Podcasts about andalites

Wer're finally talking about Hork-Bajir Chronicles! Aldrea the Andalite meets Dak the Hork-Bajir. Tobias takes the day off. Seerow screws everything up. Sure, this book has valley depths concealed by a strange, blue fog, but is there anything more mysterious in this novel than Aldrea's mother being born without a name? Why has no one told us about cloud artists before now? Is there anything more gross than how the Andalites talk about intelligence? And how did Miranda and Chris just realize that they went through the whole of Megamorphs #2 without referencing Land Before Time even once?! Support the showSupport us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/anidorks@anidorkspod on twitter! Send questions to anidorkspod@gmail.comHey! For real though: Leave us a 5 star review and we'll read it on the air! New episodes every Wednesday!!!

Book 18 concludes with the reveal of the City of Worms (!!!) and a journey to a Bright Hole. Ax laughs. Do rebellious Andalites ever run away to join the Andalites circus? Should we explore the human instinct to slap a mosquito as a solution to waking coma patients? What is Andalite art like? What are the implications of how Z-space is deployed in this book? If the Andalites have Z-space tech, why the hell are they taking so long? And in the alternate timeline where the Andalites successfully land on earth, how do they handle interacting with humans?Support the showSupport us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/anidorks@anidorkspod on twitter! Send questions to anidorkspod@gmail.comHey! For real though: Leave us a 5 star review and we'll read it on the air! New episodes every Wednesday!!!

We watch Animorphs Season 1, Episode 12: "The Stranger". In this episode, Rachel talks out loud to herself. We discuss the importance of music, fully lit Andalites, and the lethality of tiny nets. Support our Patreon to receive "The Yeerky Boys Chronicles" weekly bonus episodes: http://patreon.com/theyeerkyboys E-mail us: TheYeerkyBoys@gmail.com Follow us: @Dogtimes on Bluesky, @Quence on Bluesky, www.JonathanEstis.com

We watch Animorphs Season 1, Episode 7: "The Escape". In this episode, everyone morphs into ferrets. We discuss Animorphs themed Thanksgiving dishes, cheeseburgers without cheese, and whether or not Andalites know what throwing is. Support our Patreon to receive "The Yeerky Boys Chronicles" weekly bonus episodes: http://patreon.com/theyeerkyboys E-mail us: TheYeerkyBoys@gmail.com Follow us: @Dogtimes on Bluesky, @Quence on Bluesky, www.JonathanEstis.com

We would recommend not making a drinking game of taking a shot every time we say "wtf is going on?!" You would die. Seriously.Theme music by Benedict Kupstas of Field Guides, graphics and logo by Turning Pages Designs.You can always email us at circleyeerk@gmail.com and find us on Instagram @circleyeerk.

How in the hell is Tobias gonna love somebody else if he can't love this slightly younger version of himself? We finish Book 13.Why do none of the Animorphs ever morph into Ax to disguise themselves as Andalites? Why does Tobias speak like a prospector from the 1800s? And will one of you cowards please just give him a hug? Tobias is our special boy!! Support the Show.Support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/anidorks@anidorkspod on twitter! Send questions to anidorkspod@gmail.comHey! For real though: Leave us a 5 star review and we'll read it on the air! New episodes every Wednesday!!!

NOTE: We're now uploading every other Friday. We are back in the world of K.A. Applegate with The Arrival and The Hidden. Ax finds love? Andalites come to help? The Helmacrons morphing device might doom the Animorphs? Are there these many questions? Possibly! Come on in and find out! Special thanks to JM Gibson (Twitter @jeanmariegibson) for editing, JenIsOnline for the intro vocals and GabiNebula for help with the intro! Amelia WTF Is This: https://www.instagram.com/aswaydpod/ MERCH STUFF: https://aswayd.myspreadshop.com Buddha by Kontekst https://soundcloud.com/kontekstmusic Creative Commons — Attribution 3.0 Unported— CC BY 3.0 http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ Music promoted by Audio Library https://youtu.be/b6jK2t3lcRs

The Hork-Bajir and Andalites regroup and find out crucial information.   Dungeons and Dracon Beams is an Animorph's Dungeons and Dragons 5th Edition adventure with an entirely different team of Animorph's in an alternate homebrewed world.  What would happen if the events of the Yeerk invasion played out differently? The players will shape their own story, in their own city, fighting their own war. Will they make the change? Join Savannah, Kamren, Dylan, Zac, and Aximili as they gain the power to turn into any animal they can touch and go claw to host body with the Yeerk Empire. New chapters of D&DB will stream every other Sunday at twitch.tv/seezydrop with VODs and a podcast released the following week on Youtube. Join us and catch all the action and drama live! If you would like to support us and get extra content and a bunch of other perks, you can join our The Dungeons and Dracon Beams Patreon! The 5$ tier gets you exclusive episodes! If you already have a morph suit, but need some walking around gear, we've got you covered! Head to the revamped DnDB Merch Shop to show off your favorite podcast! Cast Keffa - Jenna - @Jennachil Sanillion - Alex - @AlexandBirds Ilira - Kaycie - @kayciedoom Yall Zall - Tim - @remobware Ech - Emily - @aSwanNamedEmily Pik - Nate - @SplintersmithNC GM - Austin - @DNDBPOD Music Smooth Waters by Sergii Pavkin from Pixabay

