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A dead alpaca. A trail of small white lies. A stoned Rottweiler. A beer can model. A political rally to make America tall again. Just another day in the life of Corinne Kaplan.

Introducing a new segment: This Week In Thirst, where Max and Corinne review the desperate, undignified behavior that former Survivor contestants resort to for attention and/or money. Plus, the stalker becomes the stalked: Corinne has a secret admirer.

It's a Doodie Chron-Vom Chron crossover episode as Corinne goes down with a wicked bout of food poisoning while on the road! Don't worry, it's nothing that a handful of Ambien can't fix... ATF: this podcast is going to save your soul.

Max is having the worst Valentine's Day ever. Corinne is living out her childhood dream of having a monkey of her very own. Plus, the unveiling of the winners of the #BringItBack contest and lots of advice about how to wreck your life, relationships, friendships, or your friends' lives and relationships!

Max is joined by Matt Hoffman (Big Brother 12) for an ATF On Your Side Special Report on the controversy surrounding the Swaggy C vs Fessy Charity(?) Basketball Game. Just typing that gave me douche chills.

Corinne's midlife crisis has arrived...in the form of a camelid. Plus, updates on the #BringItBack contest, ketamine guy, and Ambien crying guy. Just typing that out made me realize how bizarre this whole thing is.

What do you get when combine Corinne, a tall man, and a double dose of Ambien? Apparently two hours of crying. Pretty depressing, right? Don’t worry, it’s nothing that a ketamine drip won’t fix. Plus: Max and Corinne unblind a Survivor blind item in response to a really tasteless Survivor blind item. And make sure to join the #BringItBack contest for a chance to win an ATF goodie bag.

Corinne hits on a toddler, steals a Mormon's keys, and gets stood up, again. Plus, an Easy 8 makes an uninvited visit to Denver. ATF: There is no bottom.

Max and Corinne are joined at the compound by friend of the show Francesca Hogi.

What's doing and who's screwing? Max and Corinne catch up on all the latest reality TV gossip in the aftermath of Survivor finale week.

Brian Howie of The Great Love Debate joins Max and Corinne at the ATF compound for an unflinching look at Corinne's dating life. Follow Brian on Twitter (@brianhowie) and check out greatlovedebate.com for more info and tour dates. Support our sponsors! Use the promo code ALL at bluechew.com for a special trial offer!

Porn, Lice, and Espionage. That's all I am going to say, fam. Hashtag Daddy Daughter Date. If you don't mind, stay on the line a moment after I close the program. ATF: We f$@k regardless.

It turns out Corinne and Brandon Hantz have a lot in common. They both mark up their faces. They both believe in fixing your teeth. Neither of them are impressed by pot. And they definitely don't play games!

WYD? Carving a doll in the exact likeness of Corinne? Working on that body transformation? Trying out a new sleeping pill that paralyzes you? Getting trampled by a horse? Visiting the 'bate club? No matter WYDing, ATF is the podcast for you.

What are the odds of going on a date with someone with Marfan's Syndrome and a date with someone with Klinefelter's Syndrome? 1 in 3,000,000. Why do we know this? Because Corinne is the one in this equation. Also in this episode: EDM returns for a tight 20 minute set. Max opens up about the Toothbrush Graveyard. And Max and Corinne answer your advice questions.

This week ATF is all about learning. First, Max learns about Corinne's favorite indulgence...as Corinne learns the hard way why we never eat a tuna fish sandwich from the train station. Next, Corinne learns the answer to the question "Does Ambien ruin your brain?" Then, we learn why Chadwick's weekend was "up and down." And finally, we learn about the special clothing item one Survivor legend will ask you to wear if you are so lucky to go home with him.

Max and Corinne welcome Randy Bailey, Bret LaBelle, Michelle Fitzgerald, Julia Sokolowski, Chris Hammons, Spencer Clawson, McCrae Olson and the ATF patrons for a recap of all of the goings on at the Vegas Reality Reunion.

