Flat as a Fart Podcast

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Griff & Si have a low opinion of themselves and their outlook on life in general. Why this is written in third person, I don't know. We are two pals that go back to early teenage years, with middle-age on the horizon. If you, the prospective listener, have an interest in listening to two men, try and pod their way through an unplanned show, then we're the pod for you! You can support us by simply.... well listening for a start. We're not asking for money. We're not that type of greedy pod, yet. We're just desperate, that's all. No, sod it - we're honest. We need, I stress, need listeners. And we will not sell ourselves out at this time. Flat as a Fart is the middle ground descriptive way of how we...just are. We only hope you find it endearing. The Argos catalogue of podcasts - summit' for everyone. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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    • Feb 10, 2025 LATEST EPISODE
    • monthly NEW EPISODES
    • 47m AVG DURATION
    • 14 EPISODES


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    Flat as ever

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 10, 2025 34:18


    A fairly short episode bemoaning the harsh reality of unforgiving employers, the dream of working at Center Parcs and some ghostly shit. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    The Harry and Marv of Podcasts - the pod bandits.

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 18, 2024 64:31


    A bonus Christmas ep. A bonus for who? Mostly talk about Home Alone.Sorry for the shit audio quality from one of us. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    Flat as a Farter Christmas

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 11, 2024 59:44


    Ho, ho, ho! I mean, how, how, how, do we still get away with podding? Join us + regular guest, Jim, as we talk about our favourite Christmas traditions. Everything from what we like to eat & drink, to British sitcom Christmas specials to the weird niche things we get up to. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    Halloween - playing a horror themed board game.

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 30, 2024 56:27


    When Si decided we should play 'Atmosfear' board game, we thought, what the hell could go wrong? We knew exactly what could go wrong and it went as well as expected. Listen to us try and pod our way through playing an interactive parlour game on a sodding podcast. Will we ever learn? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    Scraping the barrel and a BBQ story you will not want to miss

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 8, 2024 32:11


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    Bland roast dinners, fake riddles and the Italians

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 1, 2024 44:20


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    The return of Jim and cancel worthy stories

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 25, 2024 42:52


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    Riddles, prank calls and struggling to pod

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 11, 2024 43:51


    alex is back Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    Alex and Argos

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 4, 2024 45:29


    Literally no point in updating this - just listen in and tell us if we're indeed not worth listening to. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    Unsuccessful social lives, road rage and podding

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 20, 2024 51:39


    3 sad gits again Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    Shit overseas employers, chef bust-ups & perverted ghosts

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 13, 2024 46:33


    Worth putting something in this bit - we have a guest on this week who steals the show. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    Grumpy old men

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 6, 2024 47:36


    This is not worth filling out. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    The difficult second episode - living up to our name

    Play Episode Listen Later May 30, 2024 38:52


    Honestly, this bit is a waste of your time. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    The Pilot ep - brainstorming the pod

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 16, 2024 58:38


    Can we be the first to congratulate you on discovering this pod. It takes quite a skill to come across this very unpopular and almost off-grid pod. So, well done.Hopefully our casual and unplanned conversation will serve you well, as we get to grips with starting a new podventure. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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