Draft The Universe

Hello Internet! Last time on Draft the Universe, we drafted a bunch of Anime to talk about! This week on Draft the Universe; Chris tries to hard, Xhafer just can't be bothered, and Ben gets his porridge just right. Next week on Draft the Universe, the bunker boys probably make some new convoluted time travel plot, because let's be honest it's been almost 20 episodes it's time.

The bunker gets animated has the boys draft their favorite anime series! Listen in as Xhafer makes the most of his first pick, Ben can't tell if that was a joke or just some anime thing, and Chris really wants you to google gooey gooey gundam (or is it gui gui gundam?)

Hello Internet! Today we debate weapons. To the death. Because they are weapons. Seriously, someone dies this week (on the inside at least). In other news, Ben does not throw away his shot(gun), Chris pilots a very gooey robot, and Xhafer space lasers all over the place.

En Garde Internet! This week we are drafting Weapons, and it's going to get dangerous. Ben is betrayed by his so called "friends", Xhafer really loves drafts within drafts, and Chris finds the one thing he loves more than blades.

It's been 10 days (not really tho) since the boys got lost in the mansion inside of the bunker. How will they ever solve the PUZZLE of how to escape? Tune in this week on DRAFT THE UNIVERSE to find out, as Ben steadfastly refuses to give up the nunchucks thing, Chris hears more exciting news (about Dune), and Xhafer uses lockpick (it's super effective)!

Hello Internet! Can you solve the riddles to unlock this weeks episode, *hint* you just download it. This week the boys draft their favorite Puzzles and Ben explains his claim to fame, Xhafer goes on a pizza run, and Chris gets tangled into knots.

So... We're locked in the bunker again. Join us as Ben refuses to let the whole nun-chuck thing go, no matter how hard Chris and Xhafer try, Chris speed-runs the podcast, and Xhafer finds a Warehouse of Secrets.

Listen in as the bunker boys get to debating all their villain picks! Chris gets way to far into train biology, Xhafer knows that Gordon Bombay is just JACKED, and Ben gets down on some pundering.

Hide yo kids, hide yo wife! This week on Draft The Universe, we're picking villains for the ultimate villain showdown. Ben chooses a rich evil white guy. Xhafer chooses a rich evil white guy. And Chris chooses... wait a minute... Anyways, join us for another exciting episode where Chris definitely doesn't ruin Xhafer's gambit immediately!

Hello Internet! We are back for our 2010s Songs Debate, and aren't holding back any of our punches or nunchucks! In this episode Nunchuck Ben has nunchucks IN SPAAAACE, Chris campaigns for the Mayor of Music, and Xhafer goes to the state championships.

Ready to talk about the hottest jams from the decade previous? Join us as the boys pick their favorite songs from the 2010s and listen in as Chris reminisces, Xhafer can't get enough of that funk, and Ben looks at music from the 2010s and wishes he was drafting music from the 1810s.

Continue? Join us for part two of our Arcade games draft, where take our picks and battle to the death (FINISH HIM...OR HER...OR THEM). In today's episode, Chris battles with the existential angst of a pachinko revolution, Ben doesn't know how to hadouken and hasn't seen Evangelion, and Xhafer uses an atlatl to throw ski balls.

Hop in the pod, we're going to the arcade! On today's episode of Draft The Universe, the boys draft their favorite Arcade Games. Ben loses a beloved childhood favorite to the no-no pick. Chris drafts the thing he shouldn't draft. And Xhafer is the one drafting weird Japanese stuff this time. Put your quarter down and get ready! Music Credit: https://patrickdearteaga.com

Listen in to the Wizard Debate as Xhafer finds an excuse to talk about St Alton the Patron of Podcasts, Ben introduces us to the Doctor Steven Stranger, and Chris puts his pick down, flip it and reverse it. Ti esrever dna ti pilf, nwod kcip sih tup.

We are back and better than ever! Like Gandalf the White! In this episode, Xhafer gets revenge for his childhood teasing, Ben is confused by a thumb witch, and Chris gets on a magical soapbox.