The Hork-Bajir and Andalites face off against the Lerdethak tree monster from Father Deep! Dungeons and Dracon Beams is an Animorph's Dungeons and Dragons 5th Edition adventure with an entirely different team of Animorph's in an alternate homebrewed world.  What would happen if the events of the Yeerk invasion played out differently? The players will shape their own story, in their own city, fighting their own war. Will they make the change? Join Savannah, Kamren, Dylan, Zac, and Aximili as they gain the power to turn into any animal they can touch and go claw to host body with the Yeerk Empire. New chapters of D&DB will stream every other Sunday at twitch.tv/seezydrop with VODs and a podcast released the following week on Youtube. Join us and catch all the action and drama live! If you would like to support us and get extra content and a bunch of other perks, you can join our The Dungeons and Dracon Beams Patreon! The 5$ tier gets you exclusive episodes! If you already have a morph suit, but need some walking around gear, we've got you covered! Head to the revamped DnDB Merch Shop to show off your favorite podcast! Cast Keffa - Jenna - @Jennachil Sanillion - Alex - @AlexandBirds Ilira - Kaycie - @kayciedoom Yall Zall - Tim - @remobware Ech - Emily - @aSwanNamedEmily GM - Austin - @DNDBPOD Music Smooth Waters by Sergii Pavkin from Pixabay

We finally finished the Andalite Chronicles! In this supersized episode, Elfangor goes to college, Loren ages rapidly to a narratively convenient age, and we finally learn the extraordinary origin of a beloved character: Hedrick Chapman!! If the Yeerk invasion is just starting in the 80s, why isn't it further along in the main series books? Who is this cosmic force of evil that the Ellimist reveals to Elfangor just before returning him to the Andalites? And what exactly is Elfangor implying when he claims to have found ways of absorbing several DNA patterns in order to create his human morph? Is he having lots of casual sex? Did he just enroll in a square-dancing class?Support the showSupport us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/anidorks@anidorkspod on twitter! Send questions to anidorkspod@gmail.comHey! For real though: Leave us a 5 star review and we'll read it on the air! New episodes every Wednesday!!!

The Andalites on the Hork-Bajir homeworld continue with their duties while Keffa, Yall, Ech, and Mytaya relax. Dungeons and Dracon Beams is an Animorph's Dungeons and Dragons 5th Edition adventure with an entirely different team of Animorph's in an alternate homebrewed world.  What would happen if the events of the Yeerk invasion played out differently? The players will shape their own story, in their own city, fighting their own war. Will they make the change? Join Savannah, Kamren, Dylan, Zac, and Aximili as they gain the power to turn into any animal they can touch and go claw to host body with the Yeerk Empire. New chapters of D&DB will stream every other Sunday at twitch.tv/seezydrop with VODs and a podcast released the following week on Youtube. Join us and catch all the action and drama live! If you would like to support us and get extra content and a bunch of other perks, you can join our The Dungeons and Dracon Beams Patreon! The 5$ tier gets you exclusive episodes! If you already have a morph suit, but need some walking around gear, we've got you covered! Head to the revamped DnDB Merch Shop to show off your favorite podcast! Cast Dylan/Keffa - Jenna - @Jennachil Savannah/Sanillion - Alex - @AlexandBirds Zac - Nate - @SplintersmithNC Ilira - Kaycie - @kayciedoom Yall Zall - Tim - @remobware Ech - Emily - @aSwanNamedEmily GM - Austin - @DNDBPOD Music Smooth Waters by Sergii Pavkin from Pixabay

Sanillion and Ilira embark on their new assignment. The Hork-Bajir make new discoveries. Dungeons and Dracon Beams is an Animorph's Dungeons and Dragons 5th Edition adventure with an entirely different team of Animorph's in an alternate homebrewed world.  What would happen if the events of the Yeerk invasion played out differently? The players will shape their own story, in their own city, fighting their own war. Will they make the change? Join Savannah, Kamren, Dylan, Zac, and Aximili as they gain the power to turn into any animal they can touch and go claw to host body with the Yeerk Empire. New chapters of D&DB will stream every other Sunday at twitch.tv/seezydrop with VODs and a podcast released the following week on Youtube. Join us and catch all the action and drama live! If you would like to support us and get extra content and a bunch of other perks, you can join our The Dungeons and Dracon Beams Patreon! The 5$ tier gets you exclusive episodes! If you already have a morph suit, but need some walking around gear, we've got you covered! Head to the revamped DnDB Merch Shop to show off your favorite podcast! Cast Dylan/Keffa - Jenna - @Jennachil Savannah/Sanillion - Alex - @AlexandBirds Zac - Nate - @SplintersmithNC Ilira - Kaycie - @kayciedoom Yall Zall - Tim - @remobware Ech - Emily - @aSwanNamedEmily GM - Austin - @DNDBPOD Music Smooth Waters by Sergii Pavkin from Pixabay

