast! Cast Dylan/Keffa - Jenna - @Jennachil Savannah/Sanillion - Alex - @AlexandBirds Zac - Nate - @SplintersmithNC Ilira - Kaycie - @kayciedoom Yall Zall - Tim - @remobware Ech - Emily - @aSwanNamedEmily GM - Austin - @DNDBPOD Music Smooth Waters by Sergii Pavkin from Pixabay

The Andalites on the Hork-Bajir homeworld continue with their duties while Keffa, Yall, Ech, and Mytaya relax. Dungeons and Dracon Beams is an Animorph's Dungeons and Dragons 5th Edition adventure with an entirely different team of Animorph's in an alternate homebrewed world.  What would happen if the events of the Yeerk invasion played out differently? The players will shape their own story, in their own city, fighting their own war. Will they make the change? Join Savannah, Kamren, Dylan, Zac, and Aximili as they gain the power to turn into any animal they can touch and go claw to host body with the Yeerk Empire. New chapters of D&DB will stream every other Sunday at twitch.tv/seezydrop with VODs and a podcast released the following week on Youtube. Join us and catch all the action and drama live! If you would like to support us and get extra content and a bunch of other perks, you can join our The Dungeons and Dracon Beams Patreon! The 5$ tier gets you exclusive episodes! If you already have a morph suit, but need some walking around gear, we've got you covered! Head to the revamped DnDB Merch Shop to show off your favorite podcast! Cast Dylan/Keffa - Jenna - @Jennachil Savannah/Sanillion - Alex - @AlexandBirds Zac - Nate - @SplintersmithNC Ilira - Kaycie - @kayciedoom Yall Zall - Tim - @remobware Ech - Emily - @aSwanNamedEmily GM - Austin - @DNDBPOD Music Smooth Waters by Sergii Pavkin from Pixabay

Sanillion and Ilira embark on their new assignment. The Hork-Bajir make new discoveries. Dungeons and Dracon Beams is an Animorph's Dungeons and Dragons 5th Edition adventure with an entirely different team of Animorph's in an alternate homebrewed world.  What would happen if the events of the Yeerk invasion played out differently? The players will shape their own story, in their own city, fighting their own war. Will they make the change? Join Savannah, Kamren, Dylan, Zac, and Aximili as they gain the power to turn into any animal they can touch and go claw to host body with the Yeerk Empire. New chapters of D&DB will stream every other Sunday at twitch.tv/seezydrop with VODs and a podcast released the following week on Youtube. Join us and catch all the action and drama live! If you would like to support us and get extra content and a bunch of other perks, you can join our The Dungeons and Dracon Beams Patreon! The 5$ tier gets you exclusive episodes! If you already have a morph suit, but need some walking around gear, we've got you covered! Head to the revamped DnDB Merch Shop to show off your favorite podcast! Cast Dylan/Keffa - Jenna - @Jennachil Savannah/Sanillion - Alex - @AlexandBirds Zac - Nate - @SplintersmithNC Ilira - Kaycie - @kayciedoom Yall Zall - Tim - @remobware Ech - Emily - @aSwanNamedEmily GM - Austin - @DNDBPOD Music Smooth Waters by Sergii Pavkin from Pixabay

We read Animorphs Book 34: The Prophecy. In this book, a stranger requests to breed the Hork-Bajir. We discuss our first female listener, the true origin of Ixcila technology, and whether or not it sucks to live in the free Hork-Bajir valley. Support our Patreon to receive "The Yeerky Boys Chronicles" weekly bonus episodes: http://patreon.com/theyeerkyboys E-mail us: TheYeerkyBoys@gmail.com Follow us: @Dogtimes on Bluesky, @JonathanEstis on Bluesky, www.JonathanEstis.com

The Humanimals have to deal with Mytaya, but before they do, they will hear what she has to say. Dungeons and Dracon Beams is an Animorph's Dungeons and Dragons 5th Edition adventure with an entirely different team of Animorph's in an alternate homebrewed world.  What would happen if the events of the Yeerk invasion played out differently? The players will shape their own story, in their own city, fighting their own war. Will they make the change? Join Savannah, Kamren, Dylan, Zac, and Aximili as they gain the power to turn into any animal they can touch and go claw to host body with the Yeerk Empire. New chapters of D&DB will stream every other Sunday at twitch.tv/seezydrop with VODs and a podcast released the following week on Youtube. Join us and catch all the action and drama live! If you would like to support us and get extra content and a bunch of other perks, you can join our The Dungeons and Dracon Beams Patreon! The 5$ tier gets you exclusive episodes! If you already have a morph suit, but need some walking around gear, we've got you covered! Head to the revamped DnDB Merch Shop to show off your favorite podcast! Cast Dylan/Keffa - Jenna - @Jennachil Savannah/Sanillion - Alex - @AlexandBirds Zac - Nate - @SplintersmithNC Ilira - Kaycie - @kayciedoom Yall Zall - Tim - @remobware Ech - Emily - @aSwanNamedEmily GM - Austin - @DNDBPOD Music Smooth Waters by Sergii Pavkin from Pixabay

Chapter 15 of The Andalite Chronicles, part 12.5 of Animorphs Aloud, a fan-produced read-aloud version of the Animorphs series. So, I've always used a bit of an effect (dropping the pitch and slowing the speed) on the Hork-Bajir voices, but this is the first time we've had the appearance of one who's so articulate and speaks so many lines, which makes the effect a lot more noticeable to me. I'm not sure how I feel about Sub-Visser Seven's voice having extended digital alteration, as I'm more of a proponent of working within one's own range; but it WOULD be a lot of work to go back and change it at this point (as I've already edited the next few chapters as well). If anyone has an opinion, let me know, I can't decide! Thanks for listening!

