Versus! Extreme!

On this special episode, Tommy takes us on a trip down memory lane and showcases some of the best introductions to the podcast!

On this very special episode, we reminisce on some of our favorite Reddit questions on the podcast!California Community Foundation: calfund.org

Dogb, Dogp, Dogc, Dogha, Dogho. It’s dogs all the way down.Donate to the CCF Wildfire Relief Fund: https://www.calfund.org/wildfire-relief-fund/Take the Audience Survey: https://forms.gle/yYrqJ537ukqmwWEM9

The boys handle the true meaning of Post Post Post Ironic Memecore and provide some hot discourse for the upcoming holidays. Also Listen close at 23:20 for a special treat!

This week we highlight one of our longest supporters, @baddiscoduck! Sulaiman As-Salaam has been sending us submissions since the early days of VSX and we want to share our love for them in this episode.APEX Museum Donation Link: apexmuseum.org/donate

Things get heated once again in the studio as Marcus insists on his bear knowledge. Will Tim and Tommy ever make him understand?

No one gave us the authority to break down the history of broadcast, yet here we are, ascribing an acronym to the term iPhone.Content warning: vomit (31:00-35:30)

The boys tackle the big questions this week: Life, existence and Goku’s place in the universe.

This week, Max and Jess are getting settled into their new home in Chicago. This is a perfect time to put the new editor, David, through the ringer. There's gonna be screaming! There's gonna be farting! There's gonna be gunsho- wait, scratch that, no guns. We give a big versus welcome to David!

While determining which parts of a rainbow the Versus team makes up, Tommy divulges the ancient secret of falcon file sharing. As expected, the boys bring their best bird impressions.

Nursing Home Pheromone, Queer Eye for the Straight Gungan, Spiced Up Vader, Plebiosaurus. What do these have in common? Boy do I wish I could tell you!

The boys have a confession to make and you may want to tune in for a little thing called "Garbage Boy"

In this special episode, Jess revisits their favorite instances of Bop, Banger, Jam! Cover Columbus: https://www.instagram.com/covercolumbus/ Resources for anti-racism: https://blacklivesmatters.carrd.co/

Tommy thinks we should change the name, so the boys spend too much time playing with acronyms!

Have you ever wondered what it would be like if the boys read your horoscope? Well wonder no longer! All that fun and more await you inside!

The boys are spinnin’ some yarns and answering some big life questions. Well, they’re kinda answering them…

The boys are really shrugging up the shoulders this week with all the best cringe content you could ask for! Just joshing but there sure are some sweaty palms in this episode!

That's right! It's finally time for our first "Best of" Episode! Buckle up for a trip down memory lane!

In this cinematic inspired episode, we learn the benefits of jumping good! The boys also imagine what it might be like to hold the tender flesh of our favorite clone Pokemon!

In this episode a superhero gets nakey and the boys play calvinball with Greek mythology. Tim learns who Mike Myers is and boy it’s a doozy!

Spring has sprung! The birds are singing, flowers are blooming, and pollen is in the air. Amidst discussion of the seasons, Marcus learns he has an aversion to transitional seasons.

Tim has some more hot takes to share, despite how much we wish they would stop. Also, listen to the boys talk about soda for just a little bit longer than you think they will!

Marcus is finally engrossing himself in the mystical lore of Harry Potter, boy wizard. In a mere four days, he has become a lore master of all things witchcraft and/or wizardry.

Tommy is back with the boys, and with some new ideas. Time to revolutionize long distance running with the most effective hydration tools possible!

Max Nolan Young joins the boys for this episode. Discussion this episode revolves around a central question: brains or brawn? Their answers may surprise you (probably won't, but they might).

To all the people meticulously keeping track of our intros, this one is for you. Also, the boys try to come up with their own children's song! Hopefully it's even fit for a child to listen to.

Marcus is back, and in a major way. It's time to end the chapter of his life filled with violence, and enter a new one of theoretical violence in the Versosphere.

Somehow Marcus is still out on the lam and his reign of terror is yet to be stopped, but even though all may seem lost, Jess has joined us to save the day. And by "save the day,' we mean ignoring the fact that Marcus refuses to stop his extreme destruction of property while he runs away from us, and recording this podcast instead.