Corinne encounters her future self in the form of a 70 year-old lady with a great body, a drinking problem, and a husband who waits in the car while she dances on tables. She then proceeds to go on a date with the "pro type for all chads and brads," a Harvard-educated frat boy named Chadwick Nelly who wasn't educated at Harvard, wasn't in a frat, and isn't named Chadwick Nelly. Max discovers the Cameo app and gets Corinne to guess how much other CBS reality stars charge for their personal telephonic appearances.

Corinne finds happiness with a long-time friendboy only to have it all slip away when he suffers massive head trauma. A man with a 12 foot beach ball and a $600,000 condo can't compete with Corinne's glitzy Hollywood lifestyle. Corinne takes a baby for a spin and the Internet calls in an Amber Alert. Max gets a leg cramp.

Corinne recounts a visit from Survivor winner Michelle Fitzgerald and looks forward to a visit from a male model. Someone's too busy to go to Vegas, while someone else is protesting too much about their dick pic leak. Plus, Max and Corinne answer your dating, career, and sex advice questions. All The Fixins: like taking key bumps of ketamine at a reggae festival.

What's doing and who's screwing? Yes, it's time for Max and Corinne to catch up on all the gossip from the latest reality TV charity event/STD swap meet. Corinne is visited in Denver by her partners in crime Eliza and Franny and also entertains new Australian friend...or perhaps "friendboy"? Plus, Corinne introduces a new approach to dating that combines the best of Hinge and Task Rabbit.

Think you know everything about Corinne Kaplan? Think again. In this episode alone we learn that 1) Corinne had a pilot on the Burly Bear network; 2) the Burly Bear network is not one of HoZach's favorite fetish sites; 3)Corinne is taking her talents to Hinge in the hopes of scoring a deal on a new car; and 4) there is someone out there who is even less suited for motherhood than Corinne. PLUS, Corinne shares breaking news about her apartment situation and the ongoing saga of The Bad Neighbor.

Russell Hantz joins Max and Corinne for an emotional interview about his time on Australian Survivor: Champions Vs. Contenders.

Corinne and Max are back to answer your questions. But first, why did Corinne take her new, Franny-approved, handsome, responsible, age-appropriate, friend boy on a chaperoned date to a gay bar? Because she's Corinne. That's why.

They say travel changes people. Well, it appears that there's an exception. Corinne is back from her "magnificent voyage" ... and back to her old, messed-up ways. On her first night out in Denver she pulls off a revenge plot for the ages, roofies a former Hell’s Angel, and nearly looses a very important piece of hardware in the process. Max catches Corinne up on everything she’s missed in the CBS reality TV world while away, including the triumphant return of Brandon Hantz.

Corinne recaps the highlights of the Survivor finale week parties, including who's cool, who sucks, and who straight up doesn't even know who she is. Denver is a dream where the eyelash extensions are cheap and the sleep is unassisted, but there's a problem brewing at Corinne's new building. Plus, Max and Corinne answer your advice questions. All The Fixins: why the hell was Corinne taking an orienteering class?

Max and Corinne are joined by the patrons for a live show prior to kicking off the Survivor Ghost Island finale week festivities.

Corinne explains to Max the difference between "visiting without him knowing" and felony trespassing. (Spoiler alert: there is no difference.) Max digs deeper into the Do Lifestyle. And patrons call in to share their ATF-related (sex) dreams.

Coming to you live from a secret annex in Temecula, California, Corinne reads passages from her Reality Rally diaries. Quiet Chopper...Gillian will hear us!

From the Do Lifestyle to a free lady who wants to make glorious doos in your potty, All The Fixins covers all of the most important new in the Survivor universe. Plus, do you have have dating, relationship, fitness, or career advice questions? Well you're in luck, because we've got lesions in this week's voicemails segment.

Corinne travels to Florida for the world premiere of "The Date" and contemplates kidnapping a Survivor favorite.