The tale of the peaceful Hork-Bajir and the fight for their planet, their race, and their own bodies will begin on February 4th.     Cast Dylan - Jenna - @Jennachil Savannah - Alex - @AlexandBirds Zac - Nate - @SplintersmithNC GM - Austin - @DNDBPOD   Music Smooth Waters by Sergii Pavkin from Pixabay

Terrifying light rail technology! Swaggering Hork Bajir! Andalite mystics! Mountain Taxxons!!!!Do Gedd really make the most sense as entry-level hosts for Yeerks? How does a burst Taxxon demorph? And who is that charismatic Hork-Bajir over there that sounds oddly like Julia Childs?Support the showSupport us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/anidorks@anidorkspod on twitter! Send questions to anidorkspod@gmail.comHey! For real though: Leave us a 5 star review and we'll read it on the air! New episodes every Wednesday!!!

The Humanimals and Mytaya set out on their mission to ambush Visser III.   Dungeons and Dracon Beams is an Animorph's Dungeons and Dragons 5th Edition adventure with an entirely different team of Animorph's in an alternate homebrewed world.  What would happen if the events of the Yeerk invasion played out differently? The players will shape their own story, in their own city, fighting their own war. Will they make the change? Join Savannah, Kamren, Dylan, and Zac as they gain the power to turn into any animal they can touch and go claw to tail blade with Visser Three and the Yeerk Empire. New chapters of D&DB will stream every other Sunday at twitch.tv/seezydrop with VODs and a podcast released the following week on Youtube. Join us and catch all the action and drama live! If you would like to support us and get extra content and a bunch of other perks, you can join our The Dungeons and Dracon Beams Patreon! The 5$ tier gets you exclusive episodes! Cast Dylan - Jenna - @Jennachil Savannah - Alex - @AlexandBirds Zac - Nate - @SplintersmithNC GM - Austin - @DNDBPOD Music The Gatekeepers Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

We read from chapter 25 through the end of The Hork-Bajir Chronicles. In this part, Aldrea changes herself to appease Dak. We discuss the origin of Yeerk ship names, inter-species romance, and the Hork-Bajirs' love of dance. E-mail us: TheYeerkyBoys@gmail.com Follow us: @TheYeerkyBoys on Twitter, @Dogtimes on BlueSky, @JonathanEstis on BlueSky and Threads, www.JonathanEstis.com

We read chapters 13-24 of The Hork-Bajir Chronicles. In this part, Dak Hamee learns a bit more about his family history. We discuss K.A. Applegate's biography, the wonders of the Jubba-Jubba, and why this book is basically The Matrix. E-mail us: TheYeerkyBoys@gmail.com Follow us: @TheYeerkyBoys on Twitter, @Dogtimes on BlueSky, @JonathanEstis on BlueSky and Threads, www.JonathanEstis.com

We read from the prologue through Chapter 12 of The Hork-Bajir Chronicles. In this part, we meet Aldrea and Dak Hamee, and the infamous chadoo. We discuss the intelligence levels of Hork-Bajir, Seerow's big-time fuck-ups, and palps. Support our Patreon to receive "The Yeerky Boys Chronicles" weekly bonus episodes: http://patreon.com/theyeerkyboys E-mail us: TheYeerkyBoys@gmail.com Follow us: @TheYeerkyBoys on Twitter, @Dogtimes on BlueSky, @JonathanEstis on BlueSky and Threads, www.JonathanEstis.com

This week we're doing something special and releasing a preview clip from our Patreon content!We will be back next week with a "Minisode" and then we get to tear into book 11 like Rachel tearing into a Hork-Bajir!@anidorkspod on twitter! Send questions to anidorkspod@gmail.com.New episodes every Wednesday!!!Hey! For real though: Leave us a 5 star review and we'll read it on the air!Support the show

Chapter 9 of The Alien, part 8 of Animorphs Aloud, a fan-produced read-aloud version of the Animorphs series. So for those who have read the Animorphs reprints (of which book 8 was the last before it was discontinued), you would have noticed in this chapter that the information Ax gives about the Hork-Bajir having a war cycle every 62 years was removed, as later books (particularly the Hork-Bajir chronicles) revealed this to be inaccurate. However, while I have fixed minor KASUs in other books (and this one too, in the chapter where it used to be stated that Ax couldn't thoughtspeak in human morph), I decided to leave this one in because I liked the idea that perhaps this was an example of either Andalite propoganda or misinformation, and thus not a true KASU. Ax believes it because that is what he has been taught. Thanks for listening!

We read Animorphs Book 13: The Change. In this book, Tobias encourages a married couple to reconcile with the help of an old friend. We discuss Tobias' dirty-blond hair, whether or not a yeerk could give its host a stroke, and an abundance of new Hork Bajir vocabulary. E-mail us: TheYeerkyBoys@gmail.com Follow us: @TheYeerkyBoys on Twitter, @DogtimesMcGee on Twitter, @Quence on Twitter, www.JonathanEstis.com

In this episode of Animorphous Discussion, Robin and Katie Tregs emerge from stasis to talk about another Animorphs book, and they bring a new co-host along for the ride! Because our listeners have been extra patient, we're rewarding you with an extra-long episode! Also, Robin doesn't know how pacing works. We ask so many questions in this episode: Who would win in a fight of birds vs. guns? What is really the worst breakfast cereal? When do these books start getting horny? We don't really answer any of these questions, but they're fun to ask. We hope you'll agree!