Brent Naylor lucked out with some primo prompts: parasite DnD mystery Then he immediately destroyed the format of this show by perfectly nailing a pitch for a hidden role game where you have to identify the social parasite in a DnD group! Thankfully these fools are pros at bullshitting, and they develop a game where you train yourself to detect AI but figuring out who on a video call isn't a real human. Learn the REAL TRUTH about Andalites at AndaliteTruth.org, listen to Fandalites, a fully complete Animorphs fancast, and watch Corprorate on Comedy Central here. Thank you for listening to Big Game Hunger! Email us at BigGameHungerPod@gmail.com. Support this show, and submit your OWN random prompts, by subscribing at Patreon.com/TheJenna Big Game Hunger is part of the Multitude Collective of podcasts. Edited and mixed by the talented Mischa Stanton, and created and hosted by Jenna Stoeber.

We dig into Andalite bigotry, their general condescension towards the rest of the universe, and wonder when we'll finally meet a character critical of the Andalites who isn't an asshole. Is it possible that we like Chapman better once he's Yeerked? Will Alloran's wife be detectable by Taxxon scanners? Did Arbron and Elfangor make out?  Support the showSupport us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/anidorks@anidorkspod on twitter! Send questions to anidorkspod@gmail.comHey! For real though: Leave us a 5 star review and we'll read it on the air! New episodes every Wednesday!!!

Andalite Chronicles might seem like an indie meet-cute about Elfangor and Loren, but maybe it's actually about Elfangor meeting Alloran. Are Loren and Chapman prisoners of the Andalites, or just unhappy guests? Can an Andalite harmonize with themself through their four hooves? Would anyone watch Chris' Cheers-in-space sitcom Docking Bay 7?Support the showSupport us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/anidorks@anidorkspod on twitter! Send questions to anidorkspod@gmail.comHey! For real though: Leave us a 5 star review and we'll read it on the air! New episodes every Wednesday!!!

We are finally reading The Andalite Chronicles and we can't stop talking about it!! Is this the first necessary prologue we've read in the series? Did Loren frolic in a Dome Ship with Elfangor so Natalie Portman could change Zach Braff's life in Garden State? If you keep a Time Matrix on a Time Ship, do you park the Time Ship in a Time Garage? And if Andalites don't have taste, why the hell are there so many flavors of grass?Support the showSupport us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/anidorks@anidorkspod on twitter! Send questions to anidorkspod@gmail.comHey! For real though: Leave us a 5 star review and we'll read it on the air! New episodes every Wednesday!!!

Book 8!! Part 3!!! Varieties of shaft. Andalite centipedes are harder to choreograph than human centipedes. Chris discovers Andalites are dads all the way down. Eddy erases some straights. Miranda can see clearly now Derain is gone. Our friend Gary, my buddy Derane. Andalite math to the rescue. The killer and the killee. Princeless. Our first no-fours moment. This is a pro-Gedd podcast.@anidorkspod on twitter! Send questions to anidorkspod@gmail.com.New episodes every Wednesday!!!Hey! For real though: Leave us a 5 star review and we'll read it on the air!Support the show

Yeerks, Andalites, bat-hawks, and brain slugs: join us as we explore the strange, dark world of the classic YA sci-fi series Animorphs!

Book 8!! Part One!!! (Chapters 1-7) The effing Alien!!! Elfangor's creepy van. Zoomin' in those pods. Why don't the Yeerks just try to steal one of the Andalites' morphing cube? Don't be birb! Save the whales! Slug burnin'! First we caffeinate the boy, now we dress the boy. What would Elfangor do? Ax-similation. Andalites watch MTV.@anidorkspod on twitter! Send questions to anidorkspod@gmail.com.New episodes every Wednesday!!!Hey! For real though: Leave us a 5 star review and we'll read it on the air!Support the show

Episode: 67 Chapter 1 of the DCU has been revealed and there are too many Batmans around. Critter and I unearthed a relic of a show "Animorphs". And "Velma" is disappointing while "How I Met Your Father" is slowly returning. I hope you enjoy the podcast and if you didn't already please subscribe! Twitter: https://twitter.com/BottomBarry Amazon Music: https://music.amazon.com/podcasts/0317d2a6-fa8a-4cca-9e86-d197fcf4aae7/coffee-break

