F*ck Your Degrassi Podcast

Bre & Ashlee are dying to debut their first episode of 2021! **Hot tip: this special episode is best paired with a blue raspberry MD 20/20 cocktail.** Shhh! It's a SECRET (Part 1 & 2) from TNG Season 4, Episodes 14 & 15! Jay is human trash, so the CDC has given him special sex-favor bracelets in order to keep track of his gonorrhea outbreaks. Emma is a rebel with a pretty understandable cause, a graphic sex-ed marketing strategy, and something about an after school vampire play? PLEASE NOTE: Ashlee & Bre are NOT sexual health experts!! Please educate yourself and then tell them where they went wrong. Visit plannedparenthood.org or the kindclinic.org in Austin and San Antonio, and remember to get tested regularly! Brand new merch store now has tees, crop tops, sweatshirts, mask, mugs, and stickers for your new year, new look, new Paige! Visit degrassipod.com Instagram @degrassipodcast Music by Arielle LaGuette

Your Darcy is NOT safe online. No one told her sharing pics on the internet might be a bad idea. Can confirm, it's a world wide web of liars and creeps! Someone IM the webmaster!! This week Ashlee and Bre cover season 6 episodes 5 & 6 "Eyes Without A Face" What else? Peter might be a sex offender... Ellie's editor/boytoy is a heap of human garbage... and the way MySpace justified the use of digital glitter-stickers in the early 2000s was a gift y'all weren't even ready to cherish. Brand new merch store now has tees, crop tops, sweatshirts, mask, mugs, and stickers for your new year, new look, new Paige! Visit degrassipod.com Instagram @degrassipodcast Music by Arielle LaGuette

Ashlee and Bre make a little fun out of an awful year by imaging what your favorite Degrassi pals are up to during quarantine! Special MERCH announcement at the end of this episode! You can now buy Hell Hath No Fury shirts (aka Craig flames tees), hand-designed FYDP stickers, coffee mugs, and masks! Instagram @degrassipodcast   Music by Arielle LaGuette

Ashlee & Bre are back, baby! Back in pod mode and back to 2003 with a very special holiday episode about Degrassi TNG Season 3 Episode 11 ~HOLIDAY~ With great hotness comes great responsibility. Christmas can be hard when you have two girlfriends at the same school, but surely your friendly neighborhood Spider-Man of Love can juggle these ladies until he's finally able to make up his mind. Hmm, looks like he might be shooting his web all alone in the cold garage this holiday break. Ruining relationships is a super power, right? Either way, Craig is paying way too much for lame vintage tees. Ashey-Craig-Manny is a heartbreak crowd, but Sydney-Joey-Caitlin is like figuring out how to adult in real time. Happy Mariah Carey's All-I-Want-For-Christmas-Is-You Season!   MERCH announcement!! Online soon! Instagram @degrassipodcast   Music by Arielle LaGuette

Don't call it a comeback! Wait, actually yes please call it a comeback. Ashlee and Bre are finally back on the pod talking Degrassi TNG after what has been the longest Spring-Summer-Fall apocalypse, aka global life in 2020. They've missed you almost as much as they've missed hearing Craig say "sorry." Stay tuned! Follow FYDP on Instagram @degrassipodcast Music by Arielle LaGuette dqATMv7LNlgu4778viqW dqATMv7LNlgu4778viqW

Bre and Ashlee dish about a Season 7 Mia episode "Everything She Wants" featuring the shittiest dad in America since Papa Roach, Lucas the Lakehurst looser! The dude just wants to party with the old Mia and forget about that stupid child they brought into existence. Let the parents party and the toddlers go the frick to bed, amirite? Sean Cameron gets a proper military sendoff, making this B-plot perfectly topical for your Memorial Day... memorials. We'll miss you Sean!! Topics include: Rules for moms, saying goodbye to exes who dress like they just bought tickets for Godsmack, saying goodbye to exes who dress like they just bought tickets to the war in the Middle East, and the power to diagnose a drunk woman from afar.  Instagram @degrassipodcast Music by Arielle LaGuette