In this episode of Animorphous Discussion, Robin and Katie Tregs emerge from stasis to talk about another Animorphs book, and they bring a new co-host along for the ride! Because our listeners have been extra patient, we're rewarding you with an extra-long episode! Also, Robin doesn't know how pacing works. We ask so many questions in this episode: Who would win in a fight of birds vs. guns? What is really the worst breakfast cereal? When do these books start getting horny? We don't really answer any of these questions, but they're fun to ask. We hope you'll agree! ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

The Animorphs have met the Ellimist. He "helped" to save the kids when they were about to be eaten by a Taxxon. He "helped" to free two Hork-Bajir and restored Tobias's morphing ability. But, even though the Ellimist has enormous power, he is not all-powerful. He has an enemy. The Crayak. So, the Crayak and the Ellimist decide that a battle will prove their ultimate power. But they don't intend to fight each other. The Ellimist will choose the Animorphs, Ax, and Erek, the Chee; the Crayak will choose his own army. But if the Animorphs lose they will be erased from the universe altogether. And there'll be no one left to fight the Yeerks...  -- Audiomorphs is an Animorphs podcast which is actually not so much a podcast as a bootleg audiobook. Releases every Friday.

As the fireworks boom in air, our favorite idiot teenagers deal with the issues at hand. Yeerks, Hork-Bajir, and Andalites! Oh my!   Cast Dylan - Jenna - @Jennachil Savannah - Alex - @AlexandBirds Zac - Nate - @SplintersmithNC GM - Austin - @DNDBPOD   Music Phantom by Vitaliy Levkin from Pixabay Let the Mystery Unfold by Geoffharvey from Pixabay Long Note Two Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ Funky Boxstep Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ Prelude and Action Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Book 7!! Chapters 18 to End!!! The Yeerks are making us gay!! Open-air B&B. One person's window is another person's blasthole. Yeerks just want reliable mass transit. The EG(G)S tower. Don't bring a jetski to a Yeerk pool. Je ne sais Visser. Who is this mysterious 6th animorph? A boy turned into a birb turned into BBQ. A totally normal butthole in a totally normal place. Ms. Paloma's OnlyFans. Marco, your owl and hawk are here to see you. So many scratch-offs! Miranda always assumes the worst of people with bagels. My mom said I could kill people like you. Geffner is Hork-Bajir for bleeping. Marco sure is gutsy. Ha, ha, ha, ha.LAST BOOK EPISODE OF OUR SEASON 1! WOOHOO!@anidorkspod on twitter! Send questions to anidorkspod@gmail.com.New episodes every Wednesday!!!Hey! For real though: Leave us a 5 star review and we'll read it on the air!”

Book 5!!! Part 1! (Chapters 1-8)Marco the adorable rascal battles bandits with bedazzled blades!! Sub tops, dom bottoms, and power tumblers; oh my! Andalites dying of wounds. Eddy wonders aloud if it's appropriate to ride an Andalite whilst trying to get Chris to admit their NON-EXISTENT DESIRE to do so; they were simply fearing further admonishment from r/Animorphs!!! Miranda's concern: where do you put your hands?? Hork-Bajir and Taxxon: the two genders. Do Andalites possess a special “Clothes Bladder”?? Our first “all twos” moment! Ax grows a weird mouth. The highest form of wuv. Crowds are just claustrophobic packs of meat sacks. Caffeinate the boy!!! The many uses of the human mouth (or “my new favorite listicle”). The Andalite language shouldn't have sounds. Don't knock our fleers!! Mall cops with guns. If lobsters could cry.@anidorkspod on twitter! Send questions to anidorkspod@gmail.com.New episodes every Wednesday!!!Leave us a 5 star review and we'll read it on the air!

Book 2!!! Part 1!!! (Chapters 1 - 9)Crack a Truly! Jake the Himbo. Teens with guns, underage drinking, and bullet-time birds. Rachel lies to everyone. Chubby Little Ball of Fur!! The questionable circumstances of Marco's mom's disappearance. And petting other people's cats without asking!!!@anidorkspod on twitter! Send questions to anidorkspod@gmail.com.New episodes every Wednesday!!!Leave us a 5 star review and we'll read it on the air!

The unforgettable story of the fierce Hork-Bajir wars in a time before the Animorphs... Dak Hamee is a unique Hork-Bajir. His people call him a "seer." He learns more quickly and completely than the rest of his docile race. Hork-Bajir like him are born once a generation. Aldrea is a young Andalite. Daughter of the notorious Prince Seerow. It is only after she and her family are sent to the Hork-Bajir home world that she begins to fight the Yeerks -- and, with Dak's help, ultimately discovers their hideous plan.  -- Audiomorphs is an Animorphs podcast which is actually not so much a podcast as a bootleg Animorphs audiobook. Releases every Friday. Visit https://www.theapodcalypse.com/ Twitter: @audiomorphs

The Hork Bajir have learned how to kill, but is that a price worth paying? Dak doubts Aldrea's loyalty to his race as the war with the Yeerks becomes desperate. Talking points include: Colonialism (again), Quantum science, and the etiquette of acquiring someone without their permission.Twitter: @MiddleMorphEmail: MiddleMorph@gmail.comWe acquired the DNA for our morphs from these awesome photographers: Dirk van Wolferen, Marc-Olivier Jodoin, and Billy Huynh via unsplash.comOutro Music is "Rat Catcher" by Eaters: https://freemusicarchive.org/music/eaters

The battle for the Hork Bajir Homeworld is getting started. As Dak learns the truth about his species, can he continue to trust Aldrea to fight for them? Talking points include: The progress Dak has made, the scariest monsters from Father Deep; the complex relationship between Andalites, Yeerks, and Hork Bajir.Twitter: @MiddleMorphEmail: MiddleMorph@gmail.comWe acquired the DNA for our morphs from these awesome photographers: Dirk van Wolferen, Marc-Olivier Jodoin, and Billy Huynh via unsplash.comOutro Music is "Rat Catcher" by Eaters: https://freemusicarchive.org/music/eaters