Keith, our social media manager, joins us for a bye week as we look back on 2019, an objectively rough year, and try to figure out exactly... Wha happun hurr?

About time for a re-introduction, wouldn't you say?

DTU Episode 100 - Drafts - Like This Podcast Has Any Listeners 100 episodes. Holy crap. Listen in as the bunker relives it's last 100 episodes by drafting their favorite drafts. Listen in as Chris-48 tells us all about the huhvengers, Ben-53 is Jeb!, Xhafer-52 makes everyone out to dinner a supervillian, and Loriann kills all the baby seals. Wait, what?

Hello Internet! It's our Final Fantasy debate so we are taking out all the stops and using all our items in this one. In this episode, Chris really wants to ride Big Bird, Xhafer fights a crab in a crab in a crab, and Ben is done forking around.

Hello Internet, Don't just sit there and oogle that moogle, we got drafting to do. This week we are drafting Final Fantasies, so join us as Ben is doomsday weapons all the way down, Xhafer defeats the Huns, and Chris feels the spirit within.

It's exactly like Shutter Island! Wait, I feel funny... Join the boys for a special Halloween edition of DTU as they return to their "favorite" game: Ghost Bunker 2.0: Shutter Bunker. I can't remember the rest of what happens, but you should definitely listen and find out. Have you seen Lo?

Listen in as they guys totally tempt fate and try to draft Horror Movie Tropes again! Chris gives us a history lesson, Ben takes things too far, and Xhafer calls 'em like he sees 'em.

Hello Internet! We are here again debating our choices for our favorite Barenaked Ladies songs.This Week Xhafer admits a romance beyond time, Chris considers debasing himself, and Ben plays it Earnest.

Hello Internet and welcome to our Barenaked Ladies Songs draft! Listen in as Chris just can't stop himself, Xhafer is just refusing to let Ben call his picks, and Ben gets into the rules.

Hello Internet, It's our Paintings Debate, and we are more than koalafied to talk about this subject. This week Ben can bearly contain himself, Xhafer shows his fangs, and Chris' gambit gives us paws.

Join us as the boys make a jarkt (that's a joke about art) and draft their favorite paintings! Chris retroactively steals a painting for another artist, Ben makes David Lynch say 'dawg', and Xhafer takes a hard left turn on his picks.

On today's episode, Ben folds space and time, Chris explains the childhood secrets of the illuminati, and Xhafer draws astounding connections between aliens, napkins, webcomics, and dicks. What's wrong with Xhafer's dick? Tune in to listen!

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Coming in drunk on cheese from their fantasy football draft, the boys sit down to talk about their favorite short run TV shows. Chris tells us of our strange future, Xhafer pitches a crossover animated special that was never meant to be, and Ben channels his favorite character from The Lego Movie.

Hello Internet! This week we are drafting short run tv shows no matter how much Chris wants to cancel us! In this episode Ben pushes the boundaries of the draft, Chris refuses to draft Galactica 80, and Xhafer teaches a monkey to smoke

Who's the pokemon? It's PODCAST!

Hello Internet! On this week's episode Chris shows he's not afraid to drop money on a first date, Ben risks it all to be the very best, and Xhafer just wants to listen to Wu Tang . . . guys . . . please . . . can we just listen to Wu Tang?

DTU AIN'T NUTHIN TO FUQ WITH.

On this episode of Draft The Universe... We ironically have fun playing with Beyblades. Yep, I've got nothing else for you but that.

And it was 99 cents! Join the boys as they have the most fun you can have for $15. Xhafer's head explodes, Ben brings the snacks, Chris brings the candy, and Xhafer sets the episode ablaze!

OMG? Wha Happaan Haar? Yo Dawg, It's my boy John Cougar. Jean. Claude. Van. Damme.

Hello Internet! Due to The Commissioner's machinations we didn't get our Beyblades in time, so we are drafting Knock Offs. In this episode Ben calls on the strength of Jupiter, Chris gets sandwiched between cream and a cookie place, and Xhafer DOES NOT TALK ABOUT MUPPET TREASURE ISLAND!

