TV Cream

It's the last part of our festive trilogy of podcasts. Today, Graham dials up Chris and Ian, as they watch one final selection from a Christmas TV past. Today’s instalment includes: Wogan.

Day two sees Ian, Chris and Graham sit at the end of their various fat pipes to discuss another Christmas TV show of yore.  Today’s instalment includes: A squashed pudding, VT vs film, Audrey's randy friends and the difference between pronouns and proverbs.

BACK, BACK BACK! Chris, Graham and Ian are reunited - via [Clive James voice] the latest, cutting-edge Sinclair satellite technology! - to look at a trilogy of Christmas TV shows. There'll be one a day over the next three days.   Today’s instalment includes: Cutting oneself a sandwich, chevron chat, concerns about spending an evening at Ronnie Scott's and - yes! - a stay under an assumed name at a posh hotel.

In the spring of 2016, TV Cream sat down with Johnny Ball to talk about his 50-year career in show business. We're making the podcast available again today in the hope it might provide some cheer. In this one-off, Johnny Ball really does reveal all. Such as... How Bob Monkhouse took umbrage when he thought Johnny was stealing his gags; how Johnny's big break on The Val Doonican Show went spectacularly wrong; why he originally balked at the idea of presenting Play School; how a dreadful experience on Yorkshire TV spawned the creation of Think of a Number; the reason why the scene dock doors in BBC Bristol have a chunk cut out of them; why Play Away became a more lucrative writing gig than anything the LE department had to offer; Johnny's ill-fated sojourn to Central Television; and - and! - what went wrong on The Terry & Gaby show!

In the final episode of this run - we'll be back for Lockdown II - Steven Moffat stays in his study and watches the penultimate episode of Patrick McGoohan's The Prisoner (titled 'Once Upon a Time', which you can see here) and then tells TV Cream all about it... ...and in this bumper-length goodbye edition, he also tells us about the advice he wishes he'd followed in writing for Doctor Who, how one goes about scripting a scene in which your hero averts a war by making an angry speech, and alights upon the handful of good things that have come out of these last, strange few months. Be seeing you!

BONUS EPISODE (which won't appear on the TV Cream site)! This is the 'pilot' edition, recorded at the start of lockdown. And, in it, Jack Kibble-White stays indoors in Glasgow, watches the first episode of Phil Cool's 1985 debut comedy series, Cool It (https://bit.ly/TVCIndoors19a), and then tells TV Cream all about it.

This week, in our penultimate episode - two guests! Chris Hughes and Ian Jones - who you may have heard on TV Cream's What We Just Watched podcast - stay indoors in (respectively) Hampton Hill in TW12 and Harrow, north London, to revisit Trouble at the Top: Bucks Fizz: Making Your Mind Up. Then they tell us all about it.  And, as an extra bit of business, there's a post now on TV Cream written by Chris, Ian and Graham detailing their favourite 15 Fizz tracks!

Puzzle author, games consultant and format developer David Bodycombe stays indoors in south west London and watches a playlist which gathers together instances where quiz shows are put under stress (you can see it here: https://bit.ly/2TVCIndoors18)... and then he talks to TV Cream about it.

Jill Phythian (this is she: @redfacts) stays indoors in Walthamstow, north London, to watch the feature-length pilot episode of Manimal (which you can view over two instalments here https://bit.ly/TVCIndoors17a and https://bit.ly/TVCIndoors17b) – and then tells TV Cream about it.

Nick Abadzis - writer and illustrator of the fantastic Laika, among other things - stays indoors in New Jersey, across the Hudson River from Manhattan - to watch a 1989 episode of the Channel 4 arts series Signals, entitled The Day Comics Grew Up (which you can view at https://bit.ly/TVCIndoors16) – and then tells TV Cream about it. This episode was recorded in May 2020.   You can find out more about Nick's work at his website.

John Grindrod stays indoors at his partner's in Milton Keynes, and watches an episode of the 1992 BBC2 documentary series, Signs of the Times: That Little Bit Different (which you can view here: https://bit.ly/TVCIndoors15) - and then tells TV Cream about it.

Ingrid Oliver stays indoors in a flat in Ashford with no outside space, and watches the first episode from series four of the LWT sitcom, Me & My Girl (which you can view here: https://bit.ly/TVCIndoors14) and then tells TV Cream about it. This episode was recorded at the start of May 2020.

Roger Highfield, Science Director of the Science Museum stays indoors in Greenwich to watch episode one of the ATV children's sci-fi serial Timeslip, and then tells TV Cream all about it.

Scot Squad's Karen Bartke stays indoors in Glasgow to watch episode one of Neil Gaiman's BBC2 series Neverwhere and then tells TV Cream all about it.

Back in the 1990s, Tommy Boyd was the face of Children's ITV. During his stint, his enthusiasm for Steven Moffat's debut drama, Press Gang, was undeniable. He'd often introduce it as "the best programme on TV". But... three decades later, is he still as enthused? In this special episode, Tommy stays indoors in Chichester, West Sussex, to watch episode one of Press Gang (https://bit.ly/TVCIndoors11), and then he tells TV Cream all about it.

This time around, Bob Fischer stays indoors  in Yarm, North Yorkshire, where he listens to the 2017 Radio 3 documentary, Between the Ears: Second Side Up (https://bit.ly/TVCIndoors010). Then he tells TV Cream all about it.

This week, James Roberts stays indoors somewhere in Guernsey, and watches an episode of the 'offbeat' 1992 BBC1 drama, Virtual Murder (https://bit.ly/TVCIndoors09). Then he tells TV Cream all about it. This episode was recorded on 26 April, 2020.