Episode Notes Music “From the Ashes” by Gibson Rhys (https://soundcloud.com/gibson-rhys), mixed by Ellora Bultema We release episodes on the last Thursday of every month. Check out our website (https://reading-rainbow.pinecast.co/) to keep up with our latest episodes and listen to our back catalog. Visit our Bookshop (https://bookshop.org/shop/readnotreadpod) to show your support for us and your local bookstores.   Contact us via email at readingnotreading@gmail.com or @ReadNotReadPod on Twitter. Find out more at https://reading-rainbow.pinecast.co

Seerow's Kindness -- Audiomorphs is an Animorphs podcast which is actually not so much a podcast as a bootleg Animorphs audiobook. Releases every Friday. Visit https://www.theapodcalypse.com/ Twitter: @audiomorphs

After a disastrous attempt to reach out to the Yeerks, the Andalites have unwittingly released a race of parasitic slugs on the galaxy. After being banished to a backwater planet, the daughter of Seerow must rebuild her life by making an unlikely friend. Talking points include:  Exactly when the Yeerk war started; not being like the other girls; and imperialism, kindness, and hypocrisy. And lots of musical interludes. Twitter: @MiddleMorphEmail: MiddleMorph@gmail.comWe acquired the DNA for our morphs from these awesome photographers: Dirk van Wolferen, Marc-Olivier Jodoin, and Billy Huynh via unsplash.comOutro Music is "Rat Catcher" by Eaters: https://freemusicarchive.org/music/eaters

We are finishing up Book 13, a Tobias book featuring the sharp-witted Hork Bajir (see what I did there?). Tobias and the Animorphs are endeavoring to rescue and bring a Hork Bajir couple to safety, away from Visser Three and their Yeerk captors, all the while Tobias is dealing with an old acquaintance, the ever-interfering Ellimist. Talking points include: very large and very wily raccoons and their interesting facts, did the Ellimist really help Tobias, and how Hork Bajir eat.Twitter: @MiddleMorphEmail: MiddleMorph@gmail.comWe acquired the DNA for our morphs from these awesome photographers: Dirk van Wolferen, Marc-Olivier Jodoin, and Billy Huynh via unsplash.comOutro Music is "Rat Catcher" by Eaters: https://freemusicarchive.org/music/eaters

Tobias has scouted out some additional entrances to the Yeerk pool, but soon finds himself in the middle of action with helping some escaped Hork Bajir run away from their Yeerk captors. Talking points include: Tobias getting his morphing power back, Yeerk reproduction speculations, Marco's sexist remarks, and Tobias being a sassy bird.Twitter: @MiddleMorphEmail: MiddleMorph@gmail.comWe acquired the DNA for our morphs from these awesome photographers: Dirk van Wolferen, Marc-Olivier Jodoin, and Billy Huynh via unsplash.comOutro Music is "Rat Catcher" by Eaters: https://freemusicarchive.org/music/eaters

It's here - the first Ax narrated book! In this episode, we are starting Book 8 and Ax has a whole slew of Andalite secrets he is struggling to keep around his human friends while he learns to navigate and survive on Earth. Talking points include crocheting Ax figurines in honor of his first book, snakes in combat against Hork Bajir, alarm clock traumas, and debating if you should put habanero peppers in chili.Twitter: @MiddleMorphEmail: MiddleMorph@gmail.comWe acquired the DNA for our morphs from these awesome photographers: Dirk van Wolferen, Marc-Olivier Jodoin, and Billy Huynh via unsplash.comOutro Music is "Rat Catcher" by Eaters: https://freemusicarchive.org/music/eaters

We're back with an oversized episode for an oversized story! Let's go back to the past to learn about a mysterious race know as the Hork-Bajir, an outcast's daughter, a kind dreamer, and evil ambition personified! This one's got action, drama, romance, and of course...crazy f***ing monsters!

Episode Notes Book-specific Content Warnings: ableism, colonialist narratives, war allegories, yeerk POV, manipulation and unhealthy relationships, genocide, biological warfare General Content Warnings: mind control, paranoia, graphic descriptions of bodily harm, body horror, death, violence against children-who-are-in-the-bodies-of-animals, existential horror, war, dehumanization, and children in peril Find the podcast @EscafilFiles | Discord Invite Find Danielle @redtailedhawk90 | Find Jade @JadeOxfordRose Music by @roomwherepod Cover image by @theShawnDeer Find out more at https://escafilfiles.pinecast.co

Episode Notes Book-specific Content Warnings: ableism, colonialist narratives, war allegories, yeerk POV, manipulation and unhealthy relationships, genocide, biological warfare General Content Warnings: mind control, paranoia, graphic descriptions of bodily harm, body horror, death, violence against children-who-are-in-the-bodies-of-animals, existential horror, war, dehumanization, and children in peril Find the podcast @EscafilFiles | Discord Invite Find Danielle @redtailedhawk90 | Find Jade @JadeOxfordRose Music by @roomwherepod Cover image by @theShawnDeer Find out more at https://escafilfiles.pinecast.co

Episode Notes Book-specific Content Warnings: ableism, colonialist narratives, war allegories, yeerk POV, manipulation and unhealthy relationships, genocide, biological warfare General Content Warnings: mind control, paranoia, graphic descriptions of bodily harm, body horror, death, violence against children-who-are-in-the-bodies-of-animals, existential horror, war, dehumanization, and children in peril Find the podcast @EscafilFiles | Discord Invite Find Danielle @redtailedhawk90 | Find Jade @JadeOxfordRose Music by @roomwherepod Cover image by @theShawnDeer Find out more at https://escafilfiles.pinecast.co

