An ABCD's Guide to Bollywood

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Deep dives into Classic and Current Bollywood movies hosted by a Brown man who is mostly ignorant to Bollywood.

Mild Mannered and Timid


    • Sep 30, 2021 LATEST EPISODE
    • monthly NEW EPISODES
    • 55m AVG DURATION
    • 16 EPISODES


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    EP 16: Dil To Pagal Hai (Blame God)

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 30, 2021 44:49


    I almost thought this movie wouldn't have Shah Rukh Khan nipples, but wow was I wrong.God plays the biggest hero and villain of this movie.Karisma Kapoor & Madhuri Dixit rocked every dance sequence......all this and more on today's episode where I talk about Dil To Pagal HaiFollow me on Instagram:@kushparmFollow Our Parent Podcast@mildmanneredtimidEmail us at mmtyabish@gmail.com

    EP 15: Hello Brother (Salman Khan the Nipple Twister)

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 26, 2021 51:06


    Sadly, Salman Khan has touched more nipples in this movie than I probably have in my entire life.This movie should've been all about Johnny Lever & Ninja UncleThere were so many fart jokes in this movie that I'm almost certain an 8year old wrote the script.All this and more on today's episode where I talk about Hello Brother!Follow me on Instagram:@kushparmFollow Our Parent Podcast@mildmanneredtimidEmail us at mmtyabish@gmail.com

    Ep 14: Hum Aapke Hain Koun! (Great Music...Bestest Puppy named Tuffy)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 29, 2021 43:51


    Salman Khan is possibly the most punchable in this movie than any other.Madhuri Dixit will forever be one of my 1st crushes in life and she's still in my heart.Tuffy the dog is the greatest thing to happen to this movie and the characters!All this and more on today's episode where I talk about Hum Aapke Hain Koun.Follow me on Instagram:@kushparmFollow Our Parent Podcast@mildmanneredtimidEmail us at mmtyabish@gmail.com

    EP 13: Don (2006) - SRK's Worst Necktie Game Ever

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 15, 2021 45:11


    Shah Rukh Khan is confused about how a necktie is worn…DON...Don...donKareena Kapoor does a sexy dance and dies….DON...Don...donPriyanka Chopra falls in love with Don, even though  murdered her sister and brother in law….DON...Don...donAll this and more on today's episode where I talk about Don.Follow me on Instagram:@kushparmFollow Our Parent Podcast@mildmanneredtimidEmail us at mmtyabish@gmail.com

    EP 12: Ek Ladki Ko Dekha Toh Aisa Laga

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 24, 2021 51:20


    Anil Kapoor is the GOATAll the parents in the film will probably give you ptsd, reminding you of your own upbringing.And Never ever ever ever ever ever trust anyone named Babloo.All this and more on today's episode where I talk about Ek Ladki Ko Dekha Toh Aisa LagaFollow me on Instagram:@kushparmFollow Our Parent Podcast@mildmanneredtimidEmail us at mmtyabish@gmail.com

    EP 11: Andaz Apna Apna ("Smart Boy")

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 10, 2021 51:30


    No One really learns a damn thing except for the bad guys…smart boys.It feels like Crime Master Gogo escaped an insane asylum…to be fair it feels like everyone escaped an insane asylum…smart boysAnd why do I feel like Salman Khan is just playing himselfAll this and more on today's episode where I talk about Andaz Apna ApnaFollow me on Instagram:@kushparmFollow Our Parent Podcast@mildmanneredtimidEmail us at mmtyabish@gmail.com

    EP 10: 3 Idiots (Reviewed by 1 Idiot)

    Play Episode Listen Later May 27, 2021 59:00


    Aamir Khan’s character, is kind of an anarchist in the best possible way.Aamir Khan gives CPR to a baby.I will forever want to tie up a half naked half dead uncle to my back and ride a scooter to the hospital.All this and more on today’s episode where I talk about 3 Idiots.Follow me on Instagram:@kushparmFollow Our Parent Podcast@mildmanneredtimidEmail us at mmtyabish@gmail.com

    EP 9: Race 2 (Spoiler Alert...Still not much Racing)

    Play Episode Listen Later May 13, 2021 46:42


    Saif Ali Khan is once again…still a bad guy?John Abraham does a split that Jean Claude Van Damme would be jealous of.Anil Kapoor thankfully is still eating throughout every sceneAnd Deepika’s character is working with John Abraham’s character…twist…she’s actually working with Saif….twist….she’s really pretending to work with Saif and is working with John…twist…she’s lying to John and is really and truly working with Saif…no seriously.All this and more on today’s episode where I talk about Race 2.Follow me on Instagram:@kushparmFollow Our Parent Podcast@mildmanneredtimidEmail us at mmtyabish@gmail.com

    EP 8: Koi Mil Gaya (Is Hrithik half Alien)?

