Dick Tales - Sex, Dating and All the Things

Maddie stops in to talk about our favorite morning show- The Rizzuto Show! We delve into the recent show controversy and ultimate firing of Patrico and share what happened in our own DMs. Follow my socials, even though I keep fucking up the handles!  Twitter: @DickTalesPod Insta: @DickTalesPodcast Snapchat: DickTales2021 ....nailed it.

Happy New Year! Carrie and Amanda are back, and they're talking NYE, a quick recap of Carrie's dating life last year, and some frightening dating statistics. We also talk the pitfalls of podcasting while high (sorry-- and HEYY to my fellow stoners!) :) Whether you love or hate the pod, go ahead and leave a rate or review and follow DickTales on social media INSTA: @dick_tales_podcast TWITTER: @dicktalespod SNAPCHAT: dicktales2021

Carrie and Nicole are back!! Grab a drink and tune in to hear the reason for the 2 month hiatus (sorry friends!), details on Nicole's upcoming redneck wedding and catch up on Carrie's dating life. We play Never Have I Ever, Truth or Drink and answer a few of your AskDickTales questions If you're digging the pod, leave a rate or review & share it with your weird friends! Follow DickTales on all the socials: Twitter: @dicktalespod / Insta: @dicktalespodcast / Snapchat: DickTales2021

This week is another solo episode! Carrie talks about recording with two of her friends who recently broke up and are still living together, reads a handful of the creepy texts received this week and answers a few Ask DickTales questions. Follow my socials for more DickTales! Instagram: DickTalesPodcast / Twitter: DickTalesPod / Snap: Dicktales2021

This week Carrie is joined by listener turned instant bestie Amanda, after many hours of drinking and bonding.  Amanda shares the crazy story of how she met her partner, Carrie shares her most recent dating disaster, and they discuss everything from aliens to sex toys (separate experiences). Follow DickTales for more nonsense: Insta: DickTalesPodcast Twitter: DickTalesPod Snapchat: DickTales2021 & leave a rate or review wherever you're listening to the show! 

This week, Carrie is flying solo and dives into how you know it's time to end a relationship or friendship, the annoyance of being ghosted by people you know, and a shares some details on a new dating app, Headero, that might be your jam if you're looking for casual sex. Twitter: @DickTalesPod Instagram: @DickTalesPodcast Snapchat: @DickTales2021

This week, Carrie's cousin Bre makes her DickTales debut and comes close to getting banned from future appearances. Tune in to find out why! Follow DickTales on Twitter, Instagram and Snapchat.  If you like the show, please leave a rate or review and share it with your friends!

This week Carrie is joined by adult entertainer Alison Rey! Alison takes us behind the scenes of the porn industry, talks changes in the industry in the wake of Me Too and the explosion of Only Fans and confirms that pornstars still feel the ick when they receive unsolicited dick pics. Follow Alison -- www.alisonreyfans.com has all of her links Leave me a rate and review and follow DickTales on Twitter, Instagram and Snapchat :)

This week on DickTales, Casey makes her triumphant return! Carrie and Casey talk about the temptation to start an Only Fans, creepy men sliding into DMs and being on the receiving end of too many dick pics. Add @DickTalesPodcast on Instagram and @DickTales2021 on Snapchat to send in your AskDickTales questions or to send an anonymous confession to the show.

Book Club Brad is back for more!  In part 2 of this marathon podcast, Carrie and Brad drunkenly play Social Sabotage, answer some Ask DickTales questions and get lost on the way to the point on more than one occasion.  Follow us down the rabbit hole all the way to the end for a sneak peek of fun things to come! Insta: @DickTalesPodcast Twitter: @DickTalesPod Snapchat: DickTales2021 

This week Carrie's catching up with her friend Book Club Brad. They're talking about the military, drinking, soulmates and sex, and both of them share a few good and bad things about dating them. Follow DickTales on: Instagram: @dicktalespodcast Twitter: @dicktalespod Snapchat: Dicktales2022 Send us your Ask DickTales questions and confessions!  Add me on snap to send anonymously.

This week Carrie is joined by her friend Marie for an oversized episode/therapy session. Things take a turn for the serious as Carrie admits something she's been keeping from her friends. The girls talk about boundaries, the first time they ever saw a dick and a whole lot of sex.

This week, Carrie is joined by her favorite trash panda, Kollin, to get a straight man's perspective on dating. Carrie calls Kollin out on his bullshit multiple times and he eventually concedes. Check us out, follow & share with your weird friends. Thanks to Dave from Memoirs of a Modern Marriage for the sweet new music!

In honor of World Redhead Day, Carrie is joined by her favorite ginger, Nicole, and quizzes her on new dating terms, they discuss the creepy and sometimes scary situations they've been in with men, and answer more of your Ask DickTales questions!

We have a guest! Our friend Katie joins us to talk all about exes. Carrie and Katie share some of the worst things an ex has ever done to them, we debut a few new games, and answer all of your dirty questions in Ask DickTales. Add us on Snapchat @DickTales2021 Follow us on Twitter @DickTalesPod Follow us on Insta @Dick_Tales_Podcast and share with all your weird friends

On this week's episode, Carrie and Tommy talk new dating apps, slut shaming and cheating, and demonstrate a pathetic ignorance of furry culture. If you're into the furry lifestyle- hit us up! We have questions.. Insta: @dicktalespodcast / Twitter: @dicktalespod / Snap: DickTales2021

Tune in to hear Tommy and Carrie battle their hangovers as they break down their weekend shenanigans, answer your Ask DickTales questions and badly rap a little Eminem during a cringey argument.

IT'S TOMMY'S BIRTHDAY and dude is getting old AF. We talk about our own toxic behaviors and premiere our Ask DickTales segment (send us your questions via Twitter, Instagram, carrier pigeon, whatever and we WILL answer on the pod!).

Carrie and Tommy both go on multiple rants, get a little spiritual, ultimately acknowledge that they have no business dating anyone, and in the end come across like reeeeal assholes.

On this week's episode, Tommy picks his knight in shining armor in round 3 of The Dating Game. Will it be contestant #2 with the sexy voice or our resident old man, contestant #3? Tune in to find out.

On this week's episode we're joined by three hot, funny men for rounds 1 and 2 of The Dating Game! Tune in to find out who gets eliminated and who is moving on to the next round for a chance to date Tommy.

In this week's episode, Carrie and Tommy both consider taking a break from dating, share their most recent dating failures and argue over whether or not it's ok to ghost someone.

In this week's episode we're talking about Valentine's Day, awkward moments during a massage and Pretty Woman fantasies.

We think we've fixed our sound issues! But not quite (bear with us!) Tommy and Carrie give brief updates on their current dating lives and drop some deets about big things coming soon.

We have our first guest! In this week's episode, Tommy ruins a future surprise, Carrie is salty AF but in denial, Casey's side hustle as a life coach is revealed and everybody accidentally gets really drunk.

We're talking dick size, aggressive daters and putting out an open invitation to all exes-- come join us on the pod!

We talk about first dates, our worst dates, baby umbrellas and Tommy's freaky foot fetish.

New year, same old bullshit. Tune in to find out which one of us is a hopeless romantic who believes in the magic of New Years and which one has realized it's totally overrated.