As the fireworks boom in air, our favorite idiot teenagers deal with the issues at hand. Yeerks, Hork-Bajir, and Andalites! Oh my!   Cast Dylan - Jenna - @Jennachil Savannah - Alex - @AlexandBirds Zac - Nate - @SplintersmithNC GM - Austin - @DNDBPOD   Music Phantom by Vitaliy Levkin from Pixabay Let the Mystery Unfold by Geoffharvey from Pixabay Long Note Two Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ Funky Boxstep Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ Prelude and Action Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Book 5!!! Part 1! (Chapters 1-8)Marco the adorable rascal battles bandits with bedazzled blades!! Sub tops, dom bottoms, and power tumblers; oh my! Andalites dying of wounds. Eddy wonders aloud if it's appropriate to ride an Andalite whilst trying to get Chris to admit their NON-EXISTENT DESIRE to do so; they were simply fearing further admonishment from r/Animorphs!!! Miranda's concern: where do you put your hands?? Hork-Bajir and Taxxon: the two genders. Do Andalites possess a special “Clothes Bladder”?? Our first “all twos” moment! Ax grows a weird mouth. The highest form of wuv. Crowds are just claustrophobic packs of meat sacks. Caffeinate the boy!!! The many uses of the human mouth (or “my new favorite listicle”). The Andalite language shouldn't have sounds. Don't knock our fleers!! Mall cops with guns. If lobsters could cry.@anidorkspod on twitter! Send questions to anidorkspod@gmail.com.New episodes every Wednesday!!!Leave us a 5 star review and we'll read it on the air!

This book is narrated by Ax and is the oh so lovely mosquito book. The Animorphs discover a Yeerk plot to try and infest a high ranking secret service officer, so they move to intercept - but soon find themselves somewhere they absolutely did not expect to possibly be. Talking points include: diving into the Ax / Cinnabon scene, questioning if Andalites actually acquire morphs from their homeworld, and the logic behind the Yeerks yeeting a human they want to control with a car.Twitter: @MiddleMorphEmail: MiddleMorph@gmail.comWe acquired the DNA for our morphs from these awesome photographers: Dirk van Wolferen, Marc-Olivier Jodoin, and Billy Huynh via unsplash.comOutro Music is "Rat Catcher" by Eaters: https://freemusicarchive.org/music/eaters

We are finishing up Book 14, a Cassie book. We left off with the Animorphs heading to the race track to get more horse morphs so they can investigate why the Yeerks are interested in the Zone 91 military base, and then shenanigans ensue. So many shenanigans Talking points include: space toilets, how Andalites go to the bathroom, and how The Gardens is not Disneyland, not at all. Stop asking.Twitter: @MiddleMorphEmail: MiddleMorph@gmail.comWe acquired the DNA for our morphs from these awesome photographers: Dirk van Wolferen, Marc-Olivier Jodoin, and Billy Huynh via unsplash.comOutro Music is "Rat Catcher" by Eaters: https://freemusicarchive.org/music/eaters

The battle for the Hork Bajir Homeworld is getting started. As Dak learns the truth about his species, can he continue to trust Aldrea to fight for them? Talking points include: The progress Dak has made, the scariest monsters from Father Deep; the complex relationship between Andalites, Yeerks, and Hork Bajir.Twitter: @MiddleMorphEmail: MiddleMorph@gmail.comWe acquired the DNA for our morphs from these awesome photographers: Dirk van Wolferen, Marc-Olivier Jodoin, and Billy Huynh via unsplash.comOutro Music is "Rat Catcher" by Eaters: https://freemusicarchive.org/music/eaters

After a disastrous attempt to reach out to the Yeerks, the Andalites have unwittingly released a race of parasitic slugs on the galaxy. After being banished to a backwater planet, the daughter of Seerow must rebuild her life by making an unlikely friend. Talking points include:  Exactly when the Yeerk war started; not being like the other girls; and imperialism, kindness, and hypocrisy. And lots of musical interludes. Twitter: @MiddleMorphEmail: MiddleMorph@gmail.comWe acquired the DNA for our morphs from these awesome photographers: Dirk van Wolferen, Marc-Olivier Jodoin, and Billy Huynh via unsplash.comOutro Music is "Rat Catcher" by Eaters: https://freemusicarchive.org/music/eaters