That is the realest question of them all. Ashlee and Bre are back (woo!) and they are diving DEEP into "Accidents Will Happen" better known as the two-part abortion episode banned in America. Manny's got more than gymnastics on her mind, and it's enough to make her upchuck her decisions in the toilet, so she turns to the former teen mom queen, Spike, for some sage advice. Craig gets high on the idea of being a dad, because creating his own family sounds like a fun way to fix all of his problems! And sandwiched between that drama are two goofy-ass B-plots that made Ashley cringe and Bre laugh out loud. TW: This episode contains personal experience stories related to pregnancy, abortion, and motherhood. Happy belated Mother's Day y'all!   Instagram @degrassipodcast Music by Arielle LaGuette

Bre and Ashlee love lists! But this ain't no groceries, hun. It's the best of the "oh, there's that guy!" and the "I forgot about her!" And all them cute cameos in-between. They compare their favorites, worsts, and honorable mentions for Degrassi ~side~ characters. Teachers, dads, hot dudes, street kids, and Kevin goddamn Smith GO TO OUR INSTAGRAM to snag a custom list template so YOU can SHARE your FAVS along with Ash and Bre! Instagram @degrassipodcast   Music by Arielle LaGuette

Ashlee and Bre are hyped on ~not drugs~ to talk to you about "What Does It Feel Like to be a Ghost," also known as the one where Taking Back Sunday makes a cameo and Craig blows (more like nose-bleeds) his chance at being a center stage musician. Call your physic mediums because the ghosts of the past have come out in droves! Craig is back in town and he's brought a snowstorm of nose candy with him. JT's new lady Mia finds out about his baby-daddy status, Lakehurst bros wanna fight, Manny does drugs so that she can sound smart as fuck, and Ellie poops on everything including her own life... because why? Because goddamn addict-brained, singer-songwriter, resident-cute-boy-breaking-all-the-hearts goddamn Craig. Also, is Taking Back Sunday still alive? Or is only their career dead? Let us know. Stay safe, stay smart, stay home, stay clean teens. Instagram @degrassipodcast Music by Arielle LaGuette

Bre and Ashlee celebrate 4/20 by watching "Death Of A Disco Dancer" AKA the one where Paige gets dumped then smokes a joint before talking to the admissions rep from her dream college. Uh oh! She's really on her *high* horse now. Paige has all the answers, but like... does she even know the question? Here are some to put in your pipe: Does Alex really have no future? Is it ever okay for a teacher person to date a student person? Is Jimmy the best baller of them ALL? Is Banting a real fucking school? Will Matt ever take another shower? Is weed legal "enough" for us to be cool about it now? The future is cloudy and best laid plans are going up in smoke, bitches. PSA: Don't do drugs if your mom is listening. Stay safe, stay smart, stay home, stay high teens. Instagram @degrassipodcast Music by Arielle LaGuette  

Ashlee and Bre can't hardly wait to jump into this week's episode! After watching the Season 5 two-parter "Our Lips Are Sealed" there is so much to talk about: Emma's extreme dieting habits, Manny's true love for a healthy pizza-body relationship, Peter-Peter the Secret Keeper, Snake's mall karaoke, and how the fuck can Paige stay friends with her GF and BFF after a public food fight? TW: In this episode, your hosts dish about their personal battles with body image issues and eating disorders. There are serious moments and there are jokes... because that's life and that's how it goes, friends. If you or someone you know are fighting a silent battle with your body or with an eating disorder (they usually go hand-in-hand) please seek help. It's not easy to undo a lifetime of shame surrounding the topic, so let's start by supporting each other first. You're doing great. Stay safe, stay smart, stay home, stay hot teens. Instagram @degrassipodcast Music by Arielle LaGuette  