Episode Notes Book-specific Content Warnings: ableism, colonialist narratives, war allegories, yeerk POV, manipulation and unhealthy relationships, genocide, biological warfare General Content Warnings: mind control, paranoia, graphic descriptions of bodily harm, body horror, death, violence against children-who-are-in-the-bodies-of-animals, existential horror, war, dehumanization, and children in peril Find the podcast @EscafilFiles | Discord Invite Find Danielle @redtailedhawk90 | Find Jade @JadeOxfordRose Music by @roomwherepod Cover image by @theShawnDeer Find out more at https://escafilfiles.pinecast.co

Dak-Hamee fights back. Esplin almost triumphs. Aldrea discovers the truth. This is the finale of the Hork-Bajir Chronicles. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/animorphs-book-club/message

Aldrea does a racism. Esplin 9466 respects women's rights. Dak-Hamee meets God. The battle rages on in the second part of the Hork-Bajir Chronicles... --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/animorphs-book-club/message

Aldrea isn't like the other females. Dak-Hamee learns calculus. Esplin 9466 is a horse girl. Strap in, and hold onto your morals — this is the beginning of the Hork-Bajir Chronicles. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/animorphs-book-club/message

This speak: Cassie's hearing voices in her head! The voice of Aldrea, the Andalite-turned-Hork-Bajir that died in the Hork-Bajir Chronicles, specifically. Remember her?! Well, she's inside Cassie now. And it may have something to do with the Arn that showed up at the free Hork-Bajir colony. This Arn, the last of his kind, seeks to collect the DNA of the free Hork-Bajir and help to take back their homeworld. He offers up the ghost of Aldrea to the Animorphs (and that rascally Ax) to help them find a hidden weapons cache on the Hork-Bajir homeworld. The team is all over that shit and jumps on the nearest spaceship, installing Aldrea's ghost in Cassie in the process. Can the team find the hidden weapons and stick it to the Yeerks? Will Aldrea decide to willingly leave Cassie's body?? Exactly how many times are we gonna say the words "Hork-Bajir?!" All that and more when we review Animorphs book #34, The Prophecy. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/thoughtspeakcast/support

In this episode we're talking about how terrible the Animorphs TV show is, an announcement for next week's special episode, we try out our Hork-Bajir accents, getting sexist about female Hork-Bajir, the political beef between Andalites and Hork-Bajir, the "something else" that's in Tobias, how to tell a male Hork-Bajir from a female Hork-Bajir, and how Tobias gets his groove back! All that and more in our review of Animorphs book 13, "The Change." --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/thoughtspeakcast/support

This speak: More cover critiques, Tobias gets hawk-blocked, weird unexplained flash-visions plaguing Tobias, the classic soap opera cliche of long-lost relatives showing up, the case of Tobias's missing clothes, a lovely visit to the Lost Valley of Hork-Bajir for a side mission, the introduction of Toby, a long and drawn-out spying mission, the evolution of conservatism, the coincidences start to get to Coleman, another pre-mission homework cram session, Visser Aria's awesome acting, Rachel and Tobias finally have that relationship conversation we've all been waiting for and the review that's sure to upset some fans! All that and more in our review of Animorphs #23, The Pretender. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/thoughtspeakcast/support

This speak: the subtle differences between the hard & soft covers, Coleman's beef with the Hork-Bajir design, how with equal parts science and Ellimist anything is possible, how the Yeerks are like ISIS, how the Hork-Bajir homeworld doesn't have a proper name, but even if it did it would probably be something stupid, Aldrea's unlikely morphing ability, Tribe Trees and Father Deep, a Rick & Morty reference, several Star Wars references, Aldrea's poor brother Barafin and his bunk habits, why you should not be like the Arn, why the Arn are unbelievable dicks, an unlikely army of mind-controlled monsters, the Andalites continue to disappoint and suck at war, yet another interracial relationship in sci-fi, and the new Hork-Bajir seer means shits about to go down! All that and more in our review of Animorphs: The Hork-Bajir Chronicles. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/thoughtspeakcast/support

Taaaaaint talk! The Morphy Boys are joined by Drew (@AnriLefebvre)! They drink apartheid lager. This book is a Yub Nub. The worst advice you can give an Animorphs fan is “watch Animorphs on Nickelodeon.” Some people need that extra grit to clean their Brawny ass. We watch a bb boy get Flowers for Algernon’d. Visser 3 is a weeb. This might be the book where Jane Goodall falls in love with her ape to fight in a guerrilla war. Avatar stole everything from the Hork-Bajair Chronicles. Nate wants to dominate a mind, like what? Would you let your bro dominate you if you get to dominate them too? Tyler is learning a lot about himself. Nate wonders why he has to be there for that. The loss of innocence continues for sweet, stupid Dak Hamee by the hot bloodlusted Aldrea (Andrea?). Hork-Bajir are himbos. Andalite fussy (yes, it means THAT). We all hate pulling out and it’s a real goober moment when you do it. Drew dog walks the Morphy Boys by being a better, smarter, and hotter Animorphs podcaster but no one is self-conscious about it or anything. CALIFORNIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Thanks for tuning in to this episode of Lit Kid Lit! If you would like your own copy of this Animorphs book, you can buy The Hork Bajir Chronicles here.  The eBooks are also all available for free (endorsed by the authors themselves) here!  You can find more of our friend Matt's music over on his twitter, @NiceWizardMusic. And lastly, you can follow our twitter at @LitKidPod.Content Warnings:  body horror; gore, graphic injuries; animal harm; mind control; depersonalization; anxiety; death; family death, trauma, ptsd; mental illness; violence; war, biological warfare, genocide; manipulation; sexism;

Thanks for tuning in to this episode of Lit Kid Lit! If you would like your own copy of this Animorphs book, you can buy The Hork Bajir Chronicles here.  The eBooks are also all available for free (endorsed by the authors themselves) here!  You can find more of our friend Matt's music over on his twitter, @NiceWizardMusic. And lastly, you can follow our twitter at @LitKidPod.Content Warnings:  body horror; gore, graphic injuries; animal harm; mind control; depersonalization; anxiety; death; family death, trauma, ptsd; mental illness; violence; war, biological warfare, genocide; manipulation; sexism;

Today's episode is a graduate level seminar on alien wars, so I hope you did the reading.

