Between The Lines

It's season three! Just in time for the inevitable onset of quarantine madness, Ben and Eddie have combined forces (as well as their paltry savings) to bring you BRAND SPANKIN' NEW EPISODES of Between The Lines!In this episode:A dedicated foreign police force locates a lost treasure trove.An obsessed cryptozoologist finds out a shocking truth about his research.A pair of starstruck lovers interrupt a lockerroom conversation.And an interview with celebrity commentator and writer Glenn DeNiro (he said that was his real name)

Holy shit! This is a good one. Hoo-boy, we got content galore. We got possums. We got banks. We got fuck maniacs. We got BFG. We got guests! A returning Hayden Cowell (RIP) and new friend of the pod Callie Stinson. It's all very good and tasteful. Listen in for high stakes scenes about robbery, war, and toothpaste, plus an update on the devil's fingers! This week's interview guest is Brad Pitt! Definitely the real Brad Pitt!Well, what are you waiting for! Golly-gee, dive on in and soak yourself in the healing waters of podcast.

So what are you doing this summer? Ben and Eddie welcome Professional First Guest and Kombucha spokesmodel Jon Housler to the Pod. Headlines this episode feature tragic ding dong deliverance, crazed tire slashing, pooping, peeing, and synthetic meat patches! Eddie leaves (finally) halfway through and lets the real stars shine and Ben and Jon wreak sweet, sweet improvised havoc through Seattle. Tune in, buckle up, and check those tires because this episode is a literal masterpiece.RIP Hayden.

There's real guests on this one! Ben and Eddie introduce the new additions, Jon and Hayden, and then get to dang podcasting business. They talk about wet chips (you'll get it) and then about old people getting 86ed from church. Scenes this episode are about a strip club tragedy with a sketchy DJ and a gang of wallet hungry hooligans. It. Gets. Giggly.Interview guest is Future-ologist Cory Mandrake. Does Ben give out his Social Security Number? Does Eddie finally stop taking the lowest hanging fruit? Will Jon or Hayden ever come back? Tune in to find out!

The boys are back in pod-town! Ben and Eddie make a triumphant, extra-long return for season two by complaining about their lives! They talk about Baby Yoda and the official BtL canon and are saddened by the world. They then do scenes about the parking apocalypse and our inevitable cow-filled future. Featuring an interview with the late great Frank Herbert, author of the Dune series and emissary from the stars. Lotta Dune stuff in this one!

BTL newsdesk host Benton Crider sits down with husband and husband business partners Ron B. and Bot A. McJobe to talk about their latest financial ventures, their advice for millennial entrepreneurs, and pipe bombs.

Ben and Eddie brag about some new microphones and dunk on Paul Ryan (super timely). Taco Bell has a hotel. A firefighter makes a really questionable decision. Two priests discuss their favorite things about the new pope. BTL Newsdesk Interview Guest: Hot Cereal Mogul John Smithy Burnbaum

Veteran dog trainer, dog sledder, and cross continental road-tripper Walto takes over the Between the Lines studio to start his own podcast. In addition to detailing his drug-fueled tears across the southern united states on a dog sled, Walto speaks with some of the bizarre locals he met along the way.

Tim Alan has a few requests. Ben and Eddie argue about 9/11. Danny Trejo tries to broaden his acting chops. All in one episode! Special Guest: Baskins Robin

Uh oh, who let these two into the studio when Ben and Eddie were away? A "famous" chef and a "world renowned" author doing an improv podcast sounds like an interesting idea though, I guess.

In this low quality audio/high quality content episode of Between The Lines, Eddie records with the wrong mic, beavers are harrassed, two used Gundam salesman get busted, and we take a special trip to a town whose name I don't want to write out in the description.Special Guest: musician Randy Newman

Ben was late to this episode, oh no! When he finally shows up, the guys break down the Beefy Crunch Burrito Incident. Then, a pair of fashionable thieves go to a comedy show, and some teens snort a man's ashes. Special Guest: Winnefred Higgenbottoms

We've got a new theme song and a new studio! Borderline legitimacy, here we come!Eddie and Ben talk about Bird Box, despite it no longer being relevant. Then, Pete Pete goes to the DMV. Elsewhere, a man opens a deli specializing in bacon, eggs, and cheese.Special guest: Walto the sled dog trainer.

A California Aquarium objectifies an otter. Then, a completely different otter dies, and his funeral is slammin'. Later on, a rogue cell of a fried chicken restaurant changes up their tactics. Special Guest: Celebrity Chef Tony Danza

The boys pitch an Animal Farm remake. Christian Bale goes to his therapist after a weird meeting with real life President Donald Trump. A graffiti artist hits the big time right before his court hearing. This week's special guest: Prof. Queue

The boys are back, due to popular demand! Seriously, so many people kept bugging us. Pleading on their knees, sacrificing small animals... and we listened! Then, a militant atheist principle enforces a new rule. An unfortunately named man hops a strange train.Special guest: Ben's Younger Brother

There is nothing wrong with your podcasting apparatus. Your regularly scheduled episode of Between The Lines has been hijacked by another, completely different program--Tales From The Between The Lines! The legally distinct host of our program, The Cript Ceeper, relays three tales of horror and hubris: A backpacker-bro stumbles into Dracula's grasp. Then, two psychic sisters try to contact the dead. Our last tale involves a man fighting against some ... thing in the great arctic winter.

Steve Bannon gets plastic surgery. An actor and a director argue about the Smash Mouth musical. Ice-T is harassed by a bridge.Special guest: The Babadook

Ben forgets to turn his mic on for the first half of the podcast, and has questionable reasons for watching Justified. Two men learn to brave nuclear winter in Russia. You've received at least two robocalls while reading this description. Special guest: recent UFO abductee Robert Crowe

Eddie's bringing the saxophone? But he hasn't played that since... Then, a store owner deals with an odd request, and two park rangers confront their conflicting sexual needs.Special Guest: Count Dracula

It's the month of Halloween, and Ben and Eddie are talking classic horror. A cruise ship is taken over by a gang of burlesque performers. A man recieves a problematic bionic limb. Special guest: Agent James E. Bridgette

Eddie and Ben each have a microphone now. A redneck loses his "wife." Two boys break into a Little Caesars to steal weed.Special guest: Lifestyle expert Viki Ramrod.

Eddie discuses his medical/legal condition. Some young blood enters the State Department. A boy with a horrible speech impediment disgusts everyone around him.Special guest: Author Dan Brown

Ben and Eddie talk about Dan Aykroyd's paranormal fetishes. A youth is busted for Imodium possession. An unexpected guest shows up at an Amish rager.Special guest: Joe Exotic