Bre and Ashlee watch "Foolin" and real talk... it GOES there! JT is truly a good-hearted teen boy, pregnancy gets an unconventional spin for heteronormative stereotypes, Liberty is as unmoving as the statue for which she's named, and nighttime coffee hangs with a hot Christian girl will NOT save Spinner from Jimmy's constant cock-blocking. Hey, listen... take some FYDP advice and just have a baby over text! Stay safe, stay smart, stay home, stay hot teens. Instagram @degrassipodcast Music by Arielle LaGuette

Ashlee and Bre are taking you back to pre-quarantine times, when life was still easy, moms went out for the night, and girls just wanted to have 80s dance fun with Sid Vicious Craig. Time to do a deep dive on crashing HS shindigs, Jimmy-Spinner dance feuds, free hockey tickets, and befriending your single mom. Also, is Manny is your Connecticut Aunt? Yes. Instagram @degrassipodcast Music by Arielle LaGuette

Ashlee and Bre have cabin fever (not a real fever, thank GOD!) and the only cure is to watch "Take On Me" because nothing is better than Breakfast Club throwback vibes. School on Saturday, buff principals, Harriet the spy, and drug-free lock-ins! The world is having its ultimate lock-in right now and FYDP is here for you. WE'RE ALL DOING OK OUT THERE, RIGHT GUYS?! We love you all

Bre and Ashlee share some hott gossip about "U Got The Look" AKA the most infamous, self-empowering hot-girl reveal in TV herstory.  Scooby Doo plots, Sully sux, big hats bring you closer to god & CROP TOPS ARE 4 EVER!!!!!!!!!!! Also, WTF is wrong with Gwen Stefani? Instagram @degrassipodcast **If you are a thong expert, please DM us!** **If you worked at Bre's local mall, please don't get her in trouble for stealing g-strings from DEB in 2003!**   Music by Arielle LaGuette  

This week, Ashlee and Bre cover "Jagged Little Pill" and how to have fun when your parents are gone. Big mood headbands, fruit snacks, Eminem, and a-b-c-d-EEEEE! Remember, drugs are only fun when you're doing them. WARNING: This episode was deemed NOT SAFE for Ashlee's & Bre's moms!!   Vocal cameos by Hammy the cat and Robyn the person!   Follow on Instagram @degrassipodcast Music by Arielle LaGuette

Bre and Ashlee watched "Rock & Roll High School" together and ~oh boy~ do they have some feelings about high school garage bands, bitter breakups with narcissistic hotties, and something called the Craig Effect. Remember... there are no accidents as long as you're having fun! Follow your hosts on Instagram @blbietz @craftsandarts Music by Arielle LaGuette

Ashlee and Bre were so excited to do a live episode that they just went ahead and did the DANG thing! This podcast recording at Fallout Theater in Austin, Texas covers "Time Stands Still" parts one and two (you know... where Drake gets shot?) Join them as they discuss the epic question... is Rick the literal worst, or is he just a symptom of his bullying? Benefiting the Brady United foundation against gun violence bradyunited.org Follow your hosts on Instagram @blbietz @craftsandarts Song performance (and great topical banter) by Arielle LaGuette

Ashlee and Bre keep it unreal with an extra dose of thoughts about Emma. Bre shares some hot gossip about being a high school teacher's daughter. Also, wtf does "stan" mean?!   Follow your hosts on Instagram: @blbietz @craftsandarts   Music by Arielle LaGuette

*Whoop whoop* podcast premiere! Bre and Ashlee talk about Emma's search to find her dad, at all costs, against the wishes of her mom, Spike-- who is about to have a new baby with Mr. Simpson AKA Snake! They cover "Father Figure" Part 1 & 2 and get into some personal deets about how scary it is to be a teen!   Follow us on Instagram @craftsandarts and @blbietz Music by Arielle LaGuette (Instagram @ariellelaguette, ariellelaguette.com)

Ashlee and Bre need to talk about the realest teen drama ever. This is a brand new comedy/storytelling/lifestyle/total hag-fest podcast for the new (and old) generations of Degrassi lovers. Launching February 2020!