Chelsea is a schoolteacher and it shows. Hannah majored in Political Science and minored in History. We both had A LOT to say about Imperialism and Animorphs!Topics include: The Irish diaspora and Potato Famine, the Hong Kong and Panama 99-year treaties, the Spanish-American War, the Lewis and Clark Expedition, one-child policies, third-culture children, white saviorism, 9/11 and the War on Terror, women's history in STEM, and the Native American Genocide (with a strange amount of focus on the Pennacook tribe). Also, it is now headcanon that COVID is an Andalite STI. READ "WITCH CHILD" AND "SORCERESS BY CELIA REES. YOU WILL NOT REGRET IT.The dog picture described at 1:05: https://twitter.com/animorphuckery/status/1485051648061763584?s=20Resources:Outline of American Imperialism: The Territorial Expansion of the United States by Adam Burns (https://journals.openedition.org/ejas/12432) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QfsfoFqsFk4 Introduction to the Age of Empire (https://www.khanacademy.org/humanities/us-history/rise-to-world-power/age-of-empire/a/intro-to-age-of-empire)“Who Built the Panama Canal? with Professor Kaysha Corinealdi” from Getting Curious with Jonathan Van Ness

Welcome back, Literary Slummers, to another Morph Monday episode of Shelf Aware! This week, we're covering the last of the Ax POVs. Is this a book about forgiveness or did the Bandalites let Cassie off too easily? Cassie isn't alone in her little betrayal, though, because we learn Ax has been talking to the Andalites on the side, and they kinda want to blow Earth up. Join us next week for our yearly tradition of reading a book based off Anna's least favorite Christmas song. Yay. Twitter: @shelfawarecast, @amdeebee, @emnoteliza Instagram: @shelfawarecast Email: shelfawarecast @ gmail

Marco has gotten back in touch with an old friend who isn't who he appears to be… Talking points include: Marco's apparently terrible haircut, more random dog facts, and whether or not Andalites have androids of themselves.Twitter: @MiddleMorphEmail: MiddleMorph@gmail.comWe acquired the DNA for our morphs from these awesome photographers: Dirk van Wolferen, Marc-Olivier Jodoin, and Billy Huynh via unsplash.comOutro Music is "Rat Catcher" by Eaters: https://freemusicarchive.org/music/eaters

Honestly the Andalites need to stop coming up with plans

This week we morph into a popular "children's" book series turned not-so-popular TV show, Animorphs. And while teenagers morphing into animals is neat, we wanted to crack open the fascinating alien races of the mouthless, hoof feeders and brain huggers - better known as the Andalites and the Yeerks. Why do slugs gain sentience? What function does a scythe tail serve? And is there truly a better actor than Shawn Ashmore? TIME POINTS 00:00:42- Introduction and News 00:07:39- Movie Discussions 00:23:44- Movie Science 01:25:21- Final Thoughts and Sign Off

In their longest episode yet, Brynne and Jennie read through The Departure, and discuss Yeerks, Andalites, and humans. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/animorphs-book-club/message

This speak: During a botched mission, Andalite Aristh Aximili (and the Animorphs!) are unexpectedly aided by extra Andalites! Aximili is enthralled with the alluring Estrid, but his Animorph allies are only certainly skeptical. Aximili of course entertains his Andalite allies and adds his aid to their conspicuous cause. When the arguing Animorphs find themselves falling apart, it's up to Aximili to crack the code on his brave brethren's bold cold assassination attempt: their terrible target, the dreadly (amiright?) and deadly Andalite V-3! Is it Aximili's hour of power and glory? Or will it be downfalls and death and the end of the Animorph's story? Find out! In our review of Animorphs #38: The Arrival! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/thoughtspeakcast/support

In this episode we're talking about how terrible the Animorphs TV show is, an announcement for next week's special episode, we try out our Hork-Bajir accents, getting sexist about female Hork-Bajir, the political beef between Andalites and Hork-Bajir, the "something else" that's in Tobias, how to tell a male Hork-Bajir from a female Hork-Bajir, and how Tobias gets his groove back! All that and more in our review of Animorphs book 13, "The Change." --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/thoughtspeakcast/support

This speak: the subtle differences between the hard & soft covers, Coleman's beef with the Hork-Bajir design, how with equal parts science and Ellimist anything is possible, how the Yeerks are like ISIS, how the Hork-Bajir homeworld doesn't have a proper name, but even if it did it would probably be something stupid, Aldrea's unlikely morphing ability, Tribe Trees and Father Deep, a Rick & Morty reference, several Star Wars references, Aldrea's poor brother Barafin and his bunk habits, why you should not be like the Arn, why the Arn are unbelievable dicks, an unlikely army of mind-controlled monsters, the Andalites continue to disappoint and suck at war, yet another interracial relationship in sci-fi, and the new Hork-Bajir seer means shits about to go down! All that and more in our review of Animorphs: The Hork-Bajir Chronicles. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/thoughtspeakcast/support

Welcome back, Literary Slummers, to another Morph Monday episode of Shelf Aware! This week, we've got a Marco POV that provides further evidence of the assholeish nature of the Andalites, and finally, someone becomes a bee. Also, what an UNFORTUNATE choice in titles. Yikes. Join us next week for the first book in Em's new unit on The Great American Novel! A very special thank you to Ben Cope for our theme song! Check out his YouTube channel: youtube.com/fretwiz. Twitter: @shelfawarecast, @amdeebee, @emnoteliza Instagram: @shelfawarecast Email: shelfawarecast @ gmail

*Warning* Listen to Megamorphs #1 first! Our favorite adolescent alien takes center stage this week, as David brings Animorphs #8, the first book from Ax's perspective! Find out what secrets Andalites might have, as well as a healthy amount of alien vocabulary. Most of all, find out who your true shorms are in this crazy universe.