Kaycie and Alex are back to casually discuss the Animorphs.On this mission Kaycie gets her brain broke by a plot hole, Alex volunteers to paint the creation of Hork Bajir, and we both realize we were the neckbeards all along.  Join us every Tuesday for a new episode of Animorphs Anonymous.

You ever have an antacid as a treat? A tall glass of Sixlets? Back in the mind of Tobias. We love to see it! This is a story about wives. This is a story about being left out by friends. This is a book about a bird being taunted by god. Tobias and Rachel save Jeremy the Hork-Bajir. Tobias has the night terrors. Tobias remembers what he used to be, longs for who he used to be. Bird-Moses will save the day. But not before he cusses out The Ellimist. Tobias wants to get paid for his labor and workers NEED TO BE PAID FOR THEIR LABOR. Corn Flakes and other anti-masturbation techniques are discussed. A chance encounter with a raccoon. Tobias gambles and gets what he wants. But what does he want?

Animorphs #52: The SacrificeIn this episode:Jenny, Ted, and Gray discuss Animorphs #52, The Sacrifice*Gray thinks they might kill off Rachel, and she's real mad about it*Jenny revises her end-of-series feels*The REAL secret plans of the Andalites*Why are we doing this dance with Ax's loyalties again?*This ghostwriter was set up for bad characterization*Cassie, Rachel, and misogyny*Gray brings down some behavioral psychology on Cassie*Gray comes out against sapient pandas*We're a little baffled by Jake and Cassie*This book just fails at logistics, so hard*The mysterious Tuan*Jake continues to be great at standing up to authority*Let's free the Hork-Bajir homeworld*Ax is canonically an Animorph*Visser One hides out in the pool in his spare time*Where do trains come from, anyway?

The Goosebuds Boyz are back for another Adventure! Chosen by our wonderful Patreon supporters... is Animorphs Alternamorphs #1 The First Journey! Veteran Yeerk Expert Chad has little memory of this non-canon excursion but he DM's for Paul and Dom as they roleplay young student Flim Flam who tumbles into the Animorph adventure. What animal form will Flim Flam turn into? A duck? A cockroach? Will the boys ever get to make an actual choice? Will Chad turn their minds to mush with deep Hork-Bajir lore? Enjoy the episode and stay safe out there. We love you. OFF TOPICS: Hugo Raving, wizard peer pressure, Christopher Lee's ancient heavy metal. You can support the show and gain access to bonus episodes and more at patreon.com/goosebuds Dress your skeleton with Goosebuds apparel at goosebuds.merch Want to contact us? goosebuds@gmail.com Edited by Kevin Cole (@RealKevinCole) Original music by Seth Earnest (sethearnest.net) goosebudspod.com

Animorphs #47 (The Resistance) In this episode: *Jenny, Ted, and Gray discuss The Resistance *Approximate Rant Tally: Jenny: 4, Ted: 5, Gray: 9 *This book was a wasted opportunity, especially as we get to the end of the series *The depiction of Trekkies *Jake is a true monster in this book *The nobility of war *Let's get into it: It's Civil War Rants Time (a.k.a. Gray does Wikipedia research) *The Hork-Bajir battle is a bad analogy for the Civil War *90s lip-service to color blindness *“Both sides” bull-shirt *A few things we do like, including ominous omens *The Smurfette problem *An extremely plausible plan to flood the valley *Marco x Ax is now canon *Jake needs a nap *The cover of the next book breaks Gray’s predictive abilities

Animorphs #45 (The Revelation)In this episode:*Jenny, Ted, Gray, and guest host K.C. discuss The Revelation*We liked this more than we expected!*Gray is so the queen of predictions*Animorphs as an Avengers movie*This would have been a great format for a series ending*How does this mess with the premise?*Weird that Marco's parents don't interfere more in his fighting*That's gonna be an awkward valley*Was Nora a Controller all along?*Z-Space nonsense*Support for the theory of universal symbols*Ax continues to get funnier*This is the "Marco's greatest hits" book*How is Marco going to deal with being dead after the war's over?*Is Marco really about the clear bright line?*The Rachel-Marco team-up*Hork-Bajir with extra hit points*Marco's question-mark betrayal*Jake-Marco tension (but not the good kind)*Why not give Marco's dad morphing power?*Living in a field of dogs >> any other kind of social distancing*Maybe the Chee are just kind of dumb*The logistics of kandrona ray starvation*Eva's revenge*The beginning of the end

Welcome back, Literary Slummers, to another episode of Shelf Aware, the podcast where we gush about the best middle-grade sci-fi series ever: Animorphs. This week, we read a book from the spin-off series called The Hork-Bajir Chronicles. Hope you’re in the mood for a little bit of genocide! Join us next week for the next book in our listener slubmission unit, King of Shadows by Susan Cooper! A very special thank you to Ben Cope for our theme song! Check out his YouTube channel: youtube.com/fretwiz. Twitter: @shelfawarecast, @amdeebee, @emnoteliza Email: shelfawarecast @ gmail Instagram: @shelfawarecast

This fortnight we bring you our discussion of "Hork Bajir Chronicles", our highlight episode from the "Animorphs" series by K. A. Applegate. (This episode has been updated to fix a compiling error in the wrap-up.)*Book TW for viral outbreak and quarantine. Topic 1: Sensory Overload. Begins at (1:30), CW for discussion of narcissism. Topic 2: Massacre. Begins at (20:00), CW for loss of family members, death. Topic 3: Betrayal. Begins at (34:30), CW for betrayal, lying, gaslighting, controlling behavior. Spoiler-free wrap-up and ratings: Begins at (49:15). --- Read the transcript here.If you'd like to make a monthly donation, please check us out on Patreon (https://www.patreon.com/booksthatburn). You can check out Robin's written review of the book at Reviews That Burn. Find all our links on our LinkTree. Music provided by HeartBeatArt and is used with permission. 