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 29, 2021 47:32


    Preity Zinta’s character doesn’t seem to have standards when it comes to men.The director claims this is not an Indian version of E.T. which is a pretty bold AF thing to say.It is possible that there is an entire race of aliens that have the Hrithik Roshan double thumb.All this and more on Today’s episode where I talk about Karan ArjunFollow me on Instagram:@kushparmFollow Our Parent Podcast@mildmanneredtimidEmail us at mmtyabish@gmail.com

    EP 7: Karan Arjun ("What a Joke")

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 14, 2021 54:37


    Shah Rukh Khan and Salmaan Khan are reincarnated lookingExactly the same…WHAT A JOKE.Somehow the character of Kajol’s father is more evil than AmrishPuri’s character…What a JokeAnd the Director obviously thought Salmaan Khan was the Indian Arnold Schwarzenegger …WHAT A JOKE.There was just as much drama off the set as there was in the plot…What a joke!All this and more on Today’s episode where I talk about Karan ArjunFollow me on Instagram:@kushparmFollow Our Parent Podcast@mildmanneredtimidEmail us at mmtyabish@gmail.com

    EP 6: Gully Boy feat. Slyck2Shadez (rapper)

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 25, 2021 71:37


    Ranveer Singh has a terrible haircut and looks bad in a hat.Alia Bhatt is ride or die chick which is awesome but she’s scary AF.An actual rapper gets dissed by Ranveer’s character which apparently affected him in real life All this and much much more today when we breakdown......Gully Boy.Follow us on Instagram:@kushparm@slyck2sFollow Our Parent Podcast@mildmanneredtimidEmail us at mmtyabish@gmail.com

    EP 5: Race (Spoiler Alert...there is barely any racing)

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 11, 2021 59:55


    Saif Ali Khan is dead until he isn't...Akshaye Khanna is an alcoholic until he isn't...Bipasha Basu is in love with both men until she isn't...and Katrina Kaif is in love with both men until she's dead...Follow me on Instagram:@kushparmFollow Our Parent Podcast@mildmanneredtimidEmail us at mmtyabish@gmail.com

    EP 4: Good Newwz feat. Nadia Jagessar

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 25, 2021 52:28


    Nadia Jagessar is back!We go over Good Newwz which stars Akshay Kumar and Kareena Kapoor.A lot of fun and important themes and topics discussed revolving around pregnancyand things that might have been taboo in India once upon a time.Follow us on Instagram:@kushparm@nadiajagessarFollow Our Parent Podcast@mildmanneredtimidEmail us at mmtyabish@gmail.com

    EP 3: Bodyguard *This movie is Insane*

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 11, 2021 56:44


    Salman Khan might be a robot.Kareena Kapoor might be a psychopath in this.The most annoying ringtone exists in this movie.OVERALL THIS MOVIE IS OUT OF CONTROL.This is a must listen.

    EP 2: Kabhi Khushi Kabhie Gham feat. Rohit Gijare and Aaliya Islam

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 28, 2021 67:38


    Special Guests:Professional Dancers, Rohit Gijare & Aaliya Islam join me to analyze2001's "Kabhi Khushi Kabhie Gham"Shah rukh Khan’s nipples are everywhereOlder Hrithik Roshan’s is a jerkand Amitabh guilts everyone till the very end.This and much more on today’s episode!Follow us on Instagram:@kushparm@rohitgijare@aaloogobiFollow Our Parent Podcast@mildmanneredtimidEmail us at mmtyabish@gmail.com

    EP 1: Dilwale Dulhania Le Jayenge feat. Nadia Jagessar

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 14, 2021 76:50


    Nadia Jagessar of Netflix's Indian Matchmakingand I do an in depth analysis of the classic Shah Rukh Khanand Kajol film: DDLJ (Dilwale Dulhania Le Jayenge)P.S. Shah Rukh Khan's character is a sociopath.Follow us on Instagram:@kushparm@nadiajagessarFollow Our Parent Podcast@mildmanneredtimidEmail us at mmtyabish@gmail.com

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