Burn Your Heroes

We've roasted our last role model, flamed our final friend, lambasted our last loveable leader ... you get it. No more BYH episodes. It was fun while it lasted, thanks folks!

Finally, someone takes shots at the King of Rock. Ben thinks he holds guitars weird, Albert is pissed at his hair. Tell us what you think over at burnyourheroespod@gmail.com and @burnyourheroes on twitter.

This week the gang takes on the collosal organization behind great gifts to humanity like Crunch bars! Nestle seems all nice when you're sucking down hot pockets but maybe theres something fucked behind the scenes? Find out more this week and let us know what you think @burnyourheroes and burnyourheroespod@gmail.com

Albert and Ben take on Disney's most notorious gaslighter, Aladdin!

The Notorious Ruth Bader Ginsburg is an infinite well of legal precedent who is also just a regular ass lady. Give us your favorite legal rulings over at burnyourheroespod@gmail.com and @burnyourheroes on twitter.

A leader of mutants or a gatherer of child soldiers? Ben and Albert dive into the ins and outs of the worlds foremost brain pervert. Tell us what you think over @burnyourheroes and burnyourheroespod@gmail.com

The king of space might be gets humbled on another this weeks episode. Also Ben is getting married!? OK I guess. Sorry for missing last week, Albert had covid and wouldnt shut up about it. Tell us how mad you are over at burnyourheroespod@gmail.com and @burnyourheroes

The greatest dad on american tv is actually regular as hell! Join us this week as Ben and Albert get into a bitter debate about the moral fiber of Homer Simpson. Let us know what you think over at burnyourheroespod@gmail.com and @burnyourheroes on twitter.

Arf Arf it's time for the big dawg. This week, Ben and Albert fire at the big tool man himself. Does a life a reasonable success free a man from the burdens of time? Aparantly not. Chime in over at burnyourheroespod@gmail.com or @burnyourheroes on twitter.

Our scorn is endless, like a thousand severed feet, we are infinite. This week on the pod we dive into famed slur filmer, Quentin Terantino. Love his movies, love complaining about the man. What do you think? Let us know @burnyourheroes or burnyourheroespod@gmail.com.

Why is there so much pleasure in watching the suffering of others? Ben and Albert don't know but if you'd like free tickets to the Maury show send a kindly worded letter to burnyourheroespod@gmail.com or find us on twitter @burnyourheroes,

Americas Next Top Model superstar Tyra Banks is a titan of yelling at young women. Is she a beacon of success or a professional bully? Maybe both? Tell us what you think over at burnyourheroespod@gmail.com and @burnyourheroes on twitter. God Bless and Stay humble!

Break free from your imaginary web of lies to help humanity live in a charred sunless hellscape on this weeks episode of Burn Your Heroes. Morpheus is convinced his misson is just, Ben and Albert would rather stay plugged in. What's your stance? Let us know at burnyourheroespod@gmail.com and @burnyourheroes at twitter.

The king of the north is a lackluster creep and we love him anyway! Ben and Albert dive into the Game of Thrones dingus king on this weeks episode. Make sure to send us your most passionate opinons on the topic to burnyourheroespod@gmail.com and @burnyourheroes on twitter.

It's dang ole Hank, man! This week we take a long, propane fueled look at the king of grill'n. Albert argues that Bobby is what makes Hank great, Ben says it's his lawn. Let us know what you think over at burnyourheroespod@gmail.com or @burnyourheroes on twitter.

Good God, Lemon! It's another episode of BYH and this week we lovingly burn down Tina Fey. As huge fans of 30 rock, it was fun as hell taking shots at "The Creator". Let us know what you think over at burnyourheroespod@gmail.com and @burnyourheroes.

The boys dive into the life of Norma McCorvey aka Jane Roe of the famous Roe v Wade supreme court case. A complex character mixed up in a tumultuous issue gets absolutely goofed on by Albert and Ben. Tell us what you think over at burnyourheroespod@gmail.com and @burnyourheroes on twitter.

As an aspiring basketball star, Albert was hesitant to take down the king. However, Ben had no qualms coming to collect his emotional gambling debts. Another great episode sassing a billionaire. Tell us what you think @burnyourheroes and burnyourheroespod@gmail.com

Man of steel or unhinged space cop? Will Ben and Albert relate to Superman because he's adopted? Maybe! Let us know what you think over at bunryourheroespod@gmail.com and @burnyourheroes on twitter.