And just like that it was over, we tend to our wounded, we count our dead. Draft picks good and bad wonder alike if this really means freedom (from the bunker). "Not yet." Join us for episode 80, wherein which Chris hopes that history will prove him right about Turducken! the Musical, Ben insists that we've got a great show for you tonight, and Xhafer replaces Chris's pick with the. Worst. Christopher. Ever.

Cheerio! Come on down to the bunker and listen in as those draft hooligans get up to no good talking about their favorite British things, they are. Join us has Xhafer just outright stabs Chris in the heart, Ben decides its finally time for all these Brit puns he's been saving up, and Chris makes us pull out the censor button.

Everyone, Chris is finally watching Star Trek. Honestly if I had known this is what it was going to take I would have tried to get us to start a podcast years ago. Also, we talk about Movie Swordfighters. Specifically, Ben gets the Led out, Xhafer gets to explain Drag Kings, albeit briefly, and Chris just wants everyone to be a little more weird. Pretty much par for our course.

Time to come down to the bunker and listen in as the boys talk about their favorite wielders of the blade. Join us as Chris tries to use maths, Ben explains why he's always got so many honorable mentions, and Xhafer attempts a gambit that is too weird.

Hello Internet! Put on your jammies and pour a bowl of cereal because it's our Saturday Morning Cartoons Debate. Join us this week as Chris sells out with the B-52s, Ben hopes Scrooge can weather the storm, and Xhafer is a freak for corporate synergy.

Oh Hi Chris! Join the bunker boys as they discuss your favorite Saturday Morning Cartoons! Listen in as Xhafer messes up the recording for the FIRST TIME EVER GUYS COME ON IT'S NOT THAT BIG OF A DEAL, Chris takes a Lovecraftian twist on Wheel of Fortune, Ben doesn't get what a fear boner is (but he has heard of them), and Seth doesn't feel to good, Mr. Draftmaster.

Hello Internet! Seth is with us to help us finish off our Fantasy Books debate. Join us this week as Ben gets sublime with his fake outs, Seth blinds sides Ben, and Xhafer gets Delirious with his draft. Also Ben and Xhafer argue about Game of Thrones a lot . . .

It's time for the bunker boys to talk about their favorite fantasy books! Listen in as Ben takes Xhafer's favorite fantasy book series that he introduced Ben to has the first pick and Xhafer's totally still not so bitter about it that now, weeks later when he's editing and forced to lived it again, that he has to make the episode description about it. Also, Seth does a thing. Honestly why do I bother.

Hello Internet! We picked you first for our team, cause it's our Childhood Games Debate! Who gets picked last as Ben tries to slide to victory, Xhafer tries to win with math, and Seth goes mudding!

It's draft week and the bunker boys are talking about Childhood Games! Ben tells us about his time r as a hide and seek champion, Chris is upset we didn't draft Pogs, Replacement Chris has a bedazzled jacket and might have to eat poop, and Xhafer thinks kids are dumb and dangerous, and drafts like he means to prove it.

Internet, you are being hailed, Priority One! It is the second half of our Sci Fi episodes, so that means Debate. We go where no one has gone before, a podcast talking about sci fi! In this episode Ben doesn't want to go nuclear, Chris finally hears the music, and Xhafer forgets all about Gushi.

This one has been on the to-do list since the boys got trapped in the bunker, so they've had a lot of time to figure out their choices. Nice. Listen in as Xhafer promises us some Bakula, Chris wants Ben to tell him why, and Ben's to-draft list just gets torn to shreds.

Hello Internet! It's our Henchmen Debate episode, so lookout as many of pop cultures greatest 2nd fiddles face off. In this episode Ben goes all in on the virtues of self preservation, Chris really wonders how to properly prepare hobbit, and Xhafer gives his best sales pitch.

It's time for our Henchmen draft! Tune in to the bunker has we try to find any excuse to use our new Dune drop! Listen has Chris snipes a pick, Ben has more to say about his honorable mentions than his picks, and Xhafer talks Number 2.