As the war between the Animorphs and Yeerks comes to a head, we imagine what the kids' post-war lives look like: will Cassie and Jake stick together? Will Rachel and Tobias become international spies? Will Ax stay on Earth or rejoin the Andalites? Will Marco...actually, we're pretty sure he'll be fine.

Animorphs #44 (The Unexpected)In this episode:*Returning guest host Rena!*Cassie’s greatest hits*The green light freeze-tag ray*Yeerk technology woes*Cassie’s ethical standards*What does it mean to be a risk-taker?*Travel to distant locations, meet people who tell you what you need to hear*The treatment of the Australian aboriginals*Rena’s amazing Australian accent*Eating bugs*Cassie takes “boomerang lessons”*Andalites are not marsupials*A geography lesson*The Chee are still useless*Funny moments*Cassie’s ending arc*90s/00s moments

Mailbag #3In this episode:-Jenny, Ted, and Gray discuss questions and comments from listeners-Visser Three’s potential menagerie-The limits of Chee nonviolence-What kind of cyborgs can morph?-Genocide vs. xenocide-How would a Taxxon wear a skirt?-How do Andalites talk at parties?-The Animorphs’ different styles of manipulation-Who would the Animorphs play in a musical?-The definitive Animorphs Villain Ranking-New theories on why the Yeerks are parasites-The Council votes in favor of shipping-How did the Council of Animorphology originally meet?-How would the Council pair off in a plot-necessitated fake-dating scenario?-What would Gray's name be if she were Crayak?-Jenny and Gray imitate the Drode-Our impression of the ghostwritten books so far-The Animorphology drinking game-Gray’s Bingo card-Our updated book rankings-Call for listeners to record fake ads for animorphology

Book 40: The OtherIn this episode:- Guest host John!- Marco brings his best self to a Very Special Episode of the Animorphs- Bury Your Gay Andantes- We are desperate to identify shippy Ax/Marco moments- Subtweeting in real life- What if Ax met Alan Fangor?- Jake stands up to Andalites again- Eating cookies with your hooves- Spoilers for Jane Eyre- Marco and Rachel break Gray’s morphing rules together- The special ops team has bad plans- Marco’s canonical math ability- Aughties References- Can birds watch TV?- Post-Visser Marco and his cowboy fantasies- Marco’s canonical understanding of communism- Bees and their capabili-bees- The gender bee-nary- An important BSA- Gray changes her prediction for the endgame

This week is an absolute HONK of an episode. Here, we talk Book #51: The Absolute, and I promise you, it'll QUACK you up! Highlights: Cool Bird Acrobatics, Andalites eat grass, and other than that it was a really funny book!

Book 34: The ProphecyIn this episode:We consider that there might be some plot holes in this oneFor example, why was Toby not really a character?The Arn’s secret evil planHow has Jake and Marco’s friendship evolved?Marco is a great lieutenant in this oneAldrea’s growth or lack of same since HBCDoes Cassie have a moral obligation to let Aldrea stay in her head?This is super real science, you guysWhat if it’s really…an OT4??The ethics of species choice and species essentialismHave the morphing rules changed?Do the Andalites have an empire?Erek is totally trolling the Animorphs

Twitter: https://twitter.com/roomwherepodTwitter: https://twitter.com/ftlcastInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/roomwherepod/Website: https://roomwherepod.com/Patreon: https://roomwherepod.cash/Discord: https://discord.gg/ZjwPuRvWhat horrors does the team find lurking under Boston? The team will soon find out as the gravity of the Yeerk plan comes into focus.

We are the Andalite Bandits! A bi-weekly podcast discussing all of the Animorphs books in publication order! Join us for book eight as we give a giant "fuck you" to the Andalites. LINKS! Twitter: https://twitter.com/AndBandPodcast Email: AndaliteBandits@Gmail.com Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/AndaliteBanditsPodcast Directory: http://www.animorphspodcasts.com/shows

In this episode:HBC through the lens of post-colonial theoryWhy didn’t the Andalites build a quantum virus to infect the Yeerks?Yeerks probably had more culture onceIt turns out we have more to say about intelligenceThe Hork-Bajir home world is really coolHow big is an Andalite, really?A letter from a fifteen-year-old to his nine-year-old self