Daytime television titan or an incredible burden on the working class? This week Ben and Albert talk Ellen. It's hot, it's raw, it's everything a podcast sassing a day time talkshow host should be! Tell us what you think at burnyourheroespod@gmail.com or @burnyourheroes.

Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson is a towering media empire and this week the podboys climb that mountain! How does your work ethic compare to human volcano? Let us know at burnyourheroespod@gmail.com or @burnyourheroes on twitter.

Before they bowed to the gods of comedy, Ben and Albert were raised Catholic. This week they take jabs at Pope Francis, the generous, the humble. Let us know what you think over at burnyourheroespod@gmail.com and on twitter @burnyourheroes.

A timeless cartoon or a horrifying specter haunting the working class? This week Albert and Ben take on the legendary Bugs Bunny. Chime in with your thoughts at burnyourheroespod@gmail.com or @burnyourheroes.

Albert finds out who Kanye is, Ben is furious. Come here our takes on the man who loves to yell crazy nonsense. Tell us your favorite Kanye tweets over at burnyourheroespod@gmail.com or @burnyourheroes

Albert finally gets to talk about Star Trek for an entire episode. Ben is convinced that The Next Generation is the most boring era of the show and maybe he's right? Tell us what you think over at burnyourheroespod@gmail.com or @burnyourheroes on twitter.

This week on the Burn Your Heroes the boys take shots at the Queen of Pop. Her career spans decades, we argue that it may one too many. Let us know what you think at burnyourheroespod@gmail.com or head over to twitter @burnyourheroes

No matter the color of his robes, this wizard is grey as hell! Alberts a fan, and Ben is suspect. This weeks episode is a dive into one of the great powers of Lord of The Rings. Whether you're a fan or a critic, we'd love to hear from you at burnyourheroespod@gmail.com

What do Prince, David Bowie, and Jimmy Page have in common? It's actually a huge bummer. This week the boys batch a group of deviant rockers and dive into the ugly side of fame. Leave us your comments at burnyourheroespod@gmail.com

Boy Meets World, World Meets Boy, World Unimpressed Albert catches up on a classic. Ben relives his childhood. Together they take a long look at Topanga's husband.

Mother Teresa has been idolized as a beacon of healing and generosity but is she also a lizard foot soldier? Find out on this weeks episode and reach out to us at burnyourheroespod@gmail.com

We all love the iconic burger family, but how rough would it be to actually eat at Bob's Burgers? Hear what we have to say about it on this weeks episode and afterwards head over to burnyourheroespod@gmail.com to tell us what you think!

Is the legendary space prince a hero or a mass murderer? Tune in to hear our takes, send your thoughts to burnyourheorespod@gmail.com

Ben and Albert climb the mountain of mediocrity that is Bill Gates. As always you can hit us up at burnyourheroespod@gmail.com with complaints and cash.

Who is the villain of Malcom in the Middle? Albert thinks it's Malcom, Ben agrees? Check out the hot new ep and as always you can reach out to us at burnyourheroespod@gmail.com

Steve Harvey has built a media empire that has given him a platform to share some truly wild ideas. Listen as we dive into a complicated media goblin. As always, you can reach us at burnyourheroespod@gmail.com

We look into the legacy of the great emancipator to find out how wildly grey his ambitions and actual moral values were.

The people of Gotham City may be burdened by the violent ambitions of Bruce Wayne, but not us, baby! This week we take on the Dork Knight.

The boys dip into a childhood classic and sass the hell out of it.

This week Ben and Albert dive into the life of Ray Charles, a man of many passions.

The boys are scientifically illiterate but are still not going to take old Albert's shit! One of the harshest judgements yet, but also, it's nice to learn!

Harry Potter is a petulant little crud. Give us your gold Harry! As always, hit us up at burnyourheroespod@gmail.com to violently agree with everything we say!

Albert learns about a legend, Ben is thrilled to take some shots. As always, hit us up at burnyourheroespod@gmail.com with thoughts, heroes who have it coming, and requests to send us $$$.

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There was an editing mistake so this is a reupload of our 4th episode where we take some big shots at Gandhi!

Albert watched a doc about Britney Spears and now hates Justin. Ben fucking hates Justin. Lots of hate. please like/subscribe/rate/send us cash

Ben and Albert take on the beloved couple from the hit us adaption of "The Office". Albert has always liked it, Ben has never cared.

Albert hates Frasier, Ben seems indifferent. If you have thoughts or want to add to the roast, hit us up on twitter @hotyoungalbert and @shaqkatzner This episode was recorded live with asemblco! check them out at asemblco.com for online comedy shows and podcasts.

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