This fortnight we bring you our discussion of "Hork Bajir Chronicles", our highlight episode from the "Animorphs" series by K. A. Applegate. *Book TW for viral outbreak and quarantine. Topic 1: Sensory Overload. Begins at (1:30), CW for discussion of narcissism. Topic 2: Massacre. Begins at (20:00), CW for loss of family members, death. Topic 3: Betrayal. Begins at (34:30), CW for betrayal, lying, gaslighting, controlling behavior. Spoiler-free recap and ratings: Begins at (49:15). --- If you'd like to make a monthly donation, please check us out on Patreon (https://www.patreon.com/booksthatburn). Music provided by HeartBeatArt and is used with permission. 

Book 39: The HiddenIn this episode:The council is divided on the existence of the buffa-humanSeagull ex machinaHow good was this plan to drop an anvil on the helicopter? (Spoiler: it was not even a little bit good)The rules for giving someone the morphing powerDo simpler minds morph via alternate mechanisms?Buffa-human did nothing wrongHow much technological empowerment do you have to give a buffalo before it has the rights of a human?Buffa-human as a Turing testThe wonder of the buffa-andaliteThe Animorphs' strategy in this book is so bad. It's just SO bad.They must be running out of Hork-Bajir by nowWhy doesn't Erek just eat the escafil deviceDon't worry, Gray, there are still good books left

You're it! You're the ultimate, you! This week, we talk Book #50: The Ultimate, and we discuss what would be in a Hork-Bajir constitution (hint: It's only for Hork-Bajir to know) Highlights: Ellimist tit-for-tats Crayak, Balling is War, the Yeerks are Bad Guys

Finally, we have read a book from the regular, normal, Animorphs series. And it's a doozy. Join us this week as we discuss Book #41: The Familiar on The Dork-Bajir Chronicles! Talking points include: Business casual Hork-Bajir, so many purple suits, the wild world of psychological sci-fi, and ten long years.

Would you believe that there are aliens more aloof than Andalites? Yeah, we know it's hard to fathom. But our plucky heroes have found them. And a genocidal Andalite War-Prince. And maybe even love in a hopeless place.

Two things that we never thought would happen finally do: we meet a female Andalite, and we solve the Yeerk invasion problem. All this, and we get philosophical (but keep it Platonic).

Like Part 1, but with 50% more “guerilla sounds like gorilla” jokes, guaranteed.

Children handle first contact, we get some morph lore, and the abs go all the way up in this one.

Kaycie and Alex are back with special guest Joy to casually discuss the Animorphs. On this mission Kaycie loses respect for Andalites, Joy weaponizes Chinese finger traps, and Alex sympathizes with the Yeerks, again. Join us each month on the first and the fifteenth for new episodes of Animorphs Anonymous

Kaycie and Alex are back with special guest Joy to casually discuss the Animorphs. On this mission Kaycie makes the greatest jokes, Alex kind of cheers for the Yeerks, and Joy brings us the most logic and reason we have ever had on this podcast.  Join us each month on the first and the fifteenth for new episodes of Animorphs Anonymous.

If you expected the Kafka jokes last episode to be followed up with Camus this time, well...sorry, we dropped the ball. But join us to learn about what malls are, Hork-Bajir linguistics, and how to guarantee that you’ll never have fast food or fast-casual restaurants as sponsors.

Kaycie and Alex are back to casually discuss the Animorphs. On this mission Kaycie cries about Tobias, Alex cries about K.A Applegate, and we both cry over Hork-Bajir. Join us each month on the first and the fifteenth for new episodes of Animorphs Anonymous.

Okay. Rachel and the other Animorphs have finally found the new entrance to the Yeerk pool. They've even figured out a way to sneak in. The infamous roach morph. But they didn't count on roaches being a Taxxon delicacy. This time escape doesn't look so good. And then everything stops. Everything. The  Taxxon, the human-controllers, the Hork-Bajir. Time. Now Rachel, Cassie, Marco, Jake, Tobias, and Ax are in for their wildest trip ever. They're going to get the chance to decide whether they want to stay on Earth and fight the Yeerks. Or go to another planet. And the guy giving them the choice says he can save them. Now all they have to do is make the choice... -- Audiomorphs is an Animorphs podcast which is actually not so much a podcast as a bootleg audiobook. Releases every Friday.