Corinne and Max answer your voicemail and email questions. Plus, Corinne shares an update on "The Date," an original play by former musician, entertainment agent, producer, and endoman Fred Kaplan.

Surprise surprise: Denver also has homeless people and bad Tinder dates. Plus Corinne plots out her next move in her never-ending rivalry with the Commandant of the Khaki Mafia.

Corinne has finally arrived in Denver after a bout with cancer that nearly cost her a $500 security deposit. EDM got deported, and not for droning. Max had the worst birthday of his life and wonders if he is in fact a sociopath. All The Fixins: Daddy, what's she wearing?

Corinne and Max are joined by Francesca Hogi to answer your questions. How big is too big? Who has herpes? Or, better yet, who doesn't? Who gets down with Tina, if you catch my drift? What's the best way to end a marriage? And who has the smallest yoni? Happy Srping Equinox from all your friends at All The Fixins!

All The Fixins is back after a long hiatus with all the latest Survivor gossip. Corinne dates a turkey (lawyer) and loses him to donuts. Tarzan and Jen make an Instagram. Michael Yerger makes a 94-song sex playlist. Joe and Sierra do a photo shoot. Anna and Omar break up. All The Fixins: it's not a job if it involves a promo code.

Max and Corinne take listener calls and look back at some the ATF community's favorite moments from the show's first 100 episodes.

Max and Corinne are joined in the studio by Shane Powers for a wide-ranging discussion covering politics, podcasting, and that reality TV show they all were on. Shane has been a source of inspiration and guidance for Max and Corinne since ATF's inception, so he makes a particularly fitting guest for the show's 100th episode.

Corinne is struggling to sell her worthless crap to people who don't speak English. Yeah, I know, it's a metaphor for her dating life. One thing she's not struggling with is her Survivor: Ghost Island Brutal Cast Assessment for Rob Has A Podcast. Corrine announces the first two castaways to get cut from her binder, ranks the hottest guys in the cast, and doubles down on her claim that Donathan is the greatest Survivor contestant ever. All that, plus the latest Survivor gossip, including which current and former castaways bought their Instagram followers. All The Fixins: Up, up, down, down, B-A, B-A, select, start.

It's time for another installment of the voicemails show, when Max and Corinne take your questions for Summer Reading! Topics addressed include dead exes, dealing with jealousy, sex tapes, coming out before you're ready, and how to get revenge on a guy who would ghost a pregnant girlfriend. Plus Max and Corinne perform a wellness check on a AWOL patron. All The Fixins: we are very unpredictable and we always make a scene.

Wonder at a life lived in wonder! Work out your issues by holding open a door! Overvalue the used crap you're trying to sell on the Internet as a metaphor for your dating life! Plus, Corinne previews her Survivor: Ghost Island Brutal Cast Assessment and reveals which new castaway has set the gold standard for the best bio ever. ATF: I wonder what will happen next!

Max and Corinne are joined in the studio by patron Tall Shawn to answer your relationship, sex, and career advice questions. Max has a friend who's not good at reading signals from members of the opposite sex and is contemplating sitting him down for some real talk. Corinne weighs in on the new sugar babies/sugar daddies apps and issues the definitive statement on Disney bachelor parties. Plus, we add a new softback volume to the ATF Liberry.

In our last episode Max and Corinne pregamed for Arthritis Bowl, Meg Malley's and Andrea Boehlke's charity fundraiser. Now it's time to compare their notes on everything that went down at The Parlor in Hollywood last Saturday night. Corinne is head over heels for a boy from Ghost Island, while Max is formulating plans to ditch Corinne so that he can start a podcast with Andrea. Speaking of ghosts, guess who ghosted Corinne on her 28th birthday? At least she heard from Cole and JP, one of whom is getting her companion pass. Plus, Max shares an exciting update that will have us all thriving in 2018. ATF: how do we delete this?