Grace Knight stays indoors in Glasgow, where she watches Sapphire & Steel, Assignment 2, episode one (https://bit.ly/TVCIndoors08) - and then tells TV Cream all about it.

Tim Worthington stays indoors in Liverpool, watches the first ever episode of the Filmation cartoon series Space Sentinels (https://bit.ly/TVCIndoors07), and then tells TV Cream all about it.

This week, variety artiste Mat Ricardo stays indoors in Southend to watch an array of variety acts, assembled for him by TV Cream (https://bit.ly/TVCIndoors06) - and then he tells us all about it.

This week, double-Oscar-winning visual effects supremo Paul Franklin stays indoors in Blackheath, south-east London, to watch Part One of the 1977 Doctor Who story, 'The Invisible Enemy' (https://bit.ly/TVCIndoors05). And then, when contact has been made, he tells TV Cream all about it.

Rose Ruane stays indoors in Glasgow, where she watches the 1974 documentary Dave Allen: In Search of the Great English Eccentric (https://bit.ly/TVIndoors04), and then tells TV Cream all about it.

Miles Chapman stays indoors in Hitchin in Hertfordshire. There, he watches episode one of TV's original 'docu-soap' The Family (https://bit.ly/TVCIndoors03), and then tells TV Cream all about it.

Billy Kirkwood stays indoors in Crookedholm, Kilmarnock, to watch an episode of the 1997 Channel 4 panel show, Space Cadets (http://bit.ly/TVCIndoors02). Then he tells TV Cream all about it.

Samira Ahmed stays indoors in suburban south west London, watches an episode of The Tomorrow People (https://youtu.be/nuoxFcPyZvE - mistakenly labelled series one, episode one; it's series two episode one!), and then tells TV Cream all about it.

The third and final part of our tinselly TV-athon finds Chris selecting a vintage festive show for Ian and Graham to watch. Today's instalment includes: "It has been said, maybe I said it myself, or somebody... I've possibly read it somewhere." Merry Christmas one and all!

Day two of our Yuletide watch-and-chat-about-it, with Ian, Chris and Graham - yes all three of them - converging to look at an old bit of festive telly selected by the former. Today's instalment includes: The bitch is back!

FORMAT SHAKE-UP! In a first for the modern era of WWJW, Graham, Ian *and* Chris all sit down together to begin a trilogy of Christmas viewing, to be parceled out over three sequential days of podcasting! One show per day. Today's instalment includes: Tutting, victory pop and ill-conceived Blue Peter competition entries that don't take into account union guidelines.

Chris, Craig and Jack are back to round off your, undoubtedly over commercialised Halloween festivities, with Jack Rolfe from Howard's Way yelling "Does your mum like sea men?" Yes all earthly and unearthly matters are covered as our haunted cabal take on The Conjuring 2.  Discover in which part of London The Enfield Poltergeist took place and learn about the next supernatural literary phenomenon: AVP. THIS COMMENTARY IS RATED 'R' CREAMGUIDE(FILMS) COMMENTARIES will return...

Chris, Craig and Jack alight upon the oeuvre of Vincent Price, via the incomparable "Theater (although we insist upon spelling it "Theatre") of Blood". Come for the chat about what an excellent man Mr Price was and stay for the dissection of Antipodean cookery show, "My Kitchen Rules: Australia". THIS COMMENTARY IS RATED 'R' CREAMGUIDE(FILMS) COMMENTARIES will return next Monday with a Halloween special

After a short break Chris, Craig and Jack are back Back BACK.  And what better way to celebrate than anything other than the Cannon and Ball laff-fest that is The Boys in Blue? Hear the full unexpurgated back story behind the rise of the comically comedic duo and rejoice in the return of Creamguide (Films) commentary. We've almost forgotten how to write these billings. THIS COMMENTARY IS RATED 'R' CREAMGUIDE(FILMS) COMMENTARIES will return next week with a bloody good show.

In the last of this particular run, Ian and Chris attend a colour-coded middle-management olympiad. This instalment includes: 'Pluck'.

Chris and Graham settle down to two shows, and then talk about them. In detail. This instalment includes: Our nightly nibble on the biscuit that is Britain.

TV Cream's view-a-thing-and-then-chat-about-it podcast returns for an epic three-week residency! And in a new innovation, you can actually watch a fully animated version of this endeavour - see Ian and Graham talking! - at: https://youtu.be/67Wxwj1b3TQ This instalment includes: Judith Chalmers

REPEAT! The last in our season of re-runs, this is from July 2018, and features Ian and Graham watching the Vic and Bob-powered reboot of Randall & Hopkirk (Deceased) and an excellent episode of 40 Minutes from 1987.

REPEAT! In a 'classic' podcast from July 2018, Chris and Graham watch a Simon-The-Cult-Leader era episode of Brookside and then, for 'pud', Lloyd Grossman's Masterchef!

REPEAT! Here's a podcast that first arrived in June 2018. It features Chris and Ian watching, and then chatting about, Saturday Night Clive and then Friday People. Is Penelope Keith a Friday person?

REPEAT! In an episode that was first released in June 2018, Ian and Graham take on the challenge of Now Get Out Of That, and they travel to the stars with the opening instalment of Galloping Galaxies!

REPEAT! In an instalment from June 2018, Graham and Chris consider Pointless (s4, ep 1, from 2011, of course) and a post-imperial phase Nationwide.