It's Tommy and Tim putting on their lab coats this time! Let's see if they can mix a few golden bits together, or if they will just blow up the house again.

Marcus got married, Tim did it to him, and Tommy was there too. He ran away in the middle of it. Everyone say congrats!

Marcus tells the boys about the benefits of hypnotism. Even in the face of complete and utter insomnia, there is always a silver lining. In this case the silver lining is just to figure it out, but that's not really the point.

The boys reveal the magic of the podcast: it's all done in one take. Always, no cuts, no exceptions. Pretty much anyway.

Niiiiiicccceeeee!

Time moves by in the blink of an eye. Before you know it, you'll wake up one day and it will be the future and you'll be dead. Today is that day. Well, you aren't dead, but it is the future. It's a future episode, baby!

We have something to tell you. We're sorry it's taken us so long.

We've got the best minds on this one. Well, it's just the three boys. But they are putting some extra think juice in their noggins to determine what the afterlife is like in purgatory and Hell.

Versus has a formula, and the boys know it. One of them will plant a comedy seed to love and nurture, and the other two will come in and take a big dookie on it. But that's just funny, Baby!

With their goals for the new year already achieved, the boys are feeling pretty accomplished. Also, Tim is allergic to losers, and Marcus refuses to admit to his poor aim.

It's the new year, folks! And the boys have some new year resolutions that they need to accomplish. Some of them seem a little impractical, but you just have to believe in yourself.

It's the holidays! And these winter time boys are ready to celebrate with some Christmas goofs. Also, Tommy hates Christmas music so GETT'EM BOYS!

Tim hates Mountain Dew, I guess? Marcus and Tommy attempt to find a flavor profile that is just right for Tim, and everyone else.

It's time for some new bits! Marcus and Tim put on their lab coats and put some jokes in beakers for distillation.

Tim has all the juicy deets on how to capitalize on the Neopets economy. Marcus and Tommy are having absolutely none of it.

Marcus is absent, but thankfully, Max Nolan Young eagerly fills in. Tommy, Tim, and Max fills us in on Marcus's adventures while away.

The boys try their best to decipher what exactly "biggle" would be. A sandwich? A cured meat? A desert? Also: Mordecai and Rigby vs. Beavis and Butthead! Doubling Gorilla! Florida Man! Mary Poppins vs. Aslan!

Tommy proposes an interesting conundrum: F*ck, marry, kill - Rock, Paper, Scissors. Who is of the earth? Who has the best fashion sense? Who would put their pud in scissors? Also: Han and Chewy vs. Jack Sparrow! What If Zone! Vanellope Von Schweetz vs. Speed Racer! Jock & Nerd vs. Goth & Prep!

Marcus teaches us a little bit about the origins of the heart shape. Maybe we could use a new twist on it. Also: Walt and Jesse vs. Rick and Morty! Goose vs. Bikini Bottom! Shitema! Wreck-It-Ralph vs. Shrek! Twitch vs. A 6 year old! Beyonce vs. Kanye!

Marcus is getting back into fanfiction and Tim does the honors of reading an excerpt. Damn, we should write a book! Also: Seven Deadly Sins vs. Survivor! Wiggles vs. Muppets! Dark Ages Reddit vs. Dystopian Twitter!

Tommy describes a pristine utopia, but I think its just prison? Yeah, yeah. Now that I think about it, definitely prison. Also: Taco vs. Grilled Cheese! Hand or Hat! Florida Man! Spider-Men vs. Batmen!

We have all new hosts! Wait, these guys are clowns. GETT'EM OUTTA HERE! WE LIKE THE OLD CLOWNS! Also: Timmy vs. Goofy! Cat Wifi vs. Cleaning Dog! What If Zone! Yzma and Kronk vs. Banjo Kazooie! Hide Your Keys! Swimming vs. Biking! Satchel vs. Bag!

Max joins the boys for the ONE YEAR ANNIVERSARY! Wait, when did we get a studio audience? Also: Goose vs. Dipper Pines! Mike Wazowski vs. Beholder! John Wick vs. Rambo! Angelica vs. Tommy! Beyblade vs. Bionicle! Bowser vs. Eggman! Goku vs. Superman!