Max and Corinne are joined by ATF favorite Tyler Fredrickson as they pregame for Meg Malley's reality TV charity event. Corinne gives an update on her "situations" with JP and Denver, recommends a teenager take up smoking a creme brulee-flavored vape, and recounts the time she nearly killed a man with a vomit-encrusted dental mold of his own esophagus. All that, plus your voicemails. ATF: The Hitlers of dating.

Max and Corinne take your dating, career, and relationship questions. Along the way Corinne confides in Max that as a youth she was tormented by a paralyzing fear of having boogers in her nose.

Corinne discovers that a company in Hong Kong is selling a Corinne Kaplan Cosplay costume. Plus, Max and Corinne once and for all settle the question on everyone's mind: Which Survivor: Philippines castaway poses the greatest threat to children?

Happy New Year! Corinne airs all of her grievances from her trip to Colombia. Max hypes this year's Reality Rally lineup. And Winter Television fills us all in on the latest developments in global cryptocurrency markets. All The Fixins: you don't have a hair on your chest.

Max and Corinne are back with all the gossip from the Survivor: Heroes vs. Healers vs. Hustlers finale week festivities. Who negged Corinne? Who was banned from the live show for being “critical of production in the media.” Who looked hot? Whose mom looked hot? Who literally swept Corinne off her feet? Whose Christmas wish is for a Survivor legend to stop "sucking CBS dick"? And who was handing out rape whistles? All these questions and more will be answered as Max and Corinne weigh in on all the controversy surrounding the season's end.

We hear a lot about what Corinne looks for in a man. But what are Max's dating criteria? Two words: Manson girls. Corinne contemplates moving the NFL combine to her living room after a QB she's had an eye on for years takes home the Heisman. One patron is in love with another patron and wants to know what to do about it. Another patron wants to be taller, but you've can't fix a club foot. And a third patron wants what she can't have...until she gets it, at which point she doesn't want it any more. Want to ask your dating, relationship, or career advice question on the air? Email atfixins@gmail.com, call 607-AT-FIXIN, or record a message on survivorATF.com.

Introducing “ATF On Your Side,” a new segment that shines a light on reality star scams and ripoffs. Max reveals the truth behind the vitamin program that has one castaway whereing [sic] no make [sic] in 2018. Corinne has a terrible run of bad luck with the men in her life, including The Doctor, EDM, Dolly, Denver, and the shirtless guy who apparently now lives in her parking space. Max offers Corinne some some well-intentioned advice, but it’s probably too late. All The Fixins: 5150, 92% banana, and 7 in 72.

With Max on vacation in Hawaii Corinne is bursting at the seems with stories to tell. For starters, there’s been a major breakthrough in the ongoing saga of Corinne’s crime-riddled apartment building. Inspired by the courageous women of the “Me Too” movement Corinne turns whistleblower and drops a dime on the ruthless gangster who manages her property. Only when it’s too late does she realize that this woman has a key to her apartment and has probably been inserting Corinne’s toothbrush into her yoni while she’s out chasing tall men in Denver. Speaking of tall men in Denver, Corinne recounts her long-anticipated first date (and second, third, and fourth dates) with the bearded Marine turned investment banker she had been grooming on Tinder. Good news! He’s even more perfect in real life than he is on paper…provided you can overlook a skull soaking in bleach in a bucket in his back yard and a mobile rape wagon. Plus Corinne finally meets Ken McNickle at his place of employment, Denver’s top consumer of chlorine. All The Fixins: we rat f#$%ed it. This holiday season make sure to check out The HumaneKind Project, which offers food, activities, and job opportunities to homeless people in Denver and around the United States. HumaneKind founder Ken McNickel (@thekencole) has teamed up with his Survivor Millennials Vs. Generation X cast mate Chris Hammons (@hamm0481) to match all donations up to a total of $10,000. Learn how to donate or get involved at http://humanekindproject.org/donors/