Megan & Carey read Animorphs 47: The Resistance! Jake sure does have a great-great-grunkle who fought in the Union army in the civil war, huh. He sure does read a journal all about it interspersed with the present-day action in this book, huh. We talk through and about that storyline and its pitfalls in the first ~25 minutes of the ep, and then devote the rest to our sad, sad present-day teens, who are desperately fighting alongside the free Hork-Bajir to protect their valley from a full Yeerk assault. It goes about as well as you'd think. BUT! Don't lose hope! There's still time for a camping trip and an engineering adventure! Well... Sort of. Intro music is a clip from "All of Us"(freemusicarchive.org/music/Eric_Ski…04_-_all_of_us) and outro music is a clip from "We Are The Resistors" (freemusicarchive.org/music/Eric_Ski…_the_resistors)
both are by Eric Skiff(freemusicarchive.org/music/Eric_Skiff/), available under CC BY 3.0. (creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/#)

It's Hork-Bajirisode #1!  In which we learn some upsetting things about Andalites, the Hork-Bajir are very chill, and at least the grass tastes fine.   Read along with us!The Hork-Bajir Chronicles: http://amzn.to/2EJponIBook 20: http://amzn.to/2EHAxrD

Jump into an alien invasion this week on Fanimorphs: The Dork-Bajir Chronicles when we talk about The Hork-Bajir Chronicles! We talk everything from Visser Three’s relatability to Dak Hamee’s eight-pack abs to Hork-Bajir teeth. Join us for our first pre-Animorphs adventure! We’re also joined this week by our friend Andrew, curator and memelord of Vissermeme fame! You can find more of his stuff on Tumblr at vissermeme.tumblr.com, on Twitter as @visserfuckin3, and on Instagram as @yeerkfilth.

We’re once again joined by a gaggle of moths for our Live from the Gardens about Animorphs #13: The Change! He brings the smart as we go over some trivia about raccoons and settle in for a pleasant listening experience as the moths read us a story about the rainforest and what it might be like for Hork-Bajir on their planet. Get ready for some deep dives into raccoon facts like why do raccoons wash their food? How can they climb down trees headfirst? Why are they so damn cute? All this and more on this week’s Live from the Gardens! You can find the full text that the moths were reading from at http://ngm.nationalgeographic.com/ngm/0509/feature5/ You can also find the aforementioned moths on Twitter at https://twitter.com/archaevist

We’re joined this week by a genuine character: moths! That’s right, a bunch of moths chime in this week for our discussion of Animorphs #13: The Change, the Tobias book where he gets his morphing powers back! We talk about just about everything this episode, from deep-seated gender role metaphors to Hork-Bajir genitalia to all sort of other delicious tidbits. Mikael tries to ship Rachel and Marco again and everyone hates him for it, as usual. You can find the aforementioned moths on Twitter at https://twitter.com/archaevist

Luna and Blair can't tell you who they are. Or even where they live. What they can tell you, though, is that Hork Bajir shouldn't know what a wife is. Also, Tobias can morph again! Welcome to The Change! In addition to The Change, we discuss A Low Edit Episode, A Diattribe On Kapplegate's Shipping, Shonen Talk, Alien Genders, Animorph Get Facebook, Tobias' Aging, Dickshit McFart's Prestigious Student Award, and Sundae Headcanons. Sorry about the rough audio this week, Luna was sick as a dog and didn't really have the energy for the high quality edit you can expect. She'll be better next time!Referenced media: Interior cover All-Blacks' HakaKakapo Support us on Patreon!

Megan and Carey puzzle out what the prophecy in book 34 The Prophecy is?? Join us in our metaphorical audio clubhouse where we talk about: Chee imposter requests, holding your friends in your mouth, mystical space magic, Aldrea not appreciating Cassie, alien planet morph marathons, What's an Arn look like?, Aldrea FINALLY appreciating Cassie and Toby the Hork-Bajir being a perfect angel child. Intro music is a clip from "All of Us"(freemusicarchive.org/music/Eric_Ski…04_-_all_of_us) outro music is a clip from "We Are The Resistors" (freemusicarchive.org/music/Eric_Ski…_the_resistors) both are by Eric Skiff(freemusicarchive.org/music/Eric_Skiff/), available under CC BY 3.0. (creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/#)

Megan and Carey read the Hork-Bajir Chronicles with special guest Natalie Riess! (@snarlbear, www.snarlbear.com) Turns out the Hork-Bajir's last stand against the yeerks is not a fun time?? Lots of war crimes?? but: Alien kisses (but less alien kisses than we remembered), mention of andalites having cloud-makers, our fave villian is like super bad news (but in not like a fun way), Dak Hamee is different (In a tragic way to be honest) and Aldrea kills a jubba-jubba. (If you want to skip our recap, our conversation with Natalie starts about 40 mins in!) Intro and interstitial music is a clip from "All of Us"(freemusicarchive.org/music/Eric_Ski…04_-_all_of_us) and outro music is a clip from "We Are The Resistors" (freemusicarchive.org/music/Eric_Ski…_the_resistors) both are by Eric Skiff(freemusicarchive.org/music/Eric_Skiff/), available under CC BY 3.0. (creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/#)

Comedian, monologist & podcaster MARY BETH SMITH keeps her cool cool cool when we chat Animorphs, street harrassment, Roller Derby justice & how she met her beau.   SHOW NOTES: 0:00 Intro 0:40 MBS has had a crappy day but is staying positive. "It's just been a haberdashery of coolness in the past two-four hours for MBS" 6:00 A South Carolinian woman claims she saw a Lizard Man.  10:20 MBS explains why it is important to be a well-rounded person and how she brought her dad around on certain topics. She talks about her own transformation in high school. "These books are so absurd...and I could not love them more." 24:00 She is re-reading the Animorphs books, which she breaks down in excruciating detail. Sammy doesn't understand the following words: Yeerks, Andalites, Hork-Bajir, Taxxons, Visser Three, Smorkblaks, nothlit. "This was another time where I almost said something and I fucking should have...and I'm mad that I didn't!" 36:30 A Roller Derby girl, Ida B. ChoAzz, thwarted a mugging attempt. Sammy seizes his opportunity to work MBS up about street harassers. 47:00 An 80-year old man smoked a pipe while waiting for a rescue from his sinking car. "That second date was just like, 'Oh, yeah, this is gonna be a thing.'" 49:45 MBS recounts how she met and started dating her boyfriend Eric. 1:02:45 Outro