Andalites? Disguised as human? On my Earth? It's more likely than you think. This week, we meet some other refugees from the Andalite army, and learn a very important if kinda hamfisted lesson about ableism from Animorphs book 40: The Other!CW: Ableism (We rarely attach content warnings to this show, but the wildly dehumanising way this book tackles ableism warrants one)In addition to this very special after-school episode, we discuss: The Deep Wonder Yeerks Lore, We All Have Shipping Disease, Summer Wars AU, Marco Would Do OK Online, Dirtbag Leftist Marco, Love Magic, and Matt Gamecube Will Never DieReferenced media: Josie & The Pussycats Is The Greatest Film Ever Made

Hello! In this episode we puzzle out how animorphs work. Come along and find out how the antagonists, the Yeerk, take people over. And of course we discuss the Andalites. And how could we forget about the Hork-Bagir. Oh, and we also touch on humans morphing into animals, I guess that’s kind of relevant to...

Marco’s back, and he’s looking even shorter compared to the buff Andalite the gang meets in Animorphs #40: The Other! We talk bumblebees and Princely power moves this week on The Dork-Bajir Chronicles. We talk about the politics of a potentially gay couple of Andalites as well as make fun of and poke at the usual stuff! This week’s Fanimail: https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=881061712279490&id=417173502001649  Check out our Podcast Page on the Collective Legacy Podcast Network site: www.collectivelegacy.org/fanimorphs  You can find our Patreon page at www.patreon.com/dorkbajir  Our Twitter: www.twitter.com/dorkbajir Our Tumblr: https://dorkbajirchronicles.tumblr.com/  Our Facebook: www.facebook.com/dorkbajirchronicles/  Our Instagram: www.instagram.com/dorkbajirchronicles/  Thanks for listening!

In this episode:-We read the second part of The Andalite Chronicles!-There are cool Star Wars-esque space battles-How does Elfangor’s moral compass develop?-We learn more about the Andalites - including the horrible truth about what they REALLY look like-The Ellimist’s birthday cake

Join us once again as we discuss dogs, suspicious birds, Ax's BDSM tendencies, and evil Andalites. Also, newsflash: Tim really sucks at guessing things.

In this episode: *We learn more about Andalites *Teen friendships and teen romances *Race in The Animorphs *Are whales Andalites??

The kids have done it now! As we ramp up to the thrilling conclusion of The Sorcerer's Stone, we find the children in perilous danger... because of detention?! That's right, we finally enter the titular Forbidden Forest, and just like Malfoy and Neville split up from Harry, Hermione and Hagrid, we split from the conversation by talking about the Andalites from Animorphs, Dumbledore's children's crusade, and get our first listener's voice message. We also introduce a very well thought out and designed Listener House Cup competition. You can send us a voice message question as well, at magiclessmyke@gmail.com or find us on Instagram and Twitter @magiclessmyke. Make sure you include your Hogwarts House in your messages for Listener House Cup points!

Kaycie and Alex are back with special guest Joy to casually discuss the Animorphs. On this mission Kaycie loses respect for Andalites, Joy weaponizes Chinese finger traps, and Alex sympathizes with the Yeerks, again. Join us each month on the first and the fifteenth for new episodes of Animorphs Anonymous

There's something pretty weird going on in the woods behind Cassie's house. The place where Ax and Tobias call home. It seems the Yeerks have figured out one very important thing: Andalites cannot survive without a feeding ground. Visser Three knows the "Andalite bandits" don't feed where he does, so there can only be one other place. Now Cassie, Marco, Jake, Rachel, Tobias and Ax have to figure out a way to stop a bogus logging camp. Because if Visser Three finds Ax in the woods, nothing will stop him from finding the Animorphs... -- Audiomorphs is an Animorphs podcast which is actually not so much a podcast as a bootleg audiobook. Releases every Friday.

We talk wibbly-wobbly, timey-wimey stuff; where Jake fall’s on Alex’s very scientific Leaderhip Spectrum; and what kind of sports and games Andalites play.(CW: Discussion of tropical diseases from 1:10:12 to 1:15:14.)PS: Meg’s volume is a little low this week; we’re sorry for that!

We janked up the timeline by skipping books and we're getting picked off of the show one-by-one as we accidentally unborn ourselves in our attempts to go back and fix the error. Uh-oh! With The Andalite Chronicles, we're hopping all the way back to before the story even began, now with the baggage of loving these children way too much.In addition to loving Andalites so goddamn much, we discuss: Improvised Burlesque Floor Routines, Are There Literally Any Andalite Women?, Ax Would Eat A Cat, Andalite Culture Is: Being Kind Of A Dumbass, Do Andalites Purr?, Andalites Better Purr, There Are No Yeerk Civilians, and Andalite Scratching Posts

The Andalites are back in town (but not the good ones), Ax only cheats on Cinnabon a little & kissing is less pleasurable than chocolate.  All this & more on this week’s Fandalites!

Kaycie and Alex are back with special guest Jeremiah to discuss the Animorphs. On this mission Jeremiah properly doses Frontline, Alex can't tell time or direction, and Kaycie looses her mind. Twice. Join us each month on the first and the fifteenth for new episodes of Animorphs Anonymous.

Hey you guys, remember how Ancient Egypt was chock fulla white folks? No? Oh, well huh Alex Proyas, director of Gods of Egypt seems to disagree. Oh and also he made a bad movie, oops Alex! So we watched this Gods of "Egypt" movie and we fixed it up into the much much better Taramorphs, presented by Laura Linney playing Tara Reid. Its about a group of rowdy Egyptian teens who turn into animals with the help of their friends the Andalites to fight evil grey brain slugs, so it's actually Animorphs, but Tara insisted her name be in the title, so ¯_(ツ)_/¯ Also we fixed the trailers for Followers and Johnny English Strikes Again

It's Hork-Bajirisode #1!  In which we learn some upsetting things about Andalites, the Hork-Bajir are very chill, and at least the grass tastes fine.   Read along with us!The Hork-Bajir Chronicles: http://amzn.to/2EJponIBook 20: http://amzn.to/2EHAxrD

Finally, an Ax book! We dive into Animorphs #8: The Alien and find out just what is so fantastic about the cinnamon bun-zah. Get ready for a hot take on Ax’s honor rituals, his relationships with the “real” Animorphs, and his strange desire to eat anything and everything. Also, the answer to the burning question: how do Andalites eat? Warning: the answer is very stupid.

In this week's episode we find out what Andalites actually look like (hint: IT'S NOT HOW YOU THINK). Also get ready to have your minds freaked, y'all: Visser One is Marco's dead goddamned mom. Everyone hates Visser Three in this week's Fandalites! Read along with us!Book 5: http://amzn.to/2gVxQVlBook 6: http://amzn.to/2gVfmUQBook 7: http://amzn.to/2wTjz4J

The Alien is the first book narrated by Ax. In this book we learn more about Andalites than ever before. Shorm is an Andalite word that means "tail-blade." Andalites use the word shorm to mean best friend.  In this episode Francesca and Phil discuss vegan chicken salad, billionaire culture, the the Prime Directive, and why they haven't posted any bonus content.   

Comedian, monologist & podcaster MARY BETH SMITH keeps her cool cool cool when we chat Animorphs, street harrassment, Roller Derby justice & how she met her beau.   SHOW NOTES: 0:00 Intro 0:40 MBS has had a crappy day but is staying positive. "It's just been a haberdashery of coolness in the past two-four hours for MBS" 6:00 A South Carolinian woman claims she saw a Lizard Man.  10:20 MBS explains why it is important to be a well-rounded person and how she brought her dad around on certain topics. She talks about her own transformation in high school. "These books are so absurd...and I could not love them more." 24:00 She is re-reading the Animorphs books, which she breaks down in excruciating detail. Sammy doesn't understand the following words: Yeerks, Andalites, Hork-Bajir, Taxxons, Visser Three, Smorkblaks, nothlit. "This was another time where I almost said something and I fucking should have...and I'm mad that I didn't!" 36:30 A Roller Derby girl, Ida B. ChoAzz, thwarted a mugging attempt. Sammy seizes his opportunity to work MBS up about street harassers. 47:00 An 80-year old man smoked a pipe while waiting for a rescue from his sinking car. "That second date was just like, 'Oh, yeah, this is gonna be a thing.'" 49:45 MBS recounts how she met and started dating her boyfriend Eric. 1:02:45 Outro

This week Kyle, Matthew and Producer Natalie sit down with comedian Brent Schmidt to unpack the 90s love child of Scholastic and K.A. Applegate: Animorphs. And boy, is it a doozy. Brent's kind of obsessed, to say the least. He outlines the entire 54-book series (plus 10 companion novels) in painstaking detail, and everyone realizes just how fucking dark the series got as five kids struggled to save the human race in a universe populated by Andalites, Yeerks and Hork-Bajirs. Eventually they get to the main crew - Jake, Rachel, Cassie, Marco, Tobias and Ax - and Brent tells us all how it all ended. It may leave a tear in your eye.   Weekly Rads: Lay's Southern Biscuits and Gravy Potato Chips, Pools, The Fade Out by Ed Brubaker and Sean Phillips Raddendums: The Andalite Chronicles, the Hork-Bajir Chronicles, The Ellimist Chronicles, Tomorrow People, Space Cases, Hey Dude, The Secret Adventures of Alex Mack, The Mystery Files of Shelby Woo, Frozen (Dir: Adam Green), Shawn Ashmore, Cousin Skeeter, Fake Nature, soaring on thermals

All Andalite talk! Their creation, their technology, the important Andalites in the series... And some slight off-topic